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Help! I need an erection!!!
Posted by: Limp & Wiggly ()
Date: July 03, 2020 11:24AM

I've fallen & I can't get up!

Look. I've done the night postage stamp test and I passed. It works.

I just need the right stimulation!

Can you help?

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Re: Help! I need an erection!!!
Posted by: Helper of libtards ()
Date: July 03, 2020 02:21PM

Try looking at a photo of Hillary Clinton.
It always gives my patients rather stiff ones.

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Re: Help! I need an erection!!!
Posted by: Wun Hung Low ()
Date: July 03, 2020 03:41PM

Evely time they havee erection, me go votee evely time. I gettee citizenship rhen aftah commee Amelica cause I study lear hahad and passee citizen testee. I study arree timee makee sure me passee. Then I go to courthouse and srear arregiance to Amelica.

So now rhen they havee erection, me go votee cause citizen havee duty votee.

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Re: Help! I need an erection!!!
Posted by: zloonn ()
Date: July 03, 2020 03:58PM

I GET ONE WHEN IM IN MY BEDROOM

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Re: Help! I need an erection!!!
Posted by: Nina Law to the rescue! ()
Date: July 03, 2020 06:17PM

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Stay tuned idle hands and idler minds, to this thread, in this forum, for the further adventures of: NINA LAW, masked crusader for Might, Right and the American Way!!

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Re: Help! I need an erection!!!
Posted by: Rusty Craplase ()
Date: July 03, 2020 08:10PM

How’s everyone’s bowels?

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Re: Help! I need an erection!!!
Posted by: Because You Asked ()
Date: July 03, 2020 08:44PM

Limp & Wiggly Wrote:
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> I've fallen & I can't get up!
>
> Look. I've done the night postage stamp test and
> I passed. It works.
>
> I just need the right stimulation!
>
> Can you help?
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Re: Help! I need an erection!!!
Posted by: Caller of BS ()
Date: July 03, 2020 11:22PM

Anyone who gets an erection for Hillary Clinton doesn’t deserve one
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Re: Help! I need an erection!!!
Posted by: Questioner of things ()
Date: July 03, 2020 11:52PM

If the OP is Asian, he may be asking for help with an ELECTION, but he thinks it is pronounced "erection?"

Example: "I am running for office. I hope I get ERECTED."

Right?!?

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Re: Help! I need an erection!!!
Posted by: Why? ()
Date: July 04, 2020 06:10AM

You say you need one, but you give no reason as to why.

Some people want to have firearms because it's their constitutional right. The constitution says nothing about erections...

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Re: Help! I need an erection!!!
Posted by: boomer broke balls ()
Date: July 04, 2020 07:23AM

Men will spend hundreds making sure his dick works past the age of 50, but makes sure any woman over 50 gets no help with her menopause. Or shit any woman getting birth control, for that matter SMH.

Good luck with the autistic old sperm, boys.

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Re: Help! I need an erection!!!
Posted by: hopethishelps ()
Date: July 05, 2020 02:12PM

This one always makes me hard!
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Re: Help! I need an erection!!!
Posted by: mmmmmahhhhdiii ()
Date: July 05, 2020 03:17PM

Limp & Wiggly Wrote:
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> I've fallen & I can't get up!
>
> Look. I've done the night postage stamp test and
> I passed. It works.
>
> I just need the right stimulation!
>
> Can you help?


stop ejaculating

stop masterbating

stop eating dead animals, animal milk and other dirty foods

eat plenty of fruits

get plenty of sunlight and fresh air

stop using condoms

have sex without ejaculating and absorb her orgasms

do this and you should have so much sexual energy you won't even know what to do with it

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Re: Help! I need an erection!!!
Posted by: mmmmmahhhhdiii ()
Date: July 05, 2020 11:46PM

Don't get me wrong; I beat off with a rare filet mignon right before I eat... the ejaculate, not the meat!

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Re: Help! I need an erection!!!
Posted by: Ring Ding Dong ()
Date: July 06, 2020 12:11AM

Questioner of things Wrote:
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> If the OP is Asian, he may be asking for help with
> an ELECTION, but he thinks it is pronounced
> "erection?"
>
> Example: "I am running for office. I hope I get
> ERECTED."
>
> Right?!?


If me lunee office, me hopee get erected!

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Re: Help! I need an erection!!!
Posted by: YENEH ()
Date: July 06, 2020 12:11AM

hopethishelps Wrote:
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> This one always makes me hard!


obvious photoshop is obvious

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Re: Help! I need an erection!!!
Posted by: Vinnie Viagra ()
Date: July 06, 2020 11:00PM

Ring Ding Dong Wrote:
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> Questioner of things Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > If the OP is Asian, he may be asking for help
> with
> > an ELECTION, but he thinks it is pronounced
> > "erection?"
> >
> > Example: "I am running for office. I hope I get
> > ERECTED."
> >
> > Right?!?
>
>
> If me lunee office, me hopee get erected!


If you get erected for more than 4 hours, you may star erected.

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Re: Help! I need an erection!!!
Posted by: FFXU Counseling Center ()
Date: July 08, 2020 09:18AM

Why do you NEED an erection?

Do you have an obligation to impregnate?

Is there money or lives at stake?

How could you NEED an erection?



Please eloborate briefly that we may provide the best possible counsel.

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Re: Help! I need an erection!!!
Posted by: William and Tator ()
Date: July 08, 2020 10:38AM

We love you long time

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