FCPS Should Hire Ward Churchill
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Date: March 06, 2016 11:55AM
FCPS has a habit of hiring fakes like Tara Brach and Flip Flippen. Why not hire a really famous fake? They should hire Ward Churchill, the fake Indian (just like Elizabeth Warren).
He could consult on "indigenous" issues and maybe even help out in the cases of indigenous transgender students. He doesn't get along with Megan Kelly so in this land of "we hate Trump" that's got to be worth something as well.
Churchill is based in Atlanta, and since FCPS is willing to fly Eric Jensen in from Hawaii, getting Churchill up here should be no problem at all. While he's up here, maybe he and Dan Storck could do some kind of historical re-enactment to show the plight of FCPS' budget. At the end, Churchill could lead us all in a rain dance to make money fall out of the sky.