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Hit by object thrown from moving car
Posted by: Mohammad ()
Date: May 10, 2017 06:24PM

I was walking along the highway and someone threw a soda can out of a moving car at me. My wife was hit in the neck and is paralyzed from the waist down. We were able to track down the person who did it. Why would someone do that? I'm going to sue him for all he's worth!!

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Re: Hit by object thrown from moving car
Posted by: Leroy Skillet ()
Date: May 10, 2017 06:36PM

Yo, Mohammad, I saw that dumbass throw the soda can, I will be your witness.

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Re: Hit by object thrown from moving car
Posted by: Mud Ham Head ()
Date: May 11, 2017 08:55AM

I'm starting to see a pattern here. Can I fuck your paralyzed wife? She can still feel, just not move, right?

I'm already banging a lady, confined to a wheelchair, with MS.

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Re: Hit by object thrown from moving car
Posted by: Detective Fucktard ()
Date: May 11, 2017 09:22AM

Was the soda purchased at the Reston Trader Joes? We hear lots of muzzie haters shop there.

Second question...Seems odd that you say you were walking instead of riding a camel. Are you sure you didn't just push her off the camel?

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Re: Hit by object thrown from moving car
Posted by: Your saliva is mixed w camel cum ()
Date: May 11, 2017 09:33AM

Why is it that you must clog up this forum with your false stories. You see another story, which is most likely fake, about a dumb ass that says he has to go to court for throwing something at people, then you post this saying that you were hit by someone throwing something.

You are either a child with access to a computer, or a simple-minded person with too much time on your hands. I guess you could be both.

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Re: Hit by object thrown from moving car
Posted by: good muzzie scum ()
Date: May 11, 2017 09:39AM

amirite

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Re: Hit by object thrown from moving car
Posted by: The Real gayvid blimmo ()
Date: May 11, 2017 09:50AM

Me walking doon stritt, yes, yes, yes, I am very sorry.

Thees nesty menn, he throw soda kenn ett me, yes, yes, yes, i am very sorry.

He heet me wife, but thett is not thett bedd, she nett hev tith, me alvays slepping her as holy koran teach, yes, yes, yes, I am very sorry.

But I will sue en prosecute, yes, yes, yes, I am very sorry.

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Re: Hit by object thrown from moving car
Posted by: Roor ()
Date: May 11, 2017 07:09PM

Remove one of your wife's eyes, turn out the lights in the room, and skull fuk her.

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