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Best old porn shops around the county
Posted by: Mom threw away my best porno mag ()
Date: October 01, 2018 06:36AM

After they banned porno mags at 7-11 and drug stores and before the rise of the internet, where were all the great porn shops around here? The one on Columbia Pike in Annandale is long gone. Nice selection but everyone driving by could see your car parked out front.

Before Tipper Gore and her crowd they used to sell good mags right at Drug Fair, I don't think I ever sold one but we had Oui, High Society, and others right under the counter. Imagine these days the outcry if 16 year old girls had to work at a store with dirty magazines sitting right under the register.

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Re: Best old porn shops around the county
Posted by: Friend of Leon ()
Date: October 01, 2018 06:47AM

I used to buy a hot dog or big gulp (when the soda dispenser used to be behind the counter) and my buddy would reach over and grab a Penthouse Forum because they were small enough to shove in his pocket. Good thing he's not a Supreme Court nominee.

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Re: Best old porn shops around the county
Posted by: Harry Baughs ()
Date: October 01, 2018 06:50AM

My 17 year old niece worked at Drug Fair back in the late 70's and would bring us older Hustler Mags when they were over a month old.

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Re: Best old porn shops around the county
Posted by: I'm with her ()
Date: October 01, 2018 07:21AM

Harry Baughs Wrote:
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> My 17 year old niece worked at Drug Fair back in
> the late 70's and would bring us older Hustler
> Mags when they were over a month old.

We used to have 30 unsold mags a month added to the pikes in back, There were multiple stacks three feet high.

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Re: Best old porn shops around the county
Posted by: StickyPages ()
Date: October 01, 2018 08:04AM

I had a friend in college who worked in a paper mill one summer where they bought scrap paper by the boxcar load. A lot of times they'd get girly magazines
that were publisher rejects that couldn't be sold because of ink smears on the cover etc. Management let the employees keep all they could carry out the door when they clocked out. He'd sell them to his friends for $1.00 each and always sold out. Said he really liked working there because management knew how to handle morale.

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Re: Best old porn shops around the county
Posted by: The Dixie Pigger ()
Date: October 01, 2018 10:06AM

The dirty book store was at Yorktown Center at Gallows and 50, Order a sub from Mr T at the deli next store and then catch a few quick smoking hot FEMALE skin pics while you waited.

There were MALE only pics too, those skinny hipster guys with half ass beard attempts wearing the clenched fist t-shirts reading them stayed all day groaning making weird faces.

We stayed the hell away from them

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Re: Best old porn shops around the county
Posted by: Dear Penthouse ()
Date: October 01, 2018 10:14AM

I picked up two hot lesbian chicks at the video porn store in Fairfax city. You use to flip through these flyers that had the descriptions of the porn tapes and then pickup the tape off the shelves. They were looking at the flyers beside me so I started joking with them. We rented some hot lesbian porns and watched them together as we all got into it. Talk about a crazy threesome!

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Re: Best old porn shops around the county
Posted by: LIBstream Media Alert Service ()
Date: October 01, 2018 10:38AM

Friend of Leon Wrote:
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> I used to buy a hot dog or big gulp (when the soda
> dispenser used to be behind the counter) and my
> buddy would reach over and grab a Penthouse Forum
> because they were small enough to shove in his
> pocket. Good thing he's not a Supreme Court
> nominee.


The FBI investigation has revealed that Kavanaugh looked a PLAYBOY. There has been no evidence revealed that he ever looked at PENTHOUSE. So far, according to a senior agent associated with the investigation, who spoke on the condition that he not be indentified, the investigation has revealed that Kavanaugh looked a t a copy of PLAYBOY when he was in 6th grade.


When asked for comment, a senior staff member at Sen. Diane Feinstein's (D-CAL) Office reported that this would certainly disqualify any nominee from a Republican president. It wouldn't, of course, disqualify a nominee from a Democratic president, since, after all, the nominee was in 6th grade at the time.

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