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Where can I go to pick up a cougar?
Posted by: Love em older ()
Date: September 26, 2007 04:29PM

Hi guys,

Can someomne tell me where I can go to pick up a horney cougar or two? I love older woman!!

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Re: Where can I go to pick up a cougar?
Posted by: Flairfax ()
Date: September 26, 2007 04:34PM

see the Bugsy's thread. Nick's in Alexandria is good for that too. Oh, and Rock It Grill. Any hotel bar in FFX.

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Re: Where can I go to pick up a cougar?
Posted by: Love em older ()
Date: September 26, 2007 04:51PM

Can you be more specific about FFX hotel bars?

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Re: Where can I go to pick up a cougar?
Posted by: mariokart ()
Date: September 26, 2007 04:54PM

At first I thought you were talking about Mercury Cougars. But if you want older women, you have Andrea who posts on this forum. She is pretty old, that's what she told me via private messages. Check her out hotshot.

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Re: Where can I go to pick up a cougar?
Posted by: G-Man ()
Date: September 26, 2007 08:26PM

How old are we talking here?

EoM

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Re: Where can I go to pick up a cougar?
Posted by: Jester ()
Date: September 26, 2007 09:00PM

National Zoo downtown. You'll need a ladder and one of the those pole loop things.

Oh women? Try craft shows.

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Re: Where can I go to pick up a cougar?
Posted by: dead Jack Herrity ()
Date: September 26, 2007 09:37PM

Holiday Inn Fair Oaks Mall!

Lots of older bitches at the bar and lonely middle aged flight attendants looking for a little overnight lovin!

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Re: Where can I go to pick up a cougar?
Posted by: allivant ()
Date: September 26, 2007 10:51PM

dead Jack Herrity Wrote:
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> Holiday Inn Fair Oaks Mall!
>
> Lots of older bitches at the bar and lonely middle
> aged flight attendants looking for a little
> overnight lovin!

there's a bar in there?

i suggest tysons II. they're rich cougars!

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Re: Where can I go to pick up a cougar?
Posted by: Viper ()
Date: September 27, 2007 12:15AM

There's also a couples swingers group that meets at the Holiday Inn Bar at Fair Oaks on the weekends, you might get there. Pretty wild stuff.

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Re: Where can I go to pick up a cougar?
Posted by: chim chang ()
Date: September 27, 2007 08:24AM

There are several assisted living facilities and nursing homes in the area. If you don't mind a cougar with a walker or in a wheelchair.

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Re: Where can I go to pick up a cougar?
Posted by: Kiev ()
Date: September 27, 2007 09:09AM

there is a holiday inn in Fair Oaks?

I thought its Mariott now



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/27/2007 09:09AM by Kiev.

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Re: Where can I go to pick up a cougar?
Posted by: WashingToneLocian ()
Date: September 27, 2007 08:58PM

Here's one...

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/file.php?2,file=944

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Re: Where can I go to pick up a cougar?
Posted by: Love em older ()
Date: September 28, 2007 11:05AM

Thanks.. and I believe you are right that the Holiday Inn is now a Marriott. \ I'll check it out.

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Re: Where can I go to pick up a cougar?
Posted by: bdimag ()
Date: September 28, 2007 12:53PM

personally, i wouldnt trust those spots.. I know I won't give out my couger spot.. its too good..

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Re: Where can I go to pick up a cougar?
Posted by: Love em older ()
Date: September 28, 2007 01:20PM

come oh hook me up! LOL

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Re: Where can I go to pick up a cougar?
Posted by: Take a Stand ()
Date: September 29, 2007 02:51PM

"Woman are like Dog-doo.. now hear me out, dont interupt...its just the older they are, the easier they get to pick up"

Bloodhound Gang-

LOL

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Re: Where can I go to pick up a cougar?
Posted by: ferfux ()
Date: September 29, 2007 03:48PM

The ZOO

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Re: Where can I go to pick up a cougar old woman?
Posted by: duncan kibui ()
Date: March 02, 2011 02:59PM

Viper Wrote:
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> There's also a couples swingers group that meets
> at the Holiday Inn Bar at Fair Oaks on the
> weekends, you might get there. Pretty wild stuff.

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Re: Where can I go to pick up a cougar old woman?
Posted by: Um ()
Date: March 02, 2011 03:09PM

Mercury dealr or used car lots..

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Re: Where can I go to pick up a cougar?
Posted by: wild life ()
Date: March 02, 2011 07:41PM

You have to head west - the eastern cougar has been declared extinct:

http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/03/02/eastern-cougar-declared-extinct-confirming-decades-of-suspicion/?hpt=T2

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Re: Where can I go to pick up a cougar?
Posted by: Love em older 2 ()
Date: March 06, 2011 06:41PM

Try e-citie at Tyson's on a Friday or Sat nite. Asian cougars,but cougars none the less

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Re: Where can I go to pick up a cougar?
Posted by: jimmy james ()
Date: March 06, 2011 07:11PM

The South Riding Inn ....your chances of cougar activity are high. good luck young man.

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Re: Where can I go to pick up a cougar?
Posted by: lexington steele ()
Date: March 06, 2011 08:25PM

Jazzercise or Wegmans

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Re: Where can I go to pick up a cougar?
Posted by: Any shoe store ()
Date: March 06, 2011 08:33PM

Go in a shoe store that has both men and women shoes. When you see a pretty lady tell her she looks great in the shoe she is trying on.

Great way to break the ice.

Women love shoes and they are caught off guard.

Worked for me.

Just watch out. You may end up buying a tons of shoes for the rest of your life.

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Re: Where can I go to pick up a cougar?
Posted by: Lemmy-motorhead ()
Date: March 06, 2011 08:39PM

where can i go to pick up a cougar?

That's like asking where can i find an illegal in herndon/sterling.

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Re: Where can I go to pick up a cougar?
Posted by: crankytodler ()
Date: March 06, 2011 09:11PM

q-ball billiards in springfield

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Re: Where can I go to pick up a cougar?
Posted by: jhey ()
Date: March 07, 2011 09:05AM

Any shoe store Wrote:
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> Just watch out. You may end up buying a tons of
> shoes for the rest of your life.

If you're buying gifts for a cougar, you're doing it wrong.

I'M A FIVE-STAR MAN!!


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Re: Where can I go to pick up a cougar?
Posted by: fairfax resident ()
Date: March 10, 2011 01:00AM

Oakton..it's home to the cougars.

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Re: Where can I go to pick up a cougar?
Posted by: Pinhead the Cenobite ()
Date: March 10, 2011 06:12AM

Oh, the irony of that....

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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"

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Re: Where can I go to pick up a cougar?
Posted by: Kevin U ()
Date: March 10, 2011 06:28AM

I'm 24 and I love older women soooo much. They are insanely better in bed than women under 25 and so much easier to pick up than younger bitches who see sex as a game.
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Re: Where can I go to pick up a cougar?
Posted by: KK ()
Date: March 10, 2011 09:14AM

All this talk about Cougars, where can an older guy, I mean really older pick up a cougar? LOL

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Re: Where can I go to pick up a cougar?
Posted by: Steve ()
Date: March 10, 2011 01:45PM

Nice pic......I have heard that you can go to shirlington on Thursdays for cougars.

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Re: Where can I go to pick up a cougar?
Posted by: stacksjenkins ()
Date: March 11, 2011 09:48AM

I second e-cities in Tysons. Lots of them there.

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Re: Where can I go to pick up a cougar?
Posted by: cougarmania ()
Date: March 11, 2011 01:45PM

cougars everywhere

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Re: Where can I go to pick up a cougar?
Posted by: True Story ()
Date: March 12, 2011 02:22AM

they are right ECitie in Tyson's is the best...me & my boy were there one night...talking to these two chicks the whole night...last call this cougar...basically walked up and started kissing my man and grabbing my package...Drove to my house in her brand new Mercedes...let me & my dude Amtrack her...then left right after...

was a great night

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Re: Where can I go to pick up a cougar?
Posted by: NacolepticShark ()
Date: March 12, 2011 06:51AM

God bless the horny cougars!
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Re: Where can I go to pick up a cougar?
Posted by: blahblah ()
Date: March 22, 2011 04:28PM

Oakton High School. Obviously.

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Re: Where can I go to pick up a cougar?
Posted by: The lounge lizard ()
Date: March 22, 2011 04:32PM

Cougars are fine in the evening but as the night goes on they start to look older and older as the makeup wears off. You damn well better be out of there like Dracula before sunlight.

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Re: Where can I go to pick up a cougar?
Posted by: BigOne ()
Date: March 22, 2011 04:38PM

True Story Wrote:
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> they are right ECitie in Tyson's is the best...me
> & my boy were there one night...talking to these
> two chicks the whole night...last call this
> cougar...basically walked up and started kissing
> my man and grabbing my package...Drove to my house
> in her brand new Mercedes...let me & my dude
> Amtrack her...then left right after...
>
> was a great night

Yup, cougars don't mess around. They know when they want to get to laid. He the same thing. Some married chick who wanted some strange for an evening. She was sitting beside at a bar and just simply said, "What about sex tonight?" We were out the door in ten minutes. Went back to my place, did the deed, she was awesome, then went on her way about 2am.

Seems her husband didn't care if she had a little fun every now and then.

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Re: Where can I go to pick up a cougar?
Posted by: 6X ()
Date: March 22, 2011 04:41PM

Wut? Pick up a cougar.
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Re: Where can I go to pick up a cougar?
Posted by: DonJuan2 ()
Date: June 20, 2011 06:48PM

It's time to resurect this thread for the summer! Checked out eCities over the weekend and it was great! Going to hit Home Depot hard and see what I can find. Anymore suggestions?

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Re: Where can I go to pick up a cougar?
Posted by: NiggaPlz ()
Date: June 20, 2011 06:52PM

Clydes in Tysons at one point (not sure anymore) was quite the spot...

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Re: Where can I go to pick up a cougar?
Posted by: watch the gunfire tho ()
Date: June 20, 2011 06:59PM

The National Zoo


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Re: Where can I go to pick up a cougar?
Posted by: Really? ()
Date: June 20, 2011 08:49PM

Vegas.

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Re: Where can I go to pick up a cougar?
Posted by: Captain Kirk ()
Date: June 20, 2011 09:03PM

You can either go online and google "Find a cougar" and sign up or...You can rent Star Trek 5....
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Re: Where can I go to pick up a cougar?
Posted by: cougarluvr ()
Date: June 21, 2011 01:40PM

Fair Oaks Marriott, definately. The Hyatt in Reston has a pretty good croud, or the Hyatt Dulles.....lots of business women passing through looking for a little something on the side.

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Re: Where can I go to pick up a cougar?
Posted by: Ut videam ()
Date: June 21, 2011 03:21PM

NiggaPlz Wrote:
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> Clydes in Tysons at one point (not sure anymore)
> was quite the spot...

Particularly under the plasmas...

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Re: Where can I go to pick up a cougar?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: June 21, 2011 03:26PM

Coastal Flats, Drive your Porsche, wear a gawdy watch and pay for $6 coronas with $100 bills.

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Re: Where can I go to pick up a cougar?
Posted by: shaymoney1 ()
Date: June 21, 2011 04:28PM

South Riding Inn

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Re: Where can I go to pick up a cougar?
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: June 21, 2011 09:58PM

your mom's house
LoLz

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Re: Where can I go to pick up a cougar?
Posted by: Pinhead the Cenobite ()
Date: June 21, 2011 10:18PM

That blonde posted by Kevin U has absolutely epic tits.

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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"

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Re: Where can I go to pick up a cougar?
Posted by: Funny_Guy ()
Date: June 23, 2011 04:49PM

Nursing Home?

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Re: Where can I go to pick up a cougar?
Posted by: Cougar ()
Date: June 24, 2011 07:00PM

lol


Cougar Barbie - 50th Anniversary - Watch more Funny Videos

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Re: Where can I go to pick up a cougar?
Posted by: Cougar Bait ()
Date: December 01, 2012 02:27AM

That is just creepy...

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Re: Where can I go to pick up a cougar?
Posted by: wenbsyiwll ()
Date: December 01, 2012 05:34PM

the malol

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Re: Where can I go to pick up a cougar?
Posted by: Cougar Bait ()
Date: December 16, 2012 03:56PM

lexington steele Wrote:
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> Jazzercise or Wegmans



Great suggestion. I went on Friday around 7:30 and the place was crawling with cougars. Best part is they are all approachable. Be sure to flirt a little to gauge their interest.

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Re: Where can I go to pick up a cougar?
Posted by: DEJAVU ()
Date: March 04, 2013 05:14AM

DC. PAPERMOON.

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Re: Where can I go to pick up a cougar?
Posted by: Lols ()
Date: March 04, 2013 06:26AM

The Scooter Store? Lots of Rascals there - wink, wink.

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Re: Where can I go to pick up a cougar?
Posted by: David C ()
Date: March 20, 2014 06:11PM

South Riding Inn is it...the cougar place in Loudoun. Ask around for some chick I met in there named Kristin...she's sorta the lead cougar for a whole bunch of nearly 50 women in that place that hook up nightly.

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Re: Where can I go to pick up a cougar?
Posted by: Skinny ()
Date: July 06, 2014 01:57PM

Lets rivive this thread for the summer. I have been in South Riding Inn and its hit or miss. I went on a Saturday night a few weeks ago and there were 2 women in the whole place. I dont know the best days to go

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Re: Where can I go to pick up a cougar?
Posted by: i never understood this ()
Date: July 06, 2014 07:10PM

Why is it so difficult for guys to find women? I dont understand, i've met women everywhere including food isles of grocery stores. Why guys ask these kind of questions? Even if you dont have game you should know that if you go out you'll meet women.

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Re: Where can I go to pick up a cougar?
Posted by: ttoo ()
Date: July 08, 2014 08:14PM

Sunrise Asst Living has some fine @$$!

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Re: Where can I go to pick up a cougar?
Posted by: rise and shine ()
Date: July 08, 2014 09:59PM

Hot in the mass


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Re: Where can I go to pick up a cougar?
Posted by: P4xw9 ()
Date: July 08, 2014 10:26PM

Everglades.

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