For <$20 per person, can be indoor or outdoor.

Already went to most of the major parks, the museums, and went past Lake Royal but the contractor was not available.

Kids or no kids allowed- doesn't matter (like, can't take the kid to a happy hour bar event but he would be fine going with me to a park).

Last summer we hit all the major pools and waterparks in the area, so that is already done too. Used to go in the yard and break out the super soaker waterguns and shoot each other all day but that was in the 90's LOL.

6 flags(jerseey, i know better than the one in MD!) or any themepark tickets are like $80 a person now!!

Even the DC zoo wants $20 to park now and forget the metro in the summer with no AC on half the trains!

Any ideas? Trying to maximize fun/cost so we can do 5 small trips instead of one big one.

Worse case scenario, i will borrow my friends boat and go fishing a lot.

Flood someone's basement while they are gone.

Stab your father...fuck your mother....lust after babies....fail to kill yourself 4 or 5 times.

Sleep

Fap off to porn.

Give Gerry a BJ

Bang Arthur Treachers posters mom for $5

Have a delicious fish and chips meal at Arthur Treacher's VERY AFFORDABLE!

Yawn...

Go around neighborhoods throwing your trash in other people's cans and wait for the hilarious people that come out yelling, it's the adult ding dong ditch!

Smoke some weed. Your kid can smoke too if he's not a little snitch

Attack any strongly asserted point of view on FFXU.

Outrageously mock anyone that says anything.

Sucking dick at the I-66 rest area

You can park on the street for free to visit the Zoo in DC.

Take Metro down to the Smithsonian. Also check out the Building Museum.

Freq Wrote:
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> You can park on the street for free to visit the
> Zoo in DC.
>
> Take Metro down to the Smithsonian. Also check
> out the Building Museum.

The OP stated that, they are looking for cheap things to do in Fairfax County - Not taking their lives in their hands by visiting D.C. or riding that Death Trap call METRO.

Great Falls

LSD

Shop at Aldi, but don't buy anything.

Sit down with a glass of cognac and watch Jessica Jones on Netflix!

Along the GW Parkway..Dyke Marsh..Belle Haven Marina, walk along the walk jog bike path look for birds. Free ! Then get in the Car and go to Wash Marina on the parkway. Just north of Old Town Alex..get some thing to eat or a soda there at the Deck Carry out, then back in the car, stop at Gravely point above Reagan National AP and watch the planes land a bit, then back in the car up the GW parkway to the overlooks to see Fletchers Boat house and Chain Bridge..No Fees ..Just gas expense and 15 bucks will get you all some thing to eat and drink if its just a hot dog and a coke..The "Kid" will..Dig It..! Later when its warmer, ride bikes or walk ..You can walk over the WW Bridge all the way to National Harbor ..

DAJAX

Get some old clothes,
sew them into a costume,
Become a super hero...............

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPU8OAjjS4k

I like to pick up illegals at 711, take them to my house to clean and work all day. After using them all day I take them to dinner at mcdonalds, pretend I'm going to the bathroom and take off without paying those filthy roaches. Cheap , free and fun.

Here is a idea Wrote:
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> I like to pick up illegals at 711, take them to my
> house to clean and work all day. After using them
> all day I take them to dinner at mcdonalds,
> pretend I'm going to the bathroom and take off
> without paying those filthy roaches. Cheap , free
> and fun.
Yea, The they remember where you live, come over and ass fuck your wife, eviscerate you like a turkey and burn your house down. Good Times.

Take A Stroll Wrote:
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> Along the GW Parkway..Dyke Marsh..Belle Haven
> Marina, walk along the walk jog bike path look for
> birds. Free ! Then get in the Car and go to Wash
> Marina on the parkway. Just north of Old Town
> Alex..get some thing to eat or a soda there at the
> Deck Carry out, then back in the car, stop at
> Gravely point above Reagan National AP and watch
> the planes land a bit, then back in the car up the
> GW parkway to the overlooks to see Fletchers Boat
> house and Chain Bridge..No Fees ..Just gas expense
> and 15 bucks will get you all some thing to eat
> and drink if its just a hot dog and a coke..The
> "Kid" will..Dig It..! Later when its warmer, ride
> bikes or walk ..You can walk over the WW Bridge
> all the way to National Harbor ..
>
> DAJAX


DAJAX love his hotdogs.

jerk off

Not Fairfax, but Gravelly Point is always fun with the kids. Can't kill a whole day there, but a couple of hours.