Former Nats Fan Wrote:
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> Dear Ted,
> Last night, I took my teenage son to see the
> Nats play the Braves. We parked at Vienna Metro
> and rode the train in. What an exciting game, eh
> Ted? 13 innings! And the Nats get another curly W!
> But, you know who DIDN'T get a curly W, Ted? You,
> Ted.
>
> Imagine sitting through a 2 hour rain delay
> but staying for the game because you know...that's
> what REAL baseball fans in DC do...getting the win
> and knowing it's 1am and I have to be in the
> office in 7 hours and I'm 2 hours from home. But
> we got that fucking curly W, didn't we Ted?
> We...got it.
>
> And then we walk down to Metro and the
> station is closed! Closed, Ted! How the fuck am I
> supposed to get home, Ted? How? I mean...Leonsis
> keeps the Metro open, Ted when Caps games run
> late. Why don't you? And where's the fucking
> announcement in the stadium to TELL US that the
> station will be closing at regular time Ted? Oh
> right...there wasn't one. Because if you announced
> Metro was closing at regular time then you'd miss
> out on another million dollars in beer and hotdog
> sales.
>
> So, you know how I got home Ted? I took a
> cab, Ted. To Vienna Metro, Ted. It cost me $50!
> Fifty fucking dollars, fucktard! And then to top
> it all off? I couldn't get my car out of the Metro
> parking lot, Ted. Because as you know...Metro was
> closed. So, I had to hop back in the cab, Ted. And
> that was ANOTHER $20 to get me home. It was
> 2:58AM, Ted. I did not have my car, Ted.
>
> But wait...there's more, Ted. I had to take a
> cab BACK to Metro again to get my car in the
> morning so...that's another $20. I want my $90,
> Ted. And I want you to pay to keep the Metro
> system open on nights that the games run late,
> Ted. Or at the very least...ANNOUNCE in the
> stadium a reminder message about Metro's closure
> so fans can make an informed decision, Ted. Or
> stop telling the fans how fucking convenient Metro
> is to get to and from the games. And fuck
> you...you old fuck!
>
> Signed,
> Former Nats Fan
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