Where are the NOVA "Green Beer" Hot Spots.. Corn beef & Cabbage.. Smoking Hot Chicks or Cougars ??

My name's Detective John Kimble. I'M A COP, YOU IDIOT!

DWI Patrol Wrote:
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> Where are the NOVA "Green Beer" Hot Spots.. Corn
> beef & Cabbage.. Smoking Hot Chicks or Cougars ??


Beer and Cabbage make a great combo. Hot chicks dig a guy with explosive diarrhea with gas.

St. Patrick's Day is probably the worst day of the year to go out drinking. How dumb do you have to be not to realize that?

Are the only ones who your out and get smashed on St Patrick's day

Rejects, kids and drunks Wrote:
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> Are the only ones who your out and get smashed on
> St Patrick's day


Either you're smashed now or an illiterate fool.

Hey, losers Wrote:
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> St. Patrick's Day is probably the worst day of the
> year to go out drinking. How dumb do you have to
> be not to realize that?


Depends when and where you go.

Why do niggers celebrate St. Patrick's Day?

Kilroys Fish Market Are Good

Revolution bar in Fairfax City, where the elite meet up

high class bar Wrote:
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> Revolution bar in Fairfax City, where the elite
> meet up


No such thing as a high class bar. There are bars that haven't been busted up yet and bars that charge to much for drinks.
And then there are the idiots who pay to much for a drink.

To, too, two. We're all family here.

Hey, losers Wrote:
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> St. Patrick's Day is probably the worst day of the
> year to go out drinking. How dumb do you have to
> be not to realize that?

Amateur night.

Have fun waking up in a cell with a bunch of nogs.

Brant and I are going to crush here in Miami! Maybe we'll run into Danny Glover and party with him again. We're getting laid like there's no tomorrow and I'm going to find some gay guy's expensive car and take a dump on the hood. You wish you had my life, you jealous pussyfoot.

Start at the Dubliner before lunch. Slip on vomit and be deafened by crappy Irish shit-music. Pro tip go outside to the park to vomit and get air between sets.

What are you celebrating?

Patrick's birthname was Maewyn. He was born in Roman Britain. He was kidnapped into slavery and brought to Ireland.

He escaped to a monastery in Gaul (France) and converted to Christianity. He went back to Ireland in 432 as a missionary. While Christianity had already taken hold in the country, tradition has it that Patrick confronted the Druids at Tara and abolished their pagan rites, making Christianity more widespread.

Patrick became a bishop and after his death was named Ireland's patron saint. Celebrations in Ireland were understated though. When the Irish emigrated to the U.S., they created the bigger celebrations and parades known today.

Eighteenth century Irish soldiers who fought in the Revolutionary War held the first St. Patrick Day parades. The celebrations became a way for the Irish to connect with their roots after they moved to America.

Anyone "Celebrating" St. Patricks Day is just an alcoholic looking for a reason to get drunk. Seek help before you spiral out of control.

On the other hand, it's tough to knock a first-rate plate of corned beef and cabbage.

Kilroy's with a fresh pack of cigarettes.

And my AMG Harley. I'm going to be leaving kilroys plastered on that thing.

NoTea Wrote:
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> What are you celebrating?
>
> Patrick's birthname was Maewyn. He was born in
> Roman Britain. He was kidnapped into slavery and
> brought to Ireland.
>
> He escaped to a monastery in Gaul (France) and
> converted to Christianity. He went back to Ireland
> in 432 as a missionary. While Christianity had
> already taken hold in the country, tradition has
> it that Patrick confronted the Druids at Tara and
> abolished their pagan rites, making Christianity
> more widespread.
>
> Patrick became a bishop and after his death was
> named Ireland's patron saint. Celebrations in
> Ireland were understated though. When the Irish
> emigrated to the U.S., they created the bigger
> celebrations and parades known today.
>
> Eighteenth century Irish soldiers who fought in
> the Revolutionary War held the first St. Patrick
> Day parades. The celebrations became a way for the
> Irish to connect with their roots after they moved
> to America.
>
> Anyone "Celebrating" St. Patricks Day is just an
> alcoholic looking for a reason to get drunk. Seek
> help before you spiral out of control.

except alcoholics dont need a holiday nor to celebrate to drink - they do it every single day. St. Patrick's day is amateur hour to an alcoholic.

OP...everywhere but your house, or your mother's house.

Everyone else, the OPs house with his wife home, or his mother's house.

Ireland?

Maybe he is "Black Irish" ?? He's had a cold one on St Pats day !

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/going-out-guide/wp/2016/03/16/celebrate-st-patricks-day-with-irish-dancers-happy-hours-and-fancy-sandwiches/?hpid=hp_local-news_gog-stpattys-11am%3Ahomepage%2Fstory

Folk here on FXU can afford any of the places..No Smoking Hot chicks or cougars for ya..

The Smoking Hot Chicks and Cougars that tis. All wanting to talk with him and get their picture taken.

The best place? Home. St. Patty's day is amateur hour. The real drinkers avoid it like the plague.

Hic!.. What waz dat you sayed...Officer?? Burp..!


LOL Myself I stayed home. Older and Wiser..With "Lib Green" Budweiser
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What is an Irish seven course meal?

A six pack and a potato.

What's Irish and stays out all summer?

Paddy O'Furniture

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One drunk.

I woke up in my laundry room, vomit all over the dryer and one of my shoes half-flushed down the toilet. It looks like its really wedged in there. One of my front teeth is lose and there was a soiled condom lodged in my anus.