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Virginia state of emergency
Posted by: Jerky ()
Date: March 14, 2020 01:40PM

As part of the state of emergency declared by Governor Northam, he needs to suspend all hunting and fishing regulations and allow for open season on all species for the duration of this crisis. Deer, turkey, fish and fowl are plentiful and can support a segment of the population by decreasing the burden on the meat packing, transportation and retail businesses that are having trouble keeping up with the unprecedented demand for food products.

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Re: Virginia state of emergency
Posted by: Urgent Warning ()
Date: March 14, 2020 01:48PM

YOU MUST LEAVE YOUR HOME
DO CARRY GUNS WATER MEDS FOOD
GO SOUTH OF THE BORDER!
UV LIGHT KILLS THE BUG

MENTALLY SLOW MUST MOVE QUICKLY
THE BUG FLOCKS TO MORONS
MEXICAN SUNSHINE SUPER DISINFECTANT
GO NOW!

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Re: Virginia state of emergency
Posted by: hjxmp ()
Date: March 14, 2020 02:16PM

The only thing that needs to happen is Ralph BLACKFACE Northam (D-Idiot) needs to resign.

Now GFY, OP.

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Re: Virginia state of emergency
Posted by: Jose Cuervo ()
Date: March 14, 2020 02:17PM

It is currently suspected that the virus has been deadliest in Iran. Iran is every bit as sunny if not more so than Mexico. So if Mexico is safer because of the sunshine, then why isn't Iran?

Of course it could be the tequila is Mexico is providing immunity.

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Re: Virginia state of emergency
Posted by: The darkness ()
Date: March 14, 2020 02:25PM

Da Coonman is scurrd we homeboyz gonna have a riot at food lion if we don git sum free sheet outta dis virrus thang.

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Re: Virginia state of emergency
Posted by: Gazetteer ()
Date: March 14, 2020 02:30PM

Iran latitude = Mississippi latitude

Mexico latitude = Key West latitude

That's a big difference in UV levels.

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Re: Virginia state of emergency
Posted by: Rolly Norttam ()
Date: March 14, 2020 08:16PM

Good news!

While you're q-tined at home, you can wear all the blackface you like cuz nobody will know!!

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Re: Virginia state of emergency
Posted by: I'm k. I think I'm gay. ()
Date: March 15, 2020 10:12PM

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