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Help!!! Marijuana SMokers i need Help!!
Posted by: Help ()
Date: January 18, 2008 02:23PM

Yea my dog ran into my bong and broke the slide. So I need to find a headshop that is near Ashburn area. I know there is one in Manassas that I cannot rmember the name or location./ Baltimore is too far I dont feel like driving 2 hours for a slide. Let me know

i just got me some bomb bomb billa

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Re: Help!!! Marijuana SMokers i need Help!!
Posted by: NORML is NOT normal ()
Date: January 18, 2008 02:34PM

Help Wrote:
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> I know there is one in Manassas that I
> cannot rmember the name or location.

Yeah, marijuana has no negative impact on cognitive memory skills. Yeah right!

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Re: Help!!! Marijuana SMokers i need Help!!
Posted by: learn to read/comprehend then post ur ()
Date: January 18, 2008 02:39PM

NORML is NOT normal Wrote:
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> Help Wrote:
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> -----
> > I know there is one in Manassas that I
> > cannot rmember the name or location.
>
> Yeah, marijuana has no negative impact on
> cognitive memory skills. Yeah right!


Where did I say that I went to the one in Manassas. You failed at being a smart ass. Therefor you are a dumbass. Gratz

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Re: Help!!! Marijuana SMokers i need Help!!
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: January 18, 2008 02:40PM

Help Wrote:
> I dont feel like driving 2 hours for a slide.

Stop smoking it and maybe you'll regain your motivation.

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Re: Help!!! Marijuana SMokers i need Help!!
Posted by: Shyza Manelli ()
Date: January 18, 2008 02:44PM

TheMeeper Wrote:
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> Help Wrote:
> > I dont feel like driving 2 hours for a slide.
>
> Stop smoking it and maybe you'll regain your
> motivation.


lol that was kinda funny. But the two hour trip is > than my needing a slide. Thats why I want local. Still functions properly

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Re: Help!!! Marijuana SMokers i need Help!!
Posted by: NORML is NOT normal ()
Date: January 18, 2008 02:44PM

learn to read/comprehend then post ur Wrote:
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> NORML is NOT normal Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Help Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I know there is one in Manassas that I
> > > cannot rmember the name or location.
> >
> > Yeah, marijuana has no negative impact on
> > cognitive memory skills. Yeah right!
>
>
> Where did I say that I went to the one in
> Manassas. You failed at being a smart ass.
> Therefor you are a dumbass. Gratz

Man, the marijauna really is impacting your brain. You are right, you NEVER said you went to the one in Manassas. You said you "cannot REMEMBER the name or location." See, you CANNOT REMEMBER. Maybe if you didn't smoke marijuana you could remember, but then you wouldn't need to remember because you wouldn't need a new bong. I know, that just blew your mind. You failed at calling me out. You are the biggest dumbass.

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Re: Help!!! Marijuana SMokers i need Help!!
Posted by: Lol @ this kid ()
Date: January 18, 2008 02:54PM

NORML is NOT normal Wrote:
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> learn to read/comprehend then post ur Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > NORML is NOT normal Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Help Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > I know there is one in Manassas that I
> > > > cannot rmember the name or location.
> > >
> > > Yeah, marijuana has no negative impact on
> > > cognitive memory skills. Yeah right!
> >
> >
> > Where did I say that I went to the one in
> > Manassas. You failed at being a smart ass.
> > Therefor you are a dumbass. Gratz
>
> Man, the marijauna really is impacting your brain.
> You are right, you NEVER said you went to the one
> in Manassas. You said you "cannot REMEMBER the
> name or location." See, you CANNOT REMEMBER.
> Maybe if you didn't smoke marijuana you could
> remember, but then you wouldn't need to remember
> because you wouldn't need a new bong. I know,
> that just blew your mind. You failed at calling
> me out. You are the biggest dumbass.


Yes you did fail at calling me out. Congrats on being raged and homosexual. Bravo

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Re: Help!!! Marijuana SMokers i need Help!!
Posted by: my boner > your life ()
Date: January 18, 2008 02:56PM

NORML is NOT normal Wrote:
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> learn to read/comprehend then post ur Wrote:
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> -----
> > NORML is NOT normal Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Help Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > I know there is one in Manassas that I
> > > > cannot rmember the name or location.
> > >
> > > Yeah, marijuana has no negative impact on
> > > cognitive memory skills. Yeah right!
> >
> >
> > Where did I say that I went to the one in
> > Manassas. You failed at being a smart ass.
> > Therefor you are a dumbass. Gratz
>
> Man, the marijauna really is impacting your brain.
> You are right, you NEVER said you went to the one
> in Manassas. You said you "cannot REMEMBER the
> name or location." See, you CANNOT REMEMBER.
> Maybe if you didn't smoke marijuana you could
> remember, but then you wouldn't need to remember
> because you wouldn't need a new bong. I know,
> that just blew your mind. You failed at calling
> me out. You are the biggest dumbass.


I dont see where the thread starter even said they went to this place in Manasshole. So how can you expect the person to remember it? Let me remember the place across from the restaurant I ate at in Memphis. Ohhh yea I remember because I was never there!

NORML you lost this argument.
Cant believe you let a pothead make you look like a twat

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Re: Help!!! Marijuana SMokers i need Help!!
Posted by: RAT"Z AZZ ()
Date: January 18, 2008 03:04PM

HELP---

You only think you don't remember, you DO remember, its just your remembrance of a doobie smoke clouded memory is a paradox, of good memories vs bad memories that really weren't so bad as long as the doobie smoke lasted, surrounded an enigma, wrapped in the illusion that you were actually conscious on this plane of existence and not actually plugged into the MATRIX as you really were at the time you thought you were in a head shop in Manassas but in all actuality you were being gang banged by the local MS-13 chapter in Manassas who had slipped you a Mickey Finn in the beer you thought was actually a lemon martini, therefore you have repressed the entire episode and forgot where you bought the bong to begin with. Stick with papers, a little more effort to roll but you never forget how to do it.

I hope that clears your head for you.
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Re: Help!!! Marijuana SMokers i need Help!!
Posted by: No Slides in VA ()
Date: January 18, 2008 03:10PM

you can't buy slides around here. try octopus gardens off rt. 1 in woodbridge but i doubt they carry them. you need to get up to docks in bodymore murdaland or find a web site that is willing to ship to va

also, try getting creative. you can find something to simulate the slider. a one hitter perhaps?

dont listen to these mommies up in here calling you names

if you got some bom bom billa you need to be all up in that shit

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Re: Help!!! Marijuana SMokers i need Help!!
Posted by: NORML is NOT normal ()
Date: January 18, 2008 03:12PM

God damn, you are all on pot. Nobody ever said he went, he couldn't remember the name or location! Maybe he couldn't remember the name or location because he gets stoned all the time

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Re: Help!!! Marijuana SMokers i need Help!!
Posted by: idiots ()
Date: January 18, 2008 03:21PM

NORML IS A ORGANIZATION THAT FIGHTS STUPID MARIJUANA LAWS YOU MORONS!! you need a slide? what size and what guage? i think bmore is the nearest location. unless u drive to charlestown west va they wont have normal slides like roor and big name brands. you can buy a small binger piece for cheap.

www.norml.org educate yourself...

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Re: Help!!! Marijuana SMokers i need Help!!
Posted by: Lurker.. ()
Date: January 18, 2008 04:08PM

Wow You know you're getting old when you no longer understand drug slang.

What ever happened to good old metal sliders, ancient history now?

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Re: Help!!! Marijuana SMokers i need Help!!
Posted by: Tune Out ()
Date: January 18, 2008 08:43PM

What is a slider?
Do you mean the stem? It's been about 25 years since I've smoked pot, but the gold standard for bongs back then was the "Toke Master". It was about 15" of clear plexiglass tubing, a red plastic stem and an interchangeable bowl.
Sure there were hookahs, bubble bongs and powerhitters, but all the cool people had TM's.

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Re: Help!!! Marijuana SMokers i need Help!!
Posted by: huh? ()
Date: January 18, 2008 09:10PM

I don't understand the slider either. Please explain.

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Re: Help!!! Marijuana SMokers i need Help!!
Posted by: Mr. Hand ()
Date: January 18, 2008 09:25PM

What are you people, on dope?!
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Re: Help!!! Marijuana SMokers i need Help!!
Posted by: Spicoli ()
Date: January 18, 2008 10:17PM

What he means is the part you pack the bud into that slides into the stem.
Dudes
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Re: Help!!! Marijuana SMokers i need Help!!
Posted by: Mr. Hand ()
Date: January 18, 2008 10:23PM

I think you know where the front office is, Mr. Spicoli
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Re: Help!!! Marijuana SMokers i need Help!!
Posted by: bowler ()
Date: January 18, 2008 10:31PM

You mean the bowl???

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Re: Help!!! Marijuana SMokers i need Help!!
Posted by: Kid ()
Date: January 18, 2008 11:40PM

its amazing how fast posts about weed get responses hahaha call firefly in baltimore and ask bruce to mail you one. he mailed me one and although it took him about 4 months to get it to us (not surprised considering where he works)....it came.

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Re: Help!!! Marijuana SMokers i need Help!!
Posted by: Mofo ()
Date: January 18, 2008 11:57PM

idiots Wrote:
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> NORML IS A ORGANIZATION THAT FIGHTS STUPID
> MARIJUANA LAWS YOU MORONS!! you need a slide? what
> size and what guage? i think bmore is the nearest
> location. unless u drive to charlestown west va
> they wont have normal slides like roor and big
> name brands. you can buy a small binger piece for
> cheap.
>
> www.norml.org educate yourself...

Indeed, it's a plant, much like that tobacco plant that is sold in every gas station and supermarket in the country. Someday people will come to the realization that marijuana is less harmful that alcohol and has legitimate proven medical benefits, but for now hypocrisy is the name of the game.

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Re: Help!!! Marijuana SMokers i need Help!!
Posted by: Spicoli ()
Date: January 19, 2008 11:21AM

Aloha, Mr. Hand.

All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.
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Re: Help!!! Marijuana SMokers i need Help!!
Posted by: Thread Starter ()
Date: January 19, 2008 11:24AM

bowler Wrote:
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> You mean the bowl???


I dont need another bowl.But I should because this one is very old and cant even clean in parts that its resin'd up. So I should proly get a new one since ill be at the store. I will probly end up ordering online because I dont feel like wasting half my day. THe stem tip broke so the seal isnt 100%. Still works but when dealing with this type of bud i dont want to let any smoke slip

THis is a pic of what i got
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Re: Help!!! Marijuana SMokers i need Help!!
Posted by: Mr. Hand ()
Date: January 19, 2008 11:36AM

Aloha Mr. Spicoli. You'll probably squeak by...
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Re: Help!!! Marijuana SMokers i need Help!!
Posted by: Spicoli ()
Date: January 19, 2008 11:43AM

Wait a minute, there's no birthday party for me here! Hello, Mr. Hand.
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Re: Help!!! Marijuana SMokers i need Help!!
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: January 20, 2008 02:04AM

idiots Wrote:
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> NORML IS A ORGANIZATION THAT FIGHTS STUPID
> MARIJUANA LAWS YOU MORONS!!


it was supposed to be NORMAL but the guy that formed the organization said the letter 'A' was a government spy.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: Help!!! Marijuana SMokers i need Help!!
Posted by: PMac ()
Date: January 20, 2008 02:38PM

There is a place in DC that is a bit overpriced. I just made a trip to Karmic Connections, but that is in BMore. Things are relatively cheap there though. I do have an extra piece, if you want to buy it. let me know.

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Re: Help!!! Marijuana SMokers i need Help!!
Posted by: thread starter ()
Date: January 20, 2008 03:04PM

PMac Wrote:
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> There is a place in DC that is a bit overpriced.
> I just made a trip to Karmic Connections, but that
> is in BMore. Things are relatively cheap there
> though. I do have an extra piece, if you want to
> buy it. let me know.


I usualy goto Karmic connections. good shop . I am going to make a trip to charli browns tomorow. ty for the offer but im going to just get a whole new Binger. might as well for such bomb ass sheit

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Re: Help!!! Marijuana SMokers i need Help!!
Posted by: PMac ()
Date: January 20, 2008 03:15PM

No doubt. That does look like some nice stuff - wish I had some!

If all else fails, you can always construct a waterfall bong. Very cheap and does the trick!
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Re: Help!!! Marijuana SMokers i need Help!!
Posted by: thread starter ()
Date: January 22, 2008 02:28PM

PMac Wrote:
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> No doubt. That does look like some nice stuff -
> wish I had some!
>
> If all else fails, you can always construct a
> waterfall bong. Very cheap and does the trick!


Haha yes. I use to do that after highschool a 5 or so years back. They were fun and a little messy. My favorite 'cheap-o' bong to make was use the small gatorade bottles. The casing of a metal pen (stem) glue gun to make air tight (very little) and a shotgun. i used a aluminum bowl it was pretty decent, but couldnt smoke too much too fast or the glue would melt.

I use to make gbongs all the time too use the 2.5 liter jugs,, aww man i remember that had a QP of humboldt goodness gracious.. good ties

I went to Charlie Browns they had a decent selection. Only 30 mins away and very easy to get to. Got there around 11 : 45 and there were already drunks inside. Guess they start early in WV.
Got a nice double bubble straight pipe bout 2 feet very thick glass. Some vicious hits outa this thang mang

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Re: Help!!! Marijuana SMokers i need Help!!
Posted by: GuyCuriousAbtSalvia ()
Date: January 23, 2008 03:18AM

So, where can a guy who doesn't usually do any drugs but who wants to get some Salvia go in Baltimore?

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Re: Help!!! Marijuana SMokers i need Help!!
Posted by: doneone ()
Date: January 23, 2008 03:33AM

no no need to hit up bmore. you can go to natural mystics in fredericksburg. or just order it off ebay while its still legal.

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Re: Help!!! Marijuana SMokers i need Help!!
Posted by: GuyCuriousAbtSalvia ()
Date: January 23, 2008 03:37AM

I go to baltimore a lot, though, so it'll probably be easier to stop up there.

Thanks!

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Re: Help!!! Marijuana SMokers i need Help!!
Posted by: jane goodall is an inspiration to us ()
Date: January 23, 2008 01:25PM

All these arbitrary attacks on the original poster for being a pot smoker make me sick. It is obvious that our society is consumed by propaganda and groupthink allowing for this ridiculous witch hunt to divide us all. shut the hell up and educate yourselves (norml is not normal)!

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Re: Help!!! Marijuana SMokers i need Help!!
Posted by: NORML is NOT normal ()
Date: January 23, 2008 01:37PM

jane goodall is an inspiration to us Wrote:
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> All these arbitrary attacks on the original poster
> for being a pot smoker make me sick. It is
> obvious that our society is consumed by propaganda
> and groupthink allowing for this ridiculous witch
> hunt to divide us all. shut the hell up and
> educate yourselves (norml is not normal)!

How are the attacks arbitrary? They are not capricious, unreasonable, or unsupported. Study after study shows heavy marijuana use impairs a person's ability to form memories or recall events. Hence, it is perfectly logical to point out that the original poster likely cannot remember the name or location of the head shop in Manassas due to his or her marijuana use. If you want to justify your marijauna use by calling scientific results a "witch hunt to divide us all," so be it. Just know, that it is a rationalization formed by an individual who admits to using an illegal mind altering substance, so how rational can that rationalization be?

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Re: Help!!! Marijuana SMokers i need Help!!
Posted by: jane goodall is an inspiration to us ()
Date: January 23, 2008 02:24PM

Every study that you're talking about has shown mostly inconclusive evidence. The truth is that we don't really know, but yeah marijuana probably does have minor effects on the ability to form new memories. this is not important though. What I am saying is that marijuana probably has nothing to do with why poster 1 does not remember the name or location of a headshop that he HAS NEVER BEEN TO. In fact, based on what we actually know about marijuana, and based on how much you know about this individual, I would say it is completely ILLOGICAL "to point out that the original poster likely cannot remember the name or location of the head shop in Manassas due to his or her marijuana use". What I am also saying is that the reason you were so quick to jump on this perfectly illogical conclusion is because of ignorance and cultural bigotry plain and simple.

"If you want to justify your marijauna use by calling scientific results a "witch hunt to divide us all," so be it. Just know, that it is a rationalization formed by an individual who admits to using an illegal mind altering substance, so how rational can that rationalization be?"

- yes i admit to using an illegal mind altering substance. but know this: since the beginnings of RATIONAL thought around the 17th century there has been the idea of FREEDOM OF CONSCIENCE. it is the basic philosophy that an individual has the right to alter his own mind however he wants so long as he does not harm another. powerful people have always been afraid of this concept because it allows individuals to think outside of their normally perceived reality and question the workings of the INSTITUTIONS which have kept them in their place for so long. cherry-picking evidence and regurgitating it into mass propaganda is just one of the many tactics used in the ludicrous WAR ON DRUGS, which is really just a war on your freedom. the truth is really quite simple.

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Re: Help!!! Marijuana SMokers i need Help!!
Posted by: NORML is NOT normal ()
Date: January 23, 2008 02:39PM

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've heard it all.

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Re: Help!!! Marijuana SMokers i need Help!!
Posted by: d-town ()
Date: January 24, 2008 10:22AM

"once again the power of the herb opens up the mind-seek deep down and tell me what you find" CYPRESS HILL/STONED RAIDERS

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