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King of Douchebags' Daily Digest
Posted by: King of Douchebags ()
Date: February 15, 2021 05:20PM

This thread reserved for THE biggest douchebag in all of the Washington Metro area to post his daily blog that nobody ever fucking reads.

Get that weak shit out of our threads you babbling old fuck.

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Re: King of Douchebags' Daily Digest
Posted by: King of Douchebags ()
Date: February 15, 2021 05:35PM

And lies, deceits, and deliberate misrepresentation are well known as the core stuff of the Whiffies, strange, scurrilous, and child-like beings of no honorable character, intellectual strength, or moral fiber at all. Not hardly the sort one would be apt to find out in a place such as the Sweet Spot, where fact and reason are so highly prized. We in fact have only 32 degrees under cloudy skies out here among the still slumbering splendors yet awaiting the call of spring. No winds to speak of, but a strong chance of some showers sneaking in round about dinner time. We should be back from lunch (wherever it is) by then.

Real President Joe is in any case taking care now that millions of Americans can have access to health care plans once again while working as well to cap the Trumpademic and push vaccines out the doors in ways that his failed and now thoroughly disgraced predecessor never did. Nice to have a real leader at the helm again, rather than some bleach-injecting, truth-avoiding, self-absorbed, stable genius wannabe and all-around loser Fat Boy.

In other news, former Nats long-man and spot starter Yusmeiro Petit (36) has re-upped with OAK for a hefty $2.55M plus $450K in incentives. He was decent in his time in DC, but has fared best on one side of the Bay or the other, having once made Matt Williams pay for his 9th inning pitching blunders in a demoralizing 18-inning post-season loss to SF.

Also demoralizing of course is any amount of time spent in the undesirable doldrums of Falls Church City. FCCPS will be trying to get schools reopened staeting next week, with recently revised CDC guidelines suggesting that this can indeed be done successfully. Local proponents sound an awful lot like deranged 'teen sleep' crackpots from not so long ago, but let's hope for the kids' sake that more rational heads will be guiding things going forward. .

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Re: King of Douchebags' Daily Digest
Posted by: Ya Its Vienna Guy Again ()
Date: February 15, 2021 09:01PM

He really is King Of All Douchebags posting from his west Falls Church apt hovel

What's up clown boy you colossal Democrat hack and failure, we already saw his "sweet spot" that he wants to turn NOVA into with illegal caravans swarming
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Re: King of Douchebags' Daily Digest
Posted by: JP Morgenthau ()
Date: February 15, 2021 09:12PM

Eat shit all you whiffies and sock puppet army.

I see all the envy and butthurt because as a wealthy retiree with many awards, honors and degrees in the Sweet Spot, I tower above all you inconsequential nobodys.

You can't afford to dine where I dine and do what I do, which is why all that envy and butthurt. It's because you're all worthless liars while all I know is fact and reason which is why I don't have to answer your challenges.

Get lost, Falls Church douchebags.

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Re: King of Douchebags' Daily Digest
Date: February 15, 2021 10:50PM

Many are those who have kicked my decrepit old ass and driven me to levels of insipid and barely decipherable babble. Just a cackling collection of my badly crippled clown posts.

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Re: King of Douchebags' Daily Digest
Date: February 16, 2021 09:48AM

Well, these woe-begotten Whiffies all know that they can't compete. They are after all just losers at every turn, crippled by endless bouts of ignorance, envy, and of course, massive levels of butthurt -- some of which they are apt to display here soon, the poor beleaguered babies, . Meanwhile, after a typical day out with long-time friends, it was rather a better than recent reading at 34 degrees as the sun came up. Picked up better than half an inch of rain overnight, and there are still some clouds out there. Almost no wind at all though, and the clouds should burn off pretty substantially as we head toward the 50 degree mark later on today. Should actually end up as a pretty decent day. Well, for some anyway.

The now deposed former President Ding Dong is not likely to be pleased with news that Tel Aviv University (that's in Israel) has awarded a $1M prize for 'telling truth to power' to Dr. Anthony Fauci, famous for humiliating the Fat Boy on TV. The Stable Genius has more than just a few screws loose. Meanwhile, Real President Joe keeps the lights burning as his COVID and other relief efforts continue ro move forward. Refreshing.

In other news, the Nats are reportedly happy to audition Carter Kieboom at 3B once again this year, but the perhaps just as talented Luis Garcia seems ticketed for whatever sort of minor league operation occurs in 2021. Nice to have two such talents in the organization.

It's not so nice to have no talent at all in the organization, and that of course is the situation in sickening Falls Church City. With so little else to boast of, locals are trying to boost tiny Tasty Dumpling as the next Takumi. It's somewhere in the Falls Plaza Shopping Center, and pan fried bao seems to be the big seller. Keep that in mind if you decide to jog over that way in search of something more satisfying that what the LTCF kitchen is able to turn out.

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Date: February 16, 2021 11:00AM

here is the inventor of the PCR test, Cary Mullins on your fuck boy Fauci

he is a traitor, a criminal of the highest order and is in on the coup too

"""whut is it about humanity that wants to go through all the details and stuff and listen to guys like fauci get over there and start talking and he doesn't know anything really about anything and eye would say that to his face.....nothing....the man thinks you could take a blood sample and stick it in an electron microscope and if its got a virus in there you'll know it, he doesn't understand electron microscopy and he doesn't understand medicine and should not be in the position like he is in, most of those guys up there on the top are just total administrative people and they don't know anything about whut going on at the bottom, those guys have got an agenda which is not whut we would like them to have being that we pay for them to take care of our health in some way, they've got a personal kind of agenda, they make up their own rules as they go, they change them when they want to and they smugly like tony fauci does not mind going on television in front of the people who pay their salary and lie directly into the camera, you can't expect the sheep to really respect the best and the brightest, they don't know the difference, eye like humans don't get me wrong but basically there is a vast majority who do not possess the ability to judge who is and who isn't a really good scientist, thats a main problem actually with science in this century, because science being judged by people, funding is being done by people who don't understand it, and who do we trust, fauci? fauci doesn't know enough...if fauci wants to get on television with somebody who knows a little bit about this stuff and debate them he could easily do it because he has been asked, eye have had alot of people, President of the university of south carolina asked fauci if he would come down there and debate me on stage in front of the student body because eye wanted somebody who was from the other side to come down here"
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Re: King of Douchebags' Daily Digest
Date: February 16, 2021 05:33PM

You wish you could post pictures of other people's lunch like I do.


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Re: King of Douchebags' Daily Digest
Date: February 17, 2021 11:30AM

Well, it's hard to complain, seeing as so many other places are faring so much worse than we are, but the Sweet Spot is definitely dealing with some icebox-like temps today. It was 25 degrees when I got up this morning, and the mid 30's is about all we can expect to see for a high today. We'll likely be dealing with winds of 8-10 mph over much of the day as well, so it's just goping to be cold out there. Still have one more dose of prime rib and good old house made horseradish sauce waiting in the fridge, and maybe a last helping of loaded mashed potatoes, though the wife might have finished those off with her reheated ribeye last night. Pretty sure she knocked out the last of the carrot cake as well, but there will be some ooey-gooey chocolate cake still on standby for sure.

In less happy matters, some of these alt-right Capitol rioters are making court appearances now, and many of them are hanging their hats on the excuse that President Ding Ding told them to do it. It seems ever more clear that, without regard to the cowardly acts of spineless Republicans, the Fat boy was indeed the impetus behind the armed insurection that ghastly Ron Johnson is so fervently trying to hide from. What a pair of America-hating losers he and Trump make.

In other news, the Nats have signed lefty reliever TJ McFarland (31) to a minor league deal. He's served as 'organizational depth' for several teams (most recently, OAK), and that's his likely role with the Nats as well. The less we need to use him in whatever 2021 looks like, the better.

The less anyone sees of Falls Church City the better as well of course. The Extra Sorry City is already long mired in a virtual cesspool of ignorance and inferiority, and today's disgraceful crop of resident babbling idiots will not soon be reversing the situation. Imagine that some living nearby had for years been unaware that Karaoke Idol had closed, that Luzmary had opened, or that predatory towing was notoriously going on at Northside Social. Same gang of clowns is still unaware of Brockmont, never ate at Brine, and insists upon cruelly ruining perfectly good portions of branzino.

Folks like these know better...

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Re: King of Douchebags' Daily Digest
Posted by: LVUWD ()
Date: February 17, 2021 11:47AM

Acde Social. Same gang of clowns is still
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Everybody applaud Gerund Boy for his virtue signaling, now!

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Re: King of Douchebags' Daily Digest
Posted by: Not The Real Vienna Guy ()
Date: February 17, 2021 12:10PM

Sorry Vienna Guy a copycat VG never posted pics

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