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This is how assholes park in the City of Fairfax
Posted by:
Biggus Dickus
()
Date: December 31, 2011 01:04PM
This is how assholes in the City of Fairfax park their cars/pickups.
Hope you enjoy your parking ticket (lucky your car didn't get keyed)...
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Hope you enjoy your parking ticket (lucky your car didn't get keyed)...
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Re: This is how assholes park in the City of Fairfax
Posted by:
guyrit
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Date: December 31, 2011 01:08PM
lkajsfs askljij woiuryiry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: This is how assholes park in the City of Fairfax
Posted by:
deez nutz 3
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Date: December 31, 2011 01:17PM
guyrit Wrote:
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> lkajsfs askljij
> woiuryiry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> !!!!!!!!!!!!
That seems to be the appropriate response.
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> lkajsfs askljij
> woiuryiry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> !!!!!!!!!!!!
That seems to be the appropriate response.
Re: This is how assholes park in the City of Fairfax
Posted by:
people are dicks
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Date: December 31, 2011 02:44PM
If someones going to do that at the very least at least get your car all in the stripped area and dont block two handicap spots at the same time. You shouldnt even get a ticket for that you should just be automatically towed and hit with all those fees
Re: This is how assholes park in the City of Fairfax
Posted by:
Kilton
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Date: December 31, 2011 03:08PM
LOL, as soon as I saw the thread title I knew it would be a truck or SUV.
You can't expect "truckers" to park properly. They drive vehicles like that because their dicks are small -- parking is the least of their concerns.
You can't expect "truckers" to park properly. They drive vehicles like that because their dicks are small -- parking is the least of their concerns.
Re: This is how assholes park in the City of Fairfax
Posted by:
Nota Lawyer
()
Date: December 31, 2011 03:10PM
people are dicks Wrote:
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> If someones going to do that at the very least at
> least get your car all in the stripped area and
> dont block two handicap spots at the same time.
> You shouldnt even get a ticket for that you should
> just be automatically towed and hit with all those
> fees
Had I been the ticket writer I would have given him FOUR tickets - one each for parking in an unmarked spot (or marked "Don't Park Here" spot, whatever those striped areas are called) and one each for parking in/blocking a Handicapped Spot without a permit.
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> If someones going to do that at the very least at
> least get your car all in the stripped area and
> dont block two handicap spots at the same time.
> You shouldnt even get a ticket for that you should
> just be automatically towed and hit with all those
> fees
Had I been the ticket writer I would have given him FOUR tickets - one each for parking in an unmarked spot (or marked "Don't Park Here" spot, whatever those striped areas are called) and one each for parking in/blocking a Handicapped Spot without a permit.
Re: This is how assholes park in the City of Fairfax
Posted by:
people are dicks
()
Date: December 31, 2011 03:11PM
Kilton Wrote:
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> LOL, as soon as I saw the thread title I knew it
> would be a truck or SUV.
>
> You can't expect "truckers" to park properly. They
> drive vehicles like that because their dicks are
> small -- parking is the least of their concerns.
This is one of the dumbest things Ive read today.
Let me guess you have a prius
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> LOL, as soon as I saw the thread title I knew it
> would be a truck or SUV.
>
> You can't expect "truckers" to park properly. They
> drive vehicles like that because their dicks are
> small -- parking is the least of their concerns.
This is one of the dumbest things Ive read today.
Let me guess you have a prius
Re: This is how assholes park in the City of Fairfax
Posted by:
Pinhead the Cenobite
()
Date: December 31, 2011 03:23PM
Anyone know who owns VA tags KLE-5272?
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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"
Re: This is how assholes park in the City of Fairfax
Posted by:
Warhawk
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Date: December 31, 2011 03:25PM
Pinhead the Cenobite Wrote:
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> Anyone know who owns VA tags KLE-5272?
One thing is for sure....he's an asshole.
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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.
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> Anyone know who owns VA tags KLE-5272?
One thing is for sure....he's an asshole.
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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.
Re: This is how assholes park in the City of Fairfax
Posted by:
Yepp
()
Date: December 31, 2011 03:28PM
Warhawk Wrote:
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> Pinhead the Cenobite Wrote:
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> -----
> > Anyone know who owns VA tags KLE-5272?
>
>
> One thing is for sure....he's an asshole.
+1
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> Pinhead the Cenobite Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Anyone know who owns VA tags KLE-5272?
>
>
> One thing is for sure....he's an asshole.
+1
Re: This is how assholes park in the City of Fairfax
Posted by:
Kilton
()
Date: December 31, 2011 03:29PM
people are dicks Wrote:
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> This is one of the dumbest things Ive read today.
>
> Let me guess you have a prius
Negative.
Sorry I hit a nerve there, Big Trucker. Hopefully you'll get over it. :-)
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> This is one of the dumbest things Ive read today.
>
> Let me guess you have a prius
Negative.
Sorry I hit a nerve there, Big Trucker. Hopefully you'll get over it. :-)
Re: This is how assholes park in the City of Fairfax
Posted by:
$5
()
Date: December 31, 2011 04:08PM
$5 says there is some anti-Obama sticker on his bumper. Or maybe "Drill Now, Drill Here, Pay Less" to exhibit his ignorance of oil markets.
Re: This is how assholes park in the City of Fairfax
Posted by:
people are dicks
()
Date: December 31, 2011 04:54PM
Kilton Wrote:
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>
> Sorry I hit a nerve there, Big Trucker. Hopefully
> you'll get over it. :-)
Didnt hit a nerve its just a dumb statement to make when a large percentage of people have trucks/suvs. You can be an asshole like that person no matter what car you drive, especially in this area youll see cars of all types park like that.
In all fairness that person seems to be a special kind of asshole as Ive never really seen someone to manage to park in an area thats not space where there is enough room to park and block two handicap spots at the same time. Hopefully they are better at driving than parking and hopefully that ticket under the wiper is for a large amount of money for doing that
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>
> Sorry I hit a nerve there, Big Trucker. Hopefully
> you'll get over it. :-)
Didnt hit a nerve its just a dumb statement to make when a large percentage of people have trucks/suvs. You can be an asshole like that person no matter what car you drive, especially in this area youll see cars of all types park like that.
In all fairness that person seems to be a special kind of asshole as Ive never really seen someone to manage to park in an area thats not space where there is enough room to park and block two handicap spots at the same time. Hopefully they are better at driving than parking and hopefully that ticket under the wiper is for a large amount of money for doing that
Re: This is how assholes park in the City of Fairfax
Posted by:
wnrsm
()
Date: December 31, 2011 05:00PM
He parked like that because he is more important than others, especially the lesser handicapped people.
duh
duh
Re: This is how assholes park in the City of Fairfax
Posted by:
Pissed Off
()
Date: December 31, 2011 05:43PM
Biggus Dickus Wrote:
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> Hope you enjoy your parking ticket (lucky your car
> didn't get keyed)...
Only 'cos I wasn't there, eh?
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> Hope you enjoy your parking ticket (lucky your car
> didn't get keyed)...
Only 'cos I wasn't there, eh?
Re: This is how assholes park in the City of Fairfax
Posted by:
Sgt. Schultz
()
Date: December 31, 2011 06:09PM
was hoping to see photos of the Statie that crashed into Auld Shebeen.
Re: This is how assholes park in the City of Fairfax
Posted by:
NOVA Driver
()
Date: December 31, 2011 06:13PM
I don't get it? I don't see anything wrong with that parking.. I park like that all the time!
Re: This is how assholes park in the City of Fairfax
Posted by:
Harry sax
()
Date: December 31, 2011 06:19PM
I like turtles.
Re: This is how assholes park in the City of Fairfax
Posted by:
Nexus
()
Date: December 31, 2011 06:20PM
$5 Wrote:
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> $5 says there is some anti-Obama sticker on his
> bumper. Or maybe "Drill Now, Drill Here, Pay
> Less" to exhibit his ignorance of oil markets.
Or "Don't blame me, I voted McCain Palin!"
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> $5 says there is some anti-Obama sticker on his
> bumper. Or maybe "Drill Now, Drill Here, Pay
> Less" to exhibit his ignorance of oil markets.
Or "Don't blame me, I voted McCain Palin!"
Re: This is how assholes park in the City of Fairfax
Posted by:
no
()
Date: December 31, 2011 06:34PM
Nexus Wrote:
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> $5 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > $5 says there is some anti-Obama sticker on his
> > bumper. Or maybe "Drill Now, Drill Here, Pay
> > Less" to exhibit his ignorance of oil markets.
>
> Or "Don't blame me, I voted McCain Palin!"
Most self absorbed pretentious pompous assholes are liberals. Its highly unlikely he had either of those stickers. Much much more like he has a hope and change one or Obama 2012
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> $5 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > $5 says there is some anti-Obama sticker on his
> > bumper. Or maybe "Drill Now, Drill Here, Pay
> > Less" to exhibit his ignorance of oil markets.
>
> Or "Don't blame me, I voted McCain Palin!"
Most self absorbed pretentious pompous assholes are liberals. Its highly unlikely he had either of those stickers. Much much more like he has a hope and change one or Obama 2012
Re: This is how assholes park in the City of Fairfax
Posted by:
Libtard
()
Date: December 31, 2011 06:46PM
no Wrote:
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> Nexus Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > $5 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> Most self absorbed pretentious pompous assholes
> are liberals. Its highly unlikely he had either
> of those stickers. Much much more like he has a
> hope and change one or Obama 2012
When I speak conservative I like to use more truck driver profanity. This person is obviously an amateur conservative.
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> Nexus Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > $5 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> Most self absorbed pretentious pompous assholes
> are liberals. Its highly unlikely he had either
> of those stickers. Much much more like he has a
> hope and change one or Obama 2012
When I speak conservative I like to use more truck driver profanity. This person is obviously an amateur conservative.
Re: This is how assholes park in the City of Fairfax
Posted by:
no
()
Date: December 31, 2011 07:04PM
Libtard Wrote:
> This person is obviously an
> amateur conservative.
As opposed to a professional conservative? What kind of draft is there, do they have a slotting system? Can you go from High School to the pros or do you have to wait 3 years like the NFL?
Also what kind of minor league system is there? Is it like the MLB with multiple levels or the NFL where youre on a practice squad?
It seems that collusion would be a big issue with only one party to negotiate with.
> This person is obviously an
> amateur conservative.
As opposed to a professional conservative? What kind of draft is there, do they have a slotting system? Can you go from High School to the pros or do you have to wait 3 years like the NFL?
Also what kind of minor league system is there? Is it like the MLB with multiple levels or the NFL where youre on a practice squad?
It seems that collusion would be a big issue with only one party to negotiate with.
Re: This is how assholes park in the City of Fairfax
Posted by:
wait, what?!
()
Date: December 31, 2011 11:13PM
That truck is owned by one of the occupy DCers. They don't feel rules and laws apply to them.
Re: This is how assholes park in the City of Fairfax
Posted by:
Not hardly
()
Date: January 01, 2012 12:59AM
Oh, pleeezz!! That's a Toyota, more than likely owned by a yuppie asshole. Most American truckers own full-sized Fords, Chevys and Dodges. They also know how to drive them, park them and take care of them, since they cost around $40-50K! How often have you seen a big 4x4 full-sized truck parked like a wimp got out of it? Probably not at all ...
Re: This is how assholes park in the City of Fairfax
Posted by:
MtV
()
Date: January 01, 2012 01:10AM
That sissy-truck is more likely to be owned by a liberal than a conservative. Probably has both Obama-2008 and Obama-2012 bumper stickers! Maybe even an "I Have a Right to Occupy A Tent in a City Park" sticker, too. hahahaha
Re: This is how assholes park in the City of Fairfax
Posted by:
wally pip jr.
()
Date: January 01, 2012 03:55AM
That building looks familiar. Is that the one next to Home Depot in Fairfax Circle and across the street from Artie's on Old Lee Highway. Looks like someone bought the building and is rehabbing the place. I think the building is close to 30 years old. Thing is you still got that empty office buiolding sitting at corner of Layton Hall Dr and University after what seems 2 years now and beaucoup empty spaces in the Fairfax City redevelopment project and lots of empty office space nearby in the county. Why would someone buy this building at this site? Speculating some throw off effect from Metrowest and other development along Route 29 going towards Merrifield?
btws, anyone report the tags on truck for possible delinquency on property taxes
btws, anyone report the tags on truck for possible delinquency on property taxes
Re: This is how assholes park in the City of Fairfax
Posted by:
looks like it
()
Date: January 01, 2012 04:18AM
wally pip jr. Wrote:
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> That building looks familiar. Is that the one next
> to Home Depot in Fairfax Circle and across the
> street from Artie's on Old Lee Highway. Looks like
> someone bought the building and is rehabbing the
> place. I think the building is close to 30 years
> old. Thing is you still got that empty office
> buiolding sitting at corner of Layton Hall Dr and
> University after what seems 2 years now and
> beaucoup empty spaces in the Fairfax City
> redevelopment project and lots of empty office
> space nearby in the county. Why would someone buy
> this building at this site? Speculating some
> throw off effect from Metrowest and other
> development along Route 29 going towards
> Merrifield?
>
>
> btws, anyone report the tags on truck for possible
> delinquency on property taxes
Nice catch it looks exactly like that building and id bet money it was. You can even see what looks like the bowl america shopping center in the back a little across the street
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> That building looks familiar. Is that the one next
> to Home Depot in Fairfax Circle and across the
> street from Artie's on Old Lee Highway. Looks like
> someone bought the building and is rehabbing the
> place. I think the building is close to 30 years
> old. Thing is you still got that empty office
> buiolding sitting at corner of Layton Hall Dr and
> University after what seems 2 years now and
> beaucoup empty spaces in the Fairfax City
> redevelopment project and lots of empty office
> space nearby in the county. Why would someone buy
> this building at this site? Speculating some
> throw off effect from Metrowest and other
> development along Route 29 going towards
> Merrifield?
>
>
> btws, anyone report the tags on truck for possible
> delinquency on property taxes
Nice catch it looks exactly like that building and id bet money it was. You can even see what looks like the bowl america shopping center in the back a little across the street
Re: This is how assholes park in the City of Fairfax
Posted by:
postpoppunk
()
Date: January 01, 2012 04:52AM
A pic of a truck illegally parked is where the conversation is hijacked into a masturbation of wanna-be' political fuck-nuts. It STILL amazes me the ignorance, childishness and pure unwarranted political puking that these insane people spew.
Even on a thread about FUCKING PARKING.
A Minor Threat
Even on a thread about FUCKING PARKING.
A Minor Threat
Re: This is how assholes park in the City of Fairfax
Posted by:
Kilton
()
Date: January 01, 2012 06:23AM
postpoppunk Wrote:
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> It STILL amazes me
> the ignorance, childishness and pure unwarranted
> political puking that these insane people spew.
Absolutely concur! The topic at hand is wannabe "truckers" and their tendency towards holier-than-thou behavior on the roads (and parking lots). I don't know how we got so off-topic.
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> It STILL amazes me
> the ignorance, childishness and pure unwarranted
> political puking that these insane people spew.
Absolutely concur! The topic at hand is wannabe "truckers" and their tendency towards holier-than-thou behavior on the roads (and parking lots). I don't know how we got so off-topic.
Re: This is how assholes park in the City of Fairfax
Posted by:
bumper snicker
()
Date: January 01, 2012 07:15AM
I keep a few bumper stickers on hand to apply to selfish asswipes cars when needed.
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Re: This is how assholes park in the City of Fairfax
Posted by:
Truth Be Told
()
Date: January 01, 2012 08:20AM
no Wrote:
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> Most self absorbed pretentious pompous assholes
> are liberals.
That has not been my experience.
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> Most self absorbed pretentious pompous assholes
> are liberals.
That has not been my experience.
Re: This is how assholes park in the City of Fairfax
Posted by:
yeehaw
()
Date: January 01, 2012 10:18PM
looks like it Wrote:
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> wally pip jr. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > That building looks familiar. Is that the one
> next
> > to Home Depot in Fairfax Circle and across the
> > street from Artie's on Old Lee Highway. Looks
> like
> > someone bought the building and is rehabbing
> the
> > place. I think the building is close to 30
> years
> > old. Thing is you still got that empty office
> > buiolding sitting at corner of Layton Hall Dr
> and
> > University after what seems 2 years now and
> > beaucoup empty spaces in the Fairfax City
> > redevelopment project and lots of empty office
> > space nearby in the county. Why would someone
> buy
> > this building at this site? Speculating some
> > throw off effect from Metrowest and other
> > development along Route 29 going towards
> > Merrifield?
> >
> >
> > btws, anyone report the tags on truck for
> possible
> > delinquency on property taxes
>
>
> Nice catch it looks exactly like that building and
> id bet money it was. You can even see what looks
> like the bowl america shopping center in the back
> a little across the street
That's exactly where that is. Saw the boarded up building (first floor) this morning. LOL.
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> wally pip jr. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > That building looks familiar. Is that the one
> next
> > to Home Depot in Fairfax Circle and across the
> > street from Artie's on Old Lee Highway. Looks
> like
> > someone bought the building and is rehabbing
> the
> > place. I think the building is close to 30
> years
> > old. Thing is you still got that empty office
> > buiolding sitting at corner of Layton Hall Dr
> and
> > University after what seems 2 years now and
> > beaucoup empty spaces in the Fairfax City
> > redevelopment project and lots of empty office
> > space nearby in the county. Why would someone
> buy
> > this building at this site? Speculating some
> > throw off effect from Metrowest and other
> > development along Route 29 going towards
> > Merrifield?
> >
> >
> > btws, anyone report the tags on truck for
> possible
> > delinquency on property taxes
>
>
> Nice catch it looks exactly like that building and
> id bet money it was. You can even see what looks
> like the bowl america shopping center in the back
> a little across the street
That's exactly where that is. Saw the boarded up building (first floor) this morning. LOL.
Re: This is how assholes park in the City of Fairfax
Posted by:
yeehaw
()
Date: January 01, 2012 10:20PM
Forgot to add - after looking at some Google materials, I'll bet top dollar that the fine was $500 - especially given the way this jack off parked his truck. The fine amounts are posted on the sign. I'll bet that if the cop didn't take a pic of the car, somehow this photo will make its way in front of the judge and that fine will stick...
Re: This is how assholes park in the City of Fairfax
Posted by:
Random Dude
()
Date: January 02, 2012 10:45AM
Not hardly Wrote:
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> Oh, pleeezz!! That's a Toyota, more than likely
> owned by a yuppie asshole. Most American truckers
> own full-sized Fords, Chevys and Dodges. They
> also know how to drive them, park them and take
> care of them, since they cost around $40-50K! How
> often have you seen a big 4x4 full-sized truck
> parked like a wimp got out of it? Probably not at
> all ...
The way things are now, "American truckers" are better off buying Toyota Tundras than anything put out by Ford, Chevy, or Dodge - The Tundra uses more American parts and creates more American jobs than any truck put out by an American company.
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> Oh, pleeezz!! That's a Toyota, more than likely
> owned by a yuppie asshole. Most American truckers
> own full-sized Fords, Chevys and Dodges. They
> also know how to drive them, park them and take
> care of them, since they cost around $40-50K! How
> often have you seen a big 4x4 full-sized truck
> parked like a wimp got out of it? Probably not at
> all ...
The way things are now, "American truckers" are better off buying Toyota Tundras than anything put out by Ford, Chevy, or Dodge - The Tundra uses more American parts and creates more American jobs than any truck put out by an American company.
Re: This is how assholes park in the City of Fairfax
Posted by:
pedro sez
()
Date: January 02, 2012 10:52AM
If they are rehabbing the building it could be a mexican but the truck looks too clean, has a front tag and no flames over the fenders. But that would explain why he doesnt think parking laws apply to him.
Re: This is how assholes park in the City of Fairfax
Posted by:
mjs
()
Date: January 02, 2012 08:27PM
they must be handicapped. cant read, blind, ect...
but for the record. is it just me or are there WAY to many handicap parking spots in shopping centers anymore. If you are that handicapped and need ot be that close to the front of the store... Maybe, just maybe you shouldn't be driving...
but for the record. is it just me or are there WAY to many handicap parking spots in shopping centers anymore. If you are that handicapped and need ot be that close to the front of the store... Maybe, just maybe you shouldn't be driving...
Re: This is how assholes park in the City of Fairfax
Posted by:
FBO
()
Date: January 03, 2012 11:42AM
mjs Wrote:
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> they must be handicapped. cant read, blind,
> ect...
>
> but for the record. is it just me or are there
> WAY to many handicap parking spots in shopping
> centers anymore. If you are that handicapped and
> need ot be that close to the front of the store...
> Maybe, just maybe you shouldn't be driving...
Fat/Obese is the NEW handicapped. People assume that they are fat for some other reason than they are simply a fat fuck with no discipline.
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I say "fuck" a lot...
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/03/2012 11:42AM by FBO.
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> they must be handicapped. cant read, blind,
> ect...
>
> but for the record. is it just me or are there
> WAY to many handicap parking spots in shopping
> centers anymore. If you are that handicapped and
> need ot be that close to the front of the store...
> Maybe, just maybe you shouldn't be driving...
Fat/Obese is the NEW handicapped. People assume that they are fat for some other reason than they are simply a fat fuck with no discipline.
____________________________________________________________________________________________
I say "fuck" a lot...
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/03/2012 11:42AM by FBO.
Re: This is how assholes park in the City of Fairfax
Posted by:
blue white
()
Date: January 03, 2012 12:29PM
mjs Wrote:
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> they must be handicapped. cant read, blind,
> ect...
>
> but for the record. is it just me or are there
> WAY to many handicap parking spots in shopping
> centers anymore.
I believe the number of handicapped spots is a percent of regular spots. It's not clear, however, how the location for the spots is determined - must have to be somewhat close to the door, however I've seen LOTS of places where they aren't close to being the closest.
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> they must be handicapped. cant read, blind,
> ect...
>
> but for the record. is it just me or are there
> WAY to many handicap parking spots in shopping
> centers anymore.
I believe the number of handicapped spots is a percent of regular spots. It's not clear, however, how the location for the spots is determined - must have to be somewhat close to the door, however I've seen LOTS of places where they aren't close to being the closest.
Re: This is how assholes park in the City of Fairfax
Posted by:
Fatso
()
Date: January 03, 2012 12:35PM
FBO Wrote:
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> mjs Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > they must be handicapped. cant read, blind,
> > ect...
> >
> > but for the record. is it just me or are
> there
> > WAY to many handicap parking spots in shopping
> > centers anymore. If you are that handicapped
> and
> > need ot be that close to the front of the
> store...
> > Maybe, just maybe you shouldn't be driving...
>
> Fat/Obese is the NEW handicapped. People assume
> that they are fat for some other reason than they
> are simply a fat fuck with no discipline.
Outstanding!!!! Absolutely! I am fat, so I need to park close. I am fat so I need a scooter at the mall, the grocery store, Disneyland (those suckers go so fast at Disney it'll make your head spin). I know I ate all that food, and did this to myself because I have no self-control, nor can I diet or exercise, but GD, I NEEEEED to park in front of the store, YOU OWE ME!!!!!!!
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> mjs Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > they must be handicapped. cant read, blind,
> > ect...
> >
> > but for the record. is it just me or are
> there
> > WAY to many handicap parking spots in shopping
> > centers anymore. If you are that handicapped
> and
> > need ot be that close to the front of the
> store...
> > Maybe, just maybe you shouldn't be driving...
>
> Fat/Obese is the NEW handicapped. People assume
> that they are fat for some other reason than they
> are simply a fat fuck with no discipline.
Outstanding!!!! Absolutely! I am fat, so I need to park close. I am fat so I need a scooter at the mall, the grocery store, Disneyland (those suckers go so fast at Disney it'll make your head spin). I know I ate all that food, and did this to myself because I have no self-control, nor can I diet or exercise, but GD, I NEEEEED to park in front of the store, YOU OWE ME!!!!!!!
Re: This is how assholes park in the City of Fairfax
Posted by:
FBO
()
Date: January 03, 2012 12:52PM
Fatso Wrote:
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>
> Outstanding!!!! Absolutely! I am fat, so I need
> to park close. I am fat so I need a scooter at
> the mall, the grocery store, Disneyland (those
> suckers go so fast at Disney it'll make your head
> spin). I know I ate all that food, and did this
> to myself because I have no self-control, nor can
> I diet or exercise, but GD, I NEEEEED to park in
> front of the store, YOU OWE ME!!!!!!!
LOL!!!
I rost...
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>
> Outstanding!!!! Absolutely! I am fat, so I need
> to park close. I am fat so I need a scooter at
> the mall, the grocery store, Disneyland (those
> suckers go so fast at Disney it'll make your head
> spin). I know I ate all that food, and did this
> to myself because I have no self-control, nor can
> I diet or exercise, but GD, I NEEEEED to park in
> front of the store, YOU OWE ME!!!!!!!
LOL!!!
I rost...
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I say "fuck" a lot...
Re: This is how assholes park in the City of Fairfax
Posted by:
LOLLOLOLOLOL
()
Date: January 03, 2012 01:18PM
You guys crack me up. Living in the richest county, giving a fuck about the way other people park. You actually were so irked by this that you had to go on an internet forum to bitch about it. What else? Did you have to see any people of color on the way to work, too? Poor you. Get the fuck over it you fucking pussies.
Re: This is how assholes park in the City of Fairfax
Posted by:
hypocrite much?
()
Date: January 03, 2012 01:28PM
LOLLOLOLOLOL Wrote:
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> You guys crack me up. Living in the richest
> county, giving a fuck about the way other people
> park. You actually were so irked by this that you
> had to go on an internet forum to bitch about it.
> What else? Did you have to see any people of
> color on the way to work, too? Poor you. Get
> the fuck over it you fucking pussies.
The not so funny thing here is this a-hole would be the first in line pissing and moaning if they were blocked by someone parked like this. Fuckoff, hypocrite. If you don't like this forum so much, don't read it.
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> You guys crack me up. Living in the richest
> county, giving a fuck about the way other people
> park. You actually were so irked by this that you
> had to go on an internet forum to bitch about it.
> What else? Did you have to see any people of
> color on the way to work, too? Poor you. Get
> the fuck over it you fucking pussies.
The not so funny thing here is this a-hole would be the first in line pissing and moaning if they were blocked by someone parked like this. Fuckoff, hypocrite. If you don't like this forum so much, don't read it.
Re: This is how assholes park in the City of Fairfax
Posted by:
FBO
()
Date: January 03, 2012 01:30PM
hypocrite much? Wrote:
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> LOLLOLOLOLOL Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You guys crack me up. Living in the richest
> > county, giving a fuck about the way other
> people
> > park. You actually were so irked by this that
> you
> > had to go on an internet forum to bitch about
> it.
> > What else? Did you have to see any people of
> > color on the way to work, too? Poor you. Get
> > the fuck over it you fucking pussies.
>
>
> The not so funny thing here is this a-hole would
> be the first in line pissing and moaning if they
> were blocked by someone parked like this.
> Fuckoff, hypocrite. If you don't like this forum
> so much, don't read it.
lol
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I say "fuck" a lot...
Attachments:
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> LOLLOLOLOLOL Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You guys crack me up. Living in the richest
> > county, giving a fuck about the way other
> people
> > park. You actually were so irked by this that
> you
> > had to go on an internet forum to bitch about
> it.
> > What else? Did you have to see any people of
> > color on the way to work, too? Poor you. Get
> > the fuck over it you fucking pussies.
>
>
> The not so funny thing here is this a-hole would
> be the first in line pissing and moaning if they
> were blocked by someone parked like this.
> Fuckoff, hypocrite. If you don't like this forum
> so much, don't read it.
lol
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I say "fuck" a lot...
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Re: This is how assholes park in the City of Fairfax
Posted by:
Hypocrite Much?
()
Date: January 03, 2012 01:40PM
Aw, thank you! See, how can anyone here say the people who post on this board are assholes?
Re: This is how assholes park in the City of Fairfax
Posted by:
LOLLOLOLOLOL
()
Date: January 03, 2012 01:40PM
I'm a hypocrite based on an ASSUMPTION you have about me. Great logic there, dumbass. Also, me not liking pussy passive-aggressive morons doesn't mean I don't like the board, so how about you start thinking smarter with whatever you try to come up with next.
Re: This is how assholes park in the City of Fairfax
Posted by:
Hypocrite Much
()
Date: January 03, 2012 01:45PM
LOLLOLOLOLOL Wrote:
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> I'm a hypocrite based on an ASSUMPTION you have
> about me. Great logic there, dumbass. Also, me
> not liking pussy passive-aggressive morons doesn't
> mean I don't like the board, so how about you
> start thinking smarter with whatever you try to
> come up with next.
But if I start thinking smarter, then it will be harder for you to understand. I need to keep things as easy as possible for you.
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> I'm a hypocrite based on an ASSUMPTION you have
> about me. Great logic there, dumbass. Also, me
> not liking pussy passive-aggressive morons doesn't
> mean I don't like the board, so how about you
> start thinking smarter with whatever you try to
> come up with next.
But if I start thinking smarter, then it will be harder for you to understand. I need to keep things as easy as possible for you.
Re: This is how assholes park in the City of Fairfax
Posted by:
LOLLOLOLOLOL
()
Date: January 03, 2012 01:51PM
You've said nothing remotely intelligent, don't flatter yourself.
Re: This is how assholes park in the City of Fairfax
Posted by:
Hypocrite Much
()
Date: January 03, 2012 02:06PM
LOLLOLOLOLOL Wrote:
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> You've said nothing remotely intelligent, don't
> flatter yourself.
True, yet I somehow got you to keep reading and posting on here after calling everyone on here pussies.
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> You've said nothing remotely intelligent, don't
> flatter yourself.
True, yet I somehow got you to keep reading and posting on here after calling everyone on here pussies.
Re: This is how assholes park in the City of Fairfax
Posted by:
Pinhead the Cenobite
()
Date: January 03, 2012 02:14PM
LOLLOLOLOLOL Wrote:
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> You guys crack me up. Living in the richest
> county, giving a fuck about the way other people
> park. You actually were so irked by this that you
> had to go on an internet forum to bitch about it.
> What else? Did you have to see any people of
> color on the way to work, too? Poor you. Get
> the fuck over it you fucking pussies.
So, how much was your parking ticket? $100, $250, $500, or $1,000+?
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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"
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> You guys crack me up. Living in the richest
> county, giving a fuck about the way other people
> park. You actually were so irked by this that you
> had to go on an internet forum to bitch about it.
> What else? Did you have to see any people of
> color on the way to work, too? Poor you. Get
> the fuck over it you fucking pussies.
So, how much was your parking ticket? $100, $250, $500, or $1,000+?
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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"
Re: This is how assholes park in the City of Fairfax
Posted by:
Flexed shredder
()
Date: January 03, 2012 02:23PM
Appalng.
Re: This is how assholes park in the City of Fairfax
Posted by:
LOLLOLOLOLOL
()
Date: January 04, 2012 01:04PM
Hypocrite Much Wrote:
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> LOLLOLOLOLOL Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You've said nothing remotely intelligent, don't
> > flatter yourself.
>
> True, yet I somehow got you to keep reading and
> posting on here after calling everyone on here
> pussies.
YOU got me to keep reading? Again, DON'T flatter yourself. I'm reading this thread for my own entertainment regardless of whether your unclever ass posts or not. When are you going to realize this whole 'I'm smarter than you' attitude isn't working for you?
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> LOLLOLOLOLOL Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You've said nothing remotely intelligent, don't
> > flatter yourself.
>
> True, yet I somehow got you to keep reading and
> posting on here after calling everyone on here
> pussies.
YOU got me to keep reading? Again, DON'T flatter yourself. I'm reading this thread for my own entertainment regardless of whether your unclever ass posts or not. When are you going to realize this whole 'I'm smarter than you' attitude isn't working for you?
Re: This is how assholes park in the City of Fairfax
Posted by:
More Complete
()
Date: January 04, 2012 02:23PM
wnrsm Wrote:
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> He parked like that because he is more important
> than others, especially the lesser handicapped
> people.
>
> duh
Truth so pure!
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> He parked like that because he is more important
> than others, especially the lesser handicapped
> people.
>
> duh
Truth so pure!
Re: This is how assholes park in the City of Fairfax
Posted by:
guyrit
()
Date: January 04, 2012 02:48PM
LOLLOLOLOLOL Wrote:
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> Hypocrite Much Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > LOLLOLOLOLOL Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > You've said nothing remotely intelligent,
> don't
> > > flatter yourself.
> >
> > True, yet I somehow got you to keep reading and
> > posting on here after calling everyone on here
> > pussies.
>
> YOU got me to keep reading? Again, DON'T flatter
> yourself. I'm reading this thread for my own
> entertainment regardless of whether your unclever
> ass posts or not. When are you going to realize
> this whole 'I'm smarter than you' attitude isn't
> working for you?
If you aren't reading because of this person, then why do you keep reading their posts and responding to him? Typical. You've been owned, accept it.
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> Hypocrite Much Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > LOLLOLOLOLOL Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > You've said nothing remotely intelligent,
> don't
> > > flatter yourself.
> >
> > True, yet I somehow got you to keep reading and
> > posting on here after calling everyone on here
> > pussies.
>
> YOU got me to keep reading? Again, DON'T flatter
> yourself. I'm reading this thread for my own
> entertainment regardless of whether your unclever
> ass posts or not. When are you going to realize
> this whole 'I'm smarter than you' attitude isn't
> working for you?
If you aren't reading because of this person, then why do you keep reading their posts and responding to him? Typical. You've been owned, accept it.
Re: This is how assholes park in the City of Fairfax
Posted by:
Hypocrite much
()
Date: January 04, 2012 03:23PM
Oh, I see, you just happen to browse through here and just happen to read my responses and then just happen to respond. You're an idiot, you keep checking back to see if I respond to you and when you see I have, you write a response, so yes, I do keep bringing you back. If I didn't keep bringing you back, you wouldn't keep responding. Hypocrite.
Re: This is how assholes park in the City of Fairfax
Posted by:
henry riser
()
Date: January 04, 2012 04:49PM
These residents think the world owes them something. Screw Fairfax City
Re: This is how assholes park in the City of Fairfax
Posted by:
LOLOLOLOLnot
()
Date: January 10, 2012 09:32AM
By coincidence I happened too be at this home depot at fairfax cirlce last saturday around 10:30 a.m. and what to my wondering eyes do I see but this very same truck. He parked in same area but in a parking space.
He was white dude with what looked a bit like permed brown hair and mustache. walked on the balls of his feet. in olden times one might call the walk light in the loafers
curious to see if he was working at new housing development just up the street on old lee highway but he wasn't. got bored when he was headed past robinson high school
He was white dude with what looked a bit like permed brown hair and mustache. walked on the balls of his feet. in olden times one might call the walk light in the loafers
curious to see if he was working at new housing development just up the street on old lee highway but he wasn't. got bored when he was headed past robinson high school
Re: This is how assholes park in the City of Fairfax
Posted by:
Inform Him?
()
Date: January 10, 2012 09:42AM
If someone's up for it and since it seems he may be a regular there, how about printing out page 1 and leave it under his windsheild? I wonder if he'd show up here and defend/discuss his parking habits? (No, I don't live nearby or frequent the area or I'd do it.)
Re: This is how assholes park in the City of Fairfax
Posted by:
spiked one
()
Date: January 10, 2012 09:52AM
This thread being printed out and placed on his windshield, priceless
Re: This is how assholes park in the City of Fairfax
Posted by:
Warhawk
()
Date: January 10, 2012 10:26AM
Inform Him? Wrote:
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> If someone's up for it and since it seems he may
> be a regular there, how about printing out page 1
> and leave it under his windsheild? I wonder if
> he'd show up here and defend/discuss his parking
> habits? (No, I don't live nearby or frequent the
> area or I'd do it.)
FTW.
And then maybe he'd make a DJ Majik-like appearance on FFXU....
__________________________________
That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.
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> If someone's up for it and since it seems he may
> be a regular there, how about printing out page 1
> and leave it under his windsheild? I wonder if
> he'd show up here and defend/discuss his parking
> habits? (No, I don't live nearby or frequent the
> area or I'd do it.)
FTW.
And then maybe he'd make a DJ Majik-like appearance on FFXU....
__________________________________
That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.
Re: This is how assholes park in the City of Fairfax
Posted by:
Pinhead the Cenobite
()
Date: January 10, 2012 12:10PM
I have searched for his ticket on the City of Fairfax payment service - no posting....
Could a violation of this gone straight to the general district court?
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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"
Could a violation of this gone straight to the general district court?
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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"
Re: This is how assholes park in the City of Fairfax
Posted by:
Sadly
()
Date: January 10, 2012 12:45PM
Pinhead the Cenobite Wrote:
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> I have searched for his ticket on the City of
> Fairfax payment service - no posting....
>
> Could a violation of this gone straight to the
> general district court?
Sadly, I'll bet this guy didn't get a ticket. Someone needs to take that photo to the station and then hopefully something productive will come out of this thread.
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> I have searched for his ticket on the City of
> Fairfax payment service - no posting....
>
> Could a violation of this gone straight to the
> general district court?
Sadly, I'll bet this guy didn't get a ticket. Someone needs to take that photo to the station and then hopefully something productive will come out of this thread.
Re: This is how assholes park in the City of Fairfax
Posted by:
Biggus Dickus
()
Date: January 10, 2012 12:47PM
Sadly Wrote:
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> Pinhead the Cenobite Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I have searched for his ticket on the City of
> > Fairfax payment service - no posting....
> >
> > Could a violation of this gone straight to the
> > general district court?
>
> Sadly, I'll bet this guy didn't get a ticket.
> Someone needs to take that photo to the station
> and then hopefully something productive will come
> out of this thread.
To answer the question, that's the white piece of paper on his windshield.
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> Pinhead the Cenobite Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I have searched for his ticket on the City of
> > Fairfax payment service - no posting....
> >
> > Could a violation of this gone straight to the
> > general district court?
>
> Sadly, I'll bet this guy didn't get a ticket.
> Someone needs to take that photo to the station
> and then hopefully something productive will come
> out of this thread.
To answer the question, that's the white piece of paper on his windshield.