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Cyclists need to stay off the roads unless they have a bike lane
Posted by:
Truck driver
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Date: March 27, 2016 07:00AM
The warmer weather has brought out these Goddamn bicyclists with a death wish. I was going down Fox mill road yesterday and there were 4 of them riding together. I blew my horn and screamed "FUCK YOU ASSHOLES !"
If you want to ride a bike stay on a bike trail or stay inside a 25 mph sub-division or go home and ride a fucking stationary bicycle. You create a dangerous situation for everyone and I pray you get run down by a Hummer.
If you want to ride a bike stay on a bike trail or stay inside a 25 mph sub-division or go home and ride a fucking stationary bicycle. You create a dangerous situation for everyone and I pray you get run down by a Hummer.
Re: Cyclists need to stay off the roads unless they have a bike lane
Posted by:
Tom Trucker
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Date: March 27, 2016 07:03AM
Biketards
Re: Cyclists need to stay off the roads unless they have a bike lane
Posted by:
lard ass
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Date: March 27, 2016 07:41AM
Truck driver Wrote:
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> The warmer weather has brought out these Goddamn
> bicyclists with a death wish. I was going down Fox
> mill road yesterday and there were 4 of them
> riding together. I blew my horn and screamed "FUCK
> YOU ASSHOLES !"
> If you want to ride a bike stay on a bike trail or
> stay inside a 25 mph sub-division or go home and
> ride a fucking stationary bicycle. You create a
> dangerous situation for everyone and I pray you
> get run down by a Hummer.
Great story.
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> The warmer weather has brought out these Goddamn
> bicyclists with a death wish. I was going down Fox
> mill road yesterday and there were 4 of them
> riding together. I blew my horn and screamed "FUCK
> YOU ASSHOLES !"
> If you want to ride a bike stay on a bike trail or
> stay inside a 25 mph sub-division or go home and
> ride a fucking stationary bicycle. You create a
> dangerous situation for everyone and I pray you
> get run down by a Hummer.
Great story.
Re: Cyclists need to stay off the roads unless they have a bike lane
Posted by:
OP IS A FAGGIT
()
Date: March 27, 2016 08:02AM
OP is a butt munching faggit, obese and hates living.
Re: Cyclists need to stay off the roads unless they have a bike lane
Posted by:
spandex-wearing cyclists
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Date: March 27, 2016 08:21AM
Truck driver Wrote:
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> The warmer weather has brought out these Goddamn
> bicyclists with a death wish. I was going down Fox
> mill road yesterday and there were 4 of them
> riding together. I blew my horn and screamed "FUCK
> YOU ASSHOLES !"
> If you want to ride a bike stay on a bike trail or
> stay inside a 25 mph sub-division or go home and
> ride a fucking stationary bicycle. You create a
> dangerous situation for everyone and I pray you
> get run down by a Hummer.
If you were a real man you would have driven ahead and confronted them in person, on foot. but no you just act like pus and post here. I would have paid real money to see you beat down by a bunch of fit spandex-wearing cyclists.
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> The warmer weather has brought out these Goddamn
> bicyclists with a death wish. I was going down Fox
> mill road yesterday and there were 4 of them
> riding together. I blew my horn and screamed "FUCK
> YOU ASSHOLES !"
> If you want to ride a bike stay on a bike trail or
> stay inside a 25 mph sub-division or go home and
> ride a fucking stationary bicycle. You create a
> dangerous situation for everyone and I pray you
> get run down by a Hummer.
If you were a real man you would have driven ahead and confronted them in person, on foot. but no you just act like pus and post here. I would have paid real money to see you beat down by a bunch of fit spandex-wearing cyclists.
Re: Cyclists need to stay off the roads unless they have a bike lane
Posted by:
Bike Courier
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Date: March 27, 2016 09:44AM
Been hit by an open taxi door, sideswiped by a bus and a ran into a pickup truck after he pulled out in front of me. I have 6 more lives and will save the last hit for the ahole driving on Fox Mill one day.
Re: Cyclists need to stay off the roads unless they have a bike lane
Posted by:
a bike is a toy, for kids
()
Date: March 27, 2016 10:26AM
Bike Courier Wrote:
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> Been hit by an open taxi door, sideswiped by a bus
> and a ran into a pickup truck after he pulled out
> in front of me. I have 6 more lives and will save
> the last hit for the ahole driving on Fox Mill one
> day.
You mean you hit a taxi door, you hit a bus, and you ran into a pickup truck because you were riding a bicycle in traffic.
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> Been hit by an open taxi door, sideswiped by a bus
> and a ran into a pickup truck after he pulled out
> in front of me. I have 6 more lives and will save
> the last hit for the ahole driving on Fox Mill one
> day.
You mean you hit a taxi door, you hit a bus, and you ran into a pickup truck because you were riding a bicycle in traffic.
Re: Cyclists need to stay off the roads unless they have a bike lane
Posted by:
Cunt Boys
()
Date: March 27, 2016 10:37AM
I have seen a number of bicycle "Pile ups" on the bike trail in Mt. Vernon. Screaming like a bunch of little girls at each other.
Wailing in pain with their scraped up knees and elbows.
Wailing in pain with their scraped up knees and elbows.
Re: Cyclists need to stay off the roads unless they have a bike lane
Posted by:
Truck driver
()
Date: March 27, 2016 10:54AM
Cunt Boys Wrote:
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> I have seen a number of bicycle "Pile ups" on the
> bike trail in Mt. Vernon. Screaming like a bunch
> of little girls at each other.
>
> Wailing in pain with their scraped up knees and
> elbows.
At least those fags were on a bike trail like they should be. Fuel taxes pay for our roads so cycletards have no business using them.
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> I have seen a number of bicycle "Pile ups" on the
> bike trail in Mt. Vernon. Screaming like a bunch
> of little girls at each other.
>
> Wailing in pain with their scraped up knees and
> elbows.
At least those fags were on a bike trail like they should be. Fuel taxes pay for our roads so cycletards have no business using them.
Re: Cyclists need to stay off the roads unless they have a bike lane
Posted by:
externality
()
Date: March 27, 2016 11:14AM
Truck driver Wrote:
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> Cunt Boys Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I have seen a number of bicycle "Pile ups" on
> the
> > bike trail in Mt. Vernon. Screaming like a
> bunch
> > of little girls at each other.
> >
> > Wailing in pain with their scraped up knees and
> > elbows.
>
>
> At least those fags were on a bike trail like they
> should be. Fuel taxes pay for our roads so
> cycletards have no business using them.
Fuel taxes pay for precious little.
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> Cunt Boys Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I have seen a number of bicycle "Pile ups" on
> the
> > bike trail in Mt. Vernon. Screaming like a
> bunch
> > of little girls at each other.
> >
> > Wailing in pain with their scraped up knees and
> > elbows.
>
>
> At least those fags were on a bike trail like they
> should be. Fuel taxes pay for our roads so
> cycletards have no business using them.
Fuel taxes pay for precious little.
Re: Cyclists need to stay off the roads unless they have a bike lane
Posted by:
vHvEy
()
Date: March 27, 2016 02:32PM
but the state of virginia allows bicycling and has legislation
so the answer is
so the answer is
slow down keep your eyes on the road at all times
or get convicted for manslaughter
Re: Cyclists need to stay off the roads unless they have a bike lane
Posted by:
....
()
Date: March 27, 2016 02:47PM
Had one of these faggots plow right into my truck when he was blowing a red light. Flipped right over the bed, and shattered his leg.
Cop and I had a good laugh over the incident, and he ended up 1)paying for repairs to my truck, and 2)got a ticket.
Lol...
Cop and I had a good laugh over the incident, and he ended up 1)paying for repairs to my truck, and 2)got a ticket.
Lol...
Re: Cyclists need to stay off the roads unless they have a bike lane
Posted by:
NippleChuck
()
Date: March 27, 2016 07:05PM
.... Wrote:
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> Had one of these faggots plow right into my truck
> when he was blowing a red light. Flipped right
> over the bed, and shattered his leg.
>
> Cop and I had a good laugh over the incident, and
> he ended up 1)paying for repairs to my truck, and
> 2)got a ticket.
>
> Lol...
Ha!!! Did you stop in the intersection? I love these threads that pit the bicyclers against motorists. Hey bike fags how come you assholes feel like you don't have to obey traffic laws but get your knickers all in a knot when motorists want you out of their way? Me personally, I slow down and pass cautiously when I encounter you bike thugs giving as much room as possible when passing as I don't want your stinking carcasses to dent up my new truck. Still I get attitude from you cunts. You bike fags need to calm the fuck down. Not every driver is out to get you. But you ass jacks need to obey the laws of the road too.
Fucking biketards.
Lolz
Nip
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> Had one of these faggots plow right into my truck
> when he was blowing a red light. Flipped right
> over the bed, and shattered his leg.
>
> Cop and I had a good laugh over the incident, and
> he ended up 1)paying for repairs to my truck, and
> 2)got a ticket.
>
> Lol...
Ha!!! Did you stop in the intersection? I love these threads that pit the bicyclers against motorists. Hey bike fags how come you assholes feel like you don't have to obey traffic laws but get your knickers all in a knot when motorists want you out of their way? Me personally, I slow down and pass cautiously when I encounter you bike thugs giving as much room as possible when passing as I don't want your stinking carcasses to dent up my new truck. Still I get attitude from you cunts. You bike fags need to calm the fuck down. Not every driver is out to get you. But you ass jacks need to obey the laws of the road too.
Fucking biketards.
Lolz
Nip
Re: Cyclists need to stay off the roads unless they have a bike lane
Posted by:
4 speed
()
Date: March 28, 2016 07:41PM
Cyclists were out in force today in Reston. Most of them were disregarding the rules of the road. Most of them really just don't give a shit.
Re: Cyclists need to stay off the roads unless they have a bike lane
Posted by:
Jew driver
()
Date: April 09, 2016 03:54AM
A guy who lives near me got a bad brain injury from a bicycle crash on Reston ave back in the late 90s. He would be better off dead than the shape he is in. This shit is no joke.
Re: Cyclists need to stay off the roads unless they have a bike lane
Posted by:
Run em over
()
Date: April 09, 2016 07:33AM
There is some biketard group that rides up and down Lawyers rd every weekend, could one of you guys with a big truck take them all out, please?
Re: Cyclists need to stay off the roads unless they have a bike lane
Posted by:
D.C. 2024 = biek and bus only
()
Date: April 09, 2016 07:37AM
OP IS A FAGGIT Wrote:
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> OP is a butt munching faggit, obese and hates
> living.
no cars.
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> OP is a butt munching faggit, obese and hates
> living.
no cars.
Re: Cyclists need to stay off the roads unless they have a bike lane
Posted by:
cycle hater
()
Date: April 09, 2016 07:43AM
Run em over Wrote:
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> There is some biketard group that rides up and
> down Lawyers rd every weekend, could one of you
> guys with a big truck take them all out, please?
What if someone took a pump sprayer full of motor oil and sprayed down the right edge of the road on one of those sharp turns? That would be bad and someone could get hurt, that is why I could never do it because it would be bad and illegal. I hope no one ever does that.
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> There is some biketard group that rides up and
> down Lawyers rd every weekend, could one of you
> guys with a big truck take them all out, please?
What if someone took a pump sprayer full of motor oil and sprayed down the right edge of the road on one of those sharp turns? That would be bad and someone could get hurt, that is why I could never do it because it would be bad and illegal. I hope no one ever does that.
Re: Cyclists need to stay off the roads unless they have a bike lane
Posted by:
Ygyxv
()
Date: April 09, 2016 08:06AM
Huge groups of cyclists clog the rural roads of Loudoun County on nice weekends. Sometimes dozens at a time. Motorists cannot get by all. Here's the thing, these roads are the only way to get to town for groceries, prescriptions, etc. The roads are NOT their private bike trails. Something needs to be done before there is trouble. Really changed my opinion of cyclists, I think they are mostly jerks now.
Re: Cyclists need to stay off the roads unless they have a bike lane
Posted by:
worst of the worst
()
Date: April 09, 2016 09:25AM
I was walking across the street to get my car this week and a guy on his bike waited at the intersection for me to cross. He was on a bike, I was walking and he sat there while I crossed, holding up the cars behind him. These idiots are even worse when they obey the rules than when they ignore them.
Re: Cyclists need to stay off the roads unless they have a bike lane
Posted by:
Uh7XP
()
Date: April 12, 2016 11:06AM
Uh7XP
Re: Cyclists need to stay off the roads unless they have a bike lane
Posted by:
yuuuuuup
()
Date: September 06, 2020 07:35AM
yuuup
Re: Cyclists need to stay off the roads unless they have a bike lane
Posted by:
Taxpayer
()
Date: September 06, 2020 09:01AM
I so miss the good old days when you could just run over cyclists and keep on going
Re: Cyclists need to stay off the roads unless they have a bike lane
Posted by:
Passive Aggressive
()
Date: September 06, 2020 11:15AM
cycle hater Wrote:
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> Run em over Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > There is some biketard group that rides up and
> > down Lawyers rd every weekend, could one of you
> > guys with a big truck take them all out,
> please?
>
>
> What if someone took a pump sprayer full of motor
> oil and sprayed down the right edge of the road on
> one of those sharp turns? That would be bad and
> someone could get hurt, that is why I could never
> do it because it would be bad and illegal. I hope
> no one ever does that.
Years ago someone was sprinkling tiny upholstery tacks along the bike paths near the Old Town to Mt. Vernon areas.
So many bicycle tires were punctured that work crews were dispatched with magnetic rollers to pick up the tacks. Several injuries were caused by high speed blowouts.
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> Run em over Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > There is some biketard group that rides up and
> > down Lawyers rd every weekend, could one of you
> > guys with a big truck take them all out,
> please?
>
>
> What if someone took a pump sprayer full of motor
> oil and sprayed down the right edge of the road on
> one of those sharp turns? That would be bad and
> someone could get hurt, that is why I could never
> do it because it would be bad and illegal. I hope
> no one ever does that.
Years ago someone was sprinkling tiny upholstery tacks along the bike paths near the Old Town to Mt. Vernon areas.
So many bicycle tires were punctured that work crews were dispatched with magnetic rollers to pick up the tacks. Several injuries were caused by high speed blowouts.