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Umbrellas when it isn't raining?
Posted by: I don't get it ()
Date: July 18, 2017 09:02PM

So often recently I have noticed people walking around with umbrellas deployed in the middle of a sunny day with absolutely no rain coming down or even forecast. Noticed this today driving through Annandale at the intersection of Ravensworth Rd. and 236. Saw it the other day near Arlington on Columbia Pike, as well.

What the heck gives?

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Re: Umbrellas when it isn't raining?
Posted by: Dr. Memory ()
Date: July 18, 2017 09:05PM

More people are carrying them for protection from the sun.

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Re: Umbrellas when it isn't raining?
Posted by: chineaa ()
Date: July 18, 2017 09:08PM

I don't get it Wrote:
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> So often recently I have noticed people walking
> around with umbrellas deployed in the middle of a
> sunny day with absolutely no rain coming down or
> even forecast. Noticed this today driving through
> Annandale at the intersection of Ravensworth Rd.
> and 236. Saw it the other day near Arlington on
> Columbia Pike, as well.
>
> What the heck gives?

Was the person Chinse?
everyone does it in china

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Re: Umbrellas when it isn't raining?
Posted by: Umberellas ()
Date: July 18, 2017 09:10PM

Usually asians doing this. I have noticed the same thing. Must be an asian thing. But I don't get it, either. Aren't those people good in the sun? What with the skin tone and all.

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Re: Umbrellas when it isn't raining?
Posted by: TE9PJ ()
Date: July 18, 2017 09:12PM

Its called a parasol.

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Re: Umbrellas when it isn't raining?
Posted by: Chinaman ()
Date: July 18, 2017 09:27PM

Asians want to be as light-skinned as possible. Too much sun marks you as a peasant laborer.

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Re: Umbrellas when it isn't raining?
Posted by: Brellas ()
Date: July 18, 2017 09:40PM

Yup. It's an Asian thing. Seen them walking around Burke Lake in the shade with umbrellas.

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Re: Umbrellas when it isn't raining?
Posted by: Y'all Wrong ()
Date: July 19, 2017 06:31AM

These are homeless retard refugees from the L.amb C.enter.

Smetimes they sleep in doorways, sometimes they carry guns, sometimes they carry umbrellas.

Have mercy...they're retards.

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Re: Umbrellas when it isn't raining?
Posted by: LetsRock ()
Date: July 19, 2017 07:12AM

Chinaman Wrote:
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> Asians want to be as light-skinned as possible.
> Too much sun marks you as a peasant laborer.


Very true. My wife and I don't expose ourselves to sun either when it can be avoided. We always wear sunscreen if we are going to be out for an extended period of time. My mom used to be an avid sunbather. She eventually got skin cancer later in life.

Why would you want to prematurely age and damage your skin by tanning? Like the OP stated. A "tan" is the sign of a "field hand".



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/19/2017 07:14AM by LetsRock.

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Re: Umbrellas when it isn't raining?
Posted by: Anita Byrant ()
Date: July 19, 2017 07:17PM

So Trump must have been a day laborer for an orange grove.

That would explain the small hands too. Hired so he can't damage the fruit he was fondling all day.

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Re: Umbrellas when it isn't raining?
Posted by: Bureau of Land Management ()
Date: July 19, 2017 07:22PM

This umbrella usage is racist - Just another way to prevent becoming a negro.

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Re: Umbrellas when it isn't raining?
Posted by: umbrellalellas ()
Date: July 19, 2017 09:18PM

I haves use a umbrelelala when sun out all time to stay cool and also not have my skins burns all time!

Suns are vary hot and I not want have any suns on skins for time so no burn!! no asians onlys use these! I has from somalia and i has use all time so no skins burns!! evers!!

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Re: Umbrellas when it isn't raining?
Posted by: confusious ()
Date: July 19, 2017 09:40PM

I don't get it Wrote:
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> So often recently I have noticed people walking
> around with umbrellas deployed in the middle of a
> sunny day with absolutely no rain coming down or
> even forecast. Noticed this today driving through
> Annandale at the intersection of Ravensworth Rd.
> and 236. Saw it the other day near Arlington on
> Columbia Pike, as well.
>
> What the heck gives?



carrying an umbrella when its sunny keeps it from raining. As long as you look stupid carrying the umbrella when its not raining , it wont. If you forget the umbrella on a sunny day, it rains, and you look like a stupid drowned rat for getting stuck in a thunderstorm without an umbrella.

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Re: Umbrellas when it isn't raining?
Posted by: Pbandj ()
Date: July 21, 2017 08:12PM

OMG.... Idiot.

Parasol


par·a·sol
noun
1. a light umbrella used to give shade from the sun.

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