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face mask people
Posted by: proper etiqeutte ()
Date: February 26, 2020 08:29PM

Is it proper to blow in the face mask of a walmart shopper? Or, should I just laugh?

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Re: face mask people
Posted by: Real answerer ()
Date: February 26, 2020 08:37PM

No, but it’s okay to blow Walmart shoppers.

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Re: face mask people
Posted by: VGH Supervisor of Operations ()
Date: February 26, 2020 10:16PM

You must first be licensed by the Vienna Office of Fellatio and receive occupational training from VGH Inc. prior to commencing any activity with aforementioned shoppers.

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Re: face mask people
Posted by: Vinnie Vienna ()
Date: February 26, 2020 10:22PM

VGH Supervisor of Operations Wrote:
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> You must first be licensed by the Vienna Office of
> Fellatio and receive occupational training from
> VGH Inc. prior to commencing any activity with
> aforementioned shoppers.


You are an imposter. Anyone from Vienna knows there is no Walmart in Vienna.

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Re: face mask people
Posted by: FYI BITCH...USPS says so!! ()
Date: February 26, 2020 10:44PM

Walmart Supercenter
1500 B Cornerside Blvd,
Vienna, VA 22182

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Re: face mask people
Posted by: haha yeah ()
Date: February 26, 2020 10:47PM

Riiiiight.

Vienna, home of the Mattress Mile could NEVER be worthy enough for a Wal-mart.

Got it.

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Re: face mask people
Posted by: Mike Mattress ()
Date: February 26, 2020 10:51PM

FYI BITCH...USPS says so!! Wrote:
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> Walmart Supercenter
> 1500 B Cornerside Blvd,
> Vienna, VA 22182


Hey dipshit, 22182 area code is a USPO Vienna address, but it is not in the town limits of Vienna.

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Re: face mask people
Posted by: Mo's Ache ()
Date: February 26, 2020 11:12PM

Eat my dick you Town of Mosaic cocksucker.

Ask the fucking store where they are and they'll tell you they're in Vienna.

Live in denial you wacky wannabe, but the slum of Vienna is home to 100 mattress shops, 100 nail salons, Madison High (not in city limits), Vienna Metro Station (not in city limits), Night Dreams Exotic Erotica (not in city limits) and a mother fucking Wally World!!

Come to the beautiful Town of Mosaic and see what life has to offer!

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Re: face mask people
Posted by: Nick Nutley ()
Date: February 26, 2020 11:20PM

Mo's Ache Wrote:
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> Eat my dick you Town of Mosaic cocksucker.
>
> Ask the fucking store where they are and they'll
> tell you they're in Vienna.
>
> Live in denial you wacky wannabe, but the slum of
> Vienna is home to 100 mattress shops, 100 nail
> salons, Madison High (not in city limits), Vienna
> Metro Station (not in city limits), Night Dreams
> Exotic Erotica (not in city limits) and a mother
> fucking Wally World!!
>
> Come to the beautiful Town of Mosaic and see what
> life has to offer!

Don’t speak unless you know what you’re talking about, faggot.
First, Vienna is a town, not a city.
Second, Madison High is in the town limits. Just ask any students who have been busted on school property if they were arrested by Vienna cops or Fairfax County cops . Learn the town borders, retard.

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Re: face mask people
Posted by: Can't find my weed ()
Date: February 27, 2020 05:16AM

Uh, man, it's gone. Can you help a brother out...everybody says you're holding...so...?

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Re: face mask people
Posted by: 60’s stoner dude ()
Date: February 27, 2020 06:11AM

Can't find my weed Wrote:
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> Uh, man, it's gone. Can you help a brother
> out...everybody says you're holding...so...?


Sorry dude,? I am gettin low myself. What a drag.

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