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Northam not a racist - favors killing babies of any color
Posted by: NoMo ()
Date: February 05, 2019 10:46AM

RICHMOND, VA—Embattled Virginia Governor Ralph Northam is fighting calls for his resignation over his past wearing of blackface. He assures the public that he is not a racist and that his policy of infanticide is to be applied equally to babies of all colors.

"When I look at babies, I don't see skin color," Northam told the press. "I just see obstacles to women's rights, to be executed after a consultation with a doctor."

Northam said he is just the target of a vicious "noticing campaign”, where people notice things he did and then mention the things that were noticed. "I was just a happy-go-lucky infanticide governor, and you could hardly drag the press to pay attention to me," Northam stated. "Now all of sudden I'm getting scrutinized like a common Republican."

Northam wasn't sure who was out to get him, but his best guess was "babies”. "I hate babies," Northam said before quickly adding, "but all of them equally, regardless of race."

Conservatives quickly condemned Northam's comments, leading to a headline in The New York Times reading "Conservatives Eagerly Pounce On Northam's Support For Equal Infanticide."

https://babylonbee.com/news/governor-northam-assures-virginians-he-supports-killing-babies-of-all-colors

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Re: Northam not a racist - favors killing babies of any color
Posted by: You are stupid ()
Date: February 05, 2019 10:48AM

You are stupid.
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Re: Northam not a racist - favors killing babies of any color
Posted by: NoMo ()
Date: February 05, 2019 11:27AM

^^^^^^^

And the sign of brilliance is a cartoon of gay men grabbing each other - sure!

You make retards look smart.

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Re: Northam not a racist - favors killing babies of any color
Posted by: Lol... ()
Date: February 05, 2019 12:00PM

The message never got to NoMo...

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Re: Northam not a racist - favors killing babies of any color
Posted by: c6p3d ()
Date: February 05, 2019 01:32PM

When ralph made a second press release i knew he was stumping the chumps and delaying and would win out. so obvious.


Hey WTOP maryland and delegate dems:

Yup. He's still your boss. Be careful how loud you knock on the door!


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