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Post Your Memories of Double Action Jackson Here
Posted by: Can't Cope Pussy ()
Date: March 20, 2017 05:22PM

He ended up being a coward. Post your fave memories here. Did you enjoy his cooking lessons?

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Re: Post Your Memories of Double Action Jackson Here
Posted by: Cope pussy? ()
Date: March 20, 2017 05:25PM

Do you mean 'can't cop pussy'?

We have a regular Einstein here, folks.

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Re: Post Your Memories of Double Action Jackson Here
Posted by: XdYt4 ()
Date: March 20, 2017 08:53PM

He's calling Dajax a can't cope pussy, Steven Hawking.

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Re: Post Your Memories of Double Action Jackson Here
Posted by: Fantom.Shitter ()
Date: March 20, 2017 09:30PM

He liked the black cock in his ass.

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Re: Post Your Memories of Double Action Jackson Here
Posted by: DAJAxX ()
Date: March 20, 2017 09:32PM

Wangle doodle dangle, folks.
Just fry up that pussy like they do just off Rt.1 in Dicklick, Va.
There's a gas station that does them tender with Miracle Whip.
They are simple folks. They stuck a chicken leg up my butt in the men's bathroom.
... come to think of it, I shoved it up my ass...
Well, you know your buddy, DAJAX!
Keep American great with a bird up your ass!!!

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Re: Post Your Memories of Double Action Jackson Here
Posted by: Remembering DAJAX ()
Date: March 20, 2017 09:51PM

The Real DAJAX..Staunch Supporter of the Bill Of Rights..and The Best Trailer Food Cook in Virginia..!!

LOL!!
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Re: Post Your Memories of Double Action Jackson Here
Posted by: DAJAxX ()
Date: March 20, 2017 09:57PM

Remembering DAJAX Wrote:
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> The Real DAJAX..Staunch Supporter of the Bill Of
> Rights..and The Best Trailer Food Cook in
> Virginia..!!
>
> LOL!!

And fried chicken up my asshole!
LOL!!

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Re: Post Your Memories of Double Action Jackson Here
Posted by: Funny??? ()
Date: March 20, 2017 10:01PM

That's Funny???

You got 1 thing Right..Your an ASSHOLE...LOL!!

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Re: Post Your Memories of Double Action Jackson Here
Posted by: efbvbb ()
Date: March 20, 2017 10:29PM

In addition to trying to build a "do it yourself" meth lab, DAJAX will be known, from TARDs all across the DMV, as the person who taught them how to make burnt toast using a variety of potentially dangerous and/or toxic method's. In addition, the ATF* is continuing an ongoing investigation that DAJAX allegedly promoted the illegal use of his "Hobo Junction Brew" (which allegedly is a cocktail mixture of 50% alcohol plus Chinese research chemical's i.e. bath salts and Black tar heroin) to minor's on FFX underground. On condition of Autonomy, an ATF* agent stated that earlier alleged charges of child pornography and selling weapon's to illegal immigrants are "completely unfounded" at this time....













*Arthur Treacher's Foundation

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Re: Post Your Memories of Double Action Jackson Here
Posted by: Your Full Of Shit ()
Date: March 20, 2017 11:19PM

Pal..!! LOL

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Re: Post Your Memories of Double Action Jackson Here
Posted by: But I Will Agree.. ()
Date: March 20, 2017 11:23PM

Funny..Now and then..LOL Your Pal..You Know Who..Out!!

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Re: Post Your Memories of Double Action Jackson Here
Posted by: Restroom Commando ()
Date: March 21, 2017 05:42PM

We shared hotdogs at the Nation's Gun Show in Chantilly.

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Re: Post Your Memories of Double Action Jackson Here
Posted by: Ya Gotta Have a Brain ()
Date: March 21, 2017 05:50PM

Hey DAjAX, The punks are desperate as all the usual lame shit is failing...keep it real and help us find crispy snakehead and COLD Hobo Junction beer. Fight the fight.

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Re: Post Your Memories of Double Action Jackson Here
Posted by: local... ()
Date: March 21, 2017 07:10PM

Damn 'Jax, dafuck you do for this one?

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Re: Post Your Memories of Double Action Jackson Here
Posted by: DAJAX Python ()
Date: March 21, 2017 07:37PM

The DAJAX dude is an odd character but not a bad guy at all. Why are you hatin' on him? I'm not a big fan of most of his cooking suggestions, but so what if he eats too much fried food?

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Re: Post Your Memories of Double Action Jackson Here
Posted by: who is this daxaj? ()
Date: March 21, 2017 09:08PM

Is the the moron who is always posting shit about Arthur Treacher's and Fanta?

What a dope.

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Re: Post Your Memories of Double Action Jackson Here
Posted by: DAJAX SE Asia ()
Date: March 21, 2017 09:48PM

Dude killed 50 japs before he got his shins blowed off.

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Re: Post Your Memories of Double Action Jackson Here
Posted by: Treach Yourself ()
Date: March 21, 2017 10:28PM

DAJAX SE Asia Wrote:
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> Dude killed 50 japs before he got his shins blowed
> off.


50 Women and children?!?

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Re: Post Your Memories of Double Action Jackson Here
Date: March 21, 2017 10:39PM

No Vet Baby .. registered for the draft in late 72 no go..Ground War was over.the draft ended...and the only thing I was qualified for..Grunt....US Marines were the last out on the choppers Apr 1975..Embassy Security Forces.. I was learning how to cook.

DAJAX I'm being cut off all the time by some punk..LOL.. F..Um..



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/20/2017 09:45PM by Double Action Jackson.

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Re: Post Your Memories of Double Action Jackson Here
Posted by: DAJIZZ ()
Date: March 21, 2017 11:42PM

Double Action Jackson Wrote:
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> US Marines were the last out on the choppers Apr
> 1975..Embassy Security Forces.. I was learning how
> to cook.
>
> DAJAX

Holy Shit!
How long are going to try to learn?
The pics of your 'cooking' now are god awful.

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Re: Post Your Memories of Double Action Jackson Here
Posted by: Mike O'Meara Show Fan ()
Date: March 21, 2017 11:56PM

I remember that time he argued up and down that he was right about some simple provision of gun law and eventually had to admit that he was wrong after having it explained to him several times that he was wrong. That must have been embarrassing as he fancied himself something of an expert.

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Re: Post Your Memories of Double Action Jackson Here
Posted by: He'll cut ya ()
Date: March 21, 2017 11:58PM

I saw him take down 3 big ass bikers on PCP with nothing but a plastic spork.

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Re: Post Your Memories of Double Action Jackson Here
Posted by: Bill.N. ()
Date: March 22, 2017 12:04AM

I seldom agreed with him politically, but I suspect I could have sat down with him over beers and had civil conversations on other issues.

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Re: Post Your Memories of Double Action Jackson Here
Posted by: PYXxt ()
Date: March 22, 2017 04:32AM

He'll cut ya Wrote:
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> I saw him take down 3 big ass bikers on PCP with
> nothing but a plastic spork.

He let them take turns on him and the spork hidden in his ass cut the mushroom tips of the biker's 8.5" with Coke can girths.

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Re: Post Your Memories of Double Action Jackson Here
Posted by: special housing unit ()
Date: March 22, 2017 07:49AM

Remembering DAJAX Wrote:
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> The Real DAJAX..Staunch Supporter of the Bill Of
> Rights..and The Best Trailer Food Cook in
> Virginia..!!

Trailer food? Looks more like sunday afternoon dinner at the Adult Detention Center.

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Re: Post Your Memories of Double Action Jackson Here
Posted by: DAJAX hates AT Pussies ()
Date: March 22, 2017 09:56AM

who is this daxaj? Wrote:
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> Is the the moron who is always posting shit about
> Arthur Treacher's and Fanta?
>
> What a dope.


Nah, He hated those fucking punkass mopes...like everybody else.

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Re: Post Your Memories of Double Action Jackson Here
Posted by: Lt. Col. Kilgore ()
Date: March 22, 2017 11:11AM

Ah..... The smell of Fish n Chips in the morning.....

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Re: Post Your Memories of Double Action Jackson Here
Posted by: Lt. Col. Kilgore ()
Date: March 22, 2017 11:19AM

Mixed with the waft and taste of musky salty nut sacks in my mouth.

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Re: Post Your Memories of Double Action Jackson Here
Posted by: uhdbh ()
Date: March 22, 2017 11:47AM

Arthur Treacher's fish and chips taste soooo good!!!!

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Re: Post Your Memories of Double Action Jackson Here
Posted by: uhdbh ()
Date: March 22, 2017 11:50AM

But huge vein popping dicks taste better ...w/ a load of salty jizz on my face...I love it Baby! I wish everybody wood violate me.

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Re: Post Your Memories of Double Action Jackson Here
Posted by: Fantam ()
Date: March 22, 2017 12:04PM

Hey, it's lunch time. Time to head out to Arthur Treacher's for some great fish and chips with an ice cold Grape Fanta!

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Re: Post Your Memories of Double Action Jackson Here
Posted by: Fantam ()
Date: March 22, 2017 12:21PM

Plus 2 Fat cocks up my ass as I get glazed like a donut.

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Re: Post Your Memories of Double Action Jackson Here
Posted by: Lt. Col. Kilgore ()
Date: March 22, 2017 12:23PM

Fantam Wrote:
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> Plus 2 Fat cocks up my ass as I get glazed like a
> donut.


^^^Ha Ha good one...these posts are classic.

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Re: Post Your Memories of Double Action Jackson Here
Posted by: Fantam ()
Date: March 22, 2017 12:31PM

Lt. Col. Kilgore Wrote:
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> > Plus 2 Fat cocks up my ass as I get glazed like
> a
> > donut.
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> ^^^Ha Ha good one...these posts are classic.


Thanks, All the homeless guys at the public library think I'm like a fucking comedian...they don't EVEN KNOW ,that Arthur Treacher's is gone! HA HA!

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Re: Post Your Memories of Double Action Jackson Here
Posted by: Lt. Col. Kilgore ()
Date: March 22, 2017 12:39PM

Lt. Col. Kilgore Wrote:
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> > Plus 2 Fat cocks up my ass as I get glazed like
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> ^^^ Any meal at Arthur Treacher's is a good one...A large Grape Fanta is always a classic.

There you go fixed it for you- a hole...

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Re: Post Your Memories of Double Action Jackson Here
Posted by: Fantam ()
Date: March 22, 2017 12:47PM

Lt. Col. Kilgore Wrote:
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> > > Plus 2 Fat cocks up my ass as I get glazed
> like
> > a
> > > donut.
> >
> >
> > ^^^ Any meal at Arthur Treacher's is a good
> one...A large Grape Fanta is always a classic.
>
> There you go fixed it for you- a hole...
Just wanted to let you know that Any meal at Arthur Treacher's is a good one and

A large Grape Fanta is always a classic.

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Re: Post Your Memories of Double Action Jackson Here
Posted by: Areil ()
Date: March 22, 2017 12:55PM

Fantam Wrote:
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> > > > Plus 2 Fat cocks up my ass as I get glazed
> > like
> > > a
> > > > donut.
> > >
> > >
> > > ^^^ Any meal at Arthur Treacher's is a good
> > one...A large Grape Fanta is always a classic.
> >
> > There you go fixed it for you- a hole...
> Just wanted to let you know that Any meal at
> Arthur Treacher's is a good one and
>
> A large Grape Fanta is always a classic.


He he he giggle this is like the most hilarious thing I've heard EVAR!

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Re: Post Your Memories of Double Action Jackson Here
Posted by: Fantam ()
Date: March 22, 2017 01:00PM

Fantam Wrote:
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> > > > Plus 2 Fat cocks up my ass as I get glazed
> > like
> > > a
> > > > donut.
> > >
> > >
> > > ^^^ Any meal at Arthur Treacher's is a good
> > one...A large Grape Fanta is always a classic.
> >
> > There you go fixed it for you- a hole...
> Just wanted to let you know that Any meal at
> Arthur Treacher's is a good one and
>
> A large Grape Fanta is always a classic.


Especially if it's a 2 litre bottle shoved up my fry grease lubed gaping asshole....clASSic

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Re: Post Your Memories of Double Action Jackson Here
Posted by: Lt. Col. Kilgore ()
Date: March 22, 2017 01:02PM

Fantam Wrote:
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> > > > > Plus 2 Fat cocks up my ass as I get
> glazed
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> > > > a
> > > > > donut.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > ^^^ Any meal at Arthur Treacher's is a
> good
> > > one...A large Grape Fanta is always a
> classic.
> > >
> > > There you go fixed it for you- a hole...
> > Just wanted to let you know that Any meal at
> > Arthur Treacher's is a good one and
> >
> > A large Grape Fanta is always a classic.
>
>
> Especially if it's a 2 litre bottle shoved up my
> fry grease lubed gaping asshole....clASSic


Man, the library guys loved that one..they may buy me a 40 later. We will then go hang w/ Kyle P, Mouth, and Skyscraper...epic Broners.

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Re: Post Your Memories of Double Action Jackson Here
Posted by: Fantam ()
Date: March 22, 2017 05:23PM

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> > > > > > donut.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > ^^^ Any meal at Arthur Treacher's is a
> > good
> > > > one...A large Grape Fanta is always a
> > classic.
> > > >
> > > > There you go fixed it for you- a hole...
> > > Just wanted to let you know that Any meal at
> > > Arthur Treacher's is a good one and
> > >
> > > A large Grape Fanta is always a classic.
> >
> >
> > Especially if it's an Arthur Treachere's 2 piece fish & chips dinner
> with fresh coleslaw and an a ice cold Grape Fanta....
>....clASSic
>
>
> Man, the FFX underground hot chicks and cool guys loved that one..they may buy
> me a gift certificate for a free add a fish later. We will then go hang out at Arthur Treacher's....

Great Post!

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Re: Post Your Memories of Double Action Jackson Here
Posted by: Fantam ()
Date: March 22, 2017 05:34PM

Fantam Wrote:
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> > > > > > > Plus 2 Fat cocks up my ass as I get
> > > glazed
> > > > > like
> > > > > > a
> > > > > > > donut.
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > ^^^ Any meal at Arthur Treacher's is a
> > > good
> > > > > one...A large Grape Fanta is always a
> > > classic.
> > > > >
> > > > > There you go fixed it for you- a hole...
> > > > Just wanted to let you know that Any meal
> at
> > > > Arthur Treacher's is a good one and
> > > >
> > > > A large Grape Fanta is always a classic.
> > >
> > >
> > > Especially if it's an Arthur Treachere's 2
> piece fish & chips dinner
> > with fresh coleslaw and an a ice cold Grape
> Fanta....
> >....clASSic
> >
> >
> > Man, the FFX underground hot chicks and cool
> guys loved that one..they may buy
> > me a gift certificate for a free add a fish
> later. We will then go hang out at Arthur
> Treacher's....
>
> Great Post!

Wow, I'm getting delirious as I have had non-stop rectum wreckage and quarts of spooge in my mouth...thats what we use for the slaw at our non existent shithole. Speaking of shithole's here comes the BIG guy hard and ready for my fryer oil lube sphincter. OUCH!

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Re: Post Your Memories of Double Action Jackson Here
Posted by: On All Issues Bill N ()
Date: March 22, 2017 09:33PM

> seldom agreed with him politically, but I suspect I could have sat down with him over beers and had civil conversations on other issues.

We would be cordial and could talk about anything..but I would not change your mind..or you mine on politics.. And we each would probably learn something about the world .

DAJAX .. The Real DAJAX.Getting cut off all the time..LOL By Punks..Having Fun

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Re: Post Your Memories of Double Action Jackson Here
Posted by: Thats Is Other Then The GOP's ()
Date: March 22, 2017 09:40PM

Obamacare..Replacement bill.. It stinks..Age Tax..Hell No..!

I also don't like medical tax accounts in a way ..as I see them as good for those that can save money..many people cant get past payday with a extra dollars.. 401 K's IRS's the same..Thats why so many my age have got less the 100 k in them.. The med tax accounts yes a good thing for those that can put the money away..do it..but dont expect that as a answer for everyones med insurance costs..The working poor as I say..cant do it..

DAJAX

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Re: Post Your Memories of Double Action Jackson Here
Posted by: I Concur with Myself ()
Date: March 22, 2017 09:52PM

I concur.

DAJAX .. The Real DAJAX.Getting cut off all the time..LOL By Punks..Having Fun

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Re: Post Your Memories of Double Action Jackson Here
Posted by: DAJAX Added Something Real ()
Date: March 23, 2017 10:03AM

DAJAX, I thought you added some real insight to this wacky ass site. Obviously you knew a good amount of the local history, like the guys on the FFX Pic Thread. Don't let these simpleton trolls keep you away...trust me I have seen it get worse...and better.

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Re: Post Your Memories of Double Action Jackson Here
Posted by: Treach Yourself ()
Date: March 23, 2017 10:11AM

DAJAX SE Asia Wrote:
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> Dude killed 50 japs before he got his shins blowed
> off.


Damn, DAJAX must have let off one hell of a nasty fart!

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Re: Post Your Memories of Double Action Jackson Here
Posted by: DAJFAG ()
Date: March 23, 2017 10:18AM

He gave me the best blowjob of my life, then licked up the mess.

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Re: Post Your Memories of Double Action Jackson Here
Posted by: Arthur Treacher Guy Slurps Jizz ()
Date: March 23, 2017 10:30AM

DAJFAG Wrote:
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> He gave me the best blowjob of my life, then
> licked up the mess.


That's what you were dreaming! God Damn your shit is getter dumber by the day, William.

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Re: Post Your Memories of Double Action Jackson Here
Posted by: Arthur's army ()
Date: March 23, 2017 10:44AM

Arthur Treacher Guy Slurps Jizz Wrote:
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> Damn your shit is getter dumber by the day, William.


'Is getter dumber'???
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Re: Post Your Memories of Double Action Jackson Here
Posted by: Arthur's army ()
Date: March 23, 2017 11:01AM

I love cum on my face and cock in my ass.

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Re: Post Your Memories of Double Action Jackson Here
Posted by: Arthur Creature ()
Date: March 23, 2017 11:04AM

Cum is my favorite tartar sauce!

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Re: Post Your Memories of Double Action Jackson Here
Posted by: Treacher feature ()
Date: March 24, 2017 02:23AM

Arthur Treacher's Fish and chips rule!

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Re: Post Your Memories of Double Action Jackson Here
Posted by: DumbDogs ()
Date: March 24, 2017 01:51PM

DAJAX Added Something Real Wrote:
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> DAJAX, I thought you added some real insight to
> this wacky ass site. Obviously you knew a good
> amount of the local history, like the guys on the
> FFX Pic Thread. Don't let these simpleton trolls
> keep you away...trust me I have seen it get
> worse...and better.


^agree. I'm not sure what was said or done but I don't blame you for vanishing. Besides, only your frequent user name has vanished and that, it appears is the bone you've thrown to the dogs. So be it. They're tearing it up. Hahaha.

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