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My asshole got OBLITERATED after eating at the McDonald's in Fair City Mall
Posted by: distressed bowels ()
Date: September 06, 2016 12:34PM

Popped in to get two bacon egg and cheese biscuits with my morning joe before work at the courthouse and have spent the past hour and a half in and out of the bathroom to evacuate hot lava coming out of my ass. Something in the sandwiches wasn't kosher.

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Re: My asshole got OBLITERATED after eating at the McDonald's in Fair City Mall
Posted by: You get what you pay for ()
Date: September 06, 2016 12:49PM

It could be that one of the employees decided to add some of their own person gray-poop-on yer sammiches!

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Re: My asshole got OBLITERATED after eating at the McDonald's in Fair City Mall
Posted by: chiam ()
Date: September 06, 2016 01:00PM

distressed bowels Wrote:
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> Popped in to get two bacon egg and cheese biscuits
> with my morning joe before work at the courthouse
> and have spent the past hour and a half in and out
> of the bathroom to evacuate hot lava coming out of
> my ass. Something in the sandwiches wasn't kosher.


bacon is never kosher, the swine does not chew it's cud.

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Re: My asshole got OBLITERATED after eating at the McDonald's in Fair City Mall
Posted by: yawn ()
Date: September 06, 2016 02:00PM

Food doesn't move that fast through your body, it could be the fast food 7-11 burritos you ate the day before.

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