HomeFairfax General ForumArrest/Ticket SearchWiki newPictures/VideosChatArticlesLinksAbout
Fairfax County General :  Fairfax Underground fairfax underground logo
Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
Pages: Previous123AllNext
Current Page: 2 of 3
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: potock ()
Date: April 21, 2011 06:46PM

The court case is really kind of up in the air. He was sleeping in a tent in the woods near Westfield HS with another homeless man. Knowing both of them personally, I can say with some certainty that Ben is innocent of of the Credit Card Larceny. The other hobo went car-hopping almost every night through Chantilly (thus acquiring his stash of credit cards) and used the money to buy weed for the both of them. They chopped down trees for fire, that's the Destruction of Property.The other hobo used the tent to stash all of his stolen goods (Ben was usually too high to go out and steal with him) and Ben was caught sleeping when the Police came to the tent. Hobo #2 was out buying alcohol, I think... Anyways, Ben is in jail and the other homeless guy is on the lamb after some of the neighborhood residents learned what his name was and reported him as the thief breaking into their cars. He's got a warrant out for his arrest on something like twenty five counts of breaking and entering an automobile.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: Pheeeeew ()
Date: April 21, 2011 06:51PM

> ...Ben was usually too high to go out and steal with him...

Well...gee...that's reassuring - he was USUALLY too high to go steal from someone.

Not always, but usually...

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: April 21, 2011 08:01PM

potock Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> The court case is really kind of up in the air.
> He was sleeping in a tent in the woods near
> Westfield HS with another homeless man. Knowing
> both of them personally, I can say with some
> certainty that Ben is innocent of of the Credit
> Card Larceny. The other hobo went car-hopping
> almost every night through Chantilly (thus
> acquiring his stash of credit cards) and used the
> money to buy weed for the both of them. They
> chopped down trees for fire, that's the
> Destruction of Property.The other hobo used the
> tent to stash all of his stolen goods (Ben was
> usually too high to go out and steal with him) and
> Ben was caught sleeping when the Police came to
> the tent. Hobo #2 was out buying alcohol, I
> think... Anyways, Ben is in jail and the other
> homeless guy is on the lamb after some of the
> neighborhood residents learned what his name was
> and reported him as the thief breaking into their
> cars. He's got a warrant out for his arrest on
> something like twenty five counts of breaking and
> entering an automobile.





Sleeps in a tent with another homeless man, chops homeowners' trees down for firedown, and smokes weed that was paid for by stolen credit cards. People actually defend this kid by saying he's not a loser and he's just like the rest of us?

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: April 22, 2011 09:54AM

eesh Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Sleeps in a tent with another homeless man, chops
> homeowners' trees down for fire, and smokes
> weed that was paid for by stolen credit cards.
> People actually defend this kid by saying he's not
> a loser and he's just like the rest of us?

Oh, come on. Who here hasn't shared a tent with a hobo and used drugs purchased with stolen money? It's not like they're sharing needles like a couple of savages.

--------------------------------------------------------------
13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: What ()
Date: April 22, 2011 01:36PM

potock Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> The other hobo went car-hopping
> almost every night through Chantilly (thus
> acquiring his stash of credit cards) and used the
> money to buy weed for the both of them.

Where can you buy weed with credit cards?

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: April 22, 2011 02:17PM

What Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> potock Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The other hobo went car-hopping
> > almost every night through Chantilly (thus
> > acquiring his stash of credit cards) and used
> the
> > money to buy weed for the both of them.
>
> Where can you buy weed with credit cards?





I noticed that too. I can only assume that they purchased goods with the credit cards and then pawned the merchandise. It's not like you can get a cash advance on credit cards without an ID.


Before someone responds and says you need an ID to purchase anything with a credit card, that isn't true. Plenty of places, even Best Buy doesn't ID card holders.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: April 22, 2011 02:19PM

eesh Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Before someone responds and says you need an ID to
> purchase anything with a credit card, that isn't
> true. Plenty of places, even Best Buy doesn't ID
> card holders.


Which is why this fat bitch is still at "large"

041510cctheftsuspect.jpgFairfax Crime Solvers

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: April 22, 2011 08:05PM

@Gonads & Strife - prolly a pic of that "girlfriend" that was defending him a few posts back

@ Mr Mephisto - OMG!! you had me totally cracking up on yr post

@eesh - yr so damn right - Nobody cares about credit card signatures :(

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: BEST FRIEND ()
Date: April 28, 2011 09:25PM

FUCK ALL OF YOU!!!!!! BEN IS MY BESTFRIEND AND YOU PEOPLE SITTING ON YOUR COMPUTERS AND DONT TRULEY KNOW HIM AND ARE TALKING SHIT ABOUT HIM NEED TO GO AND DIE. GET A FUCKING LIFE!!!!!!

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: April 28, 2011 09:28PM

BEST FRIEND Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> FUCK ALL OF YOU!!!!!! BEN IS MY BESTFRIEND AND YOU
> PEOPLE SITTING ON YOUR COMPUTERS AND DONT TRULEY
> KNOW HIM AND ARE TALKING SHIT ABOUT HIM NEED TO GO
> AND DIE. GET A FUCKING LIFE!!!!!!





Were you the homeless man sharing his tent in the woods?

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: Another winner ()
Date: April 28, 2011 09:32PM

Is he still in jail?

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: April 28, 2011 09:41PM

BEST FRIEND Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> FUCK ALL OF YOU!!!!!! BEN IS MY BESTFRIEND AND YOU
> PEOPLE SITTING ON YOUR COMPUTERS AND DONT TRULEY
> KNOW HIM AND ARE TALKING SHIT ABOUT HIM NEED TO GO
> AND DIE. GET A FUCKING LIFE!!!!!!


----------------------------------------------------------

if yr his bestfriend, get off yr ass, and help him get his life together instead of wasting time talking about wanting lives to end

what an asshole........

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: anon ()
Date: April 29, 2011 08:13AM

I still think he's kinda cute, I really go for that ginger thing (firebush) but I don't think I'd bang him now that I know he's been sleeping with some old hobo. That seems pretty gross.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: versionfiv ()
Date: April 29, 2011 01:04PM

why are you all talking about this kid? this is the kind of inconsequential stuff that does not need to be talked about.

and yeah i see the irony in my post.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: Brown Eye Blind ()
Date: April 29, 2011 01:13PM

This kid is a degenerate, no doubt about that. And while the pile on here seems kind of cruel at first glance, you cannot deny this fact. He has no job, no prospects, he uses drug, steals, destroys private property and spoons with other hobos in a tent. Sounds like a loser to me.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: More Complete ()
Date: April 29, 2011 01:37PM

versionfiv Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> why are you all talking about this kid? this is
> the kind of inconsequential stuff that does not
> need to be talked about.
>
> and yeah i see the irony in my post.

Let’s recap:

- Someone started this thread asking if anyone knew anything about a creepy guy hanging around the local Giant
- Others replied that they had also seen him, and thought he was creepy
- Still more people replied with information, such as his name, his age, and his status as a homeless person
- As more information about this creep became known, people made comments about what a complete loser he appeared to be
- Some posters came to the defense of the homeless loser can said that he was in fact, a nice guy
- There was some debate about what constitutes a loser and the consensus is that the creepy homeless guy is in fact, a loser

The moral of the story is this. Don’t be a creepy looking, loser homeless convict hanging out in public places and you don’t have to worry about people posting about you on the interwebnets.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/29/2011 01:37PM by More Complete.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: Centrevillian ()
Date: April 30, 2011 05:01AM

when it all comes down to it we know one thing for sure,
he has no soul

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: anon ()
Date: April 30, 2011 08:39AM

Because he's a ginger? To be fair, I don't think that's been scientifically proven.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: April 30, 2011 08:43AM

nah....not cause he's a ginger.............cause he's a skeevy loser hanging out at the shopping center, that's why

LoLz
Attachments:
hanging out.jpg

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 01, 2011 01:46AM

anon Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I still think he's kinda cute, I really go for
> that ginger thing (firebush) but I don't think I'd
> bang him now that I know he's been sleeping with
> some old hobo. That seems pretty gross.





You seem to really want to fuck this creepo. You must like dick that hasn't seen a shower in months. I bet the jail staff deloused him extra good when he arrived.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 01, 2011 01:50AM

Brown Eye Blind Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> This kid is a degenerate, no doubt about that. And
> while the pile on here seems kind of cruel at
> first glance, you cannot deny this fact. He has no
> job, no prospects, he uses drug, steals, destroys
> private property and spoons with other hobos in a
> tent. Sounds like a loser to me.






It's not just that, from what the OP said and others confirmed, this ginger creep approaches unfamiliar teenage girls in a parking lot. I would hope parents had stepped up and complained to the police. There is no reason someone in their 20s needs to hit on teenagers.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: anon ()
Date: May 01, 2011 11:31AM

The dirty d*** isnt a big deal, but him sleeping with some weird old hobo is probably a deal-breaker.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: anon ()
Date: May 02, 2011 12:05PM

I mean, a long hot shower takes care of his d*** being dirty. But, his sleeping with a weird old hobo, yikes! Not even him being a firebush can make you forget about that.

Options: ReplyQuote
Best Bars in Tyson's Corner for MILF's, Cougars and Drunk Soccer Mom's
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: May 03, 2011 08:56AM

That fuckers not in jail. He's in England.


idontlikebeingrightaboutshitlikethisbutiam



Edited 21 time(s). Last edit at 5/31/1967 05:57AM by WingNut.

Last edit at 11/30/2015 01:37PM Last edit at 5/14/2015 03:52PM Last edit at 1/28/2014 05:57AM Last edit at 11/29/2015 01:10PM Last edit at 3/14/2011 11:52PM Last edit at 7/20/2012 04:07AM
Last edit at 6/29/2013 11:18PM Last edit at 3/19/2011 01:02PM Last edit at 3/26/2012 09:07PM



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/20/2015 07:18PM by WingNut.


Attachments:
prince_harry_antichrist.jpg

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: May 03, 2011 10:54AM

WingNut Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> That fuckers not in jail. He's in England.

AWESOME, Wingnut--------fucking AWESOME!!!!!
Attachments:
That-was-incredibly-impressive-You-sir-win-an-internet.jpg

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: He cleans up nice ()
Date: May 03, 2011 03:15PM

Whoever marries Harry is going to be a lucky lady. He looks like he would be a blast to party with.

Too bad I am a married mom with two kids.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: May 03, 2011 03:22PM

He cleans up nice Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Whoever marries Harry is going to be a lucky lady.
> He looks like he would be a blast to party with.
>
> Too bad I am a married mom with two kids.
--------------------------------------------------------

yeah...........too bad for yr husband LoLz

Happy Holocaust Remembrance Week (May 1-8)
Attachments:
prince_harry_nazi.jpg

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: wql ()
Date: May 05, 2011 12:50AM

all of you are so stupid. he can get a job even with that pic of him smoking. ITS NOT A BONG ITS A HOOKA‹------------PERFECTLY LEGAL

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: May 05, 2011 08:24AM

wql Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> all of you are so stupid. he can get a job even
> with that pic of him smoking. ITS NOT A BONG ITS A
> HOOKA‹------------PERFECTLY LEGAL

---------------------------------------------------------

oh, well then.

Please to be telling us what employment that man has gainfully received then?

LoLz

It's legal to put pics of you effing yr girlfriend on the net as well - not the smartest thing to do, wql - WAKE UP AND SMELL REALITY!

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: therealanna ()
Date: May 05, 2011 08:15PM

It's come to my knowledge, that someone is posing as me on this thread. (HAHA) I in fact am Ben's REAL girlfriend. Whether any of you know him or not, yes he does need to get his shit straight, and stop fucking up. Yes, he is still in jail, and should be getting out mid-may or early June, if all goes well in court. Ben made poor choices, and he is going to take the fall for both of the men that were back in the woods, unfortunately. When he gets out he does in fact have a "plan" to get a job, and to live with me, and be on probation until he grows up a little. He knows what he did, and has been doing with his life, is wrong. I honestly think, this has been a reality check for him. He is back on the medication he needs, and will more then likely change his attitude towards life.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: May 05, 2011 08:18PM

therealanna Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> It's come to my knowledge, that someone is posing
> as me on this thread. (HAHA) I in fact am Ben's
> REAL girlfriend. Whether any of you know him or
> not, yes he does need to get his shit straight,
> and stop fucking up. Yes, he is still in jail, and
> should be getting out mid-may or early June, if
> all goes well in court. Ben made poor choices, and
> he is going to take the fall for both of the men
> that were back in the woods, unfortunately. When
> he gets out he does in fact have a "plan" to get a
> job, and to live with me, and be on probation
> until he grows up a little. He knows what he did,
> and has been doing with his life, is wrong. I
> honestly think, this has been a reality check for
> him. He is back on the medication he needs, and
> will more then likely change his attitude towards
> life.
------------------------------------------------

if you are the real deal, and you are telling the real truth, then I pray he stays on the right path and gets his shit together.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: therealanna ()
Date: May 05, 2011 08:31PM


Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: May 06, 2011 08:54AM

link didnt work, hun

so tell me cause I really want to know - what is this guy like? And why was he in the woods with those guys?

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: hmmmm ()
Date: May 06, 2011 12:56PM

In fact all your negativity here, Mr. Lamka is currently incarcerated at the Adult Detention Center. So you are in fact wrong with such assumptions. I am by no means justifying what he did it was wrong all these counts, but if he truly does have a drug and or alcohol problem he needs help. I having been a now rehabilitated previous addict know just how detrimental alcohol can be. I have sympathy for those with addiction, yet lose tolerance when they just accept it and do not do anything to better themselves.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: May 06, 2011 01:11PM

When
> he gets out he does in fact have a "plan" to get a
> job, and to live with me, and be on probation
> until he grows up a little.

He has a plan to be on probation? Thats called sentencing.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 06, 2011 01:50PM

therealanna Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> It's come to my knowledge, that someone is posing
> as me on this thread. (HAHA) I in fact am Ben's
> REAL girlfriend. Whether any of you know him or
> not, yes he does need to get his shit straight,
> and stop fucking up. Yes, he is still in jail, and
> should be getting out mid-may or early June, if
> all goes well in court. Ben made poor choices, and
> he is going to take the fall for both of the men
> that were back in the woods, unfortunately. When
> he gets out he does in fact have a "plan" to get a
> job, and to live with me, and be on probation
> until he grows up a little. He knows what he did,
> and has been doing with his life, is wrong. I
> honestly think, this has been a reality check for
> him. He is back on the medication he needs, and
> will more then likely change his attitude towards
> life.


therealanna Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> http://www.facebook.com/lifefallfastnow
>
> Readl deal.





Under occupation you list recreational pharmacist......sounds like Ben the creepy redhead needs to find a new girlfriend. You're pretty much a bad influence on him.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: Stone ()
Date: May 08, 2011 07:45PM

where

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: May 08, 2011 10:12PM

k, link works now

um, wow. Gotta agree with Eesh. You really want redhead to follow the same path as Vicious?

Both y'all better make some hard choices about yr future if you want it to mean jackshit, y'dig?

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: anon ()
Date: May 11, 2011 08:35PM

So this hot ginger has slept with a weird old hobo AND has a girlfriend? That seems odd to me. I probably didnt have a chance with him anyway, I don't have any drugs.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: the scumbag ()
Date: May 12, 2011 02:44AM

LAMKA BENJAMIN ALAN 21 07/22/2010 5-1-1 DRUNK IN PUBLIC OR PROFANE 14800 HARVEST COURT, CENTREVILLE, VA 20120
LAMKA BENJAMIN ALAN 22 04/10/2011 18.2-137(B)(i) MONUMENT: INTENTIONAL DAMAGE, VALUE <$1000 14800 HARVEST COURT, CENTREVILLE, VA 20120
LAMKA BENJAMIN ALAN 22 04/10/2011 18.2-192(1)(a) CREDIT CARD LARCENY: TAKE/OBTAIN NO. 14800 HARVEST COURT, CENTREVILLE, VA 20120
LAMKA BENJAMIN ALAN 22 04/10/2011 18.2-250.1 DRUGS: POSSESS MARIJUANA, 2+ OFF 14800 HARVEST COURT, CENTREVILLE, VA 20120
LAMKA BENJAMIN ALAN 22 04/10/2011 18.2-96(2) PETIT LARCENY: <$200 NOT FROM A PERSON 14800 HARVEST COURT, CENTREVILLE, VA 20120

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: May 12, 2011 08:55AM

anon Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> So this hot ginger has slept with a weird old hobo
> AND has a girlfriend? That seems odd to me. I
> probably didnt have a chance with him anyway, I
> don't have any drugs.


-----------------------------

hun, you really want a tick bitten, insect infested dick up yr junks?

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: anon ()
Date: May 12, 2011 09:11AM

Gross, why would you call me 'hun'? And what exactly is my 'junks'? And as previously stated, a long hot shower will make that pole showroom fresh. And if he's a firebush, then yes, I might want it. I love me that freaky pale ginger look.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: Ut videam ()
Date: May 12, 2011 09:21AM

He's next scheduled to be in court on May 25th for the four charges from April 10.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: May 12, 2011 09:28AM

"hun" is just a saying - no need to freak out - prolly picked it up from some Bawl'mer friends

if you dont know what yr junks is, then I cant help you out there, you need to ask yr mom about that LoLz

but if yr idea of a good time is finding hobos, hosing them down, and waxing that shit up, then I've got to school you on one simple fact, kiddo - aint a shower in this world hot enough to clean up those insides.

http://www.cdcnpin.org/scripts/population/homeless.asp

I'm all for the Ginger look - wouldnt mind a Ginger babe myself.

but you wanna prolly find one hanging out who actually SHOPPING at the store than merely loitering outside of one.

Not a sermon, just a thought ;)

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: anon ()
Date: May 12, 2011 10:59AM

I seriously doubt that dudes in Baltimore go around calling other dudes 'hun'. And I wiki'ed 'junks', its some kind of Chinese boats. I don't own one, let alone a plural number.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: May 12, 2011 11:09AM

then learn a little, my friend

http://www.baltimorehon.com/#H

scroll down after you click the link

I spell it "hun" but that's just me

and dont go looking on wikipedia for stuff you need to learn from yr parents

that's what wrong with the "yutes" of our Nation these days LoLz

what's a yute? here, let me help you with that, too Lolz





Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/12/2011 11:12AM by Gordon Blvd.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: anna ()
Date: May 12, 2011 11:28AM

I've had enough of people posing as me. LOL. I'm his girlfriend. He doesn't sleep with hobos. He's a mess. We both are. Get over it.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: anon ()
Date: May 12, 2011 09:11PM

Anna, how hot is he nude? Pretty hot, I bet.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: also anon ()
Date: June 12, 2011 07:11AM

So, what happened to Alan in court?

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: yagirll ()
Date: June 12, 2011 08:15PM

uhhhhhh guys... hes kinda hot...

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: ya know ()
Date: June 13, 2011 06:20AM

yagirll Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> uhhhhhh guys... hes kinda hot...

According to the weight/height/age stats thread you're 14.

How old is the Subject again?

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: anon ()
Date: June 13, 2011 06:59AM

I know he's hot, but what happened to him in court? Is he out?

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: yagirll ()
Date: June 17, 2011 06:30PM

ya know Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> yagirll Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > uhhhhhh guys... hes kinda hot...
>
> According to the weight/height/age stats thread
> you're 14.
>
> How old is the Subject again?


ur a stalker

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: ya know ()
Date: June 17, 2011 08:32PM

yagirll Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> > According to the weight/height/age stats thread
> > you're 14.
> >
> > How old is the Subject again?
>
>
> ur a stalker

Kid, there's a BIG difference between having REAL shortterm memory and stalking.

YOU were stupid enough to post your age, 14, within 30 minutes of saying a 20-something was "hot".

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/599034/599626.html#msg-599626

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/487782/599612.html#msg-599612

Maybe you should sit on your hands and THINK about what you are revealing to ANYONE with half a braincell before you try to post anymore messages?

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: yagirll ()
Date: June 17, 2011 09:00PM

ya know Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> yagirll Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > > According to the weight/height/age stats
> thread
> > > you're 14.
> > >
> > > How old is the Subject again?
> >
> >
> > ur a stalker
>
> Kid, there's a BIG difference between having REAL
> shortterm memory and stalking.
>
> YOU were stupid enough to post your age, 14,
> within 30 minutes of saying a 20-something was
> "hot".
>
> http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/599
> 034/599626.html#msg-599626
>
> http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/487
> 782/599612.html#msg-599612
>
> Maybe you should sit on your hands and THINK about
> what you are revealing to ANYONE with half a
> braincell before you try to post anymore messages?


HAHAHAHAHA you just made me laugh

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: yagirll ()
Date: June 17, 2011 09:08PM

and i can say hes hot if i want to!! who cares if hes in his 20's all im saying is hes hot!

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: ya know ()
Date: June 17, 2011 09:50PM

yagirll Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> and i can say hes hot if i want to!! who cares if
> hes in his 20's all im saying is hes hot!

I can live with that as long as you can live with some WAY-out-of-date parent-of-a-daughter such as myself noting that the Subject REAL-loser is 20-something and you're only 14.

Peace be with ya.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: anon ()
Date: June 17, 2011 10:28PM

I think he's hot, too, and I'm over 18 and a boy. He needs to lose the piercings tho. I wonder what happened to him in court?

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: Chris Hansen ()
Date: June 17, 2011 11:30PM

yagirll Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> and i can say hes hot if i want to!! who cares if
> hes in his 20's all im saying is hes hot!


I think you're the one that's hot...

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: yagirll ()
Date: June 18, 2011 04:53PM

Chris Hansen Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> yagirll Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > and i can say hes hot if i want to!! who cares
> if
> > hes in his 20's all im saying is hes hot!
>
>
> I think you're the one that's hot...


mmkay

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: yagirll ()
Date: June 18, 2011 04:54PM

ya know Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> yagirll Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > and i can say hes hot if i want to!! who cares
> if
> > hes in his 20's all im saying is hes hot!
>
> I can live with that as long as you can live with
> some WAY-out-of-date parent-of-a-daughter such as
> myself noting that the Subject REAL-loser is
> 20-something and you're only 14.
>
> Peace be with ya.


kbye

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: yagirll ()
Date: June 23, 2011 06:00PM

btw he is hotttttttt

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: June 23, 2011 07:44PM

sounds like yagirll has some self-esteem issues LoLz

hun, try to raise yr taste level to guys who arent going to jail, ok?

or else this is yr future...............
Attachments:
baby daddy.jpg

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: anon ()
Date: June 24, 2011 06:58AM

I'd do him if he took a long hot shower and washed that jail stink and hobo stink off that sweet ginger pole. And took those piercings out of his lip.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: Not in Virginia, thank God ()
Date: July 16, 2011 08:03PM

WOW. We laughed, then cried of laughter, then got concerned, and now we know that we will AVOID VIRGINIA AT ALL COST. Especially Fairfax. Guys, seriously???? Your willingness to assemble a lynch mob and jump to propestorous conclusions confirms red-neck americain stereotypes. YEE-HA BITCHES!

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: July 16, 2011 08:12PM

yeah, well if talking about a subject on an internet thread equates to a "lynch mob" in yr head, then we kinda dont need you around anyways.

Funny how he/she is as judgmental (about americain stereotypes) as he/she complains the posters on this thread are being........
Attachments:
Got-Hypocrisy.gif

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: Not in Virginia, thank God ()
Date: July 16, 2011 08:43PM

Gordon, Gordon, Gordon. Act like a man. Do your homework. Ingin's runnin' but ain't nobody driving in your brain, boy!

Gordon, this ain't my first rodeo.

Gordon, You can put your boots in the oven, but that doesn’t make them biscuits.

Gordon, I consulted the bible and here is what I found that I think might be relevant to your situation:

Genesis 15: 9
The Lord answered, "Bring me a heifer three years old, a she-goat, three years old, a ram three years old, a turtle dove and a young pigeon."

Genesis 19: 8
"Look, I have two daughters, virgins both of them. Let me bring them out to you and you could do what you like with them. But do nothing to these men because they have come under the shelter of my roof."


Hope this helps, boy.

smiley face

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: July 16, 2011 08:59PM

helps me see yr head is still stuck in Genesis when we are WAAAAAAAY past Corinthians.

learn to catch up, yo.
Attachments:
speedometer_o_GIFSoup.com.gif

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: Not in Virginia, thank God ()
Date: July 16, 2011 09:15PM

Gordon Gordon Gordon.

You must have magical powers boy, that image, it done moves by itself!

Hot damn!

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: derrr ()
Date: July 16, 2011 10:12PM

Not in Virginia, thank God - Where ya from? you sound totally cool.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: abc ()
Date: July 17, 2011 12:26PM

We're also glad you're not in Virginia. I'm sure you are the pride of whatever craphole state you're in. Go Fuck Yourself.

NOW. Does anyone know what happened in court???

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: John the Revelator ()
Date: July 17, 2011 03:10PM

And when Gordon had posted the seventh post, there was silence in Fairfax Underground about the space of half an hour.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: Not in Virginia ()
Date: July 17, 2011 04:06PM

God sent the Gordon of America to flood the earth of inanities.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: July 17, 2011 06:06PM

and God sent "Not in Virginia" to give this thread some inanity

LoLz

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: TVFiend ()
Date: July 18, 2011 01:33PM

Kid makes me think of that gay ginger kid Ian on that show Shameless (UK and American). Did he have to suck some hobo cock to get a space in the tent?

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: abc ()
Date: July 19, 2011 12:00PM

Its pretty much established that he did stuff with old hobos. Pretty gross.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: Where's Ben? ()
Date: August 03, 2011 10:01PM

Has any one seen Ben since his court date? What happened?

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: More Complete ()
Date: October 14, 2011 12:54PM

Yeah, what's the word? Did he "win"? He seems like a real winner so I'm sure he did!

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: abc ()
Date: October 15, 2011 03:01PM

We need an update. If he's back hanging around outside the Giant, I have to go find some drugs to get him to come home with me. MMMMM ginger pole.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: Olde Farte ()
Date: October 15, 2011 04:48PM

abc Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> We need an update. If he's back hanging around
> outside the Giant, I have to go find some drugs to
> get him to come home with me. MMMMM ginger
> pole.

Some kidlet that looked like him (but dark hair) stumbled back and forth through my one-mile-plus-or-minus-from-that-Giant neighborhood today - wasn't sure he was going to make it either way.

Totally zonked.

New feature of the neighborhood, BTW...sigh.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: deads ()
Date: October 16, 2011 09:16AM

he died of the AIDS

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: abc ()
Date: October 16, 2011 09:36AM

Oh, come on. That's not true.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: Where's Ben? ()
Date: December 27, 2011 10:50PM

Is this kid in jail? Out of jail? Hanging out in front of Giant?

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: derden, tyler ()
Date: December 27, 2011 11:17PM

His name is robert paulson.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: reality stinks ()
Date: December 28, 2011 03:40PM

A friend of mine has a kid the same age with lots of the same kind of problems. So based on this experience I am reluctant to judge. This kid is really, really difficult to help. In this information age economy, there is no place in any longer for this kid to land to develop life skills, work habits, understanding authority and rules, and so on. And worse yet, he has awful dealings with the criminal justice system, meaning jail and facing charges that an ordinary middle class kid (with parental support and any sense of guile and self-awareness) would have had dismissed. He has started out behind with the criminal justice system, and just has little chance to catch up. Each year after he has turned 18 provides him with increasingly less compassion from virtually every institution he deals with. And self medicating with drugs works better for his problems than the health care he obtains - and this is not a knock on the health care system per se - he wouldn't know how to exploit it to look out for himself if there was a free clinic on every block. I see no alternative but to try to impose accountability, but heck, even if with money and some power at hand, it is really difficult to help a kid whose formative young adult years have been spent being homeless. There is simply no wiring, so to speak. Going to prison almost seems inevitable, and while I am no bleeding heart, it does bother me that we simply don't know how to deal with young men who do not have the life skills to come close to playing the game. And all the more jarring because I am like many other suburban guys who like to momentarily delude themselves to think it is a relative paradise where this stuff doesn't take place. I view his plight as well as the individual talked about here as a real problem given the immense decline of the manufacturing and agricultural labor markets.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 28, 2011 03:46PM

reality stinks Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> A friend of mine has a kid the same age with lots
> of the same kind of problems. So based on this
> experience I am reluctant to judge. This kid is
> really, really difficult to help. In this
> information age economy, there is no place in any
> longer for this kid to land to develop life
> skills, work habits, understanding authority and
> rules, and so on. And worse yet, he has awful
> dealings with the criminal justice system, meaning
> jail and facing charges that an ordinary middle
> class kid (with parental support and any sense of
> guile and self-awareness) would have had
> dismissed.






So....in summary Facebook and Twitter are to blame for a kid developing into a degenerate lowlife?

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: abc ()
Date: December 28, 2011 11:13PM

I have noticed that some people enjoy laying around getting high more than they enjoy going to work. Some people also get lots of freaky piercings and / or tattoos so that no one will hire them, then lay around getting high because they can't find a job.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: def ()
Date: October 25, 2012 10:43AM

What ever happened with this guy?

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: More Complete ()
Date: October 25, 2012 10:47AM

I'd wager...

A. Jail
B. The Lamb Center

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: October 25, 2012 12:20PM

All of the above?

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 25, 2012 01:08PM

def Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> What ever happened with this guy?




Good question! Ben Lamka moved to Harrisonburg....or Winchester depending on what profile you pull. He goes by the screen names "shimi141" and "rockhard57."


Judging by the pics, he seems to be going for more of a clean cut appearance.



LOL He also has a "rate my dick" Adultspace profile....




-
Attachments:
6426160409310494838.jpeg
926624344313712489.jpeg
273700_711633586_94494954_n.jpg

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: Friend of Ben ()
Date: October 25, 2012 07:15PM

I know Ben. Not very well, but I used to hang out with him and two other dudes (Alex Woolridge and Moe Is) in Springfield back in 2010 and '11. They loved getting stoned then going to spend the rest of the evening at hookah bars. Alex was pretty shady, but Ben always seemed pretty chill and laid back. Wasn't aware he was homeless or maybe in jail. Hope he gets his life straightened out!

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: abc ()
Date: November 06, 2012 06:49AM

Firebush. Just sayin'.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: Ginger Sucker ()
Date: October 15, 2014 12:06AM

Hummm He Is Kinda Yummy Hot I Think.

Yeah throw him in the shower, clean him up some, get him naked, lick him all over then Swallow his Ginger Pole. (Ginger Guys Usualy Have Huge Poles)

Bet he would start singing like Britney... "Lick Me Baby One More Time"

-
Attachments:
Ben14361_04.jpg

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: Firebush- Yum ()
Date: October 15, 2014 12:39PM

I'd pull his pants down and that firebush would make me bone up.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: Megan Toohey is a Thief ()
Date: March 03, 2015 06:04AM

I'm not at all surprised this guy is friends with Megan toohey- they have a lot of the same criminal charges.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: abc ()
Date: March 03, 2015 09:53AM

She's gross but he's kinda hot.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: .......? ()
Date: March 03, 2015 09:56AM

She was cuter when she was younger/thinner, but I don't see the attraction to the real ginger.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: abc ()
Date: March 03, 2015 10:01AM

Ginger boys are HOT

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: The weird redhead guy at Stone Road Shopping Center
Posted by: crotchal satisfication ()
Date: March 03, 2015 02:12PM

Concerned resident Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Does anybody know anything about that creepy
> redhead guy who always hangs out around giant on
> Stone Road? I always see him with young highschool
> girls and he looks to be 20 something. Something
> just dosent seem right about him. He's always
> wearing black and has peircings on his lip.

Is Meade dressing up like Carrot top again?
Attachments:
carrot.jpg

Options: ReplyQuote
Pages: Previous123AllNext
Current Page: 2 of 3


Your Name: 
Your Email (Optional): 
Subject: 
Attach a file
  • No file can be larger than 75 MB
  • All files together cannot be larger than 300 MB
  • 30 more file(s) can be attached to this message
Spam prevention:
Please, enter the code that you see below in the input field. This is for blocking bots that try to post this form automatically.
 ********    ******    *******   **     **   ******   
 **     **  **    **  **     **  **     **  **    **  
 **     **  **               **  **     **  **        
 ********   **         *******   **     **  **   **** 
 **     **  **               **   **   **   **    **  
 **     **  **    **  **     **    ** **    **    **  
 ********    ******    *******      ***      ******   
This forum powered by Phorum.