HOLY CHRIST! Went to the store and it was Virusmageddon! People with full carts, entire aisles wiped out! No meats or milk!

Virusmageddon Wrote:
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> HOLY CHRIST! Went to the store and it was
> Virusmageddon! People with full carts, entire
> aisles wiped out! No meats or milk!


I filled two shopping carts this morning, just in time. Hope I got enough.

I'm good for three weeks!

Haven't been able to find asswipe for two weeks now. Went to Costco today and waited in line for 90 minutes only to find out they had none. Going to be riding much dirtier than usual from here forward I guess. If you niggas don't want to smell my ass, you need to leave some goddamn TP for me.

muddy drawers Wrote:
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> Haven't been able to find asswipe for two weeks
> now. Went to Costco today and waited in line for
> 90 minutes only to find out they had none. Going
> to be riding much dirtier than usual from here
> forward I guess. If you niggas don't want to smell
> my ass, you need to leave some goddamn TP for me.

I just outside and use the hose. Neighbor yelled some shit at me yesterday. I gave her the finger and yelled "MAGA YOU UGLY BITCH!"

Washington Post works well for TP...

LEAVE YOUR HOME
CARRY GUNS WATER MEDS FOOD
GO SOUTH OF THE BORDER!
UV LIGHT KILLS THE BUG
ALL TARDS LEAVE AT ONCE!
GO NOW!

You whine about FCPS staying open yet go to Costco and Walmart with your kids.

Pussies.
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LEAVE YOUR HOME
CARRY GUNS WATER MEDS FOOD
GO SOUTH!
UV LIGHT KILLS THE BUG
GO NOW!

MORONS. WHAT NO ENGLISH?

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DAJAX knows how to run soup kitchens when the time comes

In the private dining room with the view of the alley is where DAJAX eats on the cheap imitating the Great Peter Luger Style .. Peter Lugers The Best Dammed Steak house in the USA . Black Amex cards are NO Good There ! Nor IS Cash !

https://peterluger.com/menu/ Price ?? If you have to ask you cant afford It! LOL

https://peterluger.com/panorama/dry-aged-tour.html aged prime beef drying damm

Peter Lugers is Awesome ! Just over the Williamsburg Bridge at 178 Broadway in Brookline NY watch for the signs

Ya got to do it once in your life ! Bring your ATM card and about 250 for lunch for two to do it in style Prime Ribs, Prime Steaks the best of the best

Jesus Christ all the money around here why can't there be places like this in NOVA ?

Come in casual no jacket and tie and in true NY style they will give you the Bums Rush..Out Bum ! Pull up to the door in your limo they have a canopy to keep the rain off ya , wow the gal Big Time !

Don't worry DAJAX will fill your metal prison like tray well in the soup kitchens if Joes elected Prez
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Grab fistful of napkins when you go to Chipotle or any other place that leaves them out.
Put plastic grocery bag in bathroom.
Wipe butt with napkins, put in grocery bag.
When bag is full, take outside, put in trash.

Problem solved.
You're welcome.

(don't throw napkins in the toilet. You'll clog it up. You're welcome, again.)

Grab a handful Dajax and wipe away.

Better than nothing, but mother fucker, check that bitch for positive covid infection.

Food blah blah blah wah wah wah.

When you get the covid you are gonna shit yourself to death...food thru a tube in your vein if you rate.

Hells yeah this moron's got many words

I am rapt

When they run out of the nice soft toilet paper, you can do it like the Russians, run over to Walmart and get some multi-fold brown paper towels 4000 per carton. As long as you get there first before someone else thinks of it, you can buy them by the pallet! Or you can get them on-line if the delivery system still runs.

Fed going to stut die. All supermarkets soon. Especially all those asian supermarkets like hmart and lotte

I don't use toilet paper why should I spend money that can go for ammo

I just shit then jump right into the shower and wash my butt , why do you think they put the shower so close to the toilet

Damn, son. I never considered that. I bet you smell like roses and lavender!

Damn. I thought it was the end of the world but our local grocery store just had a couple of tractor trailers back into the dock and start unloading new supplies. How does this happen? I thought the virus meant once the shelves were empty that was it.

Grocery and other stores seriously limiting the number of customers in the store ,once the limit of customers is reached , 10 leave 10 go in , you'll just have to wait in lines 6 feet apart from one another in the line outside, no coughing unless you want to be mugged by the crowd

Actually Im Ok with that until I have to take a good shit waiting in line

Hey I just invented the new rule

I Call it DAJAXS Law and I wont be buying toilet paper but I do smell like roses and lavender My Bath and Mrs Bath separate !

You know how the media and government follows FXU !! LOL But they never give me any credit

The "Hoard Wagon" cuz of all the hoarded items I have had to haul home to hoard

DAJAX A full load and more I see lots of Hoard Wagons in the parking lots now, every one is into hoarding Where will the first shootout over a roll of asswipe occur ? Probably in DC Baltimore or PG all Democrats there

Whats Coming Soon Wrote:
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> Grocery and other stores seriously limiting the
> number of customers in the store ,once the limit
> of customers is reached , 10 leave 10 go in ,


That's a good policy to have in place year to prevent the growing issue of "nigger swarms" when 50 of them come in and just steal everything they can carry and run out. When we call the cops, they just shake their heads and say "niggers".

I Renamed The Battered Pickup Wrote:
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> The "Whored Wagon" cuz of all the whored items I
> have had to haul home to whore.
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> DAJAX A full load in my mouth and more I see lots of Whored
> Wagons in the parking lots now, every one is into
> whoring Where will the first shootout over a
> roll of asswipe occur ? Probably in DC Baltimore
> or PG all Democrats there


Only idiots believe dems have guns.

Repubs are far more likely to own, collect and use guns.


If you care to whore around, that's your business, but please keep it to yourself.

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