Watch out for White Male drivers. "The Master(bate) Race"

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/john-wayne-kellerman-vaseline_us_59ee5333e4b003385ac15823

An Oklahoma man is greasing the wheels of justice with lots of Vaseline.

When John Wayne Kellerman was pulled over on Oct. 15, he could have easily given officers the slip. That’s because the 54-year-old was mostly covered in Vaseline on his hands, and his upper and lower body parts, according to The Smoking Gun.

Deputy Darryl Beebe of the Garfield County Sheriff’s Department made the discovery after he pulled over Kellerman for doing 57 in a 45 mph zone.

When Beebe walked up to the car, he said Kellerman was nearly naked, except for a bikini thong. He also noticed a pornographic magazine was on the passenger seat, according to the Enid News and Eagle newspaper. A nearly empty jar of Vaseline was located next to the man in the vehicle, Beebe noted.
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Getting Vaseline on the fabric of the interior of your car destroys the trade/resale value.

Sooooo, that’s what that HUGE 3pack at Costco is for...

Which is a bigger threat to society? The white guy working his man in his car and doing 10 over the speed limit...or this nigger?


http://www.kansascity.com/news/local/crime/article170340652.html

He likes his name!

The white guy is the biggest threat not only is he passing AIDS to his wife he is likely to shoot up a concert or molest other children . What kind of freak greases his while body up ?

You white people are the worse .

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Jiggaboos use Shea butter or fried chicken grease.
I remember back when DC Armory would do a car STEREO mega sale around New Year’s Day every year.
There was a HUGE CROWD AROUND one table-it was some spearchucker selling Shea butter in 5lbs blocks!
All you have to do is shower at least 3x a week....that nigger skin must b like crocodile skin to require that much moisturizer.

nigga please Wrote:
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> Which is a bigger threat to society? The white
> guy working his man in his car and doing 10 over
> the speed limit...or this nigger?
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tommy varlas Wrote:
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> Jiggaboos use Shea butter or fried chicken
> grease.
> I remember back when DC Armory would do a car
> STEREO mega sale around New Year’s Day every
> year.
> There was a HUGE CROWD AROUND one table-it was
> some spearchucker selling Shea butter in 5lbs
> blocks!
> All you have to do is shower at least 3x a
> week....that nigger skin must b like crocodile
> skin to require that much moisturizer.

They are probably getting the shea butter because they shower *more* than three times a week. Showering can be drying to the skin. Plus, shea is awesome.

Consumer Advise Wrote:
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> Getting Vaseline on the fabric of the interior of
> your car destroys the trade/resale value.

The idea of this guy naked covered in vaseline in that car destroys the trade in value.

I wonder how the cops chose which officer would be the one to search and cuff the dude? They probably had to wrap some tarps around him before placing him into the squad car for his trip to get booked and processed at the station.

Iked Wrote:
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> Consumer Advise Wrote:
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> > Getting Vaseline on the fabric of the interior
> of
> > your car destroys the trade/resale value.
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> The idea of this guy naked covered in vaseline in
> that car destroys the trade in value.
Shea butter to us niggers is like rice to Chinese-we can’t get enuf fo’ shurrr.
We get ashy bc God reminds us everyday that we is slaves now and will be in the afterlife.
I miss Biggie and tu pac.
I’s Gunna wear my 4x all black T-shirt to work today.
Peace!

I guess that white homo wanted all his holes filled and greased up for his father .

That's how we do it at my house anyway.

I Wonder If? Wrote:
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> I wonder how the cops chose which officer would be
> the one to search and cuff the dude? They probably
> had to wrap some tarps around him before placing
> him into the squad car for his trip to get booked
> and processed at the station.


Why would he be arrested?

Utdfyj Wrote:
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> Why would he be arrested?

For not having both hands on the steering wheel. LoL.