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IT'S HOT OUTSIDE - WHERE ARE THE HOT WAITRESSES?
Posted by: LegFan ()
Date: July 26, 2017 11:05AM

After work, I need a cold beer and I need to see some legs. The only place I know of with waitresses in shorts is Prime Time Sports bar in Fairfax.

It's summer. There must be more.

Where are they?

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Re: IT'S HOT OUTSIDE - WHERE ARE THE HOT WAITRESSES?
Posted by: Fantom.Shitter ()
Date: July 26, 2017 11:30AM

Only faggots wait tables. This is NOVA...we don't have desirable women waitressing.

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Re: IT'S HOT OUTSIDE - WHERE ARE THE HOT WAITRESSES?
Posted by: bobthort ()
Date: July 26, 2017 12:02PM

Fantom.Shitter Wrote:
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> Only faggots wait tables. This is NOVA...we don't
> have desirable women waitressing.


^^^^True^^^^

But you can go to the Mason bars like Fat Tuesdays and be waited on by college wimmin. They're generally Mexican or something, and they have that general Mexican fatness from their calorie-conserving brownskin indigenous evolution, but at least their young.

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Re: IT'S HOT OUTSIDE - WHERE ARE THE HOT WAITRESSES?
Posted by: LegFan ()
Date: July 26, 2017 02:13PM

"College wimmin" and "Mexicans" seems to be an oxymoron, but I'll check it out for a possible leg show.

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Re: IT'S HOT OUTSIDE - WHERE ARE THE HOT WAITRESSES?
Posted by: LegFan ()
Date: July 26, 2017 02:14PM

Fantom.Shitter Wrote:
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> Only faggots wait tables. This is NOVA...we don't
> have desirable women waitressing.


That's the problem with NOVA, every female thinks she should be advising senior government officials.

Bullshit.

Put on a miniskirt and wait on tables.

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Re: IT'S HOT OUTSIDE - WHERE ARE THE HOT WAITRESSES?
Posted by: Bob Thortwack ()
Date: July 27, 2017 10:12AM

LegFan Wrote:
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> "College wimmin" and "Mexicans" seems to be an
> oxymoron, but I'll check it out for a possible leg
> show.


Well the stoopid progressive fed-job white women in this area in the 90's who thought they were too good for average salary white guys, ended up 35 years old and with no husband. So they had to settle for the short little mexican ditch digger that showed up at the DC nightclub in 1997. And then they had little half-Mexicans like the mason girls I'm referencing.

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Re: IT'S HOT OUTSIDE - WHERE ARE THE HOT WAITRESSES?
Posted by: KIlts ()
Date: July 27, 2017 10:17AM

Kilts in Dulles Town Center. Food is great too! Reasonably priced.

Ask for Mandy. Thats me.
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Re: IT'S HOT OUTSIDE - WHERE ARE THE HOT WAITRESSES?
Posted by: LegFan ()
Date: July 27, 2017 01:31PM

KIlts Wrote:
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> Kilts in Dulles Town Center. Food is great too!
> Reasonably priced.
>
> Ask for Mandy. Thats me.

Went there once in Feb. Not impressed.

But will try again, maybe the summer help is better looking.

Mandy, huh?

OK

BTW, Fat Tuesdays sucked: they didn't even have a waitress on duty last night.

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Re: IT'S HOT OUTSIDE - WHERE ARE THE HOT WAITRESSES?
Posted by: The.Green.Manalishi ()
Date: July 27, 2017 02:44PM

KIlts Wrote:
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> Kilts in Dulles Town Center. Food is great too!
> Reasonably priced.
>
> Ask for Mandy. Thats me.

Yeahhhh...sure..."ask for Mandy"...

I went to Las Vegas once. I had $12,0000 and this notion of "bangin' my way around the world" and laying pipe in a hooker of every ethnicity, race and nationality. I found a great outcall service online and had my whole menu picked out. White on Monday, Asian on Tuesday, Black on Wednesday, Latina on Thursday, Bow and Arrow Indian on Friday, Red Dot Indian on Saturday and 2 chicks on Sunday. The pictures and presentation was amazing.

The first girl that showed up was strung out on heroin. I handed her $100, sent her away and checked out of the hotel and took the next flight home. What a disappointment...8 years later, I still can't get an erection.

Your promotional photo for Kilts reminds me of those Vegas whores...

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Re: IT'S HOT OUTSIDE - WHERE ARE THE HOT WAITRESSES?
Posted by: Blackjax ()
Date: July 27, 2017 03:46PM

The.Green.Manalishi Wrote:
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> KIlts Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Kilts in Dulles Town Center. Food is great too!
>
> > Reasonably priced.
> >
> > Ask for Mandy. Thats me.
>
> Yeahhhh...sure..."ask for Mandy"...
>
> I went to Las Vegas once. I had $12,0000 and this
> notion of "bangin' my way around the world" and
> laying pipe in a hooker of every ethnicity, race
> and nationality. I found a great outcall service
> online and had my whole menu picked out. White on
> Monday, Asian on Tuesday, Black on Wednesday,
> Latina on Thursday, Bow and Arrow Indian on
> Friday, Red Dot Indian on Saturday and 2 chicks on
> Sunday. The pictures and presentation was
> amazing.
>
> The first girl that showed up was strung out on
> heroin. I handed her $100, sent her away and
> checked out of the hotel and took the next flight
> home. What a disappointment...8 years later, I
> still can't get an erection.
>
> Your promotional photo for Kilts reminds me of
> those Vegas whores...


William is writing again....

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Re: IT'S HOT OUTSIDE - WHERE ARE THE HOT WAITRESSES?
Posted by: Fake News!! ()
Date: July 27, 2017 03:56PM

KIlts Wrote:
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> Kilts in Dulles Town Center. Food is great too!
> Reasonably priced.
>
> Ask for Mandy. Thats me.

#FAKENEWS

Been there, the 'talent' there is awful. Best thing I saw was a solid 3 at best.

Seriously, the girls at the Dulles Town Center location are so bad they actually make the Manassas Hooters girls look good.
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Re: IT'S HOT OUTSIDE - WHERE ARE THE HOT WAITRESSES?
Posted by: LegFan ()
Date: July 28, 2017 09:18AM

SO WHERE ARE THEY????????

WHERE ARE THE HOT WAITRESSES AT?

STOP SAND BAGGING AND TELL ME

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Re: IT'S HOT OUTSIDE - WHERE ARE THE HOT WAITRESSES?
Posted by: hoopadinga ()
Date: July 28, 2017 10:54AM

The.Green.Manalishi Wrote:
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> K
>
> I went to Las Vegas once. I had $12,0000 and this
> notion of "bangin' my way around the world" and
> laying pipe in a hooker of every ethnicity, race
> and nationality. I found a great outcall service
> online and had my whole menu picked out. White on
> Monday, Asian on Tuesday, Black on Wednesday,
> Latina on Thursday, Bow and Arrow Indian on
> Friday, Red Dot Indian on Saturday and 2 chicks on
> Sunday. The pictures and presentation was
> amazing.
>
> The first girl that showed up was strung out on
> heroin. I handed her $100, sent her away and
> checked out of the hotel and took the next flight
> home. What a disappointment..


Your mistakes:

1. "I saw it on the internet, so it must be true"
2. Outcall.
3. Failure to rent a car.

What you want is in-call. You rent the car so you don't have to depend on a bus, jitney, Uber, Lyft or a cab. If you want to escape, you just get in your rent-a-car and leave.

I had an idea like yours, but I rented a car and did in-call. Now remember, you leave most of your credit cards and almost all of your cash and anything else you don't need in the Hotel Vault. Put it in a locked bank bag. Yes, you do have to be prepared if you're going to do this kind of thing. Next you get another locking bank bag and put some of the stuff you didn't leave in the hotel vault in it and put it under the back seat. I did this.

I got to bordello #1 and found mostly what you did with the 1st out-call. If they weren't on drugs, they were drunk or just plain unappealing. I told them I left my CC in the car and was going out to get it and never came back. Bordello #2 was a lot of the same, except there was this one black girl there who had about 15 extra pounds and was almost 40, but she looked OK and had a pretty nice attitude, so I picked her. I asked her if she'd do the GF experience, which she did and it was pretty good, in the end.

Next dsy, bordello #3 and #4 and I was almost ready to call bordello #2 and see if I could book that chubby black chick, again, but, I went to bordello #5 and hit pay dirt. Nice looking, nice attitudes, nice menu of services. It cost a little more, but not that much. I spent the next 3 nights there with a young white girl the first night, an Arab girl night #2 and then this chunky 35 YO white woman. The reason for the last one is I have a crossdressing/spanking fetish I like to indulge in occasionally, and the chunky girls have an ample lap for you to go across and they have girdles and long line bras as a matter of course. This place even had all kinds of pretty lingerie for me to dress up in. This woman must have been at it a long time, because the was a really skilled spanker. She had this authoritative commanding voice about her and was good at belittling you, too.

Next day, I went to a different place and "left my CC in the car" but found the next place was OK. A younger Oriental chick who did the GF experience, but she did ask why my butt cheeks were bruised. I told her about last night, and she told me she'd do the same thing, but I told her maybe next trip.

The last day, it was still a different place, a 30 YO white women, GF experience, pretty good.


The point here is "Ya' gotta' shop around". Don't do outcall, because if you don't like what they send you, you gotta' pay something, anyhow. If you take the right precautions with in-call, you'll be OK. If you don't like the looks of a place, or don't like the choices, you can leave.

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