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Where can I find Cloves around here?
Posted by: Kacist ()
Date: September 09, 2010 11:35PM

I know its only September but I love smokin' cloves during the holidays, especially Christmas.

Does anyone know where to find them? They're obviously online but they look pretty pricey.

I'm looking for Djarum Blacks or whatever they're called in particular.

Thanks

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Re: Where can I find Cloves around here?
Posted by: Ja'Spook ()
Date: September 09, 2010 11:45PM

Shiiiiiiiiiiit, I loves me some cloves like I loves me white women and fried chicken. I gets mine at that tobbacos storeses on kang streets in ol town Alexandria. Also get dem grape beedies thur, them shits is tight like a muffucka!

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Re: Where can I find Cloves around here?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: September 10, 2010 12:33AM

You can't. They're illegal since the ban on "flavored cigarettes," since "flavored cigarettes target children."

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Re: Where can I find Cloves around here?
Posted by: Porksta ()
Date: September 10, 2010 01:38AM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> You can't. They're illegal since the ban on
> "flavored cigarettes," since "flavored cigarettes
> target children."


False, please do not reply unless you actually know the answer.

I know the smoke shop in the mall sells them, as does the In N Out market. They got reclassified as cigars in order to be legal to sell, so know you get less in a box, but hey, at least you get cloves.

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Re: Where can I find Cloves around here?
Posted by: Devil's Reject ()
Date: September 10, 2010 02:42AM

Porksta Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You can't. They're illegal since the ban on
> > "flavored cigarettes," since "flavored
> cigarettes
> > target children."
>
>
> False, please do not reply unless you actually
> know the answer.
>
> I know the smoke shop in the mall sells them, as
> does the In N Out market. They got reclassified
> as cigars in order to be legal to sell, so know
> you get less in a box, but hey, at least you get
> cloves.

+1

True shit. That place by Wegmans sells all kinds of good shit, and if you can't make it there, get em online!

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Re: Where can I find Cloves around here?
Posted by: Shaddam IV ()
Date: September 10, 2010 08:59AM

But I guess no one wants any spice. Well, more for me!

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Re: Where can I find Cloves around here?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: September 10, 2010 09:23AM

Porksta Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You can't. They're illegal since the ban on
> > "flavored cigarettes," since "flavored
> cigarettes
> > target children."
>
>
> False, please do not reply unless you actually
> know the answer.
>
> I know the smoke shop in the mall sells them, as
> does the In N Out market. They got reclassified
> as cigars in order to be legal to sell, so know
> you get less in a box, but hey, at least you get
> cloves.

My sincerest apologies. Let me put it another way:

They were classified as "flavored cigarettes," and most places stopped carrying them because of that. It was part of the tobacco reform laws that also said cigarettes can't be labeled as "light" or "ultra light," which is why they're now called "gold" or "silver."

I used to see them everywhere, but have not seen them since that happened, so I provided the best info I had. If I was wrong, I knew some smug asshole would leap at the chance to tell me how wrong I am, and thus provide the OP with the answer they're looking for.

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Re: Where can I find Cloves around here?
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: September 10, 2010 09:25AM

Porksta Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You can't. They're illegal since the ban on
> > "flavored cigarettes," since "flavored
> cigarettes
> > target children."
>
>
> False, please do not reply unless you actually
> know the answer.
>
> I know the smoke shop in the mall sells them, as
> does the In N Out market. They got reclassified
> as cigars in order to be legal to sell, so know
> you get less in a box, but hey, at least you get
> cloves.

Clove cigarettes are banned - per the FDA. Manufacturers have attempted to circumvent this by changing them a bit and labeling them as cigars. So, Mephisto is correct.

The FDA ban on clove cigarettes has been challenged by the Government of Indonesia at the World Trade Organization.



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 09/10/2010 09:26AM by ITRADE.

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Re: Where can I find Cloves around here?
Posted by: Melissa ()
Date: September 10, 2010 10:49AM

Good to know. We were just having this conversation at work the other day.

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Being vague is almost as fun as that other thing.

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Re: Where can I find Cloves around here?
Posted by: DeJawn ()
Date: September 10, 2010 10:59AM

Ja'Spook Wrote:
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> Shiiiiiiiiiiit, I loves me some cloves like I
> loves me white women and fried chicken. I gets
> mine at that tobbacos storeses on kang streets in
> ol town Alexandria. Also get dem grape beedies
> thur, them shits is tight like a muffucka!


Don't you mean purple, not grape?

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Re: Where can I find Cloves around here?
Posted by: acidbyt3 ()
Date: September 10, 2010 11:33AM

I taste purple.

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Re: Where can I find Cloves around here?
Posted by: itchy ()
Date: September 10, 2010 12:52PM

yea dey banned dem dawg, but da ban didn't affect flavored ceegaa's. you can gets clove ceegaa's at any bacco store beotch. Try Total Tobacco in Greenbrier Shopping Center, Chantilly nigga!

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Re: Where can I find Cloves around here?
Posted by: go fish ()
Date: September 10, 2010 01:03PM

I smoke cloves while crying for attention and bemoaning my dark miserable life.
Attachments:
goth.bmp

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Re: Where can I find Cloves around here?
Posted by: Porksta ()
Date: September 10, 2010 01:50PM

ITRADE Wrote:
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> Porksta Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > MrMephisto Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > You can't. They're illegal since the ban on
> > > "flavored cigarettes," since "flavored
> > cigarettes
> > > target children."
> >
> >
> > False, please do not reply unless you actually
> > know the answer.
> >
> > I know the smoke shop in the mall sells them,
> as
> > does the In N Out market. They got
> reclassified
> > as cigars in order to be legal to sell, so know
> > you get less in a box, but hey, at least you
> get
> > cloves.
>
> Clove cigarettes are banned - per the FDA.
> Manufacturers have attempted to circumvent this by
> changing them a bit and labeling them as cigars.
> So, Mephisto is correct.
>
> The FDA ban on clove cigarettes has been
> challenged by the Government of Indonesia at the
> World Trade Organization.


Actually Mephisto is still wrong. The OP did not ask for "clove cigarettes" he asked for "cloves". Cloves are legal, clove cigarettes are not.

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Re: Where can I find Cloves around here?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: September 10, 2010 01:58PM

Porksta Wrote:
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> Actually Mephisto is still wrong. The OP did not
> ask for "clove cigarettes" he asked for "cloves".
> Cloves are legal, clove cigarettes are not.

Or maybe I actually read the OP.

Kacist Wrote:
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> I know its only September but I love smokin'
> cloves during the holidays, especially Christmas.
>
> Does anyone know where to find them? They're
> obviously online but they look pretty pricey.
>
> I'm looking for Djarum Blacks or whatever they're
> called in particular.

>
> Thanks

EDIT: I'll spare you from digging your hole deeper.

http://www.djarumblackcigarettes.com/

The word "cigarettes" is in their fucking website name.

Porksta Wrote:
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> Please do not reply unless you actually
> know the answer.

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/10/2010 02:02PM by MrMephisto.

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Re: Where can I find Cloves around here?
Posted by: Porksta ()
Date: September 10, 2010 04:11PM

I still do not see him asking for clove cigarettes, all I see is him asking for cloves.

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Re: Where can I find Cloves around here?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: September 10, 2010 07:33PM

Porksta Wrote:
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> I still do not see him asking for clove
> cigarettes, all I see is him asking for cloves.

Kacist Wrote:
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> I know its only September but I love smokin'
> cloves during the holidays, especially Christmas.
>
> Does anyone know where to find them? They're
> obviously online but they look pretty pricey.
>
> I'm looking for Djarum Blacks or whatever they're
> called in particular.

>
> Thanks

It's right there. Here, I'll draw you a picture.

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Re: Where can I find Cloves around here?
Posted by: Devil's Reject ()
Date: September 10, 2010 11:11PM

^ LMAO @ that!

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Re: Where can I find Cloves around here?
Posted by: Porksta ()
Date: September 11, 2010 01:24AM

Djarum Blacks are clove cigars, so I still do not see where the OP is asking for clove cigarettes.

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Re: Where can I find Cloves around here?
Posted by: You Fail Porky ()
Date: September 11, 2010 01:48AM


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Re: Where can I find Cloves around here?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: September 11, 2010 02:07AM

Porksta Wrote:
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> Djarum Blacks are clove cigars, so I still do not
> see where the OP is asking for clove cigarettes.

You are either blind or retarded. Either way, I cannot help you.

OP's question is resolved.

Thanks for playing.

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Re: Where can I find Cloves around here?
Posted by: Porksta ()
Date: September 11, 2010 06:26PM

Just do one simple thing for me - show me where in the OP he asks for clove cigarettes. If you can do that I will STFU forever. I Ctrl+f'd it and did not see it anywhere, but maybe you can prove me wrong.

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Re: Where can I find Cloves around here?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: September 11, 2010 09:46PM

The OP said:

Kacist Wrote:
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> I'm looking for Djarum Blacks or whatever they're
> called in particular.
>
> Thanks

To which I responded:

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> You can't. They're illegal since the ban on
> "flavored cigarettes," since "flavored cigarettes
> target children."

Now, look at the Djarum Black website:

http://www.djarumblackcigarettes.com

I really can't understand how you're not putting two and two together. Sure, they might still sell clove cigars, but he's asking for Djarum Blacks, which are fucking cigarettes.

By your logic, another perfectly acceptable and true answer would be, "Look in the spice section of your nearest supermarket," because those are cloves, too.

cloves.jpg

But again, and I'll type this slow: He asked for Djarum Blacks, which are neither cigars, nor a spice. They are clove cigarettes, which have been banned by the FDA.

If you're still confused, I'll re-post this response, but do so in BIG LETTERS.

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Re: Where can I find Cloves around here?
Posted by: Porksta ()
Date: September 12, 2010 12:10AM

Weird. If they are banned, then how are they sold in stores?

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Re: Where can I find Cloves around here?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: September 12, 2010 07:48PM

Porksta Wrote:
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> Weird. If they are banned, then how are they sold
> in stores?

Fucking miracles.

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Re: Where can I find Cloves around here?
Posted by: e.snake ()
Date: April 14, 2011 01:25PM

The dudes are correct. I like Djarums Specials. They(And I'm sure this was done with Djarum Blacks-that's just what they're called-its not intended to offend anyone--that they'd were "temporarily" banned until they figured out how to deal with the nonsense issue about them being more attractive to children). First off,these are $$$,kids wouldn't even go for it. But to compromise with the Concerned,(whoever they "R") most quality Clove brand cigarettes did get relabeled as CIGARS, and so only 10 per box, rather than 20-as cigarettes R sold. My dufous partner insists they now actually R cigars-so don't inhale, Hmmph. I inhale and HOLD. Great results. You can tell by smoking them that there is no obvious change in formulation. I LOVE THEM-even though they R Bad for your Lungs. You CAN GET CLOVES IN THE COLUMBIA, MD MALL. I got an entire Cube there (2/2011), and they gave me a great deal (wound up 7$ a pack). At UNION STATION,DC-you can get them from Tobacco store upstairs. But they cost about 12$ a pack.I love them, + know where 2 get them,but I don't have a car, + use a cane and just can't get to Columbia Mall. AARGH. Cloves serve as a great substitute when you can't smoke the healthy stuff (humans have THC receptors in the brain-we've evolved over huge spans of time,and have "the natural plant 2 smoke" ridiculously considered as a CDS I along with hard synthesized drugs. Now that's an enticement 2 kids!I live in Montgomery county near Burtonsville. I shop at their Giant. If U can give me a ride 2 Columbia Mall so I can get some cloves,that'd be great. Leave e.snake (I'm a biologist) a note on their big green bulletin board. Thanks. Shalom. Peace.

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Re: Where can I find Cloves around here?
Posted by: Ryno78 ()
Date: April 14, 2011 09:19PM

smoke weed instead
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Re: Where can I find Cloves around here?
Posted by: Djarum Cloves ()
Date: June 07, 2011 05:19AM

Djarum Black - pre ban originals. NOT the nasty cigars.
Others similar to the old Specials that have been discontinued.
Contact me.
original@djarumspecial.info

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Re: Where can I find Cloves around here?
Date: March 23, 2017 03:01PM

In Maryland the most comunist state in the nation sells them. Although you can't find them in menthol. I just came back from Florida and you can get Djarum Black menthol all over the south. The FDA has not banned them but maybe your state has or at least stopped selling the menthol version. Now that is a fact jack, now go buy them there awesome.

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Re: Where can I find Cloves around here?
Posted by: erfjm ()
Date: March 23, 2017 03:09PM

Where's my grape beedies mang?

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Re: Where can I find Cloves around here?
Posted by: AT Stand In ()
Date: March 24, 2017 01:27AM

Since someone else resurrected this thread I'll chime in ....
Arthur Treachers

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Re: Where can I find Cloves around here?
Posted by: Stephen ()
Date: March 24, 2017 05:34PM

I buy my cloves at john b hayes djarum blacks

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Re: Where can I find Cloves around here?
Posted by: Easy ()
Date: March 25, 2017 10:04PM

Penzeys in Falls Church. Whole or ground.

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Re: Where can I find Cloves around here?
Posted by: Paul Hahnen ()
Date: April 18, 2017 06:07PM

They sell them at Sterling Smoke (in sterling, VA) for only $5.50 a pack (standard Djarums and a few other flavors like Blacks, Vanilla, and Cherry).

I know sterling is a but out there but if you work in herndon worth the quick trip. The store just openeed 2 or 3 months ago.

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