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Vaseline
Posted by: Janet Oriole ()
Date: May 23, 2018 08:10PM

Still seeing countless donks and donkettes cruising around with gnarly bumper stickers proclaiming allegiance to "Clinton/Kaine" and "Obama 2012".

There's an easy fix.

Smear the bumper sticker with Vaseline. Wait about three days, maybe a few more day if the sticker's resisting. Peel the bumper sticker off.

If it's not ready to peel off, repeat the process. Works like a charm.

Let's clean up NoVa.

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Re: Vaseline
Posted by: Lube in a tube ()
Date: May 23, 2018 08:14PM

Oh they use vaseline.....

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Re: Vaseline
Posted by: Hippie.TimeMachine ()
Date: May 23, 2018 08:16PM

Yeah...I'm not taking my Bobby Kennedy bumper sticker off my VW Type-2. He was the O.G. pussy-grabber. He makes Trump look like a virgin and he was killed 50 years ago...

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Re: Vaseline
Posted by: Hmmm... ()
Date: May 23, 2018 08:38PM

Perhapa some simply wish to leave no doubt of the fact that they DID NOT vote for the America-hating orange-crested asshole.

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Re: Vaseline
Posted by: Weimarica ()
Date: May 23, 2018 08:44PM

Please don't remove your old Obama bumper stickers - how else will I know which cars I should key?

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Re: Vaseline
Posted by: democratlosers22 ()
Date: May 23, 2018 09:01PM

it lets me know who to tailgate and cut off, I appreciate those stickers! Fucking democrats.

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Re: Vaseline
Posted by: Megazord ()
Date: May 23, 2018 09:04PM

Yeah, you guys are like Power Rangers...

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