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Official FCPD New Year's Eve Drunk Tank Guest Llist
Posted by: FUNdamental ()
Date: January 08, 2012 11:43AM

the fun is over



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 09/26/2012 12:08PM by FUNdamental.

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Re: Official FCPD New Year's Eve Drunk Tank Guest Llist
Posted by: lolwut ()
Date: January 08, 2012 11:57AM

And this is important because...?

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Re: Official FCPD New Year's Eve Drunk Tank Guest Llist
Posted by: MS-14 ()
Date: January 08, 2012 12:20PM

Wow...there's "so few" non-whites on that list...

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Re: Official FCPD New Year's Eve Drunk Tank Guest Llist
Posted by: _Gunner ()
Date: January 08, 2012 12:23PM

thanks for posting ...I wonder how this compares to previous years

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Re: Official FCPD New Year's Eve Drunk Tank Guest Llist
Posted by: sgt q ()
Date: January 08, 2012 12:25PM

Anyone there? Was it a rockin' party?

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Re: Official FCPD New Year's Eve Drunk Tank Guest Llist
Posted by: sobering up ()
Date: January 08, 2012 12:32PM

lolwut Wrote:
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> And this is important because...?


Like the lottery telling us "people do win," this list tells us"people do get caught."

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Re: Official FCPD New Year's Eve Drunk Tank Guest Llist
Posted by: Drunkard ()
Date: January 08, 2012 12:37PM

sobering up Wrote:
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> Like the lottery telling us "people do win," this
> list tells us"people do get caught."

I didn't get caught, I was piss drunk. I even hit a dog.

It's okay though, I've hit that dog before.

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Re: Official FCPD New Year's Eve Drunk Tank Guest Llist
Posted by: Thud_Mackey ()
Date: January 08, 2012 01:05PM

That's it? That's not a whole lot of people who got arested for DUI/DWI

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Re: Official FCPD New Year's Eve Drunk Tank Guest Llist
Posted by: jumping to conclusions ()
Date: January 08, 2012 01:28PM

MS-14 Wrote:
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> Wow...there's "so few" non-whites on that list...

How do you know RUBIO MONTANO JOSE BERNARDINO is non-white?

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Re: Official FCPD New Year's Eve Drunk Tank Guest Llist
Posted by: Skaterboy ()
Date: January 08, 2012 03:20PM

jumping to conclusions Wrote:
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> MS-14 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Wow...there's "so few" non-whites on that
> list...
>
> How do you know RUBIO MONTANO JOSE BERNARDINO is
> non-white?

Was Casey on his skateboard when he was pulled over?

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Re: Official FCPD New Year's Eve Drunk Tank Guest Llist
Posted by: pope johnny paul ()
Date: January 08, 2012 04:11PM

O`DONNELL TIMOTHY MICHAEL 30 01/01/2012 82-1-6[18.2-266] DWI: 1ST OFFENSE

The Irish holding up their end of the drinking. Looks like the mexicans rule as usual, but of course they do not contribute to the crime in the county.

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Re: Official FCPD New Year's Eve Drunk Tank Guest Llist
Posted by: g6 ()
Date: January 08, 2012 05:04PM

To the drunkard that boasts he hit a dog. Why so proud of that? It is a matter of time before you get caught too. Ass.

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Re: Official FCPD New Year's Eve Drunk Tank Guest Llist
Posted by: jesus jose oscar hernadez ()
Date: January 08, 2012 05:09PM

fuckin spics.

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Re: Official FCPD New Year's Eve Drunk Tank Guest Llist
Posted by: Lefty ()
Date: January 08, 2012 05:21PM

FUNKHOUSER & STAKEM two of my fav's!

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Re: Official FCPD New Year's Eve Drunk Tank Guest Llist
Posted by: leibowski ()
Date: January 08, 2012 05:57PM

Webb related to the politician? I know his daughter lives in the area and is a huge druggie.

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Re: Official FCPD New Year's Eve Drunk Tank Guest Llist
Posted by: MS-14 ()
Date: January 08, 2012 07:07PM

jumping to conclusions Wrote:
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> MS-14 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Wow...there's "so few" non-whites on that
> list...
>
> How do you know RUBIO MONTANO JOSE BERNARDINO is
> non-white?

Yeah, you TOTALLY have me there, mang...

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Re: Official FCPD New Year's Eve Drunk Tank Guest Llist
Posted by: do ()
Date: January 08, 2012 07:24PM

POLOKEVA EKATERINA 22

We need her mugshot, I'll bet she's hot, hot, hot.

The girls from Russia and the Eastern bloc have taken over porn. They are unfuckingbelievably beautiful.

I'd have gladly been her designated driver, poor thing didn't even make it until midnight.

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Re: Official FCPD New Year's Eve Drunk Tank Guest Llist
Posted by: old fart on tv ()
Date: January 08, 2012 08:41PM

FUNKHOUSER CLYDE W 70 01/01/2012 82-1-6[18.2-266] DWI: 1ST OFFENSE

A little old to be out chugging and driving. He should be at home checking his blood sugar and checking it often

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Re: Official FCPD New Year's Eve Drunk Tank Guest Llist
Posted by: DC101 ()
Date: January 09, 2012 10:29AM

do Wrote:
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> POLOKEVA EKATERINA 22
>
> We need her mugshot, I'll bet she's hot, hot, hot.
>
>
> The girls from Russia and the Eastern bloc have
> taken over porn. They are unfuckingbelievably
> beautiful.
>
> I'd have gladly been her designated driver, poor
> thing didn't even make it until midnight.

I did notice there is a hottie barmaiden on the list.

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Re: Official FCPD New Year's Eve Drunk Tank Guest Llist
Posted by: Get off the road!! ()
Date: January 09, 2012 10:59AM

Someone get Ariel Sejas off the road - THIRD DWI offense and driving on a revoked due to DWI/MANSLAUGHTER!!!!

At that rate there will be more innocent victims!!!

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Re: Official FCPD New Year's Eve Drunk Tank Guest Llist
Posted by: refusal of breathalyzer? ()
Date: January 09, 2012 11:20AM

What happens if you refuse the Breathalyzer?

Is that a good legal strategy?

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Re: Official FCPD New Year's Eve Drunk Tank Guest Llist
Posted by: Jonathon housel ()
Date: January 09, 2012 12:05PM

yep i was in the drunk tank haha but i wasnt even in public, i was at a house party and they arrested me in my friends backyard.

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Re: Official FCPD New Year's Eve Drunk Tank Guest Llist
Posted by: Genius ()
Date: January 09, 2012 12:21PM

old fart on tv Wrote:
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> FUNKHOUSER CLYDE W 70 01/01/2012 82-1-6[18.2-266]
> DWI: 1ST OFFENSE
>
> A little old to be out chugging and driving. He
> should be at home checking his blood sugar and
> checking it often

If you had to go through life with a name like FunkHouser you would probably be drinking also.

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Re: Official FCPD New Year's Eve Drunk Tank Guest Llist
Posted by: fo ()
Date: January 09, 2012 06:56PM

refusal of breathalyzer? Wrote:
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> What happens if you refuse the Breathalyzer?
>
> Is that a good legal strategy?


They will tell you that refusal equals an automatic license revocation (implied consent law), and that you may still be convicted of DUI based on the cop's testimony, dash cams, etc. I've known people that this happened to.

But I've also known people that refused and skated. They hired high-dollar lawyers and probably caught the judge/CA in a good mood.

So, it's a crap shoot basically.

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Re: Official FCPD New Year's Eve Drunk Tank Guest Llist
Posted by: Mom l ()
Date: February 02, 2012 10:11PM

Your an idiot and an asshole!!

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Re: Official FCPD New Year's Eve Drunk Tank Guest Llist
Posted by: Mom L ()
Date: February 02, 2012 10:24PM

It's nice to know my son isn't the only smart ass loser that ended up in jail that night!!!! When are you all gonna freaking grow up and realize you could kill yourselves or more importantly some innocent bystander!! Or even a poor defenseless dog like one of the assholes on this list! Do you realize someone could have loved that dog! Or maybe someone even loves you god forbid! Your all a bunch of idiots that need to find a better way to have a good time besides getting blackout drunk and killing your livers! Get help!!!

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Re: Official FCPD New Year's Eve Drunk Tank Guest Llist
Posted by: Mom L ()
Date: February 02, 2012 10:30PM

Does that really make a diference a lousy drunk is a lousy drunk! You shouldn't be out in public!! Doesn't matter what color you are!!

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Re: Official FCPD New Year's Eve Drunk Tank Guest Llist
Posted by: FUNdamental ()
Date: February 03, 2012 10:41AM

Mom L Wrote:
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> It's nice to know my son isn't the only smart ass
> loser that ended up in jail that night!!!!


I am touched and inspired by the love you share with your son.

I can't imagine why he drinks heavily.

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Re: Official FCPD New Year's Eve Drunk Tank Guest Llist
Posted by: Stephan A. Finger ()
Date: February 03, 2012 10:50AM

I actually do appreciate seeing this list. I hope someone forwards this on to any of the losers on the list so they can see how pathetic they are.

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Re: Official FCPD New Year's Eve Drunk Tank Guest Llist
Posted by: citizen's DWI patrol member (5th year) ()
Date: February 04, 2012 03:34AM

I know why nine of those names are there.
Great night. Tomorrow night I will be watch bars in Centreville.
Then our annual Super bowel sting. Busy week.

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Re: Official FCPD New Year's Eve Drunk Tank Guest Llist
Posted by: Mom l ()
Date: February 14, 2012 09:52PM

My son was given all the love and devotion any child could ask for! Grew up in a beautiful area. Had a mother and father always there for him! Someone doesn't make someone drink like that it's his choice to be like he is! These parents have had enough! Time to grow up when your 23 your supposed to be a man not alittle boy! Ending up in jail is just not acceptable! Whoever wrote that trash see how you feel when you have a kid that you've lived for worked your ass off for and this is how they live their life to end up on a list like this and then to think it's cool!!!!

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Re: Official FCPD New Year's Eve Drunk Tank Guest Llist
Posted by: Stephen ()
Date: February 15, 2012 12:24PM

I agree these people need to be off the road, so start emailing the scum in Richmond and tell them to do what we pay them for.

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Re: Official FCPD New Year's Eve Drunk Tank Guest Llist
Posted by: DmIrunk ()
Date: February 15, 2012 12:44PM

I get drunk and drive around all the time.

Dont blow if you get pulled over and get a lawyer. Itll cost a little bit but with the right lawyer you will have no problems. You may get a moving violation but not a dwi/dui

IF YOUR DRINKING AND DRIVING AND GET PULLED OVER DONT BLOW OR SUBMIT TO ANY TESTS.

Note: To dramatically increase your chances of getting away with being hammered and driving take the physical tests the officer wants to perfom. Do the walk the line thing, do the following his finger with your eyes thing, and do whatever else you feel you will pass. DO NOT DO ANY TEST YOU DO NOT THINK YOU WILL PASS.

In court, it will be a lot better when the Judge sees the video of you easily walking the line and passing other "tests" they give on the roadside.

NEVER BLOW OR GIVE A BLOOD SAMPLE!!!!!

THE POLICE WILL TRY TO INTIMIDATE YOU INTO SUBMITTING TO AN ALCOHOL TEST. DO NOT LET THEM.

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Re: Official FCPD New Year's Eve Drunk Tank Guest Llist
Posted by: codiene ()
Date: February 15, 2012 01:15PM

Cant they hold you down and get a blood sample?

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Re: Official FCPD New Year's Eve Drunk Tank Guest Llist
Posted by: Darwin ()
Date: February 15, 2012 01:55PM

No they cant hold you down....

Even if they could do you think most of FCPDs "finest" are even physically capable of getting someone down to the ground? If they did get someone down would they be able to get back up on their own power?

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Re: Official FCPD New Year's Eve Drunk Tank Guest Llist
Posted by: you are pathetic ()
Date: February 15, 2012 01:56PM

DmIrunk Wrote:
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> I get drunk and drive around all the time.
>
> Dont blow if you get pulled over and get a lawyer.
> Itll cost a little bit but with the right lawyer
> you will have no problems. You may get a moving
> violation but not a dwi/dui
>
> IF YOUR DRINKING AND DRIVING AND GET PULLED OVER
> DONT BLOW OR SUBMIT TO ANY TESTS.
>
> Note: To dramatically increase your chances of
> getting away with being hammered and driving take
> the physical tests the officer wants to perfom. Do
> the walk the line thing, do the following his
> finger with your eyes thing, and do whatever else
> you feel you will pass. DO NOT DO ANY TEST YOU DO
> NOT THINK YOU WILL PASS.
>
> In court, it will be a lot better when the Judge
> sees the video of you easily walking the line and
> passing other "tests" they give on the roadside.
>
> NEVER BLOW OR GIVE A BLOOD SAMPLE!!!!!
>
> THE POLICE WILL TRY TO INTIMIDATE YOU INTO
> SUBMITTING TO AN ALCOHOL TEST. DO NOT LET THEM.


I am confident you will die SOON.

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Re: Official FCPD New Year's Eve Drunk Tank Guest Llist
Posted by: DmIrunk ()
Date: February 15, 2012 02:11PM

you are pathetic Wrote:
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> DmIrunk Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I get drunk and drive around all the time.
> >
> > Dont blow if you get pulled over and get a
> lawyer.
> > Itll cost a little bit but with the right
> lawyer
> > you will have no problems. You may get a moving
> > violation but not a dwi/dui
> >
> > IF YOUR DRINKING AND DRIVING AND GET PULLED
> OVER
> > DONT BLOW OR SUBMIT TO ANY TESTS.
> >
> > Note: To dramatically increase your chances of
> > getting away with being hammered and driving
> take
> > the physical tests the officer wants to perfom.
> Do
> > the walk the line thing, do the following his
> > finger with your eyes thing, and do whatever
> else
> > you feel you will pass. DO NOT DO ANY TEST YOU
> DO
> > NOT THINK YOU WILL PASS.
> >
> > In court, it will be a lot better when the
> Judge
> > sees the video of you easily walking the line
> and
> > passing other "tests" they give on the
> roadside.
> >
> > NEVER BLOW OR GIVE A BLOOD SAMPLE!!!!!
> >
> > THE POLICE WILL TRY TO INTIMIDATE YOU INTO
> > SUBMITTING TO AN ALCOHOL TEST. DO NOT LET THEM.
>
>
> I am confident you will die SOON.

Maybe I will BUT I wont be getting any DUIs or DWIs in the time being.

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Re: Official FCPD New Year's Eve Drunk Tank Guest Llist
Posted by: NotCruelOrUnusual ()
Date: February 15, 2012 02:30PM

They need to have a drunk tank dunk tank.

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Re: Official FCPD New Year's Eve Drunk Tank Guest Llist
Posted by: itstrue ()
Date: February 15, 2012 08:21PM

it is true. dont blow.

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Re: Official FCPD New Year's Eve Drunk Tank Guest Llist
Posted by: Yeah Right ()
Date: February 16, 2012 11:18AM

On NYE I literally had to pull over into a Sunoco to puke because I was so hammered. I was mixing codeine and alcohol all night and got mega fucked up. It was fun as hell.

I serisouly do not remeber much of the drive that night besides puking. It was fun as hell.

I cant wait to go out tomorrow night and get tore the fuck up again.

BTW: I have a big truck so I will most likely not hurt myself.

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Re: Official FCPD New Year's Eve Drunk Tank Guest Llist
Posted by: Mom1 ()
Date: February 16, 2012 06:47PM

To the guy who thinks driving around puking your an immature asshole not worth my words!

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Re: Official FCPD New Year's Eve Drunk Tank Guest Llist
Posted by: live once ()
Date: February 16, 2012 07:20PM

hell, i drink and drive, puke and wake up next to some questionable women.

It beats going to knitting class and having missionary position sex only.

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