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Backpage.com Escorts
Posted by: ChantillyKing ()
Date: October 08, 2010 07:57PM

Anyone have a good experience with an escort from http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/

Just curious to know...

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Re: Backpage.com Escorts
Posted by: op is ghey ()
Date: October 08, 2010 08:04PM

Why douche. Ran out of luck at backyard. No more dudes you could pick up

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Re: Backpage.com Escorts
Posted by: ChantillyKing ()
Date: October 08, 2010 08:09PM

op is ghey Wrote:
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> Why douche. Ran out of luck at backyard. No more
> dudes you could pick up



I was tired of fucking your wife every Friday night...

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Re: Backpage.com Escorts
Posted by: op is ghey ()
Date: October 08, 2010 08:15PM

OK MO. And you never picked up a woman at backyard because everyone thinks you suffer from aspurgers syndrome. Anyone ever tell you your face is crooked?

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Posted by: chuckhoffmann ()
Date: October 08, 2010 08:34PM

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Edited 3 time(s). Last edit at 04/16/2013 09:36PM by chuckhoffmann.

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Re: Backpage.com Escorts
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 08, 2010 08:40PM

chuckhoffmann Wrote:
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> No, they just told me my face was ugly, which was
> about as much of a surprise to me as water being
> wet.






As if you had any money to pay for an escort. You can only do so much with an unemployment check Chuckie.

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Re: Backpage.com Escorts
Posted by: T.K.O ()
Date: October 08, 2010 08:41PM

looks like someone does know the identity of chantilly king. Not another peep from him.

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Posted by: chuckhoffmann ()
Date: October 08, 2010 10:59PM

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Re: Backpage.com Escorts
Posted by: wanna know ()
Date: October 08, 2010 11:05PM

chuckhoffmann Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > As if you had any money to pay for an escort.
> You
> > can only do so much with an unemployment check
> > Chuckie.
>
> I was fired for cause, which means no unemployment
> checks for me. It's also a large part of why no
> one wants to hire me. I figure I might find a job
> some time next year, when they start scraping the
> bottom of the barrel again.
>
> Fortunately, I have a child, which means I'm
> eligible for food stamps!


And how bad did you screw up to get blacklisted to the point you cant get a job?

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Re: Backpage.com Escorts
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 08, 2010 11:12PM

chuckhoffmann Wrote:
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>
> I was fired for cause, which means no unemployment
> checks for me. It's also a large part of why no
> one wants to hire me. I figure I might find a job
> some time next year, when they start scraping the
> bottom of the barrel again.
>
> Fortunately, I have a child, which means I'm
> eligible for food stamps!





Fired for cause? Poor performance or even poor attendance doesn't usually fall under that category. Sounds like you violated some company policy or misused resources. I bet it was timecard fraud, wasn't it?

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Posted by: chuckhoffmann ()
Date: October 08, 2010 11:29PM

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Re: Backpage.com Escorts
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 08, 2010 11:33PM

chuckhoffmann Wrote:
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>
> Nope, I was 20 minutes late to work the day after
> I'd been warned that if I was late again, I would
> be fired. I was, and I was.




And no one wants to hire you because of this? After all this time? Sounds like there is more to the story.

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Re: Backpage.com Escorts
Posted by: everyone is late ()
Date: October 08, 2010 11:39PM

dude, everyone is 20 min late to work a few times a week. It's the norm. They must have been itching for a reason to can you. Come on tell us the truth? What happened.

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Re: Backpage.com Escorts
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 08, 2010 11:41PM

everyone is late Wrote:
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> dude, everyone is 20 min late to work a few times
> a week. It's the norm. They must have been itching
> for a reason to can you. Come on tell us the
> truth? What happened.





Sexual harassment probably. Maybe even porn on work computer.

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Re: Backpage.com Escorts
Posted by: wanna know? ()
Date: October 08, 2010 11:42PM

inappropriate touch?

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Posted by: chuckhoffmann ()
Date: October 08, 2010 11:43PM

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Edited 4 time(s). Last edit at 04/16/2013 09:39PM by chuckhoffmann.

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Re: Backpage.com Escorts
Posted by: wanna know ()
Date: October 08, 2010 11:46PM

chuckhoffmann Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > And no one wants to hire you because of this?
> > After all this time? Sounds like there is more
> to
> > the story.
>
> There is. I am not a college graduate, I have no
> professional certifications (I'm not A+
> certified), and I can't obtain any sort of
> security clearance because I have a criminal
> record for assault.
>
> Luckily for me all you hard-working suckers fellow
> citizen pay taxes, which I can draw on for a whole
> alphabet of public assistance programs until I get
> back on my feet. I figure having a Fabian
> Socialist for a president is not all that bad a
> shake for me, as long as I'm not actually working
> or paying taxes.


you are a great example for your kids.

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Re: Backpage.com Escorts
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 08, 2010 11:47PM

chuckhoffmann Wrote:
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> I am not a college graduate, I have no
> professional certifications (I'm not A+
> certified), and I can't obtain any sort of
> security clearance because I have a criminal
> record for assault.





I'm very sorry Chuck, but......












....you're a looooooooooooooooser.



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Re: Backpage.com Escorts
Posted by: Loophole Master ()
Date: October 08, 2010 11:47PM

chuckhoffmann Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > And no one wants to hire you because of this?
> > After all this time? Sounds like there is more
> to
> > the story.
>
> There is. I am not a college graduate, I have no
> professional certifications (I'm not A+
> certified), and I can't obtain any sort of
> security clearance because I have a criminal
> record for assault.
>
> Luckily for me all you hard-working suckers fellow
> citizen pay taxes, which I can draw on for a whole
> alphabet of public assistance programs until I get
> back on my feet. I figure having a Fabian
> Socialist for a president is not all that bad a
> shake for me, as long as I'm not actually working
> or paying taxes.


You're my hero!

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Re: Backpage.com Escorts
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 08, 2010 11:48PM

Wait, you have a child that depends on you for support, and you still came in late after being told you would be fired?






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Re: Backpage.com Escorts
Posted by: wanna know ()
Date: October 08, 2010 11:48PM

assault at your job?

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Re: Backpage.com Escorts
Posted by: lolllol ()
Date: October 08, 2010 11:51PM

lollolollolollolololololl. I just shart my pants

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Re: Backpage.com Escorts
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 08, 2010 11:54PM

Chuck Hoffmann is a terrible human being that neglects children.

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Posted by: chuckhoffmann ()
Date: October 08, 2010 11:57PM

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Edited 4 time(s). Last edit at 04/16/2013 09:39PM by chuckhoffmann.

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Re: Backpage.com Escorts
Posted by: wanna know ()
Date: October 08, 2010 11:58PM

Damn eesh you are ruthless tonight. What did chuck do to you? I call mercy on his behalf

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Re: Backpage.com Escorts
Posted by: wanna know ()
Date: October 09, 2010 12:00AM

are you married chuck? Do you have a second source of income?

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Re: Backpage.com Escorts
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 09, 2010 12:05AM

chuckhoffmann Wrote:
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>
> I am currently working on aggressively not giving
> a fuck about anything, because if you care about
> nothing, nothing can be taken away from you. I've
> learned that lesson well over the past several
> months.






Not even your child? Wow, hopefully the police take away him or her for their welfare and charge you with neglect and/or abuse.

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Re: Backpage.com Escorts
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 09, 2010 12:06AM

You spend more time editing wiki articles and blogging than you do taking care of your child. What a waste of human flesh you are.

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Re: Backpage.com Escorts
Posted by: theory ()
Date: October 09, 2010 12:09AM


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Posted by: chuckhoffmann ()
Date: October 09, 2010 12:13AM

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Re: Backpage.com Escorts
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 09, 2010 12:17AM

chuckhoffmann Wrote:
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> They won't. She's clean, fed, and I send her off
> to free public school regularly, thanks to the
> taxes you pay that provide me with all the free
> support services I need.




Clean, fed, and sent off to school "regularly"? This is what you consider the extent of fatherhood? Wow.

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Re: Backpage.com Escorts
Posted by: wanna know ()
Date: October 09, 2010 12:29AM

I did not expect this from chuck. I am stunned

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Re: Backpage.com Escorts
Posted by: Gross ()
Date: October 09, 2010 12:32AM

Someone had to fuck this Chuck douchebag to get that daughter of his. He's not married, not even the mother could stand him.

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Re: Backpage.com Escorts
Posted by: wanna know ()
Date: October 09, 2010 12:37AM

^^^ that was not nice^^^^

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Re: Backpage.com Escorts
Posted by: hot tea, please ()
Date: October 09, 2010 12:55AM

eesh Wrote:
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> You spend more time editing wiki articles and
> blogging


sounds like the pot is calling the kettle black

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Re: Backpage.com Escorts
Posted by: question? ()
Date: October 09, 2010 12:56AM

eesh Wrote:
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> chuckhoffmann Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I am not a college graduate, I have no
> > professional certifications (I'm not A+
> > certified), and I can't obtain any sort of
> > security clearance because I have a criminal
> > record for assault.
>
>
>
>
>
> I'm very sorry Chuck, but......
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> ....you're a looooooooooooooooser.



and you're not?

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Re: Backpage.com Escorts
Posted by: my my ()
Date: October 09, 2010 03:14AM

I was out chantilly way Friday night having some dinner at a nearby bar to the Backyard Grill. I passed by the Backyard on my way to Sully's. As I passed by the very crowded Backyard Grill a very large woman, nearly 6 foot and roughly 190+ lbs. walked right in front of my car. Having run into a deer previously with my car I hit the brakes to avoid this amazonian woman fearing what she might do to my front bumper. I did wonder if this was something that the esteemed chantilly King had nailed

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Re: Backpage.com Escorts
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: October 09, 2010 12:39PM

Those girls are busted!

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There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt.

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Re: Backpage.com Escorts
Posted by: The Jester ()
Date: November 15, 2012 07:40AM

So I was looking for old pcitures of the town of Herndon when a photo of this lovely young lady popped up and she was employed by an escort service out of Herndon. Ole' Has anyone been escorted by this lady? Is that Dulles Airport in the background of that photo?
I haven't been to the Backyard Grill in over a year. Is the Chantilly King still reigning over the classy broads that inhabit that place?
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Re: Backpage.com Escorts
Posted by: wenbsyiwll ()
Date: December 01, 2012 05:50PM

I am going to try it tonight

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