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When you finally get out of Nova, you'll learn that you won't have to do those silly vehicle inspections
Posted by: Petey Greene ()
Date: September 29, 2016 07:06PM

Emissions inspections are no longer required as well. We in Florida don't do those silly things. Count your days when you can leave the hell hole you live in. There is a better America that awaits you. I threw my Reef's flip flops out on the veranda today to warm up before I put them on. I like my flip flops toasty.

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Re: When you finally get out of Nova, you'll learn that you won't have to do those silly vehicle inspections
Posted by: DNNhy ()
Date: September 29, 2016 07:56PM

Excuse me, Mr. Wright - NOVA is not the only jurisdiction in the United States that requires emissions inspections. Enjoy the Zika in your tropical slums...

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Re: When you finally get out of Nova, you'll learn that you won't have to do those silly vehicle inspections
Posted by: what else you will learn ()
Date: September 29, 2016 07:58PM

Smog + sulfur smelling Florida air makes you want to gag. Driving around rednecks who haven't serviced their truck in 20 years gets old.

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Re: When you finally get out of Nova, you'll learn that you won't have to do those silly vehicle inspections
Posted by: bohic ()
Date: September 29, 2016 08:02PM

If your in a NICE part Palm Beach County.

The rest of the State has a certain kind of trailer trash not found here, and dumb black people that think putting shiny things on their teeth good.

Rains daily, lizards, spiders, gators, natural disasters.

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Re: When you finally get out of Nova, you'll learn that you won't have to do those silly vehicle inspections
Posted by: vVCMv ()
Date: September 29, 2016 08:05PM

Don't know man. It looks a little crowded to me. I think the digs in Fairfax Station are an upgrade from this.
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Re: When you finally get out of Nova, you'll learn that you won't have to do those silly vehicle inspections
Posted by: florida meth ()
Date: September 29, 2016 08:05PM

Don't forget to have a cage installed over your heat pump, oh and dont' forget to have your heat pump at least 3ft off the ground. Meth heads love stealing heat pumps, and when it floods you don't want it ground level.

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Re: When you finally get out of Nova, you'll learn that you won't have to do those silly vehicle inspections
Posted by: the truth for you bamas online ()
Date: September 29, 2016 08:22PM

why would u need a heat pump in crappy florida? its full of niggers that call whites crackers and florida is full of uneducated black colored niggers, also florida will be a heavy victim of the global warming crisis,


dmv area is next to the belly of the beast DC the white house capital hill etc

virginia has excellent roads homes malls grocery stores...


virginias problem is the marijuana laws and virginia nature scenery is poopy 1st level shit.


look virginia is expensive so they drove out the poor koons and gooks

the black human is eneducated

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Re: When you finally get out of Nova, you'll learn that you won't have to do those silly vehicle inspections
Posted by: Oregon is a 3rd world state ()
Date: September 29, 2016 08:27PM

the truth is oregon is the #1 state that sucks the government food stamps dry


oregon is the white mans ghettos


oregon has a small nigger population cause all the slave plantations was around virginia east coast south ........



west coast koons are different


why is white woman sleeping with niggers? very weird stuff


oregon and washington state has alot of meth heads those areas are 3rd world poverty and property theft capitals of america

in eugene oregon springfield oregon all over oregon u will see hundreds of homeless meth smokers and drunks


rest in peace america

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Re: When you finally get out of Nova, you'll learn that you won't have to do those silly vehicle inspections
Posted by: dLEjJ ()
Date: September 29, 2016 08:28PM

Annual safety inspections are a small price to pay for not having to live in the hell that makes up most of Florida.

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Re: When you finally get out of Nova, you'll learn that you won't have to do those silly vehicle inspections
Posted by: Oregon = Poverty Stricken State! ()
Date: September 29, 2016 08:29PM

Oregon is a poor poverty stricken state


lane county oregon home of university of oregon has the most food stamps given out in the whole americas!

fuck you OREGON BUMS!

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Re: When you finally get out of Nova, you'll learn that you won't have to do those silly vehicle inspections
Posted by: Prisoner of NoVa ()
Date: September 29, 2016 08:54PM

And it has Portland assholes.

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Re: When you finally get out of Nova, you'll learn that you won't have to do those silly vehicle inspections
Posted by: sftt ()
Date: September 29, 2016 09:07PM

Stop feeding this troll!

Don't even read the fool's posts, you know what he's going to say.

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Re: When you finally get out of Nova, you'll learn that you won't have to do those silly vehicle inspections
Posted by: Fairfax Station ()
Date: October 06, 2016 09:20PM

Petey Greene Wrote:
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> There is a better America that awaits you. I threw my Reef's flip flops out on
> the veranda today to warm up before I put them on.
> I like my flip flops toasty.

Ah, spent a nice evening out on the deck listening to the leaves rustle and enjoyed a nice cool breeze while downing a few oxtober beers. How was your day? Oh wait, the entire state of Florida has been evacuated. Again.

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Re: When you finally get out of Nova, you'll learn that you won't have to do those silly vehicle inspections
Posted by: Human Tripod ()
Date: October 10, 2016 09:09PM

Emissions inspections need to be statewide or not at all. Ever hear of "Equal Protection Under the Law"?

Figures... Government is above obeying its own laws. Like the U.S. Constitution...

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Re: When you finally get out of Nova, you'll learn that you won't have to do those silly vehicle inspections
Posted by: emissions ()
Date: October 10, 2016 11:41PM

i kind of want to run without a catlytic converter. Due to startup emissions, the cats are placed extremely close to the engine block of my car leading to a ~20whp loss over a catless option. The european version of my car has about 10whp more in part due to being placed further back on the header.

The interesting thing is that VA emissions are software based, not sniffer based so you can fool them easily if you know how to with software. Dunno if you want your car to smell bad though.

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Re: When you finally get out of Nova, you'll learn that you won't have to do those silly vehicle inspections
Posted by: Fuck libtards ()
Date: October 10, 2016 11:44PM

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Re: When you finally get out of Nova, you'll learn that you won't have to do those silly vehicle inspections
Posted by: ufg ()
Date: October 10, 2016 11:45PM

I was born and raised in Florida to age 22. Left 35 years ago and haven't been back since. And things weren't near as bad back then as now.

No inspections? I can't think of a sillier reason to move to a state.

I have retired from NOVA to Asheville NC. The place is overrun with ex-Floridian retirees that couldn't take the heat, bugs, and crime in FL. Natives call them "halfbacks" because they came from up north and when they fled FL they came halfway back up to NC. I can't say much because I'm a "come here" myself.

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Re: When you finally get out of Nova, you'll learn that you won't have to do those silly vehicle inspections
Posted by: kdVHm ()
Date: October 11, 2016 09:22AM

I'm retiring in 6 years. Wife will retire a year before me. We already have our retirement place in another Country. What's nice about this Country is that it is away from people. No blacks around and I mean no blacks! We have visited this place every year for the past 8 years. It is great! We are both glad to get out of here.

Both of us will be retired Gov't workers from the old retirement system so we don't have to worry about Social Security bullshit! Looking forward to it soooooooo bad. Oh yeah, no emmissions need to be done.

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Re: When you finally get out of Nova, you'll learn that you won't have to do those silly vehicle inspections
Posted by: uLJXt ()
Date: October 11, 2016 09:45AM

kdVHm Wrote:
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> I'm retiring in 6 years. Wife will retire a year
> before me. We already have our retirement place
> in another Country. What's nice about this
> Country is that it is away from people. No blacks
> around and I mean no blacks! We have visited this
> place every year for the past 8 years. It is
> great! We are both glad to get out of here.
>
> Both of us will be retired Gov't workers from the
> old retirement system so we don't have to worry
> about Social Security bullshit! Looking forward
> to it soooooooo bad. Oh yeah, no emmissions need
> to be done.

You are exactly what is wrong with America. Racist. Liberal government teat-suckers. Unpatriotic. Costa Rica is freaking hell hole. Everyone vacations there and likes to have a vacation house there. But who would actually want to LIVE in there?

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Posted by: Pura vida ()
Date: October 11, 2016 09:47AM

Costa Rica has lots of blacks and probably the strictest emissions standards in central America.

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Re: When you finally get out of Nova, you'll learn that you won't have to do those silly vehicle inspections
Posted by: kdVHm ()
Date: October 11, 2016 10:05AM

uLJXt Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> kdVHm Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'm retiring in 6 years. Wife will retire a
> year
> > before me. We already have our retirement
> place
> > in another Country. What's nice about this
> > Country is that it is away from people. No
> blacks
> > around and I mean no blacks! We have visited
> this
> > place every year for the past 8 years. It is
> > great! We are both glad to get out of here.
> >
> > Both of us will be retired Gov't workers from
> the
> > old retirement system so we don't have to worry
> > about Social Security bullshit! Looking
> forward
> > to it soooooooo bad. Oh yeah, no emmissions
> need
> > to be done.
>
> You are exactly what is wrong with America.
> Racist. Liberal government teat-suckers.
> Unpatriotic. Costa Rica is freaking hell hole.
> Everyone vacations there and likes to have a
> vacation house there. But who would actually want
> to LIVE in there?

Where in my post did I say we are retiring to Costa Rica???? Sure shows your dumb side. We are not going anywhere near Central or South America. Those places are not really safe. Unpratriotic?!?!?!? Don't think so bud! We stand for the American Anthem unlike the losers that do not stand. American military made sure we have that choice so if that's what they want to do then they can do that but I bet they would never serve in the military. I was drafted and I must say that it should be required to do a stint in the military. Either 2 or 4 years. Anyway back to retirement, not a teat-sucker. There are Government jobs that are actually worth working for. After this election I can sympathize for anyone who wants to move and live in another Country. Enjoy! :)

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Re: When you finally get out of Nova, you'll learn that you won't have to do those silly vehicle inspections
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: October 11, 2016 10:08AM

what else you will learn Wrote:
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> Smog + sulfur smelling Florida air makes you want
> to gag. Driving around rednecks who haven't
> serviced their truck in 20 years gets old.

Don't you get that in NoVa with all the spics?

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Re: When you finally get out of Nova, you'll learn that you won't have to do those silly vehicle inspections
Posted by: what else you will learn ()
Date: October 11, 2016 10:23AM

Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
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> what else you will learn Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Smog + sulfur smelling Florida air makes you
> want
> > to gag. Driving around rednecks who haven't
> > serviced their truck in 20 years gets old.
>
> Don't you get that in NoVa with all the spics?

1.6 - 2.0L SULEVS (spics love) don't pollute anywhere as bad as big V8s that rednecks love. The spics don't want to get pulled over and deported so they maintain them somewhat, unlike rednecks.

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Re: When you finally get out of Nova, you'll learn that you won't have to do those silly vehicle inspections
Posted by: trailer park trumptrash ()
Date: October 11, 2016 10:25AM

kdVHm Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> uLJXt Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > kdVHm Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I'm retiring in 6 years. Wife will retire a
> > year
> > > before me. We already have our retirement
> > place
> > > in another Country. What's nice about this
> > > Country is that it is away from people. No
> > blacks
> > > around and I mean no blacks! We have visited
> > this
> > > place every year for the past 8 years. It is
> > > great! We are both glad to get out of here.
> > >
> > > Both of us will be retired Gov't workers from
> > the
> > > old retirement system so we don't have to
> worry
> > > about Social Security bullshit! Looking
> > forward
> > > to it soooooooo bad. Oh yeah, no emmissions
> > need
> > > to be done.
> >
> > You are exactly what is wrong with America.
> > Racist. Liberal government teat-suckers.
> > Unpatriotic. Costa Rica is freaking hell hole.
>
> > Everyone vacations there and likes to have a
> > vacation house there. But who would actually
> want
> > to LIVE in there?
>
> Where in my post did I say we are retiring to
> Costa Rica???? Sure shows your dumb side. We are
> not going anywhere near Central or South America.
> Those places are not really safe.
> Unpratriotic?!?!?!? Don't think so bud! We stand
> for the American Anthem unlike the losers that do
> not stand. American military made sure we have
> that choice so if that's what they want to do then
> they can do that but I bet they would never serve
> in the military. I was drafted and I must say
> that it should be required to do a stint in the
> military. Either 2 or 4 years. Anyway back to
> retirement, not a teat-sucker. There are
> Government jobs that are actually worth working
> for. After this election I can sympathize for
> anyone who wants to move and live in another
> Country. Enjoy! :)

lol, it's funny how this redneck moron can reveal plenty of details in his story, all except the country he's going to.

Oh that's right, because you're full of shit. Enjoy retirement living in your trailer.

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Re: When you finally get out of Nova, you'll learn that you won't have to do those silly vehicle inspections
Posted by: kdVHm ()
Date: October 11, 2016 11:10AM

trailer park trumptrash Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> kdVHm Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > uLJXt Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > kdVHm Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > I'm retiring in 6 years. Wife will retire
> a
> > > year
> > > > before me. We already have our retirement
> > > place
> > > > in another Country. What's nice about this
> > > > Country is that it is away from people. No
> > > blacks
> > > > around and I mean no blacks! We have
> visited
> > > this
> > > > place every year for the past 8 years. It
> is
> > > > great! We are both glad to get out of
> here.
> > > >
> > > > Both of us will be retired Gov't workers
> from
> > > the
> > > > old retirement system so we don't have to
> > worry
> > > > about Social Security bullshit! Looking
> > > forward
> > > > to it soooooooo bad. Oh yeah, no
> emmissions
> > > need
> > > > to be done.
> > >
> > > You are exactly what is wrong with America.
> > > Racist. Liberal government teat-suckers.
> > > Unpatriotic. Costa Rica is freaking hell
> hole.
> >
> > > Everyone vacations there and likes to have a
> > > vacation house there. But who would actually
> > want
> > > to LIVE in there?
> >
> > Where in my post did I say we are retiring to
> > Costa Rica???? Sure shows your dumb side. We
> are
> > not going anywhere near Central or South
> America.
> > Those places are not really safe.
> > Unpratriotic?!?!?!? Don't think so bud! We
> stand
> > for the American Anthem unlike the losers that
> do
> > not stand. American military made sure we have
> > that choice so if that's what they want to do
> then
> > they can do that but I bet they would never
> serve
> > in the military. I was drafted and I must say
> > that it should be required to do a stint in the
> > military. Either 2 or 4 years. Anyway back to
> > retirement, not a teat-sucker. There are
> > Government jobs that are actually worth working
> > for. After this election I can sympathize for
> > anyone who wants to move and live in another
> > Country. Enjoy! :)
>
> lol, it's funny how this redneck moron can reveal
> plenty of details in his story, all except the
> country he's going to.
>
> Oh that's right, because you're full of shit.
> Enjoy retirement living in your trailer.

Now why would I tell you where we are retiring to? That's like telling a thief when you will not be home. This place is nice and would like to keep it that way. Don't need imbreds like you coming over and messing it up.

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Re: When you finally get out of Nova, you'll learn that you won't have to do those silly vehicle inspections
Posted by: phelpsmarc ()
Date: October 11, 2016 02:00PM

bohic Wrote:
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> If your in a NICE part Palm Beach County.
>
> The rest of the State has a certain kind of
> trailer trash not found here, and dumb black
> people that think putting shiny things on their
> teeth good.
>
> Rains daily, lizards, spiders, gators, natural
> disasters.


The gulf side is nice and you don't have to be rich to enjoy a good quality of life

Parts of Fairfax county are as bad as bad parts of Florida.

Palm County is rich and poor with little in between. I broke down once and made it off an exit in the shit part of Palm County. I stood by a pay phone at a 7 ELeven. Some burned out black dudes pulled up in their jacked up car and said, GOT SOME WEED? it was hilarious. What a Shit Hole.

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Re: When you finally get out of Nova, you'll learn that you won't have to do those silly vehicle inspections
Posted by: FL ()
Date: October 11, 2016 02:22PM

It's cheap to live in Florida and they don't have state taxes, which makes it a magnet for losers. People who drink everyday and get high on drugs. There are plenty of nice places but a lot of low class areas and working poor people everywhere. If you go further inland it is very southern redneck and rural. My grandma lived outside of Sarasota and her neighborhood (which was nice for the area) reminded me of Route 1 in Hybla Valley and woodbridge. ymmv.

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Re: When you finally get out of Nova, you'll learn that you won't have to do those silly vehicle inspections
Posted by: EX St Augistine res ()
Date: October 11, 2016 02:35PM

phelpsmarc Wrote:
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> bohic Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> Parts of Fairfax county are as bad as bad parts of
> Florida.


The worst parts of Florida have nothing on Fairfax. Parts of Miami make Detroit look like Mclean.

The homes in my are were all worth nearly a million dollars and we still had issues with rednecks stealing car parts, copper, and AC units.

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Re: When you finally get out of Nova, you'll learn that you won't have to do those silly vehicle inspections
Posted by: The Communist Wealth of Virginia ()
Date: October 11, 2016 07:08PM

Fuck Virginia!

You "Sheeple" ever heard of the Pacific Northwest Oregon? Washington State?!!!

The west coast is the best coast!!!

Have the east coast , I'm lavish in Los Angeles dispensaries,

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Re: When you finally get out of Nova, you'll learn that you won't have to do those silly vehicle inspections
Posted by: nicolai ()
Date: October 11, 2016 07:39PM

The Communist Wealth of Virginia Wrote:
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> Fuck Virginia!
>
> You "Sheeple" ever heard of the Pacific Northwest
> Oregon? Washington State?!!!
>
> The west coast is the best coast!!!
>
> Have the east coast , I'm lavish in Los Angeles
> dispensaries,


I like the west coast too. But it's the LAST place to go to escape Communism.

Oregon, Washington, and Kalifornia are the most Communist States in the Union.

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Re: When you finally get out of Nova, you'll learn that you won't have to do those silly vehicle inspections
Posted by: Gullfoss ()
Date: October 11, 2016 08:22PM

kdVHm Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I'm retiring in 6 years. Wife will retire a year
> before me. We already have our retirement place
> in another Country. What's nice about this
> Country is that it is away from people. No blacks
> around and I mean no blacks! We have visited this
> place every year for the past 8 years. It is
> great! We are both glad to get out of here.
>
> Both of us will be retired Gov't workers from the
> old retirement system so we don't have to worry
> about Social Security bullshit! Looking forward
> to it soooooooo bad. Oh yeah, no emmissions need
> to be done.

I hear ya brother! Thank God we're leaving next Spring! Got my Fed pension and my wife's FCPS pension paying and all we need is to finalize some immigration stuff.

No secret, we are moving to Iceland! This would be impossible for most Americans, due to European countries' reluctance to accept older American retirees, that likely will overtax the National Health System. We are all set on housing, my wife has inherited her parent's beautiful home...on a bluff overlooking the sea.

My ace in the hole is my wife is Icelandic. I met her in a DC bar in 1979 when she was working at the Icelandic embassy. Still the prettiest thing I've ever seen! About the only way for an American to be allowed permanent residency is to be married to an Icelander. If, heaven forbid, I outlive my wife, I will be allowed to stay.

Icelandic people are wonderful. The language is almost impossible to learn (my wife has tried to teach me for years!) but fortunately, virtually all Icelanders under the age of 60 speak English.

Icelanders have brass balls. During the "Cod Wars" of the 60's and 70's they went out in small gunboats and faced down British Royal Navy destroyers that were trying to protect British fishing trawlers that were illegally fishing inside Iceland's 200 mile territorial limits. Those brave guys in those little boats called the Royal Navy's bluff and the trawlers went were driven out. I know a few of the oldtimers and love listening to their stories at the pub.

One thing that surprised me is how hard it is to renounce my US citizenship! A whole lot of bureaucratic bullshit and a not insignificant amount of money.
But we will be inviting friends and family to my passport burning party at the pub. The wife never applied for US citizenship, so she's good to go.

I hope your 6 years FLIES by!!!

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