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10 tips for new female Asian drivers in the area
Posted by:
NoVA PSA
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Date: March 18, 2019 05:30PM
1. Turn signals are not optional. The directions indicated are not randomly selected.
2. When making turns it is not necessary to do so at a perfect 90 degree angle coming to a near full stop before completing the turn. Turn in an arc maintaining speed as appropriate through the turn.
3. It is not necessary to maintain speeds 5 mph below the posted speed limits at all times.
4. When merging onto a highway, speed up to match the flow of traffic well in advance.
5. When planning to exit a highway it is not necessary to lock your Camry into the right lane and slow down to exit speeds 5 miles prior to the exit.
6. Where there is traffic attempting to merge into the lane you're locked into per #5, it is not necessary to stay in the right lane and maintain robot-like speed control which makes it near impossible for other drivers to merge. Move left in anticipation and/or adjust your speed faster or slower to better help maintain traffic flow.
7. When attempting to cross a light-controlled intersection from a service road, the proper time to try is not just as the light for waiting crossing traffic turns green.
8. Maintain your lane when turning in a multi-lane intersection. Do not stop and freeze in the intersection when someone blows their horn at you when you don't and/or you otherwise become confused.
9. The concept of right of way is easy. Learn it.
10. Do not even attempt to parallel park. Just find a man to do it for you.
2. When making turns it is not necessary to do so at a perfect 90 degree angle coming to a near full stop before completing the turn. Turn in an arc maintaining speed as appropriate through the turn.
3. It is not necessary to maintain speeds 5 mph below the posted speed limits at all times.
4. When merging onto a highway, speed up to match the flow of traffic well in advance.
5. When planning to exit a highway it is not necessary to lock your Camry into the right lane and slow down to exit speeds 5 miles prior to the exit.
6. Where there is traffic attempting to merge into the lane you're locked into per #5, it is not necessary to stay in the right lane and maintain robot-like speed control which makes it near impossible for other drivers to merge. Move left in anticipation and/or adjust your speed faster or slower to better help maintain traffic flow.
7. When attempting to cross a light-controlled intersection from a service road, the proper time to try is not just as the light for waiting crossing traffic turns green.
8. Maintain your lane when turning in a multi-lane intersection. Do not stop and freeze in the intersection when someone blows their horn at you when you don't and/or you otherwise become confused.
9. The concept of right of way is easy. Learn it.
10. Do not even attempt to parallel park. Just find a man to do it for you.
Re: 10 tips for new female Asian drivers in the area
Posted by:
My 10 tips
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Date: March 18, 2019 05:33PM
1. Don't
2. Drive
3. Leave
4. It
5. To
6. Your
7. Boyfriend
8. Or
9. Call
10.Uber
2. Drive
3. Leave
4. It
5. To
6. Your
7. Boyfriend
8. Or
9. Call
10.Uber
Re: 10 tips for new female Asian drivers in the area
Posted by:
Puppy Chow
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Date: March 18, 2019 05:51PM
Me no likee any these suggestion. Me drive Corolla to market, sale beagle chow, Mr Round eye in BMW, stay out of way. I hit you, so Sowwy
Re: 10 tips for new female Asian drivers in the area
Posted by:
Run over Bob Malm
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Date: March 18, 2019 06:03PM
I payee one hundred dolla!
Re: 10 tips for new female Asian drivers in the area
Posted by:
Lucky man
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Date: March 18, 2019 06:17PM
Tell these yeller bitches the quickest way to get to Cherry Wellness, its always important be at work in a timely manner. Im not waiting all day for Sun Lee to tug me off or give me a suckee sickee!!
Re: 10 tips for new female Asian drivers in the area
Posted by:
Cranky
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Date: March 18, 2019 09:32PM
The yellow spoed signs are NOT a speed limit, they are suggested safe speeds and are ridiculously low.
Re: 10 tips for new female Asian drivers in the area
Posted by:
wife of Sum Ting Wong
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Date: March 18, 2019 09:42PM
reft rane best rane go 20 mph under speed rimit.
Re: 10 tips for new female Asian drivers in the area
Posted by:
Tu Slow Wong Way
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Date: March 18, 2019 10:27PM
wife of Sum Ting Wong Wrote:
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> reft rane best rane go 20 mph under speed rimit. Make round eye mad.
Also make nigger mad. He pass, point gun at me.
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> reft rane best rane go 20 mph under speed rimit. Make round eye mad.
Also make nigger mad. He pass, point gun at me.
Re: 10 tips for new female Asian drivers in the area
Posted by:
bumtu
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Date: March 19, 2019 02:37PM
headlights are required after dusk and until sunrise (ie, you see the sun actually), and for rain
don't bother
these asians never took the exam the DMV sold them fake driver's licenses. there's way too many asians who have no clue at all what the rules are for there to be anything else possible
asians have no idea what the rules are BECAUSE THEY NEVER TOOK ANY TESTS, it's all corruption
Re: 10 tips for new female Asian drivers in the area
Posted by:
Cousin Sum Yung Dik
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Date: March 19, 2019 04:53PM
Me tell Father Malm. Nigger get arrested terrorist. Go jail long time. No welcome Grace Churchee. Oh, tho thad!
Tu Slow Wong Way Wrote:
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> wife of Sum Ting Wong Wrote:
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> -----
> > reft rane best rane go 20 mph under speed rimit.
> Make round eye mad.
> Also make nigger mad. He pass, point gun at me.
Tu Slow Wong Way Wrote:
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> wife of Sum Ting Wong Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > reft rane best rane go 20 mph under speed rimit.
> Make round eye mad.
> Also make nigger mad. He pass, point gun at me.
Re: 10 tips for new female Asian drivers in the area
Posted by:
Pork Su Wee
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Date: March 19, 2019 05:08PM
All nigger should go jail long time. Not good citizen. Try to rob dry clean shop many times.
Re: 10 tips for new female Asian drivers in the area
Posted by:
Black Caulk
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Date: March 19, 2019 05:53PM
“No boom boom soul brother. Too beaucoup”
Shut your slope whore mouth. They’re called nignogs.
Shut your slope whore mouth. They’re called nignogs.
Re: 10 tips for new female Asian drivers in the area
Posted by:
Ring Ding Dong
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Date: March 20, 2019 12:29AM
Rhy you possee aree soopahd shit rikee this? Rhy you say our romwn no dlivee so goodee? Oliginar Possah soopahd asshore fukkee sukkee!
Re: 10 tips for new female Asian drivers in the area
Posted by:
Sum Wang Chung
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Date: March 20, 2019 07:49AM
You no likee?
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Re: 10 tips for new female Asian drivers in the area
Posted by:
Advice for Korean drivers
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Date: March 20, 2019 07:56AM
My advice for Korean women driving Lexus and have permanent eyeliner and eyebrow:
OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES WHEN OPERATING A CAR!
OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES WHEN OPERATING A CAR!
Re: 10 tips for new female Asian drivers in the area
Posted by:
Thom Davis
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Date: March 20, 2019 07:59AM
Puppy Chow Wrote:
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> Me no likee any these suggestion. Me drive Corolla
> to market, sale beagle chow, Mr Round eye in BMW,
> stay out of way. I hit you, so Sowwy
I have never seen a Korean driving a corolla unless they were attending nova and are daily drug users.
Koreans in ffx county have $$$$ that’s why they are even ALLOWED to drive to begin with!
Learn u slope lover
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> Me no likee any these suggestion. Me drive Corolla
> to market, sale beagle chow, Mr Round eye in BMW,
> stay out of way. I hit you, so Sowwy
I have never seen a Korean driving a corolla unless they were attending nova and are daily drug users.
Koreans in ffx county have $$$$ that’s why they are even ALLOWED to drive to begin with!
Learn u slope lover
Re: 10 tips for new female Asian drivers in the area
Posted by:
Puppy Chow
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Date: March 20, 2019 08:20AM
Thom Davis Wrote:
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> Puppy Chow Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Me no likee any these suggestion. Me drive
> Corolla
> > to market, sale beagle chow, Mr Round eye in
> BMW,
> > stay out of way. I hit you, so Sowwy
>
>
> I have never seen a Korean driving a corolla
> unless they were attending nova and are daily drug
> users.
>
> Koreans in ffx county have $$$$ that’s why they
> are even ALLOWED to drive to begin with!
>
> Learn u slope lover
Me drive Corolla, husband to cheap buy me Lexus
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> Puppy Chow Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Me no likee any these suggestion. Me drive
> Corolla
> > to market, sale beagle chow, Mr Round eye in
> BMW,
> > stay out of way. I hit you, so Sowwy
>
>
> I have never seen a Korean driving a corolla
> unless they were attending nova and are daily drug
> users.
>
> Koreans in ffx county have $$$$ that’s why they
> are even ALLOWED to drive to begin with!
>
> Learn u slope lover
Me drive Corolla, husband to cheap buy me Lexus
Re: 10 tips for new female Asian drivers in the area
Posted by:
Mr Lee, Master Alterations
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Date: March 20, 2019 08:27AM
My wife work too slow and smell like day old oyster juice!
She say “everyday work 20hr me no happy”
So I buy her corolla that Central Amelican drive(1997).
You want cuff or jus tapered on the suit pants?
She say “everyday work 20hr me no happy”
So I buy her corolla that Central Amelican drive(1997).
You want cuff or jus tapered on the suit pants?
Re: 10 tips for new female Asian drivers in the area
Posted by:
Yum Sum Won
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Date: March 20, 2019 09:23AM
You goee to Grace Church, Russell Road. Sneak in late, go coffee hour, good food. Bring Tupperware. Noee have buy dinner. Old round eye try get you in altar guild...just laughee say “no speak English.”
Re: 10 tips for new female Asian drivers in the area
Posted by:
Utecay
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Date: March 20, 2019 10:13AM
Bonjour tout le monde sur le forum! Je ne comprends pas pourquoi il y a tant de négativité sur les femmes au volant? Beaucoup conduisent beaucoup mieux que les hommes, qui sont trop confiants en eux-mêmes et tombent souvent dans des ennuis à cause de cela! Il suffit de conduire des voitures bonnes et sûres, c'est tout. Et vous pouvez gagner de l'argent surmachines-à-sous-casino.com/lucky31.htm
Re: 10 tips for new female Asian drivers in the area
Posted by:
No Engrish preese
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Date: March 20, 2019 11:52AM
I speakin no Engrish, preese. Yu dont rike my drivin? You wan som sukee sukee insread?
Re: 10 tips for new female Asian drivers in the area
Posted by:
Miss Saigon
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Date: March 20, 2019 09:51PM
Me so horny. Love you long time.
Re: 10 tips for new female Asian drivers in the area
Posted by:
Acadien qui fait rage
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Date: March 22, 2019 01:28PM
Utecay Wrote:
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> Bonjour tout le monde sur le forum! Je ne
> comprends pas pourquoi il y a tant de négativité
> sur les femmes au volant? Beaucoup conduisent
> beaucoup mieux que les hommes, qui sont trop
> confiants en eux-mêmes et tombent souvent dans
> des ennuis à cause de cela! Il suffit de conduire
> des voitures bonnes et sûres, c'est tout. Et vous
> pouvez gagner de l'argent
> sur[url=https://xn--machines--sous-casino-vzb.com/
> lucky31.htm]machines-à-sous-casino.com/lucky31.ht
> m[/url]
HEIN? Couillion tabernak! Qui l'esti est-tu pour ecrire cet char de marde crissé? Décrisee-toé d'icitte asteure!
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> Bonjour tout le monde sur le forum! Je ne
> comprends pas pourquoi il y a tant de négativité
> sur les femmes au volant? Beaucoup conduisent
> beaucoup mieux que les hommes, qui sont trop
> confiants en eux-mêmes et tombent souvent dans
> des ennuis à cause de cela! Il suffit de conduire
> des voitures bonnes et sûres, c'est tout. Et vous
> pouvez gagner de l'argent
> sur[url=https://xn--machines--sous-casino-vzb.com/
> lucky31.htm]machines-à-sous-casino.com/lucky31.ht
> m[/url]
HEIN? Couillion tabernak! Qui l'esti est-tu pour ecrire cet char de marde crissé? Décrisee-toé d'icitte asteure!
Re: 10 tips for new female Asian drivers in the area
Posted by:
Anglo God
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Date: March 22, 2019 03:36PM
Would you frickin frogs get out of this site with all that French shit.
Re: 10 tips for new female Asian drivers in the area
Posted by:
I am not amused
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Date: March 22, 2019 06:10PM
Anglo God Wrote:
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> Would you frickin frogs get out of this site with
> all that French shit.
What else would you expect from a nation whose greatest contribution to civilization can be viewed on the Food Channel? The only war they ever won was the French Revolution and that is because they were fighting themselves.
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> Would you frickin frogs get out of this site with
> all that French shit.
What else would you expect from a nation whose greatest contribution to civilization can be viewed on the Food Channel? The only war they ever won was the French Revolution and that is because they were fighting themselves.