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What if I spray Off Mosquito Repellent on my Boyfriend's Cock?
Posted by: Spring Break - Zika Fears ()
Date: February 26, 2016 07:32PM

Spring break 2016 is fast approaching, and my boyfriend and I have reservations for Jamaica for. We don't like to use condoms because we like the real feel of lovemaking, but we are fearful of the Zika Virus.

If I spray his cock and my crotch area down with Off Mosquito spray will this protect us from the Zika Virus?

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Re: What if I spray Off Mosquito Repellent on my Boyfriend's Cock?
Posted by: Misquito Coast ()
Date: February 26, 2016 08:43PM

There's a skeeter on my peter, whack it off
There's another on my brother, whack it off
There's a dozen on my cousin's
I can hear the bastards buzzin'
There's a skeeter on my peter, whack it off

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Re: What if I spray Off Mosquito Repellent on my Boyfriend's Cock?
Posted by: It burns ()
Date: February 26, 2016 08:46PM

That may work. I remember during the bad years of the AIDS epidemic, I would dip my wiener in bleach. I wasn't even having sex.

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Re: What if I spray Off Mosquito Repellent on my Boyfriend's Cock?
Posted by: Zika Expert ()
Date: February 26, 2016 09:10PM

OP- Thats a good question you raise. Before I can help you, I'm going to need more information.. please post a picture of your tits. Thanks.

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Re: What if I spray Off Mosquito Repellent on my Boyfriend's Cock?
Posted by: Zika Expert 2 ()
Date: February 26, 2016 09:22PM

OP - What above poster has mentioned is accurate. Supplementation of a picture of your breasts is recommended so we can give you full feedback.

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Re: What if I spray Off Mosquito Repellent on my Boyfriend's Cock?
Posted by: Gerrymeandererz ()
Date: February 26, 2016 10:04PM

Just ensure the repellent you use has DEET in it. It will kill off the Zika.

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Re: What if I spray Off Mosquito Repellent on my Boyfriend's Cock?
Posted by: Trantran ()
Date: February 26, 2016 10:36PM

OP didn't say he was a woman.

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Re: What if I spray Off Mosquito Repellent on my Boyfriend's Cock?
Posted by: Zika victim ()
Date: February 26, 2016 10:45PM

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Re: What if I spray Off Mosquito Repellent on my Boyfriend's Cock?
Posted by: Ummmmm ()
Date: February 26, 2016 11:01PM

Cock + crotch area = het
Cock + ass area = hom

mostly

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Re: What if I spray Off Mosquito Repellent on my Boyfriend's Cock?
Posted by: Zika Expert 3 ()
Date: February 27, 2016 02:16PM

Re: What if I spray Off Mosquito Repellent on my Boyfriend's Cock?
Posted by: Zika Expert 2 ()
Date: February 26, 2016 09:22PM

OP - What above poster has mentioned is accurate. Supplementation of a picture of your breasts is recommended so we can give you full feedback.



Unfortunately both Zika Expert and Zika Expert 2 are mistaken. In order to properly assess the situation we need at least 15 pictures of total body nudes, that include 360 degree views, with at least 6 pictures that consist of spread eagle nudes with an 8" dildo shoved all the way into her twat.

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Re: What if I spray Off Mosquito Repellent on my Boyfriend's Cock?
Posted by: NyxCt ()
Date: February 27, 2016 02:24PM

Just keep his pecker totally inserted into something and completely protected the entire trip.

/Problem

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Re: What if I spray Off Mosquito Repellent on my Boyfriend's Cock?
Posted by: JBW ()
Date: February 27, 2016 02:31PM

Spring Break - Zika Fears Wrote:
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> Spring break 2016 is fast approaching, and my
> boyfriend and I have reservations for Jamaica for.
> We don't like to use condoms because we like the
> real feel of lovemaking, but we are fearful of the
> Zika Virus.
>
> If I spray his cock and my crotch area down with
> Off Mosquito spray will this protect us from the
> Zika Virus?


For goodness sake, don't be a complete idiot. Mosquito repellent is for external use only. It should say that on the can. If it doesn't, then assume it. Whatever you put on him will be inside you, so it will be in contact with mucus membranes that absorb whatever they contact. You would risk not just irritation, but perhaps a mild poisoning.

The Zika virus is borne by insect, as you must know. Having sex doesn't increase or decrease your exposure to infected mosquitoes. Just being in a region where those insects are means you are at increased risk, sex or no sex.

I have a better suggestion: Stay home.

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Re: What if I spray Off Mosquito Repellent on my Boyfriend's Cock?
Posted by: JBW has Obama IQ ()
Date: February 27, 2016 02:40PM

JBW: You clearly have an Obama-level IQ. So dumb.

The increased risk is from being there. She/he intends to slather rest of body in insect repellent but wonders what will happen if she sprays it on his dick.

The simple solution is to keep the dick inserted in a protected environment.

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