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Don't get busted!!
Posted by: Almost Busted ()
Date: October 22, 2017 11:22AM

So the other day the wife was riding around with me in the passenger seat and kept saying she smelled something fresh or clean. She kept asking if it was me, like I had just showered. Told he I did not think it was me.

She kept mentioning the clean/fresh smell. Then finally figured out the shoulder belt of the seat belt smelled fresh and clean.

Luckily the wife came to the conclusion that it was from my mothers perfume or something she was wearing because I have been recently been hauling my mother around a lot lately.

What a close call!!

Time to invest in a cheesy shoulder belt cover than I have to put on and off and hide well or have my girl pu? the shoulder belt behind her back if rinding with me. Maybe my girl will need to ride in the back>

Better yet, I probably need to Uber or have her drive!

Close call, watch out guys, do not get busted!

Trust me, your wife has bionic nostrils and can smell another woman a mile away. Make sure to keep some smell old clothes handy for a quick change and do the laundry, it makes the wife happy when you do laundry.

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Re: Don't get busted!!
Posted by: Order ()
Date: October 22, 2017 12:37PM

If my wife smells anything I just tell her I been at the tittie bar. She backs right off.

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Re: Don't get busted!!
Posted by: No, he busted. ()
Date: October 22, 2017 06:13PM

Sorry, OP. She knows, and now she feels justified. He's bigger and better than you in every physical way, and he's probably balls deep in one of her orifices the second you're out of the house.

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Re: Don't get busted!!
Posted by: Divorced Dad ()
Date: October 22, 2017 06:51PM

My ex-wife couldn't smell the dog's piss or shit, or her own chronic yeast infection.

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Re: Don't get busted!!
Posted by: Corrector of mistakes ()
Date: October 22, 2017 07:33PM

Almost Busted Wrote:
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>
Make sure to keeping
> some smell old clothes handy for a quick change
> and doing the laundry won't help, it makes the wife happysuspicious when
> you do laundry.


FIFY

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Re: Don't get busted!!
Posted by: Counterpoint ()
Date: October 22, 2017 07:36PM

No, he busted. Wrote:
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> Sorry, OP. She knows, and now she feels
> justified. He's bigger and better than you in
> every physical way, and he's probably balls deep
> in one of her orifices the second you're out of
> the house.


And while he's balls deep in her vag, she's swallowing every inch of his schlong. So everybody's happy. What's the prob.?

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