Re: No More-Wednesday Night Crew, Rusty Hall, Timmy Hall-Posts
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Jugs by Routt
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Date: March 23, 2018 11:33PM
Damn, that was funny. Someone must have had a lot of time on their hands.
But seriously, whatever happened to the Kilroys Krew? They couldn't all be deaded.
Rusted Harley Wrote:
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> Doubting Thomas Wrote:
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> -----
> > Timmy ain't deaded, and he ain't no zombie!
> >
> > I know I been known to drink (a lot), but
> here's
> > the true story...
> >
> > I was onna side o' th' road, when my fucking
> AMF
> > Harley died on me, and I was a-kicking it and
> > a-kicking it, gettin' all kinds o' pissed off,
> and
> > this dude rides up on his Harley and gets off.
> >
> > "Havin trouble with your ride?" he asked.
> >
> > "The fuck you think? Naw, I'm just kickin' it
> to
> > get some exercise."
> >
> > He didn't say nothing, but just looked at me,
> and
> > then I realized he looked familiar. "Say, you
> look
> > just like Timmy Hall, but he got all stove up
> and
> > killed dead inna accident."
> >
> > "I am Timmy," he says.
> >
> > "Bullshit," I says back. Now, I had been to
> > Kilroys and had a few beers on board, but I
> warn't
> > real drunk.
> >
> > I shall prove it," he says, "Start thou bike."
> >
> > "That's funny,' I says,"this bitch ain't gonna
> > start until she feels like startin', and
> > furthermore, I got a jimmyleg from 'Nam, when I
> > got wounded by them VC."
> >
> > "Thou never were in Vietnam. Thou fucked up
> your
> > knee when you fell off the bus arriving at
> Basic
> > Training. Thou spent your military career
> > hammering out dents in messkits."
> >
> > "Shit," I says, nobody knows that, 'ceptin'
> Timmy,
> > when I told him that in secret! Are you really
> > Timmy?"
> >
> > "I am, and I sit at the right hand of our
> > Divinity."
> >
> > "Sonny Barger?"
> >
> > "No."
> >
> > "The president of marketing for Harley
> Davidson?"
> >
> >
> > "No, you dumb shit...GOD!"
> >
> > I ain't buying any o' this, and start laughing
> at
> > him."
> >
> > "Go on then," he says, "You don't believe me,
> you
> > just go on and start that AMF Harley o' yours."
>
> >
> > So just to humor this crazy man who does look a
> > lot like Timmy, I get on my ride, and first
> off,
> > my leg don't hurt at all, and then, I just give
> it
> > one easy kick, and she not only fired right up,
> > but she idled...well, I gotta say it...just as
> > smooth as a jap bike."
> >
> > "Holy shit!" I says, you just made a
> miracle...and
> > you are Timmy, you ain't deaded!"
> >
> > "No," he says, "I ain't dead, and will live on
> > just as long as two WNC riders gather in my
> name."
> >
> >
> > So my bike is just a-sittin' there, idling
> smooth
> > as can be, and I asks, "Timmy, what shall I
> tell
> > the others...what message do you have for us."
> >
> > He smiled and said, "Ride hard and party hard.
> > That is what I sayeth onto you. And don't
> forget
> > to arrive early at Kilroys for the Happy-Hour
> > specials."
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > This is incredible! Does the Vatican know
> about
> > this?
>
> What ever happened to this gang of jokes anyway?
> They used to be a continuous source of comedy.
> Are they all decades?