So check it out, i just received a resume from a guy who currently works for the TSA, and he actually got the spelling of his own name wrong.... together with numerous other mistakes throughout the resume.

Unbelievable.

In case you ask, the correct spelling of his name was on a certificate sent with the resume.

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maybe someone played a prank on him by switching up the keys on the keyboard. go easy on the jackass.

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> maybe someone played a prank on him by switching
> up the keys on the keyboard. go easy on the
> jackass.


Impossible, other words with the same letter were spelled correctly.

in computer class back in high school, we would go into ms word on other people's computers and fuck with the auto correct settings so that when someone typed the word "the", it would auto correct it to "bitch". always a fun prank to do to someone.

Go easy on the TSA. The only 2 qualifications needed for the job is to mope and grope.

Recruiter Wrote:
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> So check it out, i just received a resume from a
> guy who currently works for the TSA, and he
> actually got the spelling of his own name
> wrong.... together with numerous other mistakes
> throughout the resume.
>
> Unbelievable.
>
> In case you ask, the correct spelling of his name
> was on a certificate sent with the resume.


Like his name couldn't be fucked up on the certificate that was issued?

First, if TSA is such a cake job, why are you getting this guy's resume?

Second, if this guy is such a dope, maybe that's why you are getting his resume...as in TSA is getting ready to can his ass.

Just sayin...

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WTL, that's the first thing I thought, how does this guy know that the certificate has the correct spelling? I would bet that the resume is correct and the certificate is wrong.

My neighbor is a total nut job and got a job there. Based on her intellegence and behavior level, I believe Mr. Jiggs the chimpanze could meet the job requirements.

There's only one big qualification for being a TSA employee - being able to chuck someone's bag 15 feet into a nearby baggage cart after you've stolen anything of value during the checked baggage security sweep.

TSA agents are usually one or the other extreme. On one end, they are lazy and bored bureaucrats who do the bare minimum in order to get a paycheck. On the other end, they are Barney "Fuck You" Fife...usually some fatass or skinny ass dude who couldn't pass the physical to join the local police department but now acts like the Goddamn sheriff from "In The Heat of the Night" when he decides to pull you out of the line for a wanding.

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Don't forget ...

10,000 TSA agents will also be getting security clearances. Apparently, it's defined as needed in order to better do their jobs.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/09/23/tsa-employees-get-secret-_n_737102.html

I hope that no one at TSA has a TS/SCI clearance. I'm still not certain if 10,000 employees even need a Secret clearance to be honest. They shouldn't hand it out like candy, and it should obviously be on a case-by-case basis.

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

I do resumes...and just did one for a TSA agent....

ics1sandiego@gmail.com

Thanks.