This is what I saw today on the intersection of Rt 50 and Waples Mill Rd. Thought it was funny.
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Hope he won't be needing that foot if he gets in an accident.

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Jesus Christ, even for a weekend-warrior that guy's a fucking disgrace. Sandals and a hot cup of Starbuck's on a bike that's a roof away from being called a mini-van. I bet that bike does everything short of wipe his ass for him. Just buy a Civic while you're at it.

I don't ride,let me make that clear.

But I can't imagine that other bikers take people like this seriously.

Who the fuck drinks coffee while riding a motorcycle?


Anyway, I was on 95n this morning doing 80mph and some biker passed between me and another car like we were sitting still, and was weaving between the three lanes. About ten minutes later I saw him pulled over by a trooper and was being led to the police car. Looks like jail time for that guy!

Blessed are the murderous.

The Real Sculler Wrote:
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> Jesus Christ, even for a weekend-warrior that
> guy's a fucking disgrace. Sandals and a hot cup
> of Starbuck's on a bike that's a roof away from
> being called a mini-van. I bet that bike does
> everything short of wipe his ass for him. Just
> buy a Civic while you're at it.
>
> I don't ride,let me make that clear.
>
> But I can't imagine that other bikers take people
> like this seriously.


+1 That bike is a fucking joke. And no, real bikers laugh at douches like that. I just emailed that pic to a buddy who is a biker and he said he'd like to punch his lights out, just out of principle.

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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

Speaking about retarded bikes...

Anybody ever seen pics of the BMW bikes with the roofs on them? They look like that thing Mr. Garrison made on South Park.

Is that roof for safety or what?

Even though that pic shows a helmet, in Europe riders are exempt from wearing a helmet if they have that model BMW.

Pretty gay, but not as gay as the Peugeot scooters I saw over there....

Blessed are the murderous.



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I'd take a scooter over a smart car any day...

What about this one?

As a rider I find that horrible. I'm not perfect, but I'd never be seen on my bike in sandals.

I'm sure those bikes are great for long hauls, but I think they are a joke to have around here.

All bikes are jokes. It's usually fat white people with cop 'staches who are trying too hard to look badass with their extra loud exhaust, super chrome package 2000, leather chaps while carrying a nasty looking meth head for a chick who's wearing acid washed jeans that are 3 sizes too small.

Nobody wants to see that crap. Buy a car and keep those windows rolled up.

You've never ridden a motorbike before, have you Hardly?

let's add the rediculous heil hitler sign that all bikers give each other when they pass....wtf?

huffy Wrote:
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> let's add the rediculous heil hitler sign that all
> bikers give each other when they pass....wtf?


No different than all the Jeep Wrangler drivers that wave at each other all the time.

Blessed are the murderous.

I'll tell ya these MTRBKN gangs are going to ruin NOVA.

I ride a sport bike, and I cant stand these Harley Faggots. There is a term used in the sport bike community for people like this who wear sandals, shorts, wife beaters while riding..."SQUIDS" because thats what the look like when they are splattered all over the road. This guy looks like such a rookie.

Dodge Tomahawk, baddest bike evar!

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7016/3128/1600/dodge_tomahawk_8.jpg

eesh Wrote:
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> Speaking about retarded bikes...
>
> Anybody ever seen pics of the BMW bikes with the
> roofs on them? They look like that thing Mr.
> Garrison made on South Park.
>

Ooooh... I want. It looks like a little tykes car!

Thanks to all you folks that ride, organ donations are at an all time high.

Agreed, the secret wave is fucking retarded. How gay is it to say "hey, we both have motorcycles" Do Harley owners know this is common with Prius drivers?

What a coincidence with over 1 million FFx residents that 2 own donorcycles.

What's really a joke is someone riding a bike used to be a badass. Now when you see a Harley type it's usually a fat soccer-dad in major debt or a dentist with lots of cash. Not much in between. Very different in the South & West.

SportBike Wrote:
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> I ride a sport bike, and I cant stand these Harley
> Faggots. There is a term used in the sport bike
> community for people like this who wear sandals,
> shorts, wife beaters while riding..."SQUIDS"
> because thats what the look like when they are
> splattered all over the road. This guy looks like
> such a rookie.

The bike pictured is not a Harley. The percentage of sport bike riders that are complete douchebags is much higher than that of Harley riders.

Here's a guy riding a motorcycle.

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.snopes.com/photos/gruesome/graphics/notweak8.jpg&imgrefurl=http://message.snopes.com/showthread.php%3Ft%3D11653&usg=__PBWmFhqViQIpeRaDH0mujMWT61o=&h=535&w=731&sz=69&hl=en&start=17&um=1&tbnid=jB0I6HuyH9bhkM:&tbnh=103&tbnw=141&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dmotorcycle%2Bwreck%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DN%26um%3D1

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Hope he won't be needing that foot if he gets in
> an accident.


What if that Starbucks is scalding hot too?

that bike has a fucking trailer hitch on it. where's his pontoon boat?

Bounce House Wrote:
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> Dodge Tomahawk, baddest bike evar!
>
> http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7016/3128/1600/
> dodge_tomahawk_8.jpg

From what I've read, because the Tomahawk has four wheels it can't technically be put into the motorcycle class, as they have two wheels. However, I agree with you 100% that that is one bad motherfucker. With close to 600hp, they don't have an official topspeed (probably because they have to find the right lunatic to test it), but I understand that they plan on taking it out on the Salt Flats at some point.

I vaguely remember it has a "theoretical" top speed of 250-300 mph. In reality, any street cycle no matter it's torque, weight, cc's, etc., can't break though 190ish based solely on aerodynamics. You need a stretched, missile shaped one to break through past 200.

Sportbikes crush harleys and cruisers. I hate douche bag wannabe hardass harley riders that fly their stupid POW MIA Flags because the think its cool to act like you were in NAM. GET A FUCKING LIFE! I love screaming by those types on a wheelie givin em the finger while they cover their ears cuz my pipe is splitting their eardrum.

sportbike Wrote:
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> Sportbikes crush harleys and cruisers. I hate
> douche bag wannabe hardass harley riders that fly
> their stupid POW MIA Flags because the think its
> cool to act like you were in NAM. GET A FUCKING
> LIFE! I love screaming by those types on a wheelie
> givin em the finger while they cover their ears
> cuz my pipe is splitting their eardrum.

It's very important to wear a color-coordinated sports bike outfit when you ride. Otherwise, people might not think you ride a sport bike.

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Color Coordinate? I normally wear plain black boots, jeans and whatever T Shirts is clean at the moment. Please MrMephisto dont tell me you fly MIA POW, b/c if you do please donk yourself off immediately

sportbike Wrote:
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> Color Coordinate? I normally wear plain black
> boots, jeans and whatever T Shirts is clean at the
> moment. Please MrMephisto dont tell me you fly
> MIA POW, b/c if you do please donk yourself off
> immediately

Then you're not a real sports biker. Everybody knows that you have to have a racing suit to ride a sports bike. Sort of like you need a faggoty spandex outfit to ride a bicycle.

It protects from road vibration and micro-impacts, dontcha know.

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I saw this crazy looking bike a few weeks ago that had 2 wheels in the front and one in the back. Anyone know what the hell this was supposed to be?

sportbike Wrote:
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> I love screaming by those types on a wheelie
> givin em the finger while they cover their ears
> cuz my pipe is splitting their eardrum.

Only in your dreams.

Personally, I love the way the Patriot Guard Riders came about as a way to block Rev Phelps/Westboro Church band of evangeli-psychos from disrupting funerals of the deceased military.

Skid Mark Wrote:
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> I saw this crazy looking bike a few weeks ago that
> had 2 wheels in the front and one in the back.
> Anyone know what the hell this was supposed to be?


was it like this?



a reverse trike if you will

Not exactly. The rider was facing forward a bit more (not a like a touring bike) and the front wheels were further apart. Looked like something out of TRON.

sportbike Wrote:
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> Color Coordinate? I normally wear plain black
> boots, jeans and whatever T Shirts is clean at the
> moment. Please MrMephisto dont tell me you fly
> MIA POW, b/c if you do please donk yourself off
> immediately


No MIA flag, just riding from greasey spoon to greasey spoon to gorge every Saturday

like this one?

Yup, that's that one. Doesn't look too safe.

probably safer than a regular bike, it stands up on its own. my guess would be you sacrifice speed on turns for safety. it almost looks like a snowmobile with wheels.

I am probably one of the few in here that acctually ride a sport bike, or any bike to be honest. How many of you nerds in here acctually ride? This conversation just sounds like a bunch of geeks trying to talk about motorcycles. Some what like those types of people that talk football and have never played in their life.

No matter how hard you try, you'll never be as cool as those bikers in that DMX video.

Don't forget Biker Boyz!!!

sportbike Wrote:
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> Sportbikes crush harleys and cruisers. I hate
> douche bag wannabe hardass harley riders that fly
> their stupid POW MIA Flags because the think its
> cool to act like you were in NAM. GET A FUCKING
> LIFE! I love screaming by those types on a wheelie
> givin em the finger while they cover their ears
> cuz my pipe is splitting their eardrum.

Stupidest post I've seen lately. That's like someone bragging that their Honda S2000 can outrun a Lincoln Continental. I guess you're real proud that you can beat all those Harleys. Don't forget, when you go blazing by on one wheel, all those Harley riders are laughing their asses off at that douchebag that just went by.

A motorcycle is just a form of transportation why does there have to be all this special clothing and secret language. Just stfu and ride.

special clothing is for safety, professor genius

Well, I am moving to ffx 1 oct. I am from Oklahoma and I have ridden a bike or one kind or another all my life. I currently ride a loud cruiser, It is my only mode of transportation by choice. I love riding. I recently spent 10 days in nova on my house hunting trip and I did notice that very few people ride bikes around there. They are very common here in the midwest.

Leave your loud-ass bike in the midwest. There is no reason for you to be riding a noisy look-at-me-mobile in densely populated Fairfax County.

It might be awesome to all the guys down at the feedmill in Oklahoma, but you're just going to piss all your neighbors off around here.

Also, the adage that "loud pipes save lives" is completely moot in this county. This is an aggressive place. In fact, the loudness might actually make you more of a target, and I'm not even kidding.

Wow, who knew? It appears the level of hostility towards motorcyclists is almost as high as it is towards bicyclists. Not sure what to make of that.

The hostility is not towards motorcyclists, its towards those who choose ridiculously loud, irritating bikes without any real thought about how all that noise might affect others.

Also, just to clue you in, the hostility towards bicyclists is due to their frequently not obeying the rules of the road, being hostile towards car drivers, slowing down drivers while cycling in auto lanes, rarely giving any consideration at all to those around them, etc.

(BTW, I am a bicyclist and a motorcyclist)

blinky famous Wrote:
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> special clothing is for safety, professor genius


I don't see crotch rocket bikers wearing the same clothing as harley fags. You don't need 40lbs of leather and metal spikes on your jacket for safety.

HA Wrote:
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> I am probably one of the few in here that
> acctually ride a sport bike, or any bike to be
> honest. How many of you nerds in here acctually
> ride? This conversation just sounds like a bunch
> of geeks trying to talk about motorcycles. Some
> what like those types of people that talk football
> and have never played in their life.


You're assuming that every nerd is trying to validate himself by fantasizing about riding a "bike".

But since you ride a bike, you are too slow to figure out that everyone here is TRASHING the biker, because riding a bike is stupid and only contributes to the profits of hospitals and nursing homes.

Yeah, nursing homes aren't only populated by old people. Legions of bikers are now proudly living in nursing homes after the inevitable results of slamming into pavement at high speeds wearing nothing more than ABS plastic and styrofoam on their heads.

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no Wrote:
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> (BTW, I am a bicyclist and a motorcyclist)

You're a retard.

If you really were a bicyclist you would know there's know such thing as an "auto lane" Every cyclist is entitled to take or share a lane under 50 mph. It's in the code (in most states) and the DMV even has a plate with the "share the road" logo.
I bet you're the type who takes handicapped parking spaces too.

I would ride a motorcycle if I could afford one. :(

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no Wrote:
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> Also, just to clue you in, the hostility towards
> bicyclists is due to their frequently not obeying
> the rules of the road,

Most in my observation obey the traffic laws, and so do I.

> being hostile towards car drivers,

How? By running them over?

> slowing down drivers while cycling in auto lanes,

I know of only 2 bike lanes in NoVA - Lawyers Road for 2 miles and Dranesville Road for about 1 mile. All lanes of traffic (except for those on limited-access roads), according to Virginia law, are available for cyclists to use at will.

> rarely giving any consideration at all to those around them, etc.

We cyclists are either commuting to/from work or training for important events; and you motorists need to be aware of that.

So Thurston, were you scared by a mini-bike when you were a child? What's up with this vitriol towards motorcycles? Perhaps some of those bikers in nursing homes were put there by people like you...

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> --------------------------------------------------
> Stupidest post I've seen lately. That's like
> someone bragging that their Honda S2000 can outrun
> a Lincoln Continental. I guess you're real proud
> that you can beat all those Harleys. Don't
> forget, when you go blazing by on one wheel, all
> those Harley riders are laughing their asses off
> at that douchebag that just went by.

Its actually a lot different than saying a Honda S200 can beat a Continental... Because my bike will smoke 99.9% of the cars on the road. Including ferrari's Lambo's. It is definitely fun smokin a douche that just spent 200 grand on his car.. GOD i love it

smoking douches? not really my thing i prefer cigarettes and the occasional cigar

HA Wrote:
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>
> Its actually a lot different than saying a Honda
> S200 can beat a Continental... Because my bike
> will smoke 99.9% of the cars on the road.
> Including ferrari's Lambo's. It is definitely fun
> smokin a douche that just spent 200 grand on his
> car.. GOD i love it

WTF is your point? It's not exactly rocket science to build a sport bike that can "smoke" just about every car on the road. You're comparing a 500ish lb. vehicle with a 3000ish lb. (that's on the low side) vehicle. Even a middle-of-the-road sport bike will have a lb/hp advantage over cars in general.

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> I would ride a motorcycle if I could afford one.
> :(


When Lurker buys me the bike he promised a year or two ago, I'll let you borrow it.

Then you and one-nut "Lance Armstrong" explain why bicyclists get so much hate? If you're all law abiding citizens that never slow everyone else down, why would you get so much flack? Have some self-awareness.

And I never said anything about it being legal or otherwise to cycle in auto lanes. I said you piss people off because you slow them down, not that your presence was illegal. The illegal part is the blowing of stop signs and whatnot..

And yes, I am a cyclist, but I live in DC where car drivers are the fucked ones :D

Also lols to all the "important events" you are "training for". I just like riding my bicycle and being healthy. Self-important much?

Berdhuis Wrote:
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> no Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Also, just to clue you in, the hostility
> towards
> > bicyclists is due to their frequently not
> obeying
> > the rules of the road,
>
> Most in my observation obey the traffic laws, and
> so do I.
>
> > being hostile towards car drivers,
>
> How? By running them over?
>
> > slowing down drivers while cycling in auto
> lanes,
>
> I know of only 2 bike lanes in NoVA - Lawyers Road
> for 2 miles and Dranesville Road for about 1 mile.
> All lanes of traffic (except for those on
> limited-access roads), according to Virginia law,
> are available for cyclists to use at will.
>
> > rarely giving any consideration at all to those
> around them, etc.
>
> We cyclists are either commuting to/from work or
> training for important events; and you motorists
> need to be aware of that.

Lance Armstrong Wrote:
> I bet you're the type who takes handicapped
> parking spaces too.

I don't even own a car, you whiney douchebag.

Captain America Wrote:
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> So Thurston, were you scared by a mini-bike when
> you were a child? What's up with this vitriol
> towards motorcycles? Perhaps some of those bikers
> in nursing homes were put there by people like
> you...


No. Riding a motorcycle is fun, but it's just not worth the risk.

Maybe if I could just do it on a dedicated track or something, for thrills, I'd be okay with it.

But riding a motorcycle on public roadways just seems really retarded to me. Just as retarded as riding a bicycle on public roads. Or the idiot I saw on Old Dominion today, riding some gay-ass tricycle that was about 3 feet tall. He was "smart" enough to have a little flashing led light on the back, but what was he going to expect would happen when some driver going 40 mph while talking on a cell phone came around one of the curves and found him 20 feet from his bumper?

Fuck! Cops get killed on the shoulder of the highway while pulling people over! And these self-important fucks think that just because it's legal to do, that means everyone else is going to understand that, respect that, and compensate for that?

My "vitriol" towards motorcycles isn't because I think bike riders are assholes. It's because it's just way too dangerous to be riding a bike in this area.

Maybe out in Utah or Nevada or some other sparsely populated area with little traffic, maybe that's okay.

But to ride a two wheel contraption (motorized or not) on public roads in this area is just suicidal.

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The Real Sculler Wrote:
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> Jesus Christ, even for a weekend-warrior that
> guy's a fucking disgrace. Sandals and a hot cup
> of Starbuck's on a bike that's a roof away from
> being called a mini-van. I bet that bike does
> everything short of wipe his ass for him. Just
> buy a Civic while you're at it.

Someone once described a full-dress GoldWing like this one as a "Hondabago -- sleeps six".

Beats a cage but not by much...

no Wrote:
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> Then you and one-nut "Lance Armstrong" explain why
> bicyclists get so much hate? If you're all law
> abiding citizens that never slow everyone else
> down, why would you get so much flack? Have some
> self-awareness.

Because we're multi-season athletes who are publicly visible while motorists (who are mostly fat and lazy, but not all), tripping all over themselves, are busy going nowhere slowly - caused by your fellow motorists - doh! You're just jealous.

> And I never said anything about it being legal or
> otherwise to cycle in auto lanes. I said you piss
> people off because you slow them down, not that
> your presence was illegal.

Other cars and traffic lights slow down motorists a million times more frequently than cyclists; get over yourselves.

> The illegal part is the blowing of stop signs and whatnot..

Yes, blowing stop signs is illegal. What is whatnot?
(hint: W=Wn, therefore n=1)

> And yes, I am a cyclist, but I live in DC where
> car drivers are the fucked ones :D

I probably know you.

> Also lols to all the "important events" you are
> "training for". I just like riding my bicycle and
> being healthy. Self-important much?

We're all important, son.

Berdhuis Wrote:
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> no Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Then you and one-nut "Lance Armstrong" explain
> why
> > bicyclists get so much hate? If you're all law
> > abiding citizens that never slow everyone else
> > down, why would you get so much flack? Have
> some
> > self-awareness.
>
> Because we're multi-season athletes who are
> publicly visible while motorists (who are mostly
> fat and lazy, but not all), tripping all over
> themselves, are busy going nowhere slowly - caused
> by your fellow motorists - doh! You're just
> jealous.
>
> > And I never said anything about it being legal
> or
> > otherwise to cycle in auto lanes. I said you
> piss
> > people off because you slow them down, not that
> > your presence was illegal.
>
> Other cars and traffic lights slow down motorists
> a million times more frequently than cyclists; get
> over yourselves.
>
> > The illegal part is the blowing of stop signs
> and whatnot..
>
> Yes, blowing stop signs is illegal. What is
> whatnot?
> (hint: W=Wn, therefore n=1)
>
> > And yes, I am a cyclist, but I live in DC where
> > car drivers are the fucked ones :D
>
> I probably know you.
>
> > Also lols to all the "important events" you are
> > "training for". I just like riding my bicycle
> and
> > being healthy. Self-important much?
>
> We're all important, son.

Holy CHRIST on a cracker, has anyone seen this guy? Hell, he must be the MOST important man in the world! He can solve all of your problems! He knows the answer TO EVERY QUESTION! He'll do your math homework while finger-fucking your sister!

He's PUBLICLY VISIBLE! He's MULTI-SEASON! He will WHIP your sorry motorist ass INTO SHAPE with his MANtastic spandex and rigorous CROSS-COUNTRY TRAINING!

Hot DAMN, I am JEALOUS of you! You must get more pussy than Hugh Hefner with a fist-full of Viagra!

Pompous Ass Wrote:
> Hot DAMN, I am JEALOUS of you! You must get more
> pussy than Hugh Hefner with a fist-full of Viagra!

This is Fairfax Underground. It doesn't count unless you fist the girl.

Fuck it. Why even try anymore?



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LOL a Fierocycle. Now I've seen it all.

tomahawk Wrote:
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> LOL a Fierocycle. Now I've seen it all.


Unfortunately, there are no known photos from the incident on the side of the highway were it mysteriously burst into flames and completely immolated itself.

But it has been reported that this was the last known fiero ever produced, and like all other fieros, it, too, burned up on the side of the road.

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Jeez, what a douchebag YOU are. Get your kicks out of posting sick accident photos without any sort of "grisly" disclaimer, is that it?

A big chunk of Beulah going out to Belvoir has a bike lane.

Bounce House Wrote:
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> Dodge Tomahawk, baddest bike evar!
>
> http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7016/3128/1600/dodge_tomahawk_8.jpg

that's nice and all but i think i would want something a bit faster. ;P

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Genevieve Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
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> > I would ride a motorcycle if I could afford one.
>
> When Lurker buys me the bike he promised a year or
> two ago, I'll let you borrow it.


can kitty ride too? :D



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Dealing With Douchebags Wrote:
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> Jeez, what a douchebag YOU are. Get your kicks
> out of posting sick accident photos without any
> sort of "grisly" disclaimer, is that it?

seriously? you didnt see the EXTREMELY GRUESOME: Motorcycle accident title? i mean, when you open the page this is what you see.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."
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So I guess he's only half the man he used to be?

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sportbike Wrote:
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> Sportbikes crush harleys and cruisers. I hate
> douche bag wannabe hardass harley riders that fly
> their stupid POW MIA Flags because the think its
> cool to act like you were in NAM. GET A FUCKING
> LIFE! I love screaming by those types on a wheelie
> givin em the finger while they cover their ears
> cuz my pipe is splitting their eardrum.

That's very impressive. I'm sure Nam vets run and hide when you do wheelies.
Sooner or later one of those "hardasses" will be scraping out off the pavement
or digging you out of someones radiator. Or, would you rather be a hood ornament?

WHO'S A MAN AND A HALF? I'M A MAN AND A HALF! BERSERKER PACKIN' MAN AND A HALF!

I'M COOKING WITH GAS! I'VE GOT A HANDFUL OF VERTEBRAE AND A POCKET FULL OF MAD! YEAH, THAT'S YOUR SPINAL CORD BABY! DIG IT!

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WTF did you turn my thread into?

Now That's a big bike!

Thurston Moore Wrote:
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> Captain America Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So Thurston, were you scared by a mini-bike
> when
> > you were a child? What's up with this vitriol
> > towards motorcycles? Perhaps some of those
> bikers
> > in nursing homes were put there by people like
> > you...
>
>
> No. Riding a motorcycle is fun, but it's just not
> worth the risk.
>
> Maybe if I could just do it on a dedicated track
> or something, for thrills, I'd be okay with it.
>
> But riding a motorcycle on public roadways just
> seems really retarded to me. Just as retarded as
> riding a bicycle on public roads. Or the idiot I
> saw on Old Dominion today, riding some gay-ass
> tricycle that was about 3 feet tall. He was
> "smart" enough to have a little flashing led light
> on the back, but what was he going to expect would
> happen when some driver going 40 mph while talking
> on a cell phone came around one of the curves and
> found him 20 feet from his bumper?
>
> Fuck! Cops get killed on the shoulder of the
> highway while pulling people over! And these
> self-important fucks think that just because it's
> legal to do, that means everyone else is going to
> understand that, respect that, and compensate for
> that?
>
> My "vitriol" towards motorcycles isn't because I
> think bike riders are assholes. It's because it's
> just way too dangerous to be riding a bike in this
> area.
>
> Maybe out in Utah or Nevada or some other sparsely
> populated area with little traffic, maybe that's
> okay.
>
> But to ride a two wheel contraption (motorized or
> not) on public roads in this area is just
> suicidal.

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Nice Goldwing. Those are sweet bikes. Buddy of mine rode one across country one year.

You can get a shit load of women with that bike. They like the "rumble vibrating seat" with the chair back. A GL1000 can really get a woman off.
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Goldwing == Hondabago. Sleeps six.

(No, I didn't make that up, though I wish I did; it's from one of the mainstream motorcycle mags, quite possibly Rider, in the 1980s.)