HELP---
You only think you don't remember, you DO remember, its just your remembrance of a doobie smoke clouded memory is a paradox, of good memories vs bad memories that really weren't so bad as long as the doobie smoke lasted, surrounded an enigma, wrapped in the illusion that you were actually conscious on this plane of existence and not actually plugged into the MATRIX as you really were at the time you thought you were in a head shop in Manassas but in all actuality you were being gang banged by the local MS-13 chapter in Manassas who had slipped you a Mickey Finn in the beer you thought was actually a lemon martini, therefore you have repressed the entire episode and forgot where you bought the bong to begin with. Stick with papers, a little more effort to roll but you never forget how to do it.
I hope that clears your head for you.
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