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i got away with a ticket...
Posted by: slinkeyts ()
Date: June 28, 2007 11:47PM

you should try this it really works.

when a cop pulls you over for speeding.

as soon as you see the cop coming to your window...start shacking your leg really hard...

and when he asks why you were going so fast..just say...

you are in a rush to use the restroom!!

i used this and it worked. the cop just let me go.

got to love fairfax county cops

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Re: i got away with a ticket...
Posted by: Concerned Citizen ()
Date: June 28, 2007 11:59PM

Dont you relize Cops patrol this site, as well the media. Thanks for giving out the biggest secret of all time!!! Now we are fucked!!! Fuckin pigs are on to us now....the piss theory is out the window

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Re: i got away with a ticket...
Posted by: MBF ()
Date: June 29, 2007 09:00AM

LOL, so instead of being happy you got off w/o a ticket, you come and talk smack about the officer who cut you a break. Good job, I guess?

You're probably just a troll anyway, so congrats on getting me to respond.

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Re: i got away with a ticket...
Posted by: Tia2 ()
Date: June 29, 2007 09:27AM

The best way to get out of a ticket is to be honest!

I was going 85mph on 95 going South. A state trooper pulled me over and when he asked if I knew how fast I was going, I said yes - 85.

He asked if I was in a hurry and I said yes, that is why I'm speeding. He laughed, told me to be careful and let me go...

Honesty is always the best policy...

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Re: i got away with a ticket...
Posted by: why me ()
Date: June 29, 2007 09:36AM

One time I got off because my daughter was throwing up. The officer asked me why I was going so fast (50 in a 35) so I told him. He takes a look at my daughter in the back seat with her head in a bag and just tells me to be careful. I must say all of my run-ins with officers in this area in the past 19 years have been good. There was more than once when I should have been given a ticket and was let off.

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Re: i got away with a ticket...
Posted by: . ()
Date: June 29, 2007 12:31PM

Try this guys, it really works.
when a cop pulls you over for speeding.
as soon as you see the cop coming to your window...start shacking your leg really hard...and when he asks why you were going so fast..just PISS IN HIS FACE...works everytime!!!

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Re: i got away with a ticket...
Posted by: slinkeyts ()
Date: June 29, 2007 04:51PM

wow. guys i think my way is much better

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Re: i got away with a ticket...
Posted by: Rowsdower ()
Date: June 29, 2007 08:56PM

Gravis uses this technique, http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,287392,00.html.

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Re: i got away with a ticket...
Posted by: Radiophile ()
Date: June 29, 2007 10:58PM

A neighbor went to court a few months. She came back and said that the judge instructed people at the begining of the session NOT to use the "I had to go to the bathroom" excuse.

The secret has been out for at least some time.

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Re: i got away with a ticket...
Posted by: hang over ()
Date: June 29, 2007 11:03PM

Cop takes license from you says go ahead and run down the street to the mcdonalds and take your piss. By the time you get back I will have your ticket written.

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Re: i got away with a ticket...
Posted by: N/A ()
Date: June 30, 2007 01:00AM

I'm a girl who drives a Ford Explorer Sport, and so far, I've gotten away with 2 tickets. If I was driving a Honda Civic or something else 2 door, I would have gotten tickets. I do, though need to take it a little slow.

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Re: i got away with a ticket...
Posted by: Radiophile ()
Date: June 30, 2007 11:12AM

N/A Wrote:
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> I'm a girl who drives a Ford Explorer Sport, and
> so far, I've gotten away with 2 tickets. If I was
> driving a Honda Civic or something else 2 door, I
> would have gotten tickets. I do, though need to
> take it a little slow.

How's your cat?

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Re: i got away with a ticket...
Posted by: Space Ghost Coast to Coast ()
Date: July 01, 2007 02:55AM

> I'm a girl who drives a Ford Explorer Sport, and
> so far, I've gotten away with 2 tickets. If I was
> driving a Honda Civic or something else 2 door, I
> would have gotten tickets. I do, though need to
> take it a little slow.

That's completely wrong, you should get more tickets for speeding around in a heavier vehicle. More danger to everyone else.

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