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Enlighten me about the Takaokas
Posted by: Brooklyn Nets ()
Date: February 15, 2016 01:41PM

So I keep seeing a lot of Takaoka hate on here. Who are they. I hear about Michelle, Karen, and Dean...? Just wanted to know who they are. Thanks in advance lol

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Re: Enlighten me about the Takaokas
Posted by: Unit 8 ()
Date: February 15, 2016 03:56PM

Crazy gooks feeling the wrath of fxu. Imagine a gook thinking they are actually superior? I mean hello your a rice nigger, even though that is better than a nigger-nigger. But still just a nigger.

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Re: Enlighten me about the Takaokas
Posted by: Grammar Guy ()
Date: February 15, 2016 03:58PM

+1 for your use of contrastive focus reduplication.
-1 for your racism.

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Re: Enlighten me about the Takaokas
Posted by: Brooklyn Nets ()
Date: February 15, 2016 05:15PM

Ok she's Asian... But who is she?

Lol. Can't imagine how many times that has ran through the minds of Harvard's admissions office.

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Re: Enlighten me about the Takaokas
Posted by: Brooklyn Nets ()
Date: February 15, 2016 08:48PM

Seriously? Nobody wants to shed knowledge about them

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Re: Enlighten me about the Takaokas
Posted by: google is your friend ()
Date: February 16, 2016 12:35AM

Here's the very short version.

There are four Takaokas. Dean, the father; Karen, the mother; Jennifer, the slut rat daughter; and Michelle, the sluttier daughter. Jennifer had a husband but she stabbed him to death; and might have had a child, which she probably sold or traded for dope.

Dean works officially for the US Patent and Trade Office. Dean claims ancestory from the Japanese Samurai class. He uses an alias of Dean Choi (which indicates that he might really be a Korean immigrant to Japan). He is a full Japanese Yakuza member and deals in human trafficking. He ships kidnapped females to Japan via Vancouver BC Canada. He threatens to hack FU and shut it down.

Karen works for United Parcel Service. She is describer by some as a "Fat, ugly jap whore" however Dean disputes this by pointing out she is Korean. The "Fat, ugly whore" part doesn't seem to be disputed. Karen claims ancestory from a Korean royal line.

Jennifer is a drug addict currently in jail in Arlington. Her family claim she is in Paris studying physics and teaching music. She worked at the Couples Boutique, where she ho'd and then ratted out all her customers. In fact she has ratted out almost everyone she knows. Her stories are now too preposterous for even the police to believe, but she has caused a lot of trouble for innocent people. Jennifer graduated from Robinson where she was known for trying to blow as many guys as possible. She also is interested in black women. Most people who know the family agree that Jennifer is the best of the lot if she takes her psychiatric medications.

Michelle is currently in her fifth year at Robinson. She is know for giving more blowjobs than her sister, however the record is called into dispute because she attended for five years. She currently is having troubles passing both the SOL's and SAT testing. She hopes to attend a university in Japan because American schools aren't good enough for her.

The family has had a number of dogs, but they aren't considered pets. The Takaoka family consumes dog meat.

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Re: Enlighten me about the Takaokas
Posted by: Fuck gooks ()
Date: February 16, 2016 12:38AM

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Re: Enlighten me about the Takaokas
Posted by: robinson student 2016 ()
Date: February 16, 2016 12:51AM

I might be passing along a rumor here, but I heard Michelle has been banned from Fairfax County middle school campuses.

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Re: Enlighten me about the Takaokas
Posted by: Brooklyn Nets ()
Date: February 16, 2016 07:43AM

google is your friend Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Here's the very short version.
>
> There are four Takaokas. Dean, the father; Karen,
> the mother; Jennifer, the slut rat daughter; and
> Michelle, the sluttier daughter. Jennifer had a
> husband but she stabbed him to death; and might
> have had a child, which she probably sold or
> traded for dope.
>
> Dean works officially for the US Patent and Trade
> Office. Dean claims ancestory from the Japanese
> Samurai class. He uses an alias of Dean Choi
> (which indicates that he might really be a Korean
> immigrant to Japan). He is a full Japanese Yakuza
> member and deals in human trafficking. He ships
> kidnapped females to Japan via Vancouver BC
> Canada. He threatens to hack FU and shut it down.
>
> Karen works for United Parcel Service. She is
> describer by some as a "Fat, ugly jap whore"
> however Dean disputes this by pointing out she is
> Korean. The "Fat, ugly whore" part doesn't seem to
> be disputed. Karen claims ancestory from a Korean
> royal line.
>
> Jennifer is a drug addict currently in jail in
> Arlington. Her family claim she is in Paris
> studying physics and teaching music. She worked at
> the Couples Boutique, where she ho'd and then
> ratted out all her customers. In fact she has
> ratted out almost everyone she knows. Her stories
> are now too preposterous for even the police to
> believe, but she has caused a lot of trouble for
> innocent people. Jennifer graduated from Robinson
> where she was known for trying to blow as many
> guys as possible. She also is interested in black
> women. Most people who know the family agree that
> Jennifer is the best of the lot if she takes her
> psychiatric medications.
>
> Michelle is currently in her fifth year at
> Robinson. She is know for giving more blowjobs
> than her sister, however the record is called into
> dispute because she attended for five years. She
> currently is having troubles passing both the
> SOL's and SAT testing. She hopes to attend a
> university in Japan because American schools
> aren't good enough for her.
>
> The family has had a number of dogs, but they
> aren't considered pets. The Takaoka family
> consumes dog meat.

Thank you. One last question -- why do they get so much hate on fairfax underground lol. Why do y'all hate em

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Re: Enlighten me about the Takaokas
Posted by: google is your friend ()
Date: February 18, 2016 12:18AM

OP wrote:

>Thank you. One last question -- why do they get so much hate on fairfax underground lol. Why do y'all hate em

I myself don't hate THEM.

I hate Jennifer. I went to school with her and we did lots of stuff together. Then she got in trouble and ratted me out. Then she gave up her stash and tried to claim it was mine. And she was stupid because the prescription drug bottles still had her name on them.

I can't say for sure about other people's posts, but the general belief among people that know the family is that many of the posts are being made by Michelle. The whole family hates itself.

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Re: Enlighten me about the Takaokas
Posted by: Fuck gooks ()
Date: March 09, 2016 11:08PM

But why does everyone seem to dump on Michelle? So what is she gave a dozen eleven year old's antibiotic resistant disease?

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Re: Enlighten me about the Takaokas
Posted by: i don't care ()
Date: March 10, 2016 06:57PM

A few of the mothers are up in arms about the oral sex on the playground. Other than those few I don't think that is it.

Michelle's real problem is she thinks she is so much better than everyone else. And she can't even graduateb from high school. what a laugh.

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