Fairfax County General :
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County Heat Advisory:
In an effort to reduce greenhouse emissions and cut down on County cooling cost, all Fairfax County female residents 21-40 years of age are advised that a no shirt ordinance is effect until 9pm this evening. Female residents are asked to go about their business as normal and drink plenty of liquids.
"The weather out there today is hot and shitty with continued hot and shitty in the afternoon.
Tomorrow a chance of continued crappy with a pissy weather front coming down from the north.
Basically, it's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. "