I broke wind...
Isil CLAIMS responsibility...

It was more likely because you ate at Tippys Taco last night.

Will it claim responsibility, too, for the horrendous smell-0-crap I took this morning? It stunk up the whole house, half the neighborhood and was accompanied by some real loud toilet bowl cracking farts. It took almost the whole roll of TP to wipe my butt afterwards. In fact, it's a wonder the commode didn't turn into a smoking, melted heap on the floor.

I juST KNOW, when I get home, there's going to be a Summons to Court on my door for Creating a Public Nuisance.

We know who you are and are watching you.

I thought that was you watching me... Come lick my balls you fucking coward perv!

Life is not like a box of chocolates.
Life is like a jar of peppers.
What you do today, might come back to burn your ass tomorrow.
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^^^^^^^^The first piccie is what my toilet looked like 2 weeks ago. I ate at Taco Bell for lunch that day, and it came out the other end that night. First, it was a violent torpedo crap that shot convincingly out of my asshole into the water in the commode. Then came the loud, smelly toilet bowl cracking farts followed by some voluminous and real smelly hershey squirts. I barely managed to stand up in time. I had to waddle downstairs to the other bathroom to wipe my ass.

Toot