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Paul Ryan is Kenyan
Posted by: Fact Checker ()
Date: September 12, 2012 07:07PM

Paul Ryan says he ran a sub 3 hour marathon - so he must be Kenyan. We found this picture from the race - before he had the anal bleaching.

Don't know about you but I want to see his birth certificate!
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Re: Paul Ryan is Kenyan
Posted by: Old News ()
Date: September 12, 2012 07:13PM

He made a correction to that claim, but not the other glaring lives in his convention speech. I guess he's just a pathological liar - like his tax cheating running mate.

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Re: Paul Ryan is Kenyan
Posted by: And The Truth Is... ()
Date: September 12, 2012 07:25PM

You're right. It's almost as bad as Barry Soetoro now claiming he is a Christian.

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Re: Paul Ryan is Kenyan
Posted by: And the Truth Ain't ()
Date: September 12, 2012 07:30PM

^ -1.

Look what the cat dragged in - a fucking Birther! Are you from Narnia or something?

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Re: Paul Ryan is Kenyan
Posted by: Damn-Dems ()
Date: September 12, 2012 11:49PM

And the Truth Ain't Wrote:
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> ^ -1.
>
> Look what the cat dragged in - a fucking Birther!
> Are you from Narnia or something?

Ain't a birther someone who believes Soetoro was born elsewhere? How is it the same as someone who points out that Soetoro likes to bend way over to greet Mullahs?

What's IQ, boy? You qualified to think, count, vote, etc.?

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Re: Paul Ryan is Kenyan
Posted by: Capt Obvious ()
Date: September 12, 2012 11:57PM

And The Truth Is... Wrote:
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> You're right. It's almost as bad as Barry Soetoro
> now claiming he is a Christian.

Uh huh. lol

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Re: Paul Ryan is Kenyan
Posted by: just the facts ()
Date: September 13, 2012 08:24AM

WHY HASN'T PAUL RYAN SHOWN US HIS BIRTH CERTIFICATE?!? WHAT IS PAUL RYAN TRYING TO HIDE?!?

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Re: Paul Ryan is Kenyan
Posted by: About Those Facts ()
Date: September 13, 2012 06:14PM

When there is doubt, I'd ask the same of him. OTOH, can you provide evidence that his father and grandfather were Muslim? Of pics of him in Muslim garb? Shown to have attended a Muslim school? Studied the Koran? Does he have Muslim relatives? Show me all of this about Paul Ryan and I'll scream to have his BC presented.

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Re: Paul Ryan is Kenyan
Posted by: CATHOLICmilf ()
Date: September 13, 2012 06:16PM

live life by your own means
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Re: Paul Ryan is Kenyan
Posted by: Magduco ()
Date: September 14, 2012 03:22PM

I don't get it. Why is Obama screwing Jesus's skull?

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Re: Paul Ryan is Kenyan
Posted by: Husseiny ()
Date: September 14, 2012 03:28PM

Magduco Wrote:
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> I don't get it. Why is Obama screwing Jesus's
> skull?


Because he's a Muslim.

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Re: Paul Ryan is Kenyan
Posted by: Biohazard ()
Date: September 15, 2012 08:16AM

That is a Mormon/Republican fucking Jesus's skull. See the devil horns and pointy tail, extremely small penis.

Jesus was a Democrat - i.e. blessed are the poor, the meek shall inherit the earth, cast the money lenders from the temple, bread and wine for the poor, do unto others as you would have done to yourself, turn the other cheek, forgive them Father for they know not what they do, DOW is up 65% in 3 1/2 years, economy is recovering, GM is alive and Osama is Dead, etc.

Couldn't be Obama - he is a real Christian.

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Re: Paul Ryan is Kenyan
Posted by: Realist ()
Date: September 15, 2012 09:12AM

Biohazard Wrote:
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> Jesus was a Democrat
> Couldn't be Obama - he is a real Christian.

Jesus is a fantasy figure much like Mother Goose. Some of us don't need stories of "invisible sky friends" to get through life.

Obama is a Muslim, and they have their own verion of the invisible sky friend to justify their savagery.

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Re: Paul Ryan is Kenyan
Posted by: Mother Goose ()
Date: September 15, 2012 09:53AM

Jesus was a Jewish carpenter and local organized labor leader who pissed off a bunch of big money establishment types who convinced the local authorities to send their soldiers/police figures to arrest, try, convict, and then nail Jesus to a cross as a warning to all those who would question their authority.

Very similar to organized labor across the USA vs. Koch Brothers & the Romney/Ryan/George Allen/Cuccinelli/Chris Perkins Koch Whores.

You can keep your magic underpants and planet Kolob crew of sub 3 hour marathon running bullshit artists fighting against the real America - of the People and for the People.

Osama is Dead. GM is Alive.

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Re: Paul Ryan is Kenyan
Posted by: Realist ()
Date: September 15, 2012 10:59AM

Mother Goose Wrote:
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> Jesus was a Jewish carpenter and local organized
> labor leader who pissed off a bunch of big money
> establishment types ...

> Osama is Dead. GM is Alive.

So you're comparing B. Hussein to Jesus? Wow, how's that Kool-Aid taste?
Personally I find it hard to place faith of any kind in community organizers
as true "leaders".

BH has tried to make it sound like he personally led the charge up the
steps in Abbottabad. More like it happened in spite of him.

GM is on life support, and probably won't be around in a few years. As
much as I'm for buying American, I had to go German to find a new vehicle.
Why spend $65K on a GM product when I can get a BMW or MB for the same
price and get much higher quality and value for my money?

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Re: Paul Ryan is Kenyan
Posted by: Mercedes Owner ()
Date: September 15, 2012 02:14PM

^ Good luck with that German car. My S55 AMG has been in the shop non-stop since the first week I bought it. The GPS is like working with a Republican Congress - no logical user interface and lots of misdirection. The fucking fold out cup holder broke the first day.

Yeah the 500HP AMG hand built engine will get up an go - but around here where the fuck can I do that?

All my American built cars (Ford, Jeep, Cady, Hummers) are rock solid. So too is my John Deere. Buying American from here on out.

BTW: Osama is DEAD. GM is ALIVE. Romney is TOAST!

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Re: Paul Ryan is Kenyan
Posted by: check Wisconsin's birth into the union ()
Date: September 15, 2012 02:15PM

It's true that Wisconsin is not part of the US. Better check on Wisconsin's status as a state. Just watch the movie "Stripes" with Bill Murray and it will confirm that Wisconsin is another country.

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Re: Paul Ryan is Kenyan
Posted by: Ito ()
Date: September 15, 2012 02:47PM

Mercedes Owner Wrote:
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> All my American built cars (Ford, Jeep, Cady,
> Hummers) are rock solid. So too is my John Deere.
> Buying American from here on out.

I just finally got rid of my 2004 Volkswagen Touareg. I loved the car -- air suspension, V8, power everything, navigation system. During the blizzards we had years ago I was able to drive when everyone else was stuck at home. I felt like a member of Guderian's Panzer Corps ranging across the Russian steppe!

However, it turned out to be the most expensive car I ever bought. It wasn't just the original sales price -- it was the years of expensive repairs that finally made me get rid of it. No lie, I think I put about $15K of repairs into it over 8 years and that didn't include the "free" repairs during first 3 years I was under warranty.

I've gone back to Ford.

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Re: Paul Ryan is Kenyan
Posted by: Ito ()
Date: September 15, 2012 02:51PM

check Wisconsin's birth into the union Wrote:
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> It's true that Wisconsin is not part of the US.
> Better check on Wisconsin's status as a state.
> Just watch the movie "Stripes" with Bill Murray
> and it will confirm that Wisconsin is another
> country.

+1

Stripes is one of my favorite films.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_L82jlR-37k

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