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What's your career and salary?
Posted by: American Dream ()
Date: January 16, 2018 05:54AM

Computer programmer $193k anually not including bonuses. Last year earned about $23k in bonuses. Although i'm financially stable I live in a very modest house and drive a 2001 Toyota Camry.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: gubbamint worker ()
Date: January 16, 2018 06:56AM

Gubbamint worker, Analyst, $145K/year.

I actually play online games at work for probably 4 to 5 hours a day. Not all at one time but added up over an 8 hour day.

I can retire in 3 years but the hell with that. I have it too easy here to give up this free money.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: Thanks Sharon ()
Date: January 16, 2018 07:27AM

I have been unemployed since 2009. But I live in a nice 2 bedroom condo close to Dunn Loring Metro paid for by Fairfax County. I also receive a free cell phone, free cable and internet, and about $400 in food stamps (SNAP) benefits a month.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: Parts per million ()
Date: January 16, 2018 07:42AM

Thanks Sharon Wrote:
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> I have been unemployed since 2009. But I live in
> a nice 2 bedroom condo close to Dunn Loring Metro
> paid for by Fairfax County. I also receive a free
> cell phone, free cable and internet, and about
> $400 in food stamps (SNAP) benefits a month.


Are you single or with kids?

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: Gettin'.Tapped ()
Date: January 16, 2018 07:57AM

Whore...$378,000

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: HS dropouts ar work ()
Date: January 16, 2018 09:00AM

None of you makes a dime based on your creative writing skills. What a bunch of laughably useless turds!

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: Walmart ()
Date: January 16, 2018 09:35AM

I work at Walmart. I just got a raise. $11 a hour. But I can smoke weed on the job.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: Arthur Bach ()
Date: January 16, 2018 09:50AM

I drive fast cars and play tennis, BUT, I have weekends off and I'm my own boss.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: clown prince of the rich&famous ()
Date: January 16, 2018 10:51AM

I work in an office. I mostly just take time off but tell everybody i used to be some kind of high-powered, no-holds-barred dealmaker. I was mainly hired to act like a horse’s ass and piss people off, not to actually do much. I don’t really even understand or care what my job duties actually are. But the food is free and i can spend all morning on the internet.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: Patiently Waiting ()
Date: January 16, 2018 10:55AM

Temporarily embarrassed millionaire..just waiting for the shame to wash away.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: What's an Authoritarian? ()
Date: January 16, 2018 10:56AM

No problem. Stupid people will become your followers. These will all be born-followers, of course. None of it will be because you are any sort of leader.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: Brown 1 ()
Date: January 16, 2018 11:24AM

UPS driver for 19 years. Made $86000 last year. That's with some overtime.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: Mailman X ()
Date: January 16, 2018 12:09PM

Made 81000 as a mailman. Decent pay but not easy work.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: Inspect this ()
Date: January 16, 2018 12:29PM

County mechanical inspector, $83,500 a year. Dirt cheap health insurance, take home vehicle and 38 days a year off with pay. Great benifits but low pay.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: NiggerWhipper 5000 mechanic ()
Date: January 16, 2018 01:13PM

Mechanic. About $125K. It's specialty work.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: Waiter 69 ()
Date: January 16, 2018 01:22PM

I wait table's at a high end restaurant in Bethesda and brought in $92,000 last year.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: steinberg ()
Date: January 16, 2018 01:43PM

Rabbi. I only take tips.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: Go figure go ()
Date: January 16, 2018 02:56PM

I'm a high school teacher. I make 62,000, live in a little townhouse, and will soon be the father of two. I make an outlandish FCPS salary.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: Menschy.McMensch ()
Date: January 16, 2018 03:43PM

steinberg Wrote:
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> Rabbi. I only take tips.

You also take men's pleasure, too...without their consent. Why do you force your covenant with God upon your baby boys by circumcising them without their permission? Your faith and that same covenant would be even stronger if your members willingly submitted to it.

In my family, people come by their faith of their own free will...or not at all. Children are taken to church, synagogue, or temple as a practical matter because their Moms and Dad choose to worship. But, once a child is old enough to begin expressing their own desires, if a child says they do not want to go to services...then Mom and Dad alternate staying home if a suitable babysitter cannot be located.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: Barcroft shocker ()
Date: January 16, 2018 03:45PM

Waiter 69 Wrote:
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> I wait table's at a high end restaurant in
> Bethesda and brought in $92,000 last year.

table’s?

No wonder you’re a waiter.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: Weongoo ()
Date: January 16, 2018 03:48PM

Most male babies are circumcised in this country when they are one day old. It is for hygene purposes, you dick-cheese wielding idiot.



.McMensch Wrote:
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> steinberg Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Rabbi. I only take tips.
>
> You also take men's pleasure, too...without their
> consent. Why do you force your covenant with God
> upon your baby boys by circumcising them without
> their permission? Your faith and that same
> covenant would be even stronger if your members
> willingly submitted to it.
>
> In my family, people come by their faith of their
> own free will...or not at all. Children are taken
> to church, synagogue, or temple as a practical
> matter because their Moms and Dad choose to
> worship. But, once a child is old enough to begin
> expressing their own desires, if a child says they
> do not want to go to services...then Mom and Dad
> alternate staying home if a suitable babysitter
> cannot be located.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: ew ()
Date: January 16, 2018 05:01PM

In regards to circumcision from a female point of view... I have never met a woman in my life that enjoyed being with a man that was uncircumcised. It is dirty and actually makes me sick to even think about. I also know a lot of men that were circumcised as adults and they wish their parents would've had it done when they were born. The recovery process as an adult is hell.

Also, recent research has found that men that are circumcised are less likely to get prostate cancer.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: Juan Stud ()
Date: January 16, 2018 05:27PM

Male Gigolo, $250k per year.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: hmm ()
Date: January 16, 2018 05:40PM

ew Wrote:
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> In regards to circumcision from a female point of
> view... I have never met a woman in my life that
> enjoyed being with a man that was uncircumcised.
> It is dirty and actually makes me sick to even
> think about. I also know a lot of men that were
> circumcised as adults and they wish their parents
> would've had it done when they were born. The
> recovery process as an adult is hell.
>
> Also, recent research has found that men that are
> circumcised are less likely to get prostate
> cancer.

You seem to know a lot about cocks. Sounds like a subject you prefer to touch up on every so often.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: Hahahahahahahhaa ()
Date: January 16, 2018 05:47PM

just sayin'

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: Butthole Joe ()
Date: January 16, 2018 06:13PM

I wipe assholes for people who can't reach. Business is good. Fixed fee for $27.99 a pop within 10 miles of my home. Additional feels apply for distance, time of day, or if you don't drink enough water and I have to scrub. You supply all paper, wipes, and salve.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: Butthole Joe ()
Date: January 16, 2018 06:13PM

I wipe assholes for people who can't reach. Business is good. Fixed fee for $27.99 a pop within 10 miles of my home. Additional feels apply for distance, time of day, or if you don't drink enough water and I have to scrub. You supply all paper, wipes, and salve.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: Irock ()
Date: January 16, 2018 06:23PM

Only 63K as I teach but I barely work.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: biteme ()
Date: January 16, 2018 06:41PM

I make about $160k in gov't IT job with great bennies; wife makes about $100k. Live very modestly.

Good question though. I often wonder how we compare to other families.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: KFCmanager ()
Date: January 16, 2018 06:56PM

28k, 50% off food

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: What the? ()
Date: January 16, 2018 08:22PM

Gay pornography. $450 a scene to pitch. $650 a scene to catch. Made $650,0450 last year.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: Hustler bitches ()
Date: January 16, 2018 08:39PM

I sell fertilizer for growing cannabis by the 55 gal drum.
I sell to DC grow ops.
I average between $5-$7k a week.
The fertilizer costs me about $4 to produce.
I also made $61k in 2016, driving UBER from 0300-0930 daily.
My house has a $113k balance and it’s in McLean, back entrance to the high school on Davidson.
I’m set to inherit 7 properties after my father passed away.
I drink marijuana laced coffee in the morning to help w my anxiety.
I was so broke at one time in my life that I don’t spend $$ on bullshit.
I have a 8 year old car, a decent pickup and 3 Mercedes that are paid for.
My anxiety saves me money because I don’t go on vacations or any big events.
Hope this helps

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: Blaximus ()
Date: January 16, 2018 08:52PM

My friend does gov IT, its not even real "IT" per se. Im shocked at his 124k salary for only having to work 4 days a week, 7 to 3. Im also in utter disbelief in regards to the overtime pay for city and state employees. We are being RAPED.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: Blaximus ()
Date: January 16, 2018 08:59PM

But its okay. Superstars in private sector end up catching up and exceeding them badly.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: 5-0 ()
Date: January 16, 2018 09:06PM

Retired. Moving to Florida. Please keep working so you can contribute to my pension and Social Security. Especially Gerry. Naah..Naah.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: Blaximus ()
Date: January 16, 2018 09:18PM

cops and military deserve high pay and benefits

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: Ughhhhhh ()
Date: January 16, 2018 10:25PM

49k, teacher. Escaping asap. Broke

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: rank and bank ()
Date: January 16, 2018 10:55PM

Self employed - $350k, obviously zero bennies

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: Cousin ()
Date: January 17, 2018 12:52PM

I'm broke...don't do shit.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: Bartender 3 ()
Date: January 17, 2018 12:58PM

Bartender for an upscale nightclub in Dupont Circle. Brought home $69,000.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: DCFEEDER ()
Date: January 17, 2018 02:45PM

VP of Finance GOV Contractor
$200 base + bonus (bonus of $165k in 2017, $88,500 in 2016)

Wife
Fed IT sales $150k base + bonus (usually $100k)

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: Retired SOF ()
Date: January 17, 2018 02:55PM

Got out early and alive. Made a small killing, though.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: ME...Too ()
Date: January 17, 2018 03:39PM

PhD Biochemist - $225K; with a solid ownership share.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: Chef FfxU ()
Date: January 17, 2018 03:50PM

Chef (not a pro still learning, but better than a line cook), $22/hour + avg. $40 a shift tips since sometimes I help serve too if it's super short staffed. Rent a walkout basement in a friend's house who is military.

Working avg. 35 hours a week and trying to finish my degree @ NOVA then on to MASON (maybe UVA/Tech/ODU/JMU still deciding?) better late than never. Wanting to buy a house somewhere in NOVA but waiting for the market to crash.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: IHateLawyersALot ()
Date: January 17, 2018 04:34PM

Paralegal. 55K a year, almost no benefits, sometimes 16hr days, horrible condescending boss. Trying to escape.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: The Weasel ()
Date: January 17, 2018 05:22PM

I make over six figures plus some really good perks. Bascally I take money from those who work and give it to those who don't.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: Go figure 69 ()
Date: January 17, 2018 05:25PM

Bartender 3 Wrote:
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> Bartender for an upscale nightclub in Dupont
> Circle. Brought home $69,000.

How ironic that you made ($69,000) in Dupont Circle. Gay bar?

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: Work the system ()
Date: January 17, 2018 05:28PM

Small home based biz.
150k expense / write off cars, mortgage , clothes , food, etc.

Show no profit. Pay no income taxes.
Not as easy to do as it seems. Had to take December off to stay under the limit.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: Work the system ()
Date: January 17, 2018 05:29PM

Wife is IT.
$140

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: All u IT peoples ()
Date: January 17, 2018 06:49PM

IT Days are numbered with outsourcing to India.
Real estate market will be decimated when this happens this year.
Remember what UBER did to taxi cabs?

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: Srsly? ()
Date: January 17, 2018 07:13PM

What the? Wrote:
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> Gay pornography. $450 a scene to pitch. $650 a
> scene to catch. Made $650,0450 last year.

You did 3-5 scenes a day, 365 days a year? Not even a 16-year-old, son. Which you will be one day, if you live a few more years.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: Truth or lies?? ()
Date: January 18, 2018 07:28AM

All u IT peoples Wrote:
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> IT Days are numbered with outsourcing to India.
> Real estate market will be decimated when this
> happens this year.
> Remember what UBER did to taxi cabs?

Most “IT people” I come across are not worth what they’re getting paid.
Sadly, this is true for most residents here.
Women in IT are pawned to get specialized women/minority contracts.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: Valley of the Dumb ()
Date: January 18, 2018 08:24AM

All u IT peoples Wrote:
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> Remember what UBER did to taxi cabs?

Remember what bitcoin did to the US dollar?

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: RN ()
Date: January 19, 2018 08:12AM

Registered Nurse $35 hour (or $70,000 year), expensive HMO health insurance premiums deducted from paycheck, no retirement employer funding for 3 years and then not much, no paid education days, no sick leave, no snow days, no worker nurse days, 5 paid holidays a year, no snow or bad weather days, work Christmas/all holidays/night shifts/ Saturdays & sundays year round, etc. Most importantly, we work 50 weeks a year and are extremely stressed with patient load, poor working environment.... you teachers have no clue just how easy you have it collecting salaries like this, only working 35-39 weeks a year, government pension, teacher "workdays", etc. You wanna complain ---- walk in the shoes of a nurse for a week and see what hard work REALLY is. GET OFF PUBLIC PAYROLL or be grateful for the gravy train you're on.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: The Messenger ()
Date: January 19, 2018 09:15AM

Youth Pastor.

$85K

Tue.-Fri. - Read, plan games, outings, pizza parties, laser tag, Escape rooms Busch Gardens bowling, Go-Karts...etc.

Saturdays, Organize and participate in all the fun activities
.
Sundays, 3 services, speak for 30 minutes about how Christians have the most fun because God loves them and forgives them when they screw up.

Attend 3 summer camps one week each. poolside, bungee jumping, boating, fishing.

Monday's off from all the fun.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: Jaded millenial ()
Date: January 19, 2018 09:28AM

Freelance Photographer: 18,000

Its fucking pennies, but way less stress than selling weed which raked in 50,000 a year.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: ragman ()
Date: January 19, 2018 10:12AM

IT with a Government Contractor $153K, not worried about outsourcing since the job requires a clearance. Wife makes $186K+$40K bonus as a manager at IT firm. My job is pretty solid, hers isn't as much so, occasional layoffs.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: Blade Runner ()
Date: January 19, 2018 11:29AM

Food assistant in the grocery section at Target. $12/hr. $25k a year + medical and dental insurance.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: Blade Runner ()
Date: January 19, 2018 11:32AM

Jaded millenial Wrote:
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> Freelance Photographer: 18,000
>
> Its fucking pennies, but way less stress than
> selling weed which raked in 50,000 a year.


You can make more than that by starting your own website and doing photo shoots and videos of fitness chicks. You can charge $15-20 a month in membership.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: What the? ()
Date: January 19, 2018 07:42PM

Srsly? Wrote:
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> What the? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Gay pornography. $450 a scene to pitch. $650 a
> > scene to catch. Made $650,0450 last year.
>
> You did 3-5 scenes a day, 365 days a year? Not
> even a 16-year-old, son. Which you will be one
> day, if you live a few more years.

I only pitched in one scene. Was catching in the rest....

I tried to keep the math simple.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: Ante Up ()
Date: January 19, 2018 07:57PM

Government economist. $124k. Clearly I am doing something wrong.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: Gerrymanderpppp ()
Date: January 19, 2018 10:42PM

Pizza delivery :$65-80 weekdays, little higher fri/sat
Top poster on FFXU: zero fucks

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: w6vwe ()
Date: January 20, 2018 07:57AM

Blaximus Wrote:
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> My friend does gov IT, its not even real "IT" per
> se. Im shocked at his 124k salary for only having
> to work 4 days a week, 7 to 3. Im also in utter
> disbelief in regards to the overtime pay for city
> and state employees. We are being RAPED.


hey fuck nut....what exactly shocks you about an employee being paid overtime?

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: Local H ()
Date: January 20, 2018 08:02AM

Local heroin dealer.
$20k a week.

Thanks Obama!

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: Snuppy ()
Date: January 20, 2018 11:55AM

Program analyst with fcps bringing in 40k. I probably do about 30 minutes of real work on a given day. Most of my day is filled surfing Wikipedia looking at ancient history articles or applying to other jobs. I apply to maybe 3 jobs a day. Why’s it so hard to get a job?

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: HR officer ()
Date: January 20, 2018 01:16PM

Snuppy Wrote:
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> Why’s it so hard to get a job?

I'd bet that being such a worthless dipshit is holding you back. That's likely to be a long-term problem for you. Dipshits rarely have a nice day.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: Kevin Michael Collins ()
Date: January 20, 2018 02:43PM

I provide a truly necessary service. I give reach around hand jobs to people that sodomize me with bike locks. For free. I feel I am providing a public service.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: tgb ()
Date: January 20, 2018 03:22PM

RN Wrote:
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> Registered Nurse $35 hour (or $70,000 year),
> expensive HMO health insurance premiums deducted
> from paycheck, no retirement employer funding for
> 3 years and then not much, no paid education days,
> no sick leave, no snow days, no worker nurse
> days, 5 paid holidays a year, no snow or bad
> weather days, work Christmas/all holidays/night
> shifts/ Saturdays & sundays year round, etc. Most
> importantly, we work 50 weeks a year and are
> extremely stressed with patient load, poor working
> environment.... you teachers have no clue just how
> easy you have it collecting salaries like this,
> only working 35-39 weeks a year, government
> pension, teacher "workdays", etc. You wanna
> complain ---- walk in the shoes of a nurse for a
> week and see what hard work REALLY is. GET OFF
> PUBLIC PAYROLL or be grateful for the gravy train
> you're on.

Good Lord, complain much?

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: 7gy9t ()
Date: January 20, 2018 05:10PM


didn't believe any of you trolls especially the "high paid IT" idiot


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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: Blade Runner ()
Date: January 20, 2018 10:31PM

7gy9t Wrote:
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>


> didn't believe any of you trolls especially the
> "high paid IT" idiot
>




FFXU and City-data.com are full of trolls who claim to make 6 figures.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: Triggered Snowflake.. ()
Date: January 20, 2018 10:40PM

30,000 yearly

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: ME. ()
Date: January 20, 2018 10:50PM

TSA AGENT $39,033

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: IT IT IT ()
Date: January 21, 2018 12:16PM

$325,000 govt IT ANALyst, I watch the porno for 5 of the 8 hours im at work. 10 minutes of real work 4 days a week.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: Blaximus ()
Date: January 21, 2018 01:03PM

Overtime pay, the abuse... google, take a look.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: YesWeKnowYou - Again ()
Date: January 21, 2018 01:22PM

gubbamint worker Wrote:
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> Gubbamint worker, Analyst, $145K/year.
>
> I actually play online games at work for probably
> 4 to 5 hours a day. Not all at one time but added
> up over an 8 hour day.
>
> I can retire in 3 years but the hell with that. I
> have it too easy here to give up this free money.

Yes, yes, yes... we've seen your tiresome, jealous posts - you're the "guy" who complains about his government worker neighbor.

Are you not late for your trainee-job at Walmart?

Lesson: stay in school, kids.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: DanielLee5 ()
Date: April 05, 2018 08:16AM

193k is a really decent compensation, what language do you work with? I just checked the report on developers' salaries in different countries (here https://diceus.com/programmers-salary-country-expertise-php/ ) and still US professionals are the best paid comparing to other countries. I understand Indians and Nigerians who are into IT very much as their average salaries are frightening, I even don't know how people manage to survive with this money.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: In the real world... ()
Date: April 05, 2018 08:50AM

If even 10% of these reports had been accurate, the tone at FFXU would be a lot higher. The majority here make peanuts and have to grovel for every one of them.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: Strath Road Stalker ()
Date: April 05, 2018 09:48AM

I spend my entire day stalking and harassing innocent people on this forum. It doesn't pay anything. But man, does it cost me a fortune.

I can't disclose my glory hole income, since I have a $1.4 million judgement against me, and I don't want that income to be levied.

This is normal behavior, isn't it? I mean, everyone else does the same thing, right?

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: Luther Waffles ()
Date: April 05, 2018 11:17AM

Right now I'm a bus waxer but in the past I've been a crab stacker and briefly, the Mayor of Gilroy.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: A salted nut ()
Date: April 05, 2018 01:58PM

I'm a private investigator. I charge $995 per day + expenses. No benefits, lots of 12 and 16 hour days mixed in with decent amount days off.
Someimes highly dangerous though I do have many opportunities to score with some amazingly hot chicks. Make around 200 to 250k per year.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: Dr. Science ()
Date: April 05, 2018 02:34PM

Scientist – Own a piece of the company. $225,000 + bonus.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: Teacher ()
Date: April 05, 2018 08:13PM

Teacher 49k. Headed out after 4 years of beong poor

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: Pro ass-kicker ()
Date: April 06, 2018 09:05AM

I make more than I could ever spend doing what I always loved doing.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: UAgain ()
Date: April 06, 2018 09:52AM

gubbamint worker Wrote:
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> Gubbamint worker, Analyst, $145K/year.
>
> I actually play online games at work for probably
> 4 to 5 hours a day. Not all at one time but added
> up over an 8 hour day.
>
> I can retire in 3 years but the hell with that. I
> have it too easy here to give up this free money.

You again? Still jealous of your neighbor? Still regretting your career and education choices? How I pity your ex-wife.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: StayAtMum ()
Date: April 06, 2018 10:02AM

Gettin'.Tapped Wrote:
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> Whore...$378,000

stay at home mother with kids over 5 years old?

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: civic ()
Date: April 06, 2018 01:57PM

Friend's daughter completed the Associate's nursing degree program at Montgomery College, got board-certified as a registered nurse, makes $33/hourly and works just three 12-hour shifts with full-time benefits and is working toward a Bachelors at UMD.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: mym9y ()
Date: April 07, 2018 08:02AM

mym9y

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: Banker Bob ()
Date: April 07, 2018 10:13AM

Unless you make twice the median, you’ll need to scrimp and save.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: Riverview Court Sterling ()
Date: April 07, 2018 11:17AM

I spend most of my days and nights stalking and harassing innocent people on this forum and in real life. I live in the basement of my mother's house, along with my roommate who is a convicted felon child molester. I have very few expenses and I get disability for being autistic and an injury as I sustained in a car crash. On top of that I successfully sued an unemployed community college student in Richmond and won a $1.4 million jackpot. Sometimes I go on stalking trips to trespass on his property or else I send my girlfriend and roommate instead.

I like to draw pictures containing death threats and I have signed up to display my shitty artwork on June 7 at the Comic Con at GMU.

http://vacomicon.com/events/summer2018/
http://vacomicon.com/exhibitors/frank-krow-comics/

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: UBER driver ()
Date: April 07, 2018 01:29PM

UBER driver.
$3/hr since EXPRESSPOOL was started.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: Picture painter ()
Date: April 08, 2018 10:20AM

Average wages and salaries in January of this year were $24.49 per hour. Average benefits (including legally required benefits) were worth $11.68 per hour. I would suspect that most here fall short of those marks.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: PoorAttY ()
Date: April 08, 2018 07:24PM

Attorney. 375,000.

My wife is a business exec - 1.75M, plus bonus and executive retirement and profit share. She jokes that I make the "wine money".

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: circle ()
Date: April 10, 2018 09:01PM

You think recovery for an adult is hard? I was circumcised right after I was born and I could't walk for a year!

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: DaleKohl ()
Date: June 14, 2018 01:13AM

HS dropouts ar work Wrote:
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> None of you makes a dime based on your creative
> writing skills.


One can earn very decent money with writing, but it requires a properly built up reputation, just like any other carreer. One can start at Freelancer.com or essay writing company like https://bid4papers.com/ just to earn necessary experience, develop writing skills and understand how this business generally works. Having earned a decent portfolio, a writer can start seeking for his own clients, independently. If everything goes in a right direction, a yesterday freelancer can move towards entrepreneurship by opening his own writing agency. Writing company is definitely another level of earnings, that's why there are so many writing services around nowadays.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: Eloy AZ ()
Date: June 14, 2018 02:17AM

Retired Electrical Engineer. IRA -$1.4M; Arizona Medical Marijuana card - priceless.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: Everyone laughs at you ()
Date: June 14, 2018 03:16AM

PoorAttY Wrote:
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> She jokes that I make the "wine money".


She sounds like a total cunt. I would not trade my salary for yours if I had to live with that.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: bearcat22 ()
Date: June 14, 2018 07:06AM

Police Officer.

I only had to have the IQ of a trash collector, the personality of a high school bully and the ethics of a street thug to get this job!

And I get to shoot unarmed kids in the back anytime I want to!
Attachments:
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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: UBER Driver ()
Date: June 14, 2018 07:35AM

Good week driving 70hrs: 1200
Bad week: 670
1099 income with instant DAILY CASHOUT allows me to play poker at MGM.
If I win more than $1000, I skip a week of driving.
My mortgage is $374/month-7/1 ARM at 2.75%. $122k remaining on modest home.
Car payment is $165
Wealth is not how much you make, it’s how much you keep.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: Sub a Dub Dub ()
Date: June 15, 2018 08:44AM

I am a substitute teacher for FCPS. I make less than a Wendy's cashier in NYC but I go everywhere and have dirt on virtually everyone after ten years, so the extra $$$$ I get from blackmail affords me a comfortable living.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: UsedCarSales ()
Date: June 15, 2018 11:03AM

at easterns yo job b yo credit.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: STEVVMAC ()
Date: June 15, 2018 11:39AM

AT EASTERN MOTORS, YOUR JOB'S YOUR CREDIT.
AT EASTERN MOTORS, YOUR JOB,S YOUR CREDIT.
FORD HONDA CHEVY BEAMERS AND MINIVANS.
OVER 600 CARS AND TRUCKS SUVS ARE YOU LISTENING, FAGGOT?
LET EASTERN MOTORS PUT YOU IN A CAR TODAY.
LET EASTERN MOTORS FINANCE IT ALL THE WAY.
FAGGOT.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: DuPont circle has EASTERNS? ()
Date: June 15, 2018 06:14PM

There’s an EASTERNS in DuPont circle is where all the gays are???


> AT EASTERN MOTORS, YOUR JOB'S YOUR CREDIT.
> AT EASTERN MOTORS, YOUR JOB,S YOUR CREDIT.
> FORD HONDA CHEVY BEAMERS AND MINIVANS.
> OVER 600 CARS AND TRUCKS SUVS ARE YOU LISTENING,
> FAGGOT?
> LET EASTERN MOTORS PUT YOU IN A CAR TODAY.
> LET EASTERN MOTORS FINANCE IT ALL THE WAY.
> FAGGOT.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: Perf4Me ()
Date: June 20, 2018 04:42PM

Everyone laughs at you Wrote:
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> PoorAttY Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > She jokes that I make the "wine money".
>
>
> She sounds like a total cunt. I would not trade my
> salary for yours if I had to live with that.

She sounds perfect for me! I think I'm in love! Sign me up!

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: Eddie Teach ()
Date: December 25, 2018 10:03AM

I’m locked up with other people’s kids all day.

My salary is available here on FFXU.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: Wongy ()
Date: December 25, 2018 06:15PM

I wok en Chinnee rondry. Make tirty fou tousan dolor. I wrike USA. Trump makke ormerica grate oggin.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: dying inside ()
Date: January 01, 2019 09:05PM

College Student Studying Computer Science -17,000 per year ayyy

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: Technology ()
Date: January 01, 2019 09:15PM

I work in technology. $108K per year.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: 4BXHW ()
Date: January 01, 2019 10:07PM

I go into the office and then do nothing all day. ~$115K salary. I figure me fighting traffic going into the office and then fighting it home is worth the compensation I am getting. If they want work out of me, they can pony up more cash. But that won't happen because we will lose the contract at the end of summer anyway so I am going to milk it while I can.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: Hmmm... ()
Date: January 02, 2019 01:50PM

In the real world, the customer keeps a list of losers like you, and then all of a sudden, everyone on that list goes away and has another black mark to explain to prospective employers going forward. Soon the HR people just don't call you back anymore, but you can always go off and train to become a barista.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: AnthonyCumia ()
Date: January 04, 2019 12:05AM

I run a podcast network out of New York City. My income is negative $-120,000 per year including my leeching older brother whom I promised to share my wealth with since he got me to sing "Gots to 'Lectric Shock OJ" on Howard Stern back in the early 90s.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: signmeup987235 ()
Date: January 14, 2019 09:27AM

Everyone laughs at you Wrote:
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> PoorAttY Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > She jokes that I make the "wine money".
>
>
> She sounds like a total cunt. I would not trade my
> salary for yours if I had to live with that.


Shooot. She sounds lovely (...and they both have a sense of humor). Sign me up!

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: Fed Worker 2019 ()
Date: January 14, 2019 09:41AM

Fed. $200k to watch PUBG videos on YouTube all day.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: Derps galore ()
Date: January 14, 2019 02:31PM

^^^ Obvious child.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: Gaston ()
Date: September 17, 2019 07:22PM

I'm a nursing student. Sophomore. And obviously I'm without a career yet. The study is quite tough. You have to spend lots of time at university and even at home you should learn and learn a lot. I have my laptop always at hand to check different tasks, to do assignments, and so on. By the way, a nursing student can look at this list of affordable laptops. I happened to bump into it when I was looking for one for me. Maybe it will be useful for someone.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: @$$ ()
Date: September 18, 2019 08:24AM

I live in Fairfax but commute to Arlington - I own an engineering firm that does a lot of work in DC, building gas chambers for the homeless. Last year I made $57,300.47

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: Bob Malm ()
Date: September 18, 2019 02:12PM

Episcopal priest. $230k a year, as much time “out of town” as I want, a month at the beach every summer, and zero accountability. Don’t sweat the religion thing either—I don’t actually believe that shit.

Life is good!

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: STEM Baby ()
Date: September 18, 2019 04:34PM

PhD Biochemist; $300+K

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: Nardos King ()
Date: September 18, 2019 06:47PM

I make over 200 grand filling a quota hire.

I’m a FCPS super principal who got fired from Baltimore.

Just another bloated chick filling up the bloated Gatehouse chain of command.

Y’all are suckas.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: Santiago ()
Date: September 21, 2019 11:11AM

I'm a nursing student. Sophomore. And obviously I'm without a career yet. The study is quite tough. You have to spend lots of time at university and even at home you should learn and learn a lot. I have my laptop always at hand to check different tasks, to do assignments, and so on. By the way, a nursing student can look at this list of affordable laptops. I happened to bump into it when I was looking for one for me. Maybe it will be useful for someone.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: DanGolfy ()
Date: January 11, 2020 04:59AM

American Dream Wrote:
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> Computer programmer $193k anually not including
> bonuses. Last year earned about $23k in bonuses.
> Although i'm financially stable I live in a very
> modest house and drive a 2001 Toyota Camry.


Dude, according to my calculations, you get about 16,000 bucks a month and this is a very cool amount and it seems to me that if you will correctly distribute your expenses, then you can buy yourself a new car. In addition, you can just ask for a raise from the boss. I used to be afraid to ask for a raise, but I worked a lot more than I received. Once I found tips for asking for a raise on the Internet and it gave me courage and I went to my boss. At first he was not very satisfied, but after I brought him my arguments, he accepted my offer and raised me. I still do not believe what I did. Thanks to the tips that I found, I now get 2k bucks more)

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: Cannabis Farmer ()
Date: January 11, 2020 05:42AM

1.3 every 12weeks.
Paid off a house in Va worth $500k
Have multiple house throughout Maryland I run grow ops out of.
Drive a 12 yr old car.
I use govt loans and incentives to expand my enterprise.
A former State Senator is my legal counsel.
Dropped out of college.
Grew up in Annandale.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: WoW has always ()
Date: January 11, 2020 07:53AM

Cannabis Farmer Wrote:
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> 1.3 every 12weeks.
> Paid off a house in Va worth $500k
> Have multiple house throughout Maryland I run grow
> ops out of.
> Drive a 12 yr old car.
> I use govt loans and incentives to expand my
> enterprise.
> A former State Senator is my legal counsel.
> Dropped out of college.
> Grew up in Annandale.

1.3 what? If it’s million, hook me up w a job.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: Isqmail ()
Date: January 12, 2020 12:25PM

I am Uber And Lyft driver my friend. I make $300 dollars a day driving you fucking americans around. Alla wakba

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: EUVWC ()
Date: January 12, 2020 12:57PM

The Messenger Wrote:
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> Youth Pastor.

> $85K

> Tue.-Fri. - Read, plan games, outings, pizza
> parties, laser tag, Escape rooms Busch Gardens
> bowling, Go-Karts...etc.

> Saturdays, Organize and participate in all the fun
> activities

> Sundays, 3 services, speak for 30 minutes about
> how Christians have the most fun because God loves
> them and forgives them when they screw up.

> Attend 3 summer camps one week each. poolside,
> bungee jumping, boating, fishing.

> Mondays off from all the fun.


Plenty of free time to molest the cute boys

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: A Typical Forum User ()
Date: January 12, 2020 01:09PM

Unemployed, live in mother's basement, she buys my food, does my laundry, pays for high speed internet service, lets me sleep all day if I want to.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: Crusty ()
Date: January 12, 2020 02:27PM

My earnings are not bad when valuing my benefits:

Section 8 Housing: 22K
Obama Care: 11K
Tanif Cash: 13K
Food Stamps: 13.6K
Social Security Disability: 11K
Obama Phone: 1K
Tuition Assistance ( varies ) 6K

Not everything listed just a little snippet of how good socialism can be for those
that can open their eyes. Generally, we get just two vacations a year. One in Europe and one in Central America to visit family. I think Bernie will be able to improve this for us and really looking forward to him defeating trumpguy.

Probably everything all together is about 100K a year. And I deserve it because like my neighbors are not even getting close to what I earn and they both work!!! It is not right they are working like slaves when if you really need the help you can get it from the government.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: Walter1976 ()
Date: January 13, 2020 05:49AM

Auto Body Collision Repair Shop Owner. Average over 200 G's last ten years.



This year looking over 300 G.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: akjsnjasd ()
Date: January 13, 2020 07:02AM

Disabled

About $76.000.00 which includes assisted housing and nutritional assistance.
Not going to get rich off of this in Northern Virginia.

I try to do a little on the side when possible which could help about $20,000.00 annually which is tax free so gets me real close to a hunnerd.

Not complaining just think public assistance could be a little better some people I know get cash payments each month and I don't get anything like that. I also fortunately got on the methadone program which does not cost me it is provided by the Governemnt.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: Goofball Fox Newstards ()
Date: January 13, 2020 09:04AM

Crusty Wrote:
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>
> Obama Phone: 1K
>

That Lifeline welfare phone program started under the Reagan administration. It expanded to include cell phones in 2005, under GW Bush.

It also continues to exist today under our current dipshit.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: wallydo ()
Date: January 16, 2020 02:24AM

Parking lot refuse collector

101K annually

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: detelina ()
Date: January 16, 2020 05:10PM

gubbamint worker Wrote:
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> Gubbamint worker, Analyst, $145K/year.
>
> I actually play online games at work for probably
> 4 to 5 hours a day. Not all at one time but added
> up over an 8 hour day.
>
> I can retire in 3 years but the hell with that. I
> have it too easy here to give up this free money.


I also play online games at work. I work for an insurance company. But most of all I like football. I like the way English teams play. I'm tracking games on https://777score.com. Because of the time difference between the United States and England, it happens so that I do not get enough sleep.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: Gobierno de Virginiá ()
Date: January 17, 2020 05:46AM

What’s more annoying?

Tim Kaine speaking español or,

Northam and his drawwwwwl in blackface?

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: Parkinj ()
Date: January 20, 2020 02:17PM

I work in sales. Sometimes my salary is high, sometimes is low. It depends on my work and even luck. When I have problems with money I usually take small loan from fast loan philippines service, it helps me to survive for next salary:)

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: PJC9P ()
Date: January 20, 2020 05:53PM

Porn star in White Boy/Black MILF films. $50 k per movie and all the black pussy over 35 I can fuck. Plus they buy the beer while we're filming.

They even get you black fluff girls, b/c they want to keep you in it.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: Santos L. Halper ()
Date: January 20, 2020 06:45PM

career: butt doctor

salary: what I finds, I keeps

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: Santos L. Halper ()
Date: January 20, 2020 06:45PM

career: butt doctor

salary: what I finds, I keeps

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: Militarydude ()
Date: January 20, 2020 09:20PM

Take home 4900 every two weeks sitting in my cubicle at the Pentagon.

Free health insurance for me and my family, pension coming when I retire with zero contributions required.

Thank me for my service

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: guy with a conscience and brain ()
Date: January 20, 2020 09:28PM

Militarydude Wrote:
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> Take home 4900 every two weeks sitting in my
> cubicle at the Pentagon.
>
> Free health insurance for me and my family,
> pension coming when I retire with zero
> contributions required.
>
> Thank me for my service


^ genocidal leech

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: Militarydude ()
Date: January 20, 2020 09:31PM

Oh and when I say 4900 I mean take home after all deductions. I also got free college and two grad degrees FREE. Thanks tax payers

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: the dudest dude ()
Date: January 20, 2020 09:48PM

Militarydude Wrote:
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> Oh and when I say 4900 I mean take home after all
> deductions. I also got free college and two grad
> degrees FREE. Thanks tax payers


I slept in every day for the last 30 years. I wear flip flops and smoke weed all day. Who is jealous now?

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: Tony Montana ()
Date: January 21, 2020 03:40AM

Waste Disposal Management. 190 Million last year.

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Re: What's your career and salary?
Posted by: Mar Illos ()
Date: January 22, 2020 07:36AM

I quitted my old job and now I want to work in writing. I always had good skills in this and I think I will like such job. I found interesting offers from https://writingcreek.com/science-writing/ and I will try to apply for several vacancies. Wish me good luck!

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