HomeFairfax General ForumArrest/Ticket SearchWiki newPictures/VideosChatArticlesLinksAbout
Fairfax County General :  Fairfax Underground fairfax underground logo
Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
Testing this Underground
Posted by: Basil1956 ()
Date: January 11, 2022 02:40AM

Reader Please note the following:

This post is to remain unstained from any political or racial comments.

This post is meant to discuss the alarming rate at which our bee pollinators are dying, any pictures posted shall be of bees only with a description of where the picture was taken. Of benefit would be as many pictures as possible of the Queen Bee while our discussion shall focus on the issues

My hypothesis is that Bees are dying as a result of our atmosphere being geoengineered by Lockheed Martin, Raytheon, and the DOD. What say you gentleman undergrounders?

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Testing this Underground
Posted by: Suck a chemtrail ()
Date: January 11, 2022 02:49AM

Fuck you fag bee nigger.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Testing this Underground
Posted by: Basil1956 ()
Date: January 11, 2022 07:02AM

And here we have the first underground respondent unable to refrain from such vulgarity ^^^^^ and carry on like a gentleman. The request was quite simple in fact, nothing harsh or critical in my request, only that our dialogue would be such that it would further science and consideration in such matters.

You are one of those imbeciles with one of those virtue signaling signs in your yard yes? " We Believe in Science " "Love is Love" "Hate is Hate" I mean where the fk do you idiots hail from.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Testing this Underground
Posted by: Frank Fucker ()
Date: January 11, 2022 10:38AM

Is CCD still a thing? I saw some alarming numbers a few years back and they were suspecting it was caused by a parasite or fungus, but had not nailed it down last I heard.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Testing this Underground
Posted by: Many bee pollinator questions ()
Date: January 11, 2022 12:18PM

What's a bee pollinator? What pollinates bees? And what purpose does it serve?

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Testing this Underground
Posted by: bee sex ()
Date: January 11, 2022 12:22PM

Makes more bees.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Testing this Underground
Posted by: Wildlife Supporter ()
Date: January 11, 2022 12:29PM

Bee Lives Matter

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Testing this Underground
Posted by: Exciting bee story ()
Date: January 11, 2022 05:23PM

I had a friend who kept bees as a hobby. She asked me to stop by sometime and check it out. I dressed up in an extra set of clothes she gave me, including the hat.

While I was looking at the setup, I felt a rumble in my stomach, but felt I could fart in the outdoors without getting caught. I only pushed a little, but what came out was seemingly gallon upon gallon of putrid, watery feces. I could not stop going, and completely ruined the borrowed clothes. Because I was doubled over in discomfort, the hat fell off my head and into massive puddle of liquid excrement.

Wasn’t my best day, but wasn’t my worst either.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Testing this Underground
Posted by: Basil1956 ()
Date: January 11, 2022 06:07PM

So far we have a couple of gentleman responders and a few pranksters. If we are to examine the science in an investigatory manner we may stumble upon the true root causes of our "Bee Pollenators", as they are referenced in the science, causation of declining population which threatens our agriculture which isperhaps the primary concern here.

What is really troubling is the inabiliy to source quality Bee Honey for my tea of late. Many Honey sellers are actually selling rice sugar as honey which we all know is not the same thing as honey.

Let us discuss further. Please refrain from stories of defecation.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Testing this Underground
Posted by: How about a photo? ()
Date: January 11, 2022 07:00PM

Basil1956 Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> So far we have a couple of gentleman responders
> and a few pranksters. If we are to examine the
> science in an investigatory manner we may stumble
> upon the true root causes of our "Bee
> Pollenators", as they are referenced in the
> science, causation of declining population which
> threatens our agriculture which isperhaps the
> primary concern here.
>
> What is really troubling is the inabiliy to source
> quality Bee Honey for my tea of late. Many Honey
> sellers are actually selling rice sugar as honey
> which we all know is not the same thing as honey.
>
> Let us discuss further. Please refrain from
> stories of defecation.
Attachments:
Poo Trap.gif

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Testing this Underground
Posted by: Basil1956 ()
Date: January 11, 2022 09:10PM

The issue we have hear is a failure to communicate properly.
It is specifically stated above that there shall be no profanity, no discussion revolving around defecation, no pictures unless it is a the queen bee.
It was concisely worded so that a ten year old would be able to interpret yet here we are. Now then, lets continue this exhilarating and quote alarming important scientific discusioon.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Testing this Underground
Posted by: Valley of the Kings ()
Date: January 11, 2022 09:12PM

Honey basically never goes bad if stored properly, I’ve heard stories about ancient graves in Egypt with honey in them that was tried by the archaeologists / treasure hunters who said it was fine. Didn’t even give them diarrhea which was good, as you don’t need liquid shit screaming out of your asshole at 100mph with no plumbing around.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Testing this Underground
Posted by: FSL ()
Date: January 11, 2022 09:37PM

Fucking shit libs.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Testing this Underground
Posted by: Apiary ()
Date: January 11, 2022 09:49PM

I liked the exciting bee story!

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Testing this Underground
Posted by: My neighbor the beekeeper ()
Date: January 11, 2022 09:52PM

When I was young, my neighbor had several bee hives. He used to produce honey and sell it locally. He swore that by keeping the bees calm and relaxed, by talking to them in reverent tones or playing them soothing music, made them produce more honey. I would recommend you playing some Meade Skelton music at a low volume near them,or at least hum a few bars of Sweet Tea, and see how it works. Please let us know

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Testing this Underground
Posted by: _-===:*:===-_ ()
Date: January 11, 2022 10:11PM

I like honey bees but not wasps. Wasps can sting unprovoked and really hurt. I also like bumble bees because they are basically fat and happy. I spray all of the above with insect killer though, because I don’t want to be stung. This includes hornets and mud daubers.

I also didn’t like the diarrhea story, it reminded me of the time Al Roker pooped his pants at the White House, same as Joe Biden did at the Vatican.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Testing this Underground
Posted by: B Movie ()
Date: January 11, 2022 10:17PM

^^ Murderer! ^^

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Testing this Underground
Posted by: local man of the color ()
Date: January 11, 2022 10:20PM

nigga you aint answered the dude question i dont think you some dam bee dude you out yo dam mind da fuck basil name anyway

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Testing this Underground
Posted by: Basil1956 ()
Date: January 12, 2022 02:58PM

As was stated in the initial posting we will not answer to vulgar language, politics, or other nonsensical pictures.
This is a Bee Pollinator discussion to be enjoyed by those generally interested in what is happening to our agricultural workers, without which our crops fail.

Here is a hint. Dead bees found to have 10K percent higher levels of aluminum contained in their beautiful little bodies. Where is the aluminum coming from?

Ask General Mahdi as he already has the answer whether he realizes or not.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Testing this Underground
Posted by: THIS ()
Date: January 12, 2022 05:20PM

Suck a chemtrail Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Fuck you fag bee nigger.


LOL

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Testing this Underground
Posted by: Testing one nig two three four ()
Date: January 12, 2022 07:12PM

Horse Pussy
Attachments:
E0C5B714-990B-4A3E-9844-6908640D8FB2.png
EC22D6B1-E4D1-4C13-A8F6-31F0579C31D5.jpeg
09C8BAF9-A908-4252-B857-9D24742A64AA.jpeg
6188D245-0167-4B3D-93F3-72F7E65B4DA6.jpeg
139934C5-98D1-4E60-B7FB-01E5CF167F76.jpeg
BC08F93F-232F-4A6A-A261-6E7033477EDF.jpeg

Options: ReplyQuote


Your Name: 
Your Email (Optional): 
Subject: 
Attach a file
  • No file can be larger than 75 MB
  • All files together cannot be larger than 300 MB
  • 30 more file(s) can be attached to this message
Spam prevention:
Please, enter the code that you see below in the input field. This is for blocking bots that try to post this form automatically.
 ********   ********   **     **  **     **  ******** 
 **     **  **     **  **     **  **     **  **    ** 
 **     **  **     **  **     **  **     **      **   
 ********   ********   **     **  **     **     **    
 **         **     **   **   **   **     **    **     
 **         **     **    ** **    **     **    **     
 **         ********      ***      *******     **     
This forum powered by Phorum.