A Spell to Bind Donald Trump and All Those Who Abet Him: February 24th Mass Ritual
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Date: February 27, 2017 04:02PM
All you need is a tarot card, candle, and a couple of nails to join the ritual.
Then chant a few witchy words:
“I call upon you/ To bind/ Donald J. Trump/ So that he may fail utterly/ That he may do no harm/ To any human soul/ Nor any tree/ Animal/ Rock/ Stream/ or Sea."