The meeting had just gotten under way when I felt some rumblings in my stomach. I'm on a new diet that has messed with my stomach a bit, but thought that these were hunger noises. I knew I was wrong about that when I had a liquid fart. I couldn't get up, because the people behind me would see the growing brown stain on the back of my shorts. I decided to wait it out and leave last. It was then that the diarrhea hit.

By butthole started pumping out pint after pint of horrible brown liquid, so I ran out of there, leaving a trail behind me. I used my mask to clean some up while I was in the parking lot. Unfortunately, I forgot about that when I was in the drive through for Popeye's and put the mask on, causing me to vomit into it, just before it was my turn to pay.

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I was there and it was disgusting. You should be ashamed of yourself, I’m glad your Popeye’s was ruined by your diarrhea mask, you fat tub of shit!