Heyy, so where do you think is the best place at Tysons mall to makeout and be alone?

AMC theater. Between all the people making inane comments on the film, people talking on their cell phone, and the people that shake their popcorn bag for an hour, no one will notice you two making out.

How about the parking garage, inbetween two trucks? Ooooor, I don't even know why I'm giving you this secret knowledge, but try behind the dumpster.

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I second the dumpster.

Yahweh Wrote:
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> I second the dumpster.


that is so trashy.

sneak back into the tysons corner office area after 6pm both look like your part of the cleaning crew. no hablas ingles, senor
I always see folks who i presume work at tysons coming out or going through the emergency exit doors which i guess takes you into the bowels of tysons. how about that lax security folks
and i think i read newspaper article that the very old original tysons movie theatres space still exists somewhere down below
happy pecking

with all the tunneling going on over there you think they'll build some secret tunnel for the hoity toity to get from tysons corner mall over to tysons galleria?

Radiophile Wrote:
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> Yahweh Wrote:
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> that is so trashy.


LOL! Nice pun! Motion carries.

bob kitty Wrote:
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> Heyy, so where do you think is the best place at
> Tysons mall to makeout and be alone?


Bob, UR not one of those petterass kid touchers RU?




"do you see what happens, Larry?"

In a dressing room in one of the stores? Can't get much more private than that.

General Lee Wrote:
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> In a dressing room in one of the stores? Can't
> get much more private than that.


Is that how you catch your prey, General Leesh?

If you want to "be alone" how about you just go the fuck home with her?

The 45 minute traffic clusterfuck trying to get out of there will just build some more tension so that your 30 second love session isn't too anticlimactic.

romeo Wrote:
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>... i think i read newspaper article that the very
> old original tysons movie theatres space still
> exists somewhere down below
> happy pecking...


They converted the old theater space into "Tysons Bullpen."


http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/12/06/AR2009120602193.html?wprss=rss_business

I would guess one of those, what I like to call, "side alleys" in the mall. An example is where Pottery Barn is. No one goes down there. There are doors that lead outside I think. Ha ha I've never been down there I don't even know where they go.

I'd try the cleaning tunnels, you can always say you were looking for the bathrooms and got lost. How about sneaking into a dressing room with a full door.

wtfno Wrote:
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> I would guess one of those, what I like to call,
> "side alleys" in the mall. An example is where
> Pottery Barn is. No one goes down there. There are
> doors that lead outside I think. Ha ha I've never
> been down there I don't even know where they go.


Sounds good. I saw a homeless guy with all his bags sleeping near one of those obscure entrances. Tyson's security mainly just hangs out near the food court and the entrance near Barnes and Noble.

Don't know about Tysons but when I worked for Springfield Mall security back in 74 there was a fresh air duct in the stairwell leading from the upper level emergency exit to the lower level one next to JC Pennys that had a hatch. One day we opened it and found a mattress and some "Coney Island Whitefish" laying around. We had to put that stairwell on our list of things to check out when walking the corridors. If anyone remembers the conversation pits that were in the old mall before the first renovation I'm sure stuff happened in them as well. Once during a tornado scare I went to Peoples Drugs and picked a six pack of Budweiser then went to B. Dalton Books for a paperback and waited out the storm in one of them. No one ever bothered me.

Macy's dressing rooms are the easiest to fuck in.

Richmond Transplant Wrote:
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> some "Coney Island Whitefish" laying around.


Now, that was a new one for me.

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Yahweh Wrote:
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> I second the dumpster.

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who makes out alone?