Re: Noisy neighbors and immigrants
Posted by:
Bacciami il culo
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Date: April 05, 2017 10:44AM
Just wait till all of them get cars & park them all over the streets and on the lawns. They buy these Japanese or Korean things from some BUY HERE/PAY HERE place And of course they break down, so the Mexicans park them on the lawn, take them apart and never get done fixing them. The repo man shows up but just drives away cuz the car is in a million pieces and he just doesn't want to be bothered.
What you do:
1. When they park illegally, like too close to an intersection, blocking a driveway or a fire plug, CALL DE' PO-PO. They WILL show up because they can write a parking ticket. This means revenue for the County and it counts toward the Po-Po's quota so they'll be there before you can hang up the phone. Now, the Mexicans will ignore the tickets, but when they get enough of 'em, the County will show up & tow away the cars. If nothing else, vee-YAYYY! won't renew the reg. NOt that it'll bother the Mexicans, but if the tags are dead, the County will tow. Also, if they ain't got no County decal, call the po-po. They'll come & put a ticket on the car.
2. Make sure you have a good stereo system including a turntable.
3. Hit the yard sales, charity bazaars, thrift stores. Look in the record bins. You can find records that have bagpipes, steam engines, loud organ music, sirens, BWAHHAHHAH laughs, screeching women, airplanes and all sorts of other annoying racket. One of the better ones, if you can find it, is called HOW TO SCARE THE HELL OUT OF YOUR NEIGHBORS. Failing that, simply get IPOD or some other downloadable noise. You can find steam engines, airplanes and bagpipes all over the internet.
4. Feed the noise into your sound system and crank up the sucker. Start with the steam engines. Try to find one with a loud whistle. The racket those things make at speed and when they're blowing the whistle is quite something. They give off massive vibrations, too. You could also take a trip to Cass, WVA. They have these steam engines there that make a loud racket but also all kinds of squeaky-squeak and banging. They don't run very fast, but are they noisy!!!! Record a couple of them and feed that into your sound system. Next, go to the bagpipes. The original purpose of those things were to scare the enemies because the noise was so horrible. Crank 'em up!!! If that doesn't bring 'em to the negotiating table, go to the organ funeral music. Be sure there's a BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA in between the tunes. Another thing to do is go to Dulles or National and record the airplanes. One more thing. Find somebody who has a Chrysler product built between 1960-1982, When he starts it, record the starter motor noise. THose things have the most annoying squeal I've ever heard. Play that over and over at 125 dB, or so. See if that doesn't help.
5. Go buy a hoopty car for $50 and have the tow wagon drop it right across their driveway. Have it delivered at 3 in the morning. Disavow all knowledge of it. When the Mexicans finally do get it towed, buy another one & have it put on their lawn.
6. Pay some kids to put TP on their house. Go to Walmart of Costco and get some cheapie TP on sale.
7. Get a bucket of kerosene and a paint brush. At 3 in the morning, go to the greenest part of their lawn and paint something like NASTY STUPID BEANERS LIVE HERE. Give it a couple of days. The brown makes a nice contrast to the bright green and the message is easy to read.
8. Put DONALD TRUMP campaign signs on their lawn.
9. Put DONALD TRUMP bumper stickers on their cars
10. When they get the NASTY STUPID BEANERS thing taken care of, go back and paint HOORAY FOR DONALD TRUMP or something like that.