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Halloween but no candy
Posted by: C Span ()
Date: August 22, 2019 10:50PM

My son is 3 yrs old and turns rotten anytime candy is involved. Any ideas where I can take him on Halloween but where there is also no candy?

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Re: Halloween but no candy
Posted by: Mark j ()
Date: August 22, 2019 11:06PM

We did not take our children out trick or treating until they were about 4.
They dont get it and until they understand, why bother. They were happy helping answering the door..

Good luck

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Re: Halloween but no candy
Posted by: Giverer of troll answers ()
Date: August 23, 2019 12:13AM

C Span Wrote:
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> My son is 3 yrs old and turns rotten anytime candy
> is involved. Any ideas where I can take him on
> Halloween but where there is also no candy?


Become a Jehovah's Witness. They don't do halloween, or birthdays either. Problem solved.

You're welcome.

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Re: Halloween but no candy
Posted by: Halloween Haunt ()
Date: August 25, 2019 07:32AM

Start with sugar free candy but wrap it in regular candy wrappers. Kid would never know the difference

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Re: Halloween but no candy
Posted by: EHE7J ()
Date: August 25, 2019 08:09AM

We don't need to fund dental problems of illegals' children.

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Re: Halloween but no candy
Posted by: XYW39 ()
Date: August 25, 2019 08:12AM

Giverer of troll answers Wrote:
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> Become a Jehovah's Witness. They don't do
> halloween, or birthdays either. Problem solved.

Jehovah's Witness does not do Christmas either. One year had a couple of them showed up at our door that day. Weird.

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Re: Halloween but no candy
Posted by: No Candy ? ()
Date: August 25, 2019 02:51PM

Is there a new guy on the street named Caleb

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Re: Halloween but no candy
Posted by: Child Beater ()
Date: August 25, 2019 03:48PM

C Span Wrote:
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> My son is 3 yrs old and turns rotten anytime candy
> is involved. Any ideas where I can take him on
> Halloween but where there is also no candy?


Bring him to my house and I'll beat the rotten out of him like you should be doing.

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Re: Halloween but no candy
Posted by: Antiasshat ()
Date: August 26, 2019 10:46PM

OP, your kid sounds like a real brat. Doesn’t deserve any treats. And you’re a bad parent for not recognizing it.

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Re: Halloween but no candy
Posted by: Really Scary ()
Date: August 27, 2019 07:27AM

For a really scary night of trick or treating look up the sex offenders in the hood.

That ought scare the rotten out of any 4 year old.

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