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Feeling Like a Woman Today
Posted by:
Sargeant Meade
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Date: October 29, 2018 02:07PM
Having made it through bootcamp in 16' and quickly ascending the ranks in the Army I began to question my sexuality. The army will not allow me to chop my weapon and create a nest for other members. What should I do?
Re: Feeling Like a Woman Today
Posted by:
Fucking asshole
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Date: October 29, 2018 02:51PM
Grow up?
Re: Feeling Like a Woman Today
Posted by:
Answerer of OP questions
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Date: October 29, 2018 03:23PM
SO put a pair of panties and a bra on under your uni & be happy.
Re: Feeling Like a Woman Today
Posted by:
Sgt Poofter
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Date: October 29, 2018 03:26PM
On your next leave, go fuck Gerry
Re: Feeling Like a Woman Today
Posted by:
j4ffp
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Date: October 29, 2018 09:46PM
feeling like a woman won't get you a sex partner
looking like an attractive one: might
looking like an attractive one: might
Re: Feeling Like a Woman Today
Posted by:
Sklerfurrer
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Date: October 29, 2018 11:03PM
Then go 2 that place in Tyson's in the back that sells dildos, buy 1 & stick it up ur ass.
Re: Feeling Like a Woman Today
Posted by:
Mike huntt
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Date: October 30, 2018 05:53AM
I feel women all the time
Re: Feeling Like a Woman Today
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I'm Al Franken
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Date: October 30, 2018 09:35AM
Please stop talking about pussy
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Re: Feeling Like a Woman Today
Posted by:
No contest
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Date: October 30, 2018 09:56AM
Al Franken > Donald Trump.
Re: Feeling Like a Woman Today
Posted by:
BS Detective
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Date: October 30, 2018 03:17PM
I always thought Al was gay. Who knew he was just a pervert? But hopefully we never hear from him again
Re: Feeling Like a Woman Today
Posted by:
berniebaby
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Date: October 31, 2018 11:20PM
How. i mean like whatever dude.
Re: Feeling Like a Woman Today
Posted by:
Facts are facts...
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Date: November 01, 2018 09:02AM
Franken was in fact a very effective Senator. That's why Trump sent his mindless goon-squad minions out after him. He should run against Trump in 2020. It would be fun to watch the Donald crumble. I doubt that Trump actually realizes how sick of him America is getting.
Re: Feeling Like a Woman Today
Posted by:
Hillary - lol
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Date: November 01, 2018 09:06AM
But he stole my election
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Re: Feeling Like a Woman Today
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Worst Prez Ever...
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Date: November 01, 2018 09:13AM
It was America that lost the election of 2016. It's been nothing but decline ever since. The nation has simply lost its way. The shining city on the hill, we are definitely not any longer.
Re: Feeling Like a Woman Today
Posted by:
BS Detective
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Date: November 01, 2018 11:17AM
Facts are facts... Wrote:
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> Franken was in fact a very effective Senator.
> That's why Trump sent his mindless goon-squad
> minions out after him. He should run against
> Trump in 2020. It would be fun to watch the
> Donald crumble. I doubt that Trump actually
> realizes how sick of him America is getting.
LOL this is the funniest thing I have heard this week! Franken as president! That’s a good one! What could be more preposterous?
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> Franken was in fact a very effective Senator.
> That's why Trump sent his mindless goon-squad
> minions out after him. He should run against
> Trump in 2020. It would be fun to watch the
> Donald crumble. I doubt that Trump actually
> realizes how sick of him America is getting.
LOL this is the funniest thing I have heard this week! Franken as president! That’s a good one! What could be more preposterous?
Re: Feeling Like a Woman Today
Posted by:
Facts are facts...
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Date: November 01, 2018 12:13PM
That you had one fucking clue would be more preposterous. None of you babbling bozos has an actual clue about anything. Walking goober gasbags is all you really are.
Re: Feeling Like a Woman Today
Posted by:
Franken-Fzrankenstien
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Date: November 01, 2018 03:07PM
That is all you lefties have to offer...A dried up SNL lackluster supposed comedian.
Do you remember him performing skits making fun of a GAY Male back in the 90's?
It is an LBGTQ Binary world now. We're in charge dimwits.
franken will not be able to get elected to represent a block party.
Do you remember him performing skits making fun of a GAY Male back in the 90's?
It is an LBGTQ Binary world now. We're in charge dimwits.
franken will not be able to get elected to represent a block party.
Re: Feeling Like a Woman Today
Posted by:
jerryjonesjacobs
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Date: November 01, 2018 10:25PM
^^^^^^^^^ Yes, this is correct. I was still in the closet back then when Franken would do his skits. It was quite offensive and many of my friends feel the same. We discussed him at length when he was in the midst of his troubles. That is karma. He never helped the LBGT community, he mocked us.
Re: Feeling Like a Woman Today
Posted by:
& the camera don't lie
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Date: November 01, 2018 11:00PM
Facts are facts... Wrote:
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> Franken was in fact a very effective Senator.
> That's why Trump sent his mindless goon-squad
> minions out after him. He should run against
> Trump in 2020. It would be fun to watch the
> Donald crumble. I doubt that Trump actually
> realizes how sick of him America is getting.
& there was hypocrite Franken, giving that woman a Texas Tittie Twister. It doesn't matter who busted his ass, busted he was & exposed for the liberal hypocrite he is. OH., sorry, I was redundant. I said liberal "hypocrite".
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> Franken was in fact a very effective Senator.
> That's why Trump sent his mindless goon-squad
> minions out after him. He should run against
> Trump in 2020. It would be fun to watch the
> Donald crumble. I doubt that Trump actually
> realizes how sick of him America is getting.
& there was hypocrite Franken, giving that woman a Texas Tittie Twister. It doesn't matter who busted his ass, busted he was & exposed for the liberal hypocrite he is. OH., sorry, I was redundant. I said liberal "hypocrite".
Re: Feeling Like a Woman Today
Posted by:
BS Detective
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Date: November 01, 2018 11:46PM
Facts are facts... Wrote:
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> That you had one fucking clue would be more
> preposterous. None of you babbling bozos has an
> actual clue about anything. Walking goober gasbags
> is all you really are.
You sound like a very tolerant, friendly and intelligent progressive. Typical libtard. Resorts to name calling and really has nothing to say. Just put on your pink pussy hat and go hang out with other losers like you, and stop bothering the rest of us
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> That you had one fucking clue would be more
> preposterous. None of you babbling bozos has an
> actual clue about anything. Walking goober gasbags
> is all you really are.
You sound like a very tolerant, friendly and intelligent progressive. Typical libtard. Resorts to name calling and really has nothing to say. Just put on your pink pussy hat and go hang out with other losers like you, and stop bothering the rest of us
Re: Feeling Like a Woman Today
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HEY LOSER LIBCUCKTARD!
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Date: November 02, 2018 12:02AM
Facts are facts... Wrote:
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> That you had one fucking clue would be more
> preposterous. None of you babbling bozos has an
> actual clue about anything. Walking goober gasbags
> is all you really are.
you mad, brah? Is your little butt buddy out cruising on you again? Awww, too bad, huh? It pisses you off, doesn't it? It makes you an even nastier little pickle smoker than you usually are. It never occurred to you maybe he's cruising on you because you're such a useless loser & he thinks it's funny. Must suck to be you, huh? A nasty little pickle smoking libSTAIN whose butt buddy cruises on him b/c he's such a loser piece of garbage. Yup, sucks to be you, glad I'm not you.
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> That you had one fucking clue would be more
> preposterous. None of you babbling bozos has an
> actual clue about anything. Walking goober gasbags
> is all you really are.
you mad, brah? Is your little butt buddy out cruising on you again? Awww, too bad, huh? It pisses you off, doesn't it? It makes you an even nastier little pickle smoker than you usually are. It never occurred to you maybe he's cruising on you because you're such a useless loser & he thinks it's funny. Must suck to be you, huh? A nasty little pickle smoking libSTAIN whose butt buddy cruises on him b/c he's such a loser piece of garbage. Yup, sucks to be you, glad I'm not you.
Re: Feeling Like a Woman Today
Posted by:
gomerpyle
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Date: November 02, 2018 10:05AM
say what what
Re: Feeling Like a Woman Today
Posted by:
Pointer outer of things
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Date: November 02, 2018 11:13AM
gomerpyle Wrote:
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> say what what
Jim Nabors was a member of the Butt Commandos.
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> say what what
Jim Nabors was a member of the Butt Commandos.
Re: Feeling Like a Woman Today
Posted by:
Facts are facts...
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Date: November 02, 2018 11:31AM
HEY LOSER LIBCUCKTARD! Wrote:
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> you mad, brah?
No, just pointing out what a bunch of utterly worthless goober gasbags you feckless dumbfucks are. As is so consistently reflected in the stinking sludge of your asshat posts, you don't understand anything about anything. Just stupid shit nonsense through and through.
> Is your little butt buddy out cruising on you again?
Very happily (and quite prosperously) married for almost 50 years now. Thanks for reminding me. As if the luxurious surroundings here had not done that already today, as they do every day.
> Must suck to be you, huh?
Quite the contrary, dimbulb. I enjoy the best of everything. I live the life of my dreams. Eat your heart out, my little squid-shit. You'll never get anywhere near here.
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> you mad, brah?
No, just pointing out what a bunch of utterly worthless goober gasbags you feckless dumbfucks are. As is so consistently reflected in the stinking sludge of your asshat posts, you don't understand anything about anything. Just stupid shit nonsense through and through.
> Is your little butt buddy out cruising on you again?
Very happily (and quite prosperously) married for almost 50 years now. Thanks for reminding me. As if the luxurious surroundings here had not done that already today, as they do every day.
> Must suck to be you, huh?
Quite the contrary, dimbulb. I enjoy the best of everything. I live the life of my dreams. Eat your heart out, my little squid-shit. You'll never get anywhere near here.
Re: Feeling Like a Woman Today
Posted by:
jmk7t
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Date: November 02, 2018 11:50AM
Isn't that cute? The libtard thinks he's clever.
Re: Feeling Like a Woman Today
Posted by:
Facts are facts...
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Date: November 02, 2018 11:55AM
Just providing a cold slap in the face to those who otherwise have no connection at all to reality. Eat my dust, loser.
Re: Feeling Like a Woman Today
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Pointer outer of things
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Date: November 02, 2018 12:05PM
Facts are facts... Wrote:
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> Just providing a cold slap in the face to those
> who otherwise have no connection at all to
> reality. Eat my dust, loser.
^^^has a high opinion of himself. He's 1 of about 10 o FFXU who does. those of us with brains know better.
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> Just providing a cold slap in the face to those
> who otherwise have no connection at all to
> reality. Eat my dust, loser.
^^^has a high opinion of himself. He's 1 of about 10 o FFXU who does. those of us with brains know better.
Re: Feeling Like a Woman Today
Posted by:
Fixer of It for You
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Date: November 02, 2018 12:11PM
Facts are facts... Wrote:
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> HEY LOSER LIBCUCKTARD! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > you mad, brah?
>
>No, just pointing out what a bunch ofYup & I'm one of the utterly
> worthless goober gasbagsyou& feckless dumbfucks on FFXU
>are. As is so consistently reflected in the
> stinking sludge of myour asshat posts, youI don't
> understand anything about anything. Just stupid
> shit nonsense through and through.
>
> > Is your little butt buddy out cruising on you
> again?
>
> Very happily (and quite prosperously) married to another guy for
> almost 50yeardays now. Thanks for reminding me. As
> if the luxurious surroundings here had not done
> that already today, as they do every day.
>
> > Must suck to be you, huh?
>
>Quite the contrary, Yes it does, and I'm a dimbulb. I enjoy the best of
> everythingMaking an ass out of myself. I live the life only inf my dreams. In reality, I don't have a life. I Eat shit sandwiches every day, some days it's even
>your heart out, my little squid-shit. YouI'll
> never get anywhere near here.
FIFY
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> HEY LOSER LIBCUCKTARD! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > you mad, brah?
>
>
> worthless goober gasbags
>
> stinking sludge of my
> understand anything about anything. Just stupid
> shit nonsense through and through.
>
> > Is your little butt buddy out cruising on you
> again?
>
> Very happily (and quite prosperously) married to another guy for
> almost 50
> if the luxurious surroundings here had not done
> that already today, as they do every day.
>
> > Must suck to be you, huh?
>
>
> everything
>
> never get anywhere near here.
FIFY
Re: Feeling Like a Woman Today
Posted by:
Pay No Attention
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Date: November 10, 2018 12:35PM
Pointer outer of things Wrote:
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> Facts are facts... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Just providing a cold slap in the face to those
> > who otherwise have no connection at all to
> > reality. Eat my dust, loser.
>
>
> ^^^has a high opinion of himself. He's 1 of about
> 10 o FFXU who does. those of us with brains know
> better.
To Facts Are Facts. No one else does. He is just a limp dicked loser living in his parents basement and fantasizing about being better than everyone else and having friends. If anything he should be pitied
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> Facts are facts... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Just providing a cold slap in the face to those
> > who otherwise have no connection at all to
> > reality. Eat my dust, loser.
>
>
> ^^^has a high opinion of himself. He's 1 of about
> 10 o FFXU who does. those of us with brains know
> better.
To Facts Are Facts. No one else does. He is just a limp dicked loser living in his parents basement and fantasizing about being better than everyone else and having friends. If anything he should be pitied
Re: Feeling Like a Woman Today
Posted by:
Al bundy
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Date: November 10, 2018 07:15PM
Stick you fist up your ass and jack off with your other hand you faggot