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What are some reasons to not eat at Chipotle?
Posted by: Gnars Attacks ()
Date: August 29, 2018 11:24PM

Well here's my reason. First time eating at Chipotle in a couple of months and about 20 mins after eating my burrito half of it came out. What's your reason?

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Re: What are some reasons to not eat at Chipotle?
Posted by: kelper ()
Date: August 29, 2018 11:27PM

yea ^ thanks for all of the mental imagery on your comment dimwit.

Chipotle is peasant food.

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Re: What are some reasons to not eat at Chipotle?
Posted by: local ()
Date: August 30, 2018 02:25AM

Burritos are one of the easiest, cheapest, & quickest things to make at home. And you can make them higher quality with more of the stuff that counts like meat & cheese. I mean if you can make it better & cheaper, wtf do you need a restaurant for? Burritos, burgers, and subs, are all bachelor food.

Just saying, when I go out to eat I want something better than I have the ability to make myself otherwise your just being lazy, overspending, and eating like shit. Because of this burgers & sub shops are also out, because I can make them better, higher quality, and cheaper at home. And they are also one of easiest & quickest things to make at home. Shit they are bachelor food.

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Re: What are some reasons to not eat at Chipotle?
Posted by: Noodles & company ()
Date: August 30, 2018 02:34AM

Op is a retard.
Who even DARES to eat at chipotle nowadays?

Same losers that need to pay $$$$ bc they are too lazy to boil pasta!
Sad!

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Re: What are some reasons to not eat at Chipotle?
Posted by: The truth is real ()
Date: August 30, 2018 05:05AM

The workers at Chipotle do not wash their hands after having a bowel movement at work. At least, that is the explanation I have read about what causes the disease outbreaks.

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Re: What are some reasons to not eat at Chipotle?
Posted by: Mike huntt ()
Date: August 30, 2018 05:58AM

Bloody diarrhea

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Re: What are some reasons to not eat at Chipotle?
Posted by: Jesus loves the little children ()
Date: August 30, 2018 07:52AM

^^^ Not doing well with back-to-school days.

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Re: What are some reasons to not eat at Chipotle?
Posted by: Mama Mc Spic ()
Date: August 30, 2018 09:02AM

Mike huntt Wrote:
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> Bloody diarrhea


Chipotle dindu nuffin

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Re: What are some reasons to not eat at Chipotle?
Posted by: Reason #1... ()
Date: August 30, 2018 09:04AM

Your allowance isn't big enough to afford it.

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Re: What are some reasons to not eat at Chipotle?
Posted by: dresdon ()
Date: August 30, 2018 01:01PM

All I need to do is observe food preparation.....It is peasant food.

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Re: What are some reasons to not eat at Chipotle?
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: August 30, 2018 01:16PM

Why would you contaminate your bowels with third world crap?

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Re: What are some reasons to not eat at Chipotle?
Posted by: Answerer of OP questions ()
Date: August 30, 2018 01:21PM

The farts you get from Taco Bell are louder and smell worse.

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Re: What are some reasons to not eat at Chipotle?
Posted by: JohnP ()
Date: August 30, 2018 01:26PM

After reading this I just tore up the flyer I received in the mail.

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Re: What are some reasons to not eat at Chipotle?
Posted by: babbybhat ()
Date: August 30, 2018 04:00PM

peasant food.

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Re: What are some reasons to not eat at Chipotle?
Posted by: the truth is real and it hurts ()
Date: August 30, 2018 10:51PM

Chipotle used to be good until I found out that workers will go to work, have a bowel movement in the workers' bathroom (using the free toilet paper and water) and then run back to the food prep area to prepare your food.

Sure, they put gloves on but they use their unwashed hands that were just handling their fecal material to put the gloves on.

Lots of doo doo ends up in your buritto, avocado, sour cream. It probably won't hurt you so don't worry about it.

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Re: What are some reasons to not eat at Chipotle?
Posted by: Uber driver ()
Date: August 31, 2018 01:00AM

the truth is real and it hurts Wrote:
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>
> Lots of doo doo ends up in your buritto, avocado,
> sour cream. It probably won't hurt you so don't
> worry about it.

& then half the burrito ends up on the floor of my car when the pax eats it in my car. YOu assholes who call Uber need to stop eating in my car. You wouldn't do that to a cab driver and I only get paid half what he gets. You dumb shits pay Uber almost as much as you pay a cab, but I only get half what a cab driver gets.

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Re: What are some reasons to not eat at Chipotle?
Posted by: Mike huntt ()
Date: September 02, 2018 09:43AM

Stop complaining. Don’t drive for Uber. Find something else to do...idiot

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Re: What are some reasons to not eat at Chipotle?
Posted by: Hillsboroharry ()
Date: September 02, 2018 09:58AM

Because every meal eaten at Chipotle is one less meal eaten at Arthur Treachers

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Re: What are some reasons to not eat at Chipotle?
Posted by: Much ado about nothing ()
Date: September 02, 2018 10:42AM

Reason #1... Wrote:
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> Your allowance isn't big enough to afford it.

Yup, and Reason #2 would be that you feel more like eating someplace else. Maybe Panera or Subway or the Chinese place.

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Re: What are some reasons to not eat at Chipotle?
Posted by: Uber driver ()
Date: September 02, 2018 02:31PM

Mike huntt Wrote:
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> Stop complaining. Don’t drive for Uber. Find
> something else to do...idiot


hey inconsiderate ill mannered asswipe! how about you act like you might be civilized instead of an entitled shit for brains?

Fucking moron.

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Re: What are some reasons to not eat at Chipotle?
Posted by: Pointer outer of things ()
Date: September 02, 2018 02:33PM

Hillsboroharry Wrote:
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> Because every meal eaten at Chipotle is one less
> meal eaten at Arthur Treachers


Chipotle is local. You have to drive to the Jersey Turnpike to find Arthur Treacher's. besides that, you have to pay toll to get to Arthure Treacher's. You don't necessarily have to pay toll to get to Chipotle.

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Re: What are some reasons to not eat at Chipotle?
Posted by: Scholar ()
Date: September 02, 2018 02:34PM

............better Chipotle than Icky-D's.....................

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Re: What are some reasons to not eat at Chipotle?
Posted by: Chipotle Lover ()
Date: September 02, 2018 02:34PM

YOU shouldn't eat there so there's fewer people clotting up the line in front of me. Chipotle is da bomb diggity.

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Re: What are some reasons to not eat at Chipotle?
Posted by: Hillsboroharry ()
Date: September 09, 2018 01:37AM

Pointer outer of things Wrote:
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> Hillsboroharry Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Because every meal eaten at Chipotle is one
> less
> > meal eaten at Arthur Treachers
>
>
> Chipotle is local. You have to drive to the
> Jersey Turnpike to find Arthur Treacher's.
> besides that, you have to pay toll to get to
> Arthure Treacher's. You don't necessarily have to
> pay toll to get to Chipotle.

Which proves the old adage you get what you pay for

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Re: What are some reasons to not eat at Chipotle?
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: September 09, 2018 07:31AM

Chipotle Lover Wrote:
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> YOU shouldn't eat there so there's fewer people
> clotting up the line in front of me. Chipotle is
> da bomb diggity.


Chipotle is their serving lines, don't they remind you of the horrible one eyed lunch lady from back years ago?

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Re: What are some reasons to not eat at Chipotle?
Posted by: Burritoguy39 ()
Date: September 09, 2018 10:24AM

my main reason for not eating there is their lack of fresh, hot fish and chips. Like you can get over at Arthur Treacher's. No hush puppies either.

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Re: What are some reasons to not eat at Chipotle?
Posted by: Lazy Won ()
Date: September 09, 2018 10:37AM

1) Overrated

2) Too much work. Just make me a danged burrito and stop asking me to tell you how to do it.

3) Food poisoning scares.

4) Taco Bell is easier and better.

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Re: What are some reasons to not eat at Chipotle?
Posted by: Taco eater 77 ()
Date: September 09, 2018 10:40AM

Does anyone know how Chipotle got its name? Why is it called that? Why not - Burrito Barn or something? Very odd.

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