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Should Hot Women in Fairfax County Get Special Privileges?
Posted by: Special Benefits ()
Date: March 28, 2016 09:32AM

Should we give hot women special benefits?
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Re: Should Hot Women in Fairfax County Get Special Privileges?
Posted by: Xdmnt ()
Date: March 28, 2016 09:53AM

They already act like they do. They're only good for about 30 seconds of jerking off on a good day.

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Re: Should Hot Women in Fairfax County Get Special Privileges?
Posted by: Dang Fast ()
Date: March 28, 2016 10:00AM

Xdmnt Wrote:
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> They already act like they do. They're only good
> for about 30 seconds of jerking off on a good day.

30 seconds?

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Re: Should Hot Women in Fairfax County Get Special Privileges?
Posted by: Helicopter ()
Date: March 28, 2016 10:05AM

Yeah. I'm busy. Just get the biological need out of the way and get on with not worrying about time & money sinks.

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Re: Should Hot Women in Fairfax County Get Special Privileges?
Posted by: jckacess107 ()
Date: March 28, 2016 07:14PM

Yes, they should. Because most Fairfax men are pigs, Fairfax women got fat and don't care because who works hard for futility. Because the rich are pigs we have 80% of all cars on the road as junkers and generics. The luxuries only cost about $700 more to make, but the jackasses keep playing their games and the yuppies keep paying $30,000 more to look better than you.
So love to all and remember we are all ONE, the separation creates fat, ugly women, crappy cars and McCondos and old ranchers. Fun!
But, you know as that beautiful women bent over at the supermarket, you whispered just loud enough for her to hear you call her a fat pig and she became one.
So, yes.. maybe they should be appreciated more.

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Re: Should Hot Women in Fairfax County Get Special Privileges?
Posted by: Oh God She's Hot! ()
Date: March 28, 2016 07:17PM

jckacess107 Wrote:
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> Yes, they should. Because most Fairfax men are
> pigs, Fairfax women got fat and don't care because
> who works hard for futility. Because the rich are
> pigs we have 80% of all cars on the road as
> junkers and generics. The luxuries only cost about
> $700 more to make, but the jackasses keep playing
> their games and the yuppies keep paying $30,000
> more to look better than you.
> So love to all and remember we are all ONE, the
> separation creates fat, ugly women, crappy cars
> and McCondos and old ranchers. Fun!
> But, you know as that beautiful women bent over at
> the supermarket, you whispered just loud enough
> for her to hear you call her a fat pig and she
> became one.
> So, yes.. maybe they should be appreciated more.

Look honey, when you start putting down the Bon-bons, get to the gym and start looking like Sharon Stone we'll start giving you benefits.

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