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Out of Pancake Syrup
Posted by: Aunt Jemima ()
Date: June 19, 2020 01:33PM

I'm out of a job and cant sell my famous pancake syrup anymore.
Should I go work for Mrs Buttersworth or will she be canned soon for being too old?

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Re: Out of Pancake Syrup
Posted by: Because You Asked ()
Date: June 19, 2020 01:36PM

Hit the bricks, and hustle your fat black ass for your pimp - Uncle Ben

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Re: Out of Pancake Syrup
Posted by: Pancakes ()
Date: June 19, 2020 04:28PM

Finally rid of the racist syrup bottle!

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Re: Out of Pancake Syrup
Posted by: George Washington ()
Date: June 19, 2020 04:39PM

Is uncle Ben racist or just an uncle tom?
If so what is his rice going to be called next?

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Re: Out of Pancake Syrup
Posted by: Registry ()
Date: June 19, 2020 06:23PM

Did Uncle Ben register as a sex offender after doing time for raping Aunt Jemima?

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Re: Out of Pancake Syrup
Posted by: wfcve ()
Date: June 19, 2020 06:43PM

George Washington Wrote:
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> Is uncle Ben racist or just an uncle tom?
> If so what is his rice going to be called next?


Ben's

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Re: Out of Pancake Syrup
Posted by: Not a great loss ()
Date: June 19, 2020 09:14PM

I use real maple syrup, not that maple flavored corn sweetener concoction. The real Aunt Jemima has been gone for some time now.

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Re: Out of Pancake Syrup
Posted by: nephew of Florida ()
Date: June 19, 2020 10:00PM

Aunt Florida makes my pancakes and syrup

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