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Schools Closed Thursday and Friday This Week
Posted by: NR Insider ()
Date: September 09, 2018 07:28AM

With Hurricane Florence making its move toward us and Virginia already under a state of emergency, it is safe to start making childcare plans for the end of the week. Even if the Carolinas take the brunt of the hit, the rain coming after this batch and the wettest Summer since tracking began in 1895 will lead to the worst flooding this area has EVER seen.

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Re: Schools Closed Thursday and Friday This Week
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: September 09, 2018 07:32AM

Buy groceries now before minorities steal it all.

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Re: Schools Closed Thursday and Friday This Week
Posted by: hoard this ()
Date: September 09, 2018 07:45AM

Just got back from Walmart. Got 20 gallons of bottled water, a camp stove and fuel, 20 rolls of toilet paper, batteries and 200 bucks worth of non perishable food. Bring it!!

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Re: Schools Closed Thursday and Friday This Week
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: September 09, 2018 08:02AM

hoard this Wrote:
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> Just got back from Walmart. Got 20 gallons of
> bottled water, a camp stove and fuel, 20 rolls of
> toilet paper, batteries and 200 bucks worth of non
> perishable food. Bring it!!


Your starfish is covered for sure.

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Re: Schools Closed Thursday and Friday This Week
Posted by: nigga please ()
Date: September 09, 2018 09:04AM

hoard this Wrote:
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> Just got back from Walmart. Got 20 gallons of
> bottled water, a camp stove and fuel, 20 rolls of
> toilet paper, batteries and 200 bucks worth of non
> perishable food. Bring it!!


20 rolls?

I got 20 pallets. You dirty assed bitches will be buying the stuff from me for $3 a sheet this weekend.

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Re: Schools Closed Thursday and Friday This Week
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: September 09, 2018 09:06AM

nigga please Wrote:
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> hoard this Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Just got back from Walmart. Got 20 gallons of
> > bottled water, a camp stove and fuel, 20 rolls
> of
> > toilet paper, batteries and 200 bucks worth of
> non
> > perishable food. Bring it!!
>
>
> 20 rolls?
>
> I got 20 pallets. You dirty assed bitches will be
> buying the stuff from me for $3 a sheet this
> weekend.


Is this the guy who tithes toilet paper to his church groan throne?

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Re: Schools Closed Thursday and Friday This Week
Posted by: Dead Onion ()
Date: September 09, 2018 10:19AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> nigga please Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > hoard this Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Just got back from Walmart. Got 20 gallons of
> > > bottled water, a camp stove and fuel, 20
> rolls
> > of
> > > toilet paper, batteries and 200 bucks worth
> of
> > non
> > > perishable food. Bring it!!
> >
> >
> > 20 rolls?
> >
> > I got 20 pallets. You dirty assed bitches will
> be
> > buying the stuff from me for $3 a sheet this
> > weekend.
>
>
> Is this the guy who tithes toilet paper to his
> church groan throne?

jesus you are a boring poster. toilet humor and not even good toilet humor.

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Re: Schools Closed Thursday and Friday This Week
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: September 09, 2018 10:21AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> nigga please Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > hoard this Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Just got back from Walmart. Got 20 gallons of
> > > bottled water, a camp stove and fuel, 20
> rolls
> > of
> > > toilet paper, batteries and 200 bucks worth
> of
> > non
> > > perishable food. Bring it!!
> >
> >
> > 20 rolls?
> >
> > I got 20 pallets. You dirty assed bitches will
> be
> > buying the stuff from me for $3 a sheet this
> > weekend.
>
>
> Is this the guy who tithes toilet paper to his
> church groan throne?


Hi Mr Brown!

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Re: Schools Closed Thursday and Friday This Week
Posted by: WeatherWatcher94 ()
Date: September 09, 2018 10:21AM

But will the Arthur Treacher's stay open? I think yes. They have a good backup generator to power the Fanta machine and the fryer works on gas.

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Re: Schools Closed Thursday and Friday This Week
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: September 09, 2018 11:41AM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > nigga please Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > hoard this Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Just got back from Walmart. Got 20 gallons
> of
> > > > bottled water, a camp stove and fuel, 20
> > rolls
> > > of
> > > > toilet paper, batteries and 200 bucks worth
> > of
> > > non
> > > > perishable food. Bring it!!
> > >
> > >
> > > 20 rolls?
> > >
> > > I got 20 pallets. You dirty assed bitches
> will
> > be
> > > buying the stuff from me for $3 a sheet this
> > > weekend.
> >
> >
> > Is this the guy who tithes toilet paper to his
> > church groan throne?
>
>
> Hi Mr Brown!


Hi Spring how's dad and the fat mans bowels? And are you still researching and studying bowels?

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Re: Schools Closed Thursday and Friday This Week
Posted by: Answer de Excellete ()
Date: September 09, 2018 12:25PM

Not to forget about our alcoholic friends - Visit your local Virginia ABC store, and stock up on you favorite libations.

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